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Draco: Look, Potter! I’m on this Google thing! I wonder what it says about me?

Harry: Oh?

Draco: Yes! The people love me! LOOK! They have pictures, and—

Harry: What?

Draco: Who.

Harry: What is it?

Draco: WHO. MADE. THIS. 

Harry: Draco, what’s wrong with it?

Draco: What’s wrong with it? WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT????? LOOK. 

Harry: What? What’s wrong? You look amazing!

Draco: LOOK. HARDER. 

Harry: I mean you were a Death Eater. I don’t—

Draco: *points aggressively*

Harry: …oh……

Draco: *dangerously* Ferret, briefly? 

Harry: *very solemn face*

Draco: SPECIES: FERRET BRIEFLY?????

Harry: *the corners of his mouth turn up*

Draco: SHUT UP SHUT UP I AM NOT A FERRET!!!

Harry:  *lets one snicker escape*

Draco: As soon as I’ve finished murdering this Google, you’re next. 

Harry: *gives up and dies laughing* You can’t murder Goo—

Draco: I AM NOT A FERRET AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

okay the thing i want to know is this: what does Anti want? i know Darkiplier wants to manipulate people, to have them under his control. knowing what a character wants is the foundation of it all. so what does Anti want? does he want to kill people? does he want attention? does he want to kill Jack? WHAT DOES HE WANT??? 

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There was someone in my inbox talking about hair-down Kuroo and the first thing I thought was “it’s been a while since I’ve last made Bokuto feel gay over Kuroo’s hair hasn’t it”

As an artist I put a character’s story, identity and personality in mind as I create and establish their final design. I truly believe that Blizz’s artists had tracer’s homosexuality in mind during the creation of her design and concept art. I can just feel the homosexual archetypes Radiating off of her. I mean would you look at her

That is a lesbian if I’ve ever seen one.

That is a face that says “I get more pussy than The Weeknd on vocal steroids”. this face says “I am the girl that’s got Drake’s exbae wearing less and going out more” says ”your girlfriend may not like pussy, but she will after she goes down on me tonight”.”Harold…..“”

Her hair, her piercings, her jacket, those god awful leggings, her fingers…

^ muscle memory in action, I guarantee you.

Originally posted by jillianhotsmann

Not to mention the ever iconic lesbian Salute.

I ain’t reaching here y’all, she is radiant , the lesbianism on this one.I put these little/ridiculous things in when I design characters for others.

Artists have fun with this specially when working with others, we’ll put in all the little jokes that we’ll laugh at for ages”wait why doesn’t she have a piercing?dude give her a piercing, what self respecting lesbian doesn’t have a piercing”. Artists at heart are ridiculous children. So you ain’t reaching when y’all look for the signs among all our overwatch ladies and or sons,get ridiculous and reach new enjoy it, you’re probably right, artists are ridiculous. 

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Magnus Bane + tossing things around

saisai-chan  asked:

imagine someone with a cloning quirk accidentally cloned an army of Baku Jr.s so now Bakugou is surrounded by a massive fluffpile of angry barking tiny doggies who only listen to him

(from this)

and then they nap together b/c Bakugou honestly doesn’t know what to do about this other than to wait it out. the kids walk by and don’t know what they’re looking at

the juniors thought that they were threats. RIP kirishima and kaminari

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space dad and space fab

i’ve seen posts talking about how this man with coran

isn’t alfor, but a husband. now, stay with me


we know coran and lance are really good friends, right? and coran already tried to cheer him up when he was homesick. now, what if this — the knowledge of coran’s husband - is what starts lance’s bisexuality arc?


they’re all chilling and one of them asks coran if he had a wife, back in altea 10,000 years ago, and coran is more than happy to answer ‘a wife? no! but i had a lovely husband’ and tells some crazy coran-like stories from their adventures, and while everyone is enjoying, the camera focus on lance’s longing expression, and then he looks down, saddened


later, lance goes to coran to ask him for more stories and asks if back in altea it was unusual, two men together; coran notices his puzzled expression but says nothing, so he happily obliges and tell him some stories (maybe flashbacks?!) and he doesn’t know what lance meant by unusual, since in every planet he’s been, it wasn’t unusual, even mentions some alien races. lance hears everything with a smile on his lips, and when he’s about to leave, coran calls him out and says ‘i don’t know how it is in your planet, but know that we will love you regardless anything, right?’ and lance nods happily and leaves.

“Do or do not, there is no try.”

Shut the fuck up, Yoda. It is not up to you to tell me that my efforts meant nothing because they didn’t amount to my initial goal. Trying and failing is just as valuable as trying and succeeding. My failing doesn’t translate into “I did not.” Fuck off.

Get out of here with pseudo-wise saying

-audibly winks-

… how are they jumping up like that?

it’s a mystery.

or it’s a bone-based op seesaw situation probably

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Happy Steven Moffat appreciation day!

‘Heroes are important. History books tell us who we used to be, documentaries tell us who we are now, but heroes tell us who we want to be and a lot of our heroes depress me. But you know when they made this particular hero (The Doctor), they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. And not a tank or warship or X-wing fighter. They gave him a call box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray. They gave him an extra heart. They give him two hearts and that’s an extraordinary thing because I don’t think there will ever be a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.’