who would throw his or her pie for me

You Break Her Heart, I Break Your Foot.

Originally posted by penguinsweetest

REQUEST: could you do an Edward one where he finds out that the readers boyfriend is cheating on her behind her back? and maybe like he tells her and comforts her and idk. maybe he even gets revenge and kills the boyfriend or something? please please please! you are the best 

FANDOM: Edward Nygma [Gotham]

AUTHOR: MK (purityimagines)

TAGS: cheating, swearing, murder, riddles, Ed’s POV


Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

Empty. Empty is the answer to the riddle. One of my dearest favourites from the book and at the top of my head. It is also a good word to describe how I felt with Y/N and her sweetheart. Empty. 

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Sam And The Micro Peen

Originally posted by adaav

Characters: Y/n, Sam, Dean, OC Beka

Pairing: Sam x Y/n (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Sort of angstiness, insecure Sam, fluffiness, mentions of cheating, more fluffiness.

Word Count: 836

Summary: Sam knows he’s got a tiny cock, but that doesn’t matter to everyone, especially not Y/n.

A/N: People always write Sam with a monster cock, but I mean, he could have a tiny micropeen too, right?? Just cos he’s tall, doesn’t mean he’s big down there, so this was made. Much more fluffier than I anticipated, but it’s fine. I like it. Just random crap, but hope u like it. 

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“Dude, come on. Just ask y/n. Pretty sure it can’t be worse than no”, Dean grumbled, his attention going back to his laptop after finally making Sam stop tapping on the table.

“Dean, you know what everyone else has done. What if the same thing happens again?”

Dean rolled his eyes. He was sick of this dumb self-doubt. Sure, Sam apparently had a small cock.

Of course, Dean hadn’t seen it, but he was aware.

Apparently, Jess cheated on him with Brady, Amelia with some dude and a few other women had also. When Sam asked them why, they all came with the same reason. Sam couldn’t pleasure any of them with his small cock.

He knew it was small, especially once he was a teenager, he realized, this wasn’t a good thing. Having almost all the women he thought he loved cheat on him because of that, well, that just made his want to avoid any sort of relationships.

So of course, Sam was terrified of actually making a move on y/n, his best friend and the one person he loved truly.

“Dude, if you don’t say something, I’ll tell y/n myself”, Dean threatened, sick of having to watch his brother pine over y/n every day.

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my grandma's commentary on the purple wedding
  • Gma: Who's getting married?
  • Me: Joffrey and Margaery
  • Gma: oh that mean king who hurt that one girl?
  • Me: yes
  • Gma: WHY WOULD THAT GIRL WANT TO MARRY HIM?!
  • Me: she has to
  • Gma: no she doesn't..
  • *seeing Margaery's gma (olenna) talk to Sansa*
  • Gma: awww what a sweet gma
  • Gma: I like her
  • Gma: Why is the king so rude?
  • Gma: The Queen is beautiful!
  • *after the little people show*
  • Gma: does he really find it THAT entertaining? everyone looks mad or bored.
  • *Joffrey pours wine on Tyrion*
  • Gma: that was probably very expensive wine.
  • Gma: he wouldn't act that way if he were my grandson. That gma needs to hit him.
  • *the good part* *Joffrey starts coughing*
  • Gma: uh oh, he's sick.
  • Gma: get him some water.
  • Gma: no one is doing anything.
  • Gma: what was in that pie? ooooooooh its the wine?!
  • *Joffrey falling down throwing up*
  • *my grandma takes a sip of her wine*
  • Gma: no one is helping the king, so unrealistic
  • Me: everyone hates him
  • Gma: he is still a person.
  • Gma: that poor uncle.
  • Me: do you know who killed him?
  • Gma: who?
  • Me: guess
  • Gma: the gma?
  • Me: ..................
  • Gma: Of course it's her
  • Me: why?
  • Gma: cause no one suspects a cute little old lady to commit a murder.
  • Me: she even told sansa "who would kill a man on his wedding day?"
  • Gma: yeah, to make herself look less suspicious. clever gma.
  • Gma: why did she kill him?
  • Me: she didn't want her granddaughter to marry Joffrey because he's evil.
  • Gma: well what a nice gma, looking after her granddaughter. Beautiful wedding. I hope they all get awards, even the kid that died.