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The Houses as Video Game Things

Hufflepuff:

Only picking the nice dialogue options. Carrying around way too much stuff because “what if it might be helpful later?”  Pausing a fight because you’re about to die and need to use a health potion. Being really good at puzzles and minigames. Balancing your skills so that you do well in a fight, regardless of the circumstances. Never wearing matching armor. Fighting the same enemy over and over again and cheering when you finally beat them. Panicking whenever dark music starts to play. Having to walk everywhere because you’re carrying too much to fast-travel.

Ravenclaw:

Spending 2+ hours on the customize character screen. Getting emotionally attached to the NPCs. Using actual strategy to plan out your quests/fights. Always having a lot of money but never having anything to spend it on.  Spending all of your level-up points in one category.Never getting caught when you steal things, but only taking small items because you’re afraid that someone will notice if you take something big. Wasting a lot of lockpicks on something that doesn’t even have good items in it. Placing waaay too many manual map-markers because you can never find your destination otherwise.

Slytherin: 

Spending too much time on side-quests instead of working on the main objective. Accidentally walking into a ridiculously difficult battle when you’re only level 2. Using long distance weapons to fights the enemies because you’re terrible in close combat. Forgetting what quest you were working on because you got distracted by a hunt for a random object. Actually using resistance potions/spells/e.t.c. Having conversations with companions and unlocking extra quests. Forgetting which buttons on your controller do what and having to spend a couple minutes to figure it out.

Gryffindor:

Forgetting to save and having go way back to the beginning of the quest when you die. Screaming out loud whenever something scary happens. Getting lost in a location that you’ve been to 50+times. Sneaking? What is that? You run straight into the open and hope you won’t die. Not understanding what the different stats for your weapons mean and picking the one that looks the coolest. Always forgetting that you have helpful items and never using them when you need them.

me: (wastes my time constantly reading facts that i already know about a character I already know everything about because somehow my brain will never get tired of hearing about how amazing this one character is 24/7)

so i hear y’all think kingdom hearts is confusing

aight folks heres a little character psa for ya

THIS is sora and vanitas they are NOT the SAME person

THIS is ventus and roxas they too are NOT the SAME person


HOWEVER

sora and roxas, technically, ARE the SAME PERSON
take ‘sora’ add an x and rearrange

ventus and vanitas also, technically, ARE the SAME PERSON
note the name similarity


ALRIGHT I HOPE IVE CLEARED THAT UP FOR EVERYBODY AND NO ONE IS CONFUSED ANYMORE!!!

this has been a kingdom hearts psa

just dont make me talk about the 13 versions of xehanort… EDIT: WELL TURNS OUT I DID END UP TALKING ABOUT THEM FOLKS

Supernatural

Doctor Who

Sherlock

FNAF

Voltron

Steven Universe

Undertale

Rick and Morty

Dream Daddy

Everything Tumblr loves collectively is eventually turned on and ripped to pieces sooner or later.

Undertale and FNAF used to be the toast of the town, now they’re considered ‘cringe’ games. Also screw that Sans is Ness meme; it was inconsequential and you idiots drove that into the ground.

People used to love the themes and ideas of Rick and Morty and now it’s considered edgy and 'fake deep’ even though nothing about the show has changed since Season 2

Steven Universe and Voltron… Do I even need to go into that?

Whenever Tumblr latches onto some new piece of media I am very wary because the cycle almost always continues.

Tumblr destroys all that it loves before moving on to the next activity