who would throw his or her pie for me

You Break Her Heart, I Break Your Foot.

Originally posted by penguinsweetest

REQUEST: could you do an Edward one where he finds out that the readers boyfriend is cheating on her behind her back? and maybe like he tells her and comforts her and idk. maybe he even gets revenge and kills the boyfriend or something? please please please! you are the best 

FANDOM: Edward Nygma [Gotham]

AUTHOR: MK (purityimagines)

TAGS: cheating, swearing, murder, riddles, Ed’s POV

Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

Empty. Empty is the answer to the riddle. One of my dearest favourites from the book and at the top of my head. It is also a good word to describe how I felt with Y/N and her sweetheart. Empty. 

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If Only

Fandom - Supernatural

Characters - Dean, Cas, Sam, Jo, John, Gabriel

Summary - Dean’s fallen in love. Hopelessly. But what happens when he’s forced to choose between Castiel and Sam?

(A/N) - This is my longest fic yet! I worked on this for quite a while, so I hope you guys like it!

Words - 8.7k

“You have way too much energy considering it’s barely 6am,” Dean mutters, pulling the covers over his head and attempting to tune out his best friend’s perky humming. “Nothing and no one should make any noise before at least 10.”

“There’s no such thing as too much energy,” Charlie says folding her arms with an unimpressed look at her roommate; or, rather, a look at the mound of covers that he’s hidden beneath. “Besides, I want to go get coffee.”


“Yes, Dean. Coffee. That drink that people like to consume in the mornings? Or the afternoons? Or at any time, really, because it’s coffee. Now get up, would you?”

“Are you going to wear your Harry Potter shirt?”

“Which one?”

“Any of them.”

“I’m already wearing one.”

Dean groans, weaving his arms under his pillow and hugging it tighter to his body. He could go get coffee with Charlie, which would give him extra energy for his very first photography class… or he could bury himself in the warmth and sanctuary of his bed and forget about the rest of the world for the next 3 hours. Just as he’s contemplating which option would better prepare him for class, he hears a rustling sound, and peeks out from under the covers to see Charlie grabbing fistfuls of his bedsheet.

“Wait, no-”

“Too late,” Charlie smiles gleefully, whisking the covers away from Dean and throwing them onto the floor.

“Dammit, Charlie,” Dean groans, tucking his legs and arms close to his body. “It’s frigging cold.”

“You know what’ll be warm? Coffee. If you’re not up and dressed in the next ten minutes, I’ll start resorting to interesting methods to get you out of bed,” Charlie threatens, pointing a warning finger at Dean. “You do not want to know what I’ll come up with, trust me.”

“Ten minutes?”

“Don’t make me change it to five,” Charlie says, spinning round and reaching the door. “Get dressed.”

“Here,” Dean slides Charlie’s coffee across the table, taking a seat opposite her. “You just had to wear Star Wars and Harry Potter clothes, didn’t you?”

Charlie glares at him, shaking her Star Wars jacket from her shoulders, revealing her Deathly Hallows shirt. “I’ll have you know that while you were ordering our coffees, I got a compliment on my jacket.”

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Sam And The Micro Peen

Originally posted by adaav

Characters: Y/n, Sam, Dean, OC Beka


Warnings: Sort of angstiness, insecure Sam, fluffiness, mentions of cheating, more fluffiness.

Word Count: 837

Summary: Sam knows he’s got a tiny cock, but that doesn’t matter to everyone, especially not Y/n.

A/N: People always write Sam with a monster cock, but I mean, he could have a tiny micropeen too, right?? Just cos he’s tall, doesn’t mean he’s big down there, so this was made. Much more fluffier than I anticipated, but it’s fine. I like it. Just random crap, but hope u like it. 

Tagged Peeps: @waywardsons-imagines @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname @sallyp-53@malachai-winchester @helvonasche @kaitlynnlovegood @notnaturalanahi @wayward-mirage@riversong-sam@nerdflash @miss-miep@impala-dreamer@mypeopleskillsarerusty0203@greek-geek481@chelsea072498@deals-with-demons @plaidstiel-wormstache @impalaimagining@deathtonormalcy56


“Dude, come on. Just ask y/n. Pretty sure it can’t be worse than no”, Dean grumbled, his attention going back to his laptop after finally making Sam stop tapping on the table.

“Dean, you know what everyone else has done. What if the same thing happens again?”

Dean rolled his eyes. 

He was sick of this dumb self-doubt. 

Sure, Sam apparently had a small cock.

Of course, Dean hadn’t seen it, but he was aware.

Apparently, Jess cheated on him with Brady. Amelia with some dude. And a few other women had also. 

When Sam asked them why, they all gave him the same reason. 

Sam couldn’t pleasure any of them with his small cock.

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my grandma's commentary on the purple wedding
  • Gma: Who's getting married?
  • Me: Joffrey and Margaery
  • Gma: oh that mean king who hurt that one girl?
  • Me: yes
  • Me: she has to
  • Gma: no she doesn't..
  • *seeing Margaery's gma (olenna) talk to Sansa*
  • Gma: awww what a sweet gma
  • Gma: I like her
  • Gma: Why is the king so rude?
  • Gma: The Queen is beautiful!
  • *after the little people show*
  • Gma: does he really find it THAT entertaining? everyone looks mad or bored.
  • *Joffrey pours wine on Tyrion*
  • Gma: that was probably very expensive wine.
  • Gma: he wouldn't act that way if he were my grandson. That gma needs to hit him.
  • *the good part* *Joffrey starts coughing*
  • Gma: uh oh, he's sick.
  • Gma: get him some water.
  • Gma: no one is doing anything.
  • Gma: what was in that pie? ooooooooh its the wine?!
  • *Joffrey falling down throwing up*
  • *my grandma takes a sip of her wine*
  • Gma: no one is helping the king, so unrealistic
  • Me: everyone hates him
  • Gma: he is still a person.
  • Gma: that poor uncle.
  • Me: do you know who killed him?
  • Gma: who?
  • Me: guess
  • Gma: the gma?
  • Me: ..................
  • Gma: Of course it's her
  • Me: why?
  • Gma: cause no one suspects a cute little old lady to commit a murder.
  • Me: she even told sansa "who would kill a man on his wedding day?"
  • Gma: yeah, to make herself look less suspicious. clever gma.
  • Gma: why did she kill him?
  • Me: she didn't want her granddaughter to marry Joffrey because he's evil.
  • Gma: well what a nice gma, looking after her granddaughter. Beautiful wedding. I hope they all get awards, even the kid that died.