who would you rather

Quiz time: Would you rather fight a yaoi fetishist who produces/consumes content exclusively of waifish seme/uke character dynamics and makes jokes about being a “filthy sinner for my gayz” or would you rather fight a stringent hetshipper who thinks that making LGBT headcanons about their favs is offensive to them personally and wants to know why, like, you have to make everything about sexuality :/ 

Notes:

  • The yaoi fetishist has a lot of pent up anger. Might pretend you’re the person who wrote them a bad review on ffnet
  • The hetshipper has an advanced sense of rhythm, having listened to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch over a hundred times when consuming every AMV of their otp in youtube history
VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL
  • 1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
  • 2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
  • 3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
  • 4: Have you ever changed for someone?
  • 5: How is your relationship with your ex?
  • 6: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 7: Have you ever cheated?
  • 8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
  • 9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
  • 10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
  • 12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
  • 13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
  • 14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
  • 15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
  • 16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
  • 17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
  • 18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
  • 19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
  • 20: Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
  • 22: Do you think people should date their friends?
  • 23: How many relationships have you had?
  • 24: Do you think love can last forever?
  • 25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
  • 26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
  • 27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
  • 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
  • 29: What do you notice first about another person?
  • 30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
  • 31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
  • 32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
  • 33: Do you want to get married one day?
  • 34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
  • 35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
  • 36: Are you still a virgin?
  • 37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
  • 38: Do you enjoy love films?
  • 39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
  • 40: Have you ever had a valentine?
  • 41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
  • 42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
  • 43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
  • 44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
  • 45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
  • 46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
  • 47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
  • 48: What's your favorite love song?
  • 49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
  • 50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
  • 51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
  • 52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
  • 53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
  • 54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
  • 55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
  • 56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
  • 57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
  • 58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
  • 59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
  • 60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
  • 61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
  • 62: How do you define "cheating"?
  • 63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
  • 64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
  • 65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
Harry Potter Spell Themed Asks


Accio :
If you could summon anything in the world right now what would it be?

Aguamenti: Do you like water?

Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock?

Anapneo: Are you CPR certified?

Aparecium: On of a scale of Mr. Bean to 007 how much of a spy are you?

Avada Kedavra: If you could kill one single person, who would it be?

Avis: What’s your favorite kind of bird?

Brachiabindo: Have you ever been tied up before? What was the circumstance?

Capacious Extremis: If you could make one object bigger on the inside, what would the object be?

Cave Inimicum: You’ve got to fortify your room from zombies with only objects you have readily available. What do you use?

Colloportus: Have you ever locked yourself out of your own house before? If so, what did you do?

Confringo: Have you ever accidentally set fire to something?

Confundo : What confuses you most about the world?

Crucio: What’s the worst pain you’ve ever been in?

Deletrius: What’s the last thing that you did besides this?

Densaugeo: What’s the most extensive thing you’ve been to the dentist for?

Deprimo: Have you ever been knocked over by the wind before?

Descendo: What’s been a low point in your life?

Diffindo: When was the last time you ripped and article of clothing?

Engorgio: What’s the worst case of swelling you’ve ever experience?

Episkey: If you could heal anyone in the world right now, who would it be?

Expecto Patronum: What’s your happiest memory?

Expelliarmus: Have you ever had to disarm someone? If so, why?

Expulso: Have you ever made something explode? Explain how and why?

Ferula: Have you ever had to wear a brace? What happened?

Flagrate: If you could write one thing in the sky, what would it be?

Flipendo: Have you ever fallen down stairs before?

Fulgari: If you could be bond to one person, who would it be?

Furnunculus: How bad was your acne as a teenage?

Geminio: If you could have a single copy of something, anything, what would it be?

Glisseo: Water slide or playground slide?

Impedimenta: You can stop one person from coming near you, ever, like a permanent, unbreakable restraining order, who is it?

Imperio: You can have one person be your slave for a day without repercussion, who?

Impervius : In the middle of a storm would you rather have waterproof shoes, or a waterproof coat?

Incarcerous: Have you ever tied someone up?

Incendio: Do you like candles? If so, what’s your favorite smell?

Langlock: You can stop one person in the world from speaking. Who is it?

Legilimens: If you had the power to read minds for a day, would you use it?

Locomotor: You can chose one object to follow you around, what is it?

Lumos: Candle, Flashlight, Sunlight, Moonlight, or Bioluminescence? 

Meteolojinx Recanto: What’s your favorite type of weather?

Mobiliarbus: What’s your dream garden?

Molliare: Have you ever made a surprisingly soft landing when you were sure you’d break something? What happened?

Morsmordre: What would your signal in the sky be to mark your presence?

Muffliato: Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation? What was it about?

Nox: Were you/are you, afraid of the dark?

Obliviate: What’s something you wish you could forget?

Obscuro: What’s a kink that you have? What about it excites you?

Oppugno: You’re about to be in a fight! The object directly to your left is what you have as a weapon! What is it and how would you use it?

Orchideous: What’s your favorite flower?

Pack: When’s the last time you did some packing?

Petrificus Totalus: Have you ever been/felt paralyzed?

Piertotum Locomotor: You can make one  object in your current room come to life, what is it?

Point Me: How easily do you get lost?

Portus: What object would you turn into a portkey and where would it take you?

Protego: You can protect one person from harm. Who?

Quietus: When was the last time you yelled at someone?

Reducio: What’s something you’d like to make bigger?

Reducto: You’ve got one chance to explode something without an consequences. What is it?

Rennervate: Have you ever passed out/fainted before? What happened?

Reparo: What’s one thing you’d like to fix?

Rictusempra: Where’s the most effective place to tickle you?

Riddikulus: What’s your greatest fear? Do you think you’ll be able to overcome it?

Scourgify: What’s something that you should clean up?

Sectumsempra: Have you ever hurt someone? What happened?

Serpensortia: Do you like snakes?

Silencio: How much “quiet time” on average, do you need in a day?

Sonorus: If you had a message you could say to the whole world. What would it be?

Specialis Revelio: If you could have a magical property, what would it be?

Stupefy: Do you think you’d be able to knock someone out?

Tarantallegra: What’s your favorite kind of dance?

Wingardium Leviosa: If you had the power of telekinesis, what would you do with it?

CORBYN IS JUST A SWEET OLD MAN WHO WANTS FREE EDUCATION, A FULLY FUNCTIONING NHS AND TRAINS THAT RUN PROPERLY.

THERESA MAY PROBABLY EATS CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST, AND VOTED AGAINST LGBT RIGHTS REPEATEDLY.

IF YOU’RE 18-24 PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE. IT’S NOT COOL TO BE APATHETIC AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

Ideas I just had: A retelling of Avatar: The Last Airbender, but set in the ancient near east with the kingdoms replaced with thematically similar cultures of the second and third millennium BC. Ancient Iran is the Fire Nation due to the earlier precursors of Zoroastrianism that worshipped fire and based their religion and court rituals around it. The water tribe is Ancient Egypt- not sure how that works with the oppression angle, but they are the “hydraulic civilisation” after all and based their cosmos on water. Southern Mesopotamia (Sumerian city-states or Akkad or Babylonian dominion depending on the timepoint) is obviously the earth kingdom because their entire civilisation and conception of existence was based around clay. The Air Nation is the Hittites because of the storm worship/ thunder god angle which is WEIRD because the Hittites definitely weren’t pacifists, but oh well.

Artists hit me up if you want to collab on this, I’m serious.

8

I know what you need, Cheryl, because I know who you are. You would rather people fear than like you, so you traffic in terror and intimidation. You’re rich, so you’ve never been held accountable, but I’m living proof. That certainty, that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? It won’t last. Eventually, there will be a reckoning. Or… Maybe that reckoning is now. And maybe that reckoning is me.

The Club (M)

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Genre: Smut with a dash of fluff.
Word count: 3.6k 

Part one: Kitchen Counter, Part two: Laundry Room.

» Song: Love In This Club part II

Summary: ”Or we can just do it here.“ He hummed, his fingers immediately latching onto his belt and working as quickly as ever to get it loose. “Jeon Jungkook,” You quietly scolded with a laugh, placing a hand over his and looked around. “People can see you.” Once you looked back down at him, he shook his head slowly, “It doesn’t matter, baby,” He reasoned, his tongue flickering over his lips. “Everyone’s wasted, I promise. I just…I want you so bad.” 


Keep reading

Back again with screenshots!! ;)

When you’re in love with one of your band members #Yoonkook

Then you find out that the other members are in love with him too 

But it’s fine bc you’re secretly dating

WE can sEE your hand TaE

“Guys, shut up, the sun is talking”- Jhope

“One day I’ll buy a big ass snake and put it in your room…wait did I say it out loud..”- Yoongi

(Thinking) when will Jungkookie love me back..

This is how all Koreans solve their serious problems

Daamn dat jibooty tho/Yoongi 2k16

Taking a cool pic with the squad 

Joonie hinting for the Wings album & comeback

Yoongi hinting for the “Not today” mv 

Daamn dat sugabooti tho/Jimin 2k16

When you see a flying cockroach

When you “accidentally” open the door on one of your members while they’re in the shower (yes I’m talking about what Hobi said in their last RUN episode)

The iconic dance move in Baepsae ;)

There’s always that one kid that goes all out and starts free-styling when you actually have a choreography (jk it’s not even funny)

Look at how smol Suga is ^^ 

Hobi re-acting his passport pic lol he’s still kyut tho

“Ay gurrl, you know annyonghasaeyo?”

Hinting for “Not today” mv again

This is how BTS turn up. Seriously someone please safe Hobi..

Everyone’s dancing and Tae is just admiring himself in the mirror. I don’t blame him tho

When you haven’t seen your bff in a long time

“Come to daddy” -Jin, when he sees food after a long day..(lol he looks a bit scary)

BTS turning up pt.3

When Hobi sees a snakeu

Monie doesn’t know gravity pt.2

When you start contemplating your entire life in the middle of a body-roll

Every squad has a hoe that can’t really twerk but does it anyway and anywhere and the squad hypes her up bc why not

-Who’s the most annoying coconut-head maknae?

Hobi running away from the snakeu

Why does it look like Namjoon is about to kill Hobi…

“If you can’t touch their ass, just kick it” - Kim Taehyung 2k16

Now here’s smth extra for Jimin stans

…do you see the difference between Suga’s and Jimin’s legs lol

-Who loves Jungkook the most?

8

I know what you need, Cheryl, because I know who you are. You would rather people fear than like you, so you traffic in terror and intimidation. You’re rich, so you’ve never been held accountable. But, I’m living proof. That certainty, that entitlement, you wear on your head like a crown? It won’t last. Eventually, there will be a reckoning. Or, maybe, that reckoning is now.  And, maybe, that reckoning is me. Betty and I come as a matching set. You want one, you take us both. You wanted fire? Sorry, Cherylbombshell, my specialty’s ice.

Voltron Youtubers AU Part 2

I am really upset because I had everyone done but then I lost the document so let’s try this again. This’ll only be Hunk and Pidge’s channels then I’ll do Shiro and Allura and finally ending with Keith and Lance. Part 1 here. Part 3 and Part 4.

On Pidge’s channel:

  • Hunk comes over A LOT and they do tech reviews and science talks
    • The tech is more robotics related because of Hunk’s engineering degree
    • Pidge usually ends up so absorbed in their work on a new robot that Hunk does all the talking
      •  Lance says they’ve got it down to a science *fingerguns*
  • Keith is so happy to be on Pidge’s channel where the games actually WORK
    • They talk conspiracies the entire time
    • One time Pidge asked: “Who would you rather marry: Lance or Mothman?”
      • Keith stares at Pidge then the facecam and in a deadpan, “I would take a bullet for Mothman”
      • Not the answer they were hoping for but the shippers hold out hope due to Keith’s blush for the rest of that video
  • Lance and Pidge do Q&As because why not
    • They meme so much together it’s a wonder they get their videos done
    • Pidge always slides innuendos about Keith into their conversations
      • Lance stutters and blushes every time
  • Shiro has done one video with Pidge. About his arm.
    • The entire video is Pidge begging Shiro to let them “upgrade” it
      • “But SHIIIIRO wouldn’t a flamethrower arm be so COOL??”
      • “Pidge NO”
  • When he comes to visit, Matt and Pidge talk tech
    • They usually disagrees so there are TECH BATTLES
      • He’s a smooth operator that throws out logic to stump even Pidge so he usually wins
    • Subscribers love Matt because he is the Best Big Brother
  • Allura and Pidge do HAIR SCIENCE. It’s a thing
    • Allura knows the best straightener, curling iron, and hairdryer for every type of hair and Pidge will tell you why
    • They also love to tell stories about Shiro and Matt’s younger days while Allura takes notes

On Hunk’s channel:

  • Doing collabs with Lance is inevitable when they’re roommates
    • They do best friend and roommate videos
    • One of Hunk’s most popular videos is his Best Friend Tag with Lance
      • “Hey Hunk, best inside joke?”
      • “Trees.” *queue Lance dying of laughter*
      • Subscribers scream for an explanation but the two of them are tight-lipped
  • Videos with Pidge are always interesting
    • The two of them talk tech and upgrade stuff
    • Hunk’s tagline for every video with Pidge is “Don’t try this at home unless you have at least one technology degree.”
    • They turned Hunk’s kitchen into something out of a pro cooking show
  • Shiro is actually the best cook out of them all after Hunk
    • Who do you think kept Keith fed growing up?
    • They cook meals and give life advice for their videos
      • Allura is always waiting in the background to taste-test and/or give commentary
    • Shiro is lowkey jealous of Hunk’s pro kitchen
  • Coran appears in a few of Hunk’s cooking videos
    • Usually it ends up with Hunk trying to salvage Coran’s attempt
    • But it always ends up looking like green goo
      • “I don’t understand how it’s green. We literally used no green ingredients.”


I’ve got more but that’s all for now. Like I said Shallura and Klance incoming. If you have any questions about the AU, just send me an ask.

And if anyone wants to write fanfic or draw or do anything with this AU, GO FOR IT! Please tag me though so I can see it and love it!

50 Writing Prompts

1. Do you worry more about people judging your mind or body?
2. Does the power lay with the sword or the pen?
3. Describe a mouth without using any anatomical words (teeth, lips, tongue, etc.).
4. What have you accomplished this year?
5. Make a playlist of songs that remind you of one person, title it with their name.
6. What’s a broken heart?
7. Write a journal entry to someone who has come back into your life after hurting you.
8. Do you like the age you’re at?
9. Do last words hold a greatly significant meaning?
10. How does age affect/ limit you?
11. Do you think you’d better parent a girl or a boy?
12. What is the longest period of time you have had a crush on someone?
13. Do you believe in auras?
14. Is religion by nature repressive?
15. Do you need organized religion for spiritual enlightenment?
16. What’s the different between being religious and being spiritual?
17. Is there a special reason why your parents named you what they did?
18. Who demands the most perfection from you?
19. Would you rather be able to fly or teleport?
20. Is your heritage important to you?
21. What is one gift you would like that costs under ten dollars?
22. How many times a day do you lie?
23. Do you think someone’s piercings and hair color should affect their chances of being hired for a job?
24. What judgements do you make about people who have dyed hair and facial piercings?
25. Do you seek pain?
26. Describe your bed and sheets.
27. Are bigger houses better?
28. Make a playlist dedicated to a paternal figure in your life.
29. Do you think your horoscopes are accurate?
30. Talk about people in your life who you consider close but have the habit of sabotaging you.
31. Who is the most frustrating person in your life?
32. Do you pray?
33. Make a list of words that don’t sound appealing.
34. Describe a sound that bothers you? For example, the scratching of a chalkboard.
35. Do you consider your area to be affluent?
36. How has your home life affect your school life?
37. When’s the last time you were in nature?
38. Create a list of words to describe how you feel about the 2016 presidential election.
39. Write a haiku.
40. Will some people never be happy?
41. Is loneliness a mental state of mind or physical state of being?
42. What is one secret that you’re keeping for someone else?
43. What is one secret you are keeping for yourself?
44. Do you find keeping secrets to be easy?
45. Why is it hard to be honest?
46. Can you fall asleep in cars?
47. Is physical touch important to find comfort?
48. What did you do last Friday?
49. Is writing a cathartic process for you?
50. What is the last movie you cried watching?
-cjf

True Crime Would You Rather
  • 1. Would you rather have a personal conversation with Charles Manson or Arthur Shawcross?
  • 2. Would you rather have the Zodiac Killer's identity be discovered or Jack The Rippers?
  • 3. Would you rather have dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer (a vegetarian one, of course) or run around in a clown suit with John Wayne Gacy?
  • 4. Would you rather attend an AC/DC concert with Richard Ramirez or go arm cast shopping with Ted Bundy?
  • 5. Would you rather hang out with Dylan Klebold, sharing a Dr Pepper or watch a movie with Eric Harris while chewing on Slim Jim's?
  • 6. Would you rather clear up TJ Lane's skin or give Dylann Roof a new haircut?
  • 7. Would you rather play Dance Dance Revolution with Adam Lanza or play DOOM with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?
  • 8. Would you rather have a personal conversation with James Holmes or Kip Kinkel?
  • 9. Would you rather try to solve a cold case from 20 years ago or solve a brand new one (if you were an investigator or officer).
  • 10. Would you rather interview a survivor from a mass shooting or interview a person who survived a serial killer's attempt to murder them?
  • 11. Would you rather risk your own life to save others or have others risk their own life to save you?
  • 12. Would you rather be one of the "hot girls" that TJ Lane supposedly responds to or be the only (that we know of) person who has gotten a response from Dylann Roof since 2015?
  • 13. Would you rather watch a true crime documentary or read a book?
  • 14. Would you rather visit the Columbine Memorial or attend one of the annual Boston Marathons?
  • 15. Would you rather only be able to read about your favorite case and no others, or not be able to read about your favorite case but have access to all others in the history of the world?