If Mayuri set off some experiment that caught Hisana in the backlash & turned her into a child (or something cute&fluffy or representative of her zanpakuto spirit) , who would be the first to attempt to kill him? Kisuke (being first on scene)? [How long would this problem last & who would be the top 3 offenders of kidnapping Hisana to cuddle with her?] xD Sorry, random bunnies from reading chaps 23&28!
Representative of her zanpakuto spirit? So like, a tiny, adorable, ball-of-green-fluff phoenix chick? Dude forget killing him, people would be lining up at the doors to /thank/ him.
(The exception to this is, of course, Hisana. She tries to peck Kurotsuchi’s foot to death (bc that’s the highest part of him she can reach) and promptly loses her balance and tumbles over onto her face with an alarmed chirp. Kisuke feels his heart squeeze inside his chest and makes a strangled noise. Akon looks over at where his captain is clutching his chest and makes a note that apparently the phrase “lethal amounts of cuteness” is not entirely metaphorical.)