who was i even writing this about omg

theendeavor  asked:

Hi! I wanted to know why you (and others) are upset about Joss Whedon directing Batgirl? I never heard he was sketchy before.

Omg Joss. My worst ex. My most tumultuous relationship with the greatest betrayals.

Here’s the thing about Joss. I was a PEAK Whedon fan, I was a devotee. I was really sure he was a dream come true. Here’s a dude making mainstream geek content who was raised by a serious feminist, who supports woman-devoted charities like Equality Now, who writes directly to my aesthetic by creating teeny little super powered female characters who can kick your ass up your throat. I loved Buffy, I loved Angel, I love Firefly, and Dollhouse, and even Avengers 1 for a long time.

So believe me when I say he deserves the anger that is directed at him.

1. Buffy is an interesting, deeply flawed peice of media with definite feminist aims, but it is also deeply racist, dabbles in various kinds of sexism, and riddled with problems.

2. I’d actually be alright with that existing in the mid 90s because I know what the atmosphere was in television and Buffy was legitimately hard to get made, EXCEPT- nothing about the way that Joss does things has changed since then.

3. In some ways his feminism is WORSE? Like he’s always had hangups about pregnancy and birth that were confusing and offputting, but he’s never had a female character call herself a monster because of her own infertility- until he did exactly that in Age of Ultron.

4. He literally gave a speech to a room full of feminists suggesting that we junk the word “feminism” because he was not a fan, completely ignoring that the word feminism A- doesn’t belong to him, as a man, B- acknowledges decades of history of brave and amazing women who have come before us to whom we owe so much.

5. His (rejected) Wonder Woman script basically features Steve Trevor as the main character who spends the whole movie teaching Diana about pain and suffering because apparently indoctrination into the patriarchy is the only way to fix WW. It’s also- bonus! Super homophobic!


7. When faced with criticism for Age of Ultron, he had a mantrum on Twitter, blamed the studio for every problem, and then ragequit Twitter, leaving a bunch of his asshole male followers to attack the feminists he claims to support for chasing him off.

8. Firefly, his apparently “pure” vision that was not interfered with at all before it was cancelled, was a thin allegory of the reconstruction era FROM the perspective of a confederate captain basically galvanizing and idealizing the “Southern independence” lie that Americans push to pretend that the Civil War was not about slavery.

9. Literally thinks this shot is a good idea:

Originally posted by singfromthehair

AU where bitty is on the lacrosse team and manages to keep the lax bros out of smh’s hair long enough that the boys start to get suspicious

word count: 1603

part 1 here

After what Bitty has been referring to in his own head as “The Incident” (with capital letters and all), things between the lax team and the hockey team are… Better? Naturally, Bitty couldn’t tell his team about what had happened, and in fact hadn’t even been pressured to; the teammates who’d been in the house at the time hadn’t even realized he was gone until he was strolling back through the door. So much for having each other’s backs, Bitty had mumbled to himself as he rolled out his pie crust.

But that had been nearly a month ago, and since then, the hockey team hadn’t been over even once to bang at the door with complaints– not even when the house had hosted a party two weeks ago and their music had been loud enough for the bass to be felt a full block away. It’s unusual behavior, and Bitty would be lying if he ever tried to say he isn’t curious about it. The way he sees it, they’re probably just feeling guilty over the whole kidnapping thing. Which is probably fair, all things considered, and Bitty appreciates their consideration. For the most part.

Despite the hockey team’s apparent peace with the lacrosse team, they do still seem a little spiteful. Either that, or Bitty is projecting his own spite onto them; he’s been sitting at the house’s kitchen table for a full two hours now, picking at a now cold tray of bagel bites as he tries to finish an essay. It’s not due until the next Monday, a fact that has Bitty thanking any and all gods who may exist, because there is no way in hell he can finish it tonight with the loud music blaring from across the street. Bitty keeps finding himself bouncing a leg to the beat and staring blankly at his laptop instead of actually writing, and after the fourth time, he finally sighs and slams the thing shut, sliding it perhaps too roughly into his backpack. He deposits the entire bag safely by the stairs before he heads out.

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Jerome Valeska x Reader: Our Love

Originally posted by hellomadzstuff

a big thank you to my lovely friend @im-not-dead-but-i-should-be who made writing this story possible by helping me so much!

also idk  but it really took me long to write this and it’s so short….. omg kill me

‘Perfect. Fucking perfect.’

[Y/N] was going to be late. Thanks to her alarm. She knew that shit is going to broke sooner or later and she didn’t do anything about it.

She would’t even care but today was Monday and her first class on Monday was English.

She despised her English teacher. He was an asshole. Always making rude comments about her and the other girls.

‘[Y/L/N] why do you look so sad? Smile, kid! You look so pretty with that smile!’

‘[Y/LN] what’s with that stupid smile? You’re supposed to read something!’

He was so annoying.

[Y/N] realized she’s already late anyway, so why should she bother? She wanted to have a proper breakfast.

After doing her morning routine she grabbed a backpack, keys and left the apartment.

Ugh. It was snowing.  

As she peacefully walked on the iced streets of Gotham, she checked the time and she couldn’t believe herself. This is what you get when you “shouldn’t bother”.

[Y/N] was going to be late. Again. To her second class.

So she did the only think she could think of.

She ran.

When [Y/N]’s feet met the slippery bridge, she didn’t slow down. She knew it was very risky but she could’t be that late, she would be in trouble!

She thought she’s going to be just fine because she was already in the middle of the construction but oh boy, how naive she was.

Then she was running and now she wasn’t.

Her face was in the snow..

Yes, she slipped.

[Y/N] groaned and was about to start getting up but she heard a laugh.

Quite maniacal one.

It was a male, he sounded young. She didn’t want to see him, she was to ashamed to show him his face.

It was obvious that her fall looked hilarious but seriously, she could have hurt herself!

Now she was mad at this guy.

Still too embarrassed to get up though.

So poor [Y/N] laid there until she heard the person walking away still giggling a little.

‘Wow. What an asshole.’ She thought and finally stood up.

She arrived to school after her English class. She made it right on time.

At least she didn’t have to confront her teacher.

Classes passed by very quickly, thanks to [Y/N]’s five friends.

They were supposed to grab something to eat and go to the movies. [Y/N] loved cinema.

As the laughing pack left the building they heard an explosion and people screaming. Just around the corner.

“What was that?!”

“I don’t know, let’s check it out!”

‘Very fucking smart..’ Thought [Y/N] but didn’t say anything.

Now while walking in the direction of even louder screams she seriously wanted to say something. It really wasn’t a good idea to go there, now with everything happening with Jerome Valeska being alive and his cult–

–And the penny drops.

‘That laugh. It was him!’

When running people started to pass them by she stopped in her tracks.

“Okay guys, this is very stupid of us. We really shouldn–”

“My, my, what do we have here?” Somebody cut her off.

The group slowly turned around to meet Jerome Valeska, in the flesh, standing there and smiling madly at them.

‘Oh no…now we’re screwed’

As they stared at him, too afraid to run, a school bus pulled up.

Those lunatics. Those lunatics from his cult were in this bus. 

[Y/N] could’t take a good look from her position but it seemed like all of them were ugly men with clown make up on their faces, holding weapons. 

Jerome started to laugh darkly as he saw the fear in their eyes.

“Come on children, the bus is hereee! Now, get in or..” He targeted his gun at them.


Scared pack could only nod, expect [Y/N].

“Alrighty then…” She spoke, wanting to play it cool. She didn’t want to give him satisfaction of her shaking in fear.

All of her friends were already in the bus, probably sobbing and not knowing what to do.

[Y/N] really wanted to save her ass, so she started to think about the plan.

The moment she was about to step into the bus, passing Jerome, [Y/N] flirtatiously smiled at him, kinda praying he’s not gay. Her plan was to use her looks to save herself. She didn’t expect anything just yet, she didn’t even have a full plan, it was all so spontaneous.

When their eye contact broke she heard him say “C'mere, Angel.”

A little shocked [Y/N] skipped to him and gave him a small smile.

She felt him put an arm around her waist.

“We can’t let you fall and hurt yourself again, can we?”

Now she was sure it was him laughing at her earlier. Douchebag.

[Y/N] only nodded as she let him hold her waist and sensing him entering the bus right after her.

Then she felt somebody hitting her head with something hard and she fell straight on the bus floor knocked out.

“Rise and shine, Beautiful..” A hot breath on her ear was present as she started to wake up.

Her vision more clear now, so she could see she’s been lying on the hard floor, and noticed the Ginger hovering over her.

She whined because her head hurt like hell.

Jerome’s face softened as he caressed her cheek.

“I’m so sorry about it, Doll. That idiot who did that to you is already dead.”

He helped her to stand up and took her to another room of wherever they were.  

What [Y/N] saw before her was absolutely terrible. Her friends tied to the chairs, crying in pain. Three psychos torturing them.

When they saw Jerome coming in, they left the room one by one, still laughing.

“Alrighty!” He shouted smiling widely at her almost lifeless friends and then turned to [Y/N].

“Listen [Y/N]..” She wasn’t even surprised he knew her name.

“When I saw you for the first time.. I knew you were just like me. Different. What I’m saying is, join me. You can be my queen of hearts. Well, more like of my heart. I know you feel the same about me, Doll Face.”

Okay, this is crazy. [Y/N] wanted to play with his mind and make him think that she likes him because she wants to be alive. Nothing wrong with that.. but she wasn’t prepared for something like this, for God’s sake. It’s not her fault nobody ever loved Jerome this way. Or at all.

What is he gonna do to her friends?!

“What about my friends?”

“Thought you’re not gonna ask! That’s the funny part, Darling!”


“You’re going to kill ‘em! Bang! You don’t need ‘em do you?! I’m everything you need!”

[Y/N] forgot how to speak English. She started to pray this is all a cruel joke or better - a nightmare.

“Are you crazy?! I’m not doing this!”

“Yes. You. Are.” She could tell he was angry.

He pushed a gun into her hands.

“You’re doing this, Lovely. Now.”

She targeted the gun at them, shaking like mad. She didn’t want to do this.

“Pull the trigger.” He hissed.

Too many emotions. [Y/N] was so nervous she started to sob, look on her friend’s faces not helping at all. Hopeless like they were expecting her to do it..

Now Jerome was seriously annoyed and bored.

“Guess I have to kill all of you now…”

He shot her friends in the head and dropped the gun. He took out his knife and just as he was about to hop in her way–

–There was a shot “GCPD! You’re surrounded!

And then she realized. She didn’t even flinch. She still had a gun pointed at their direction. She was too shocked to do anything.

This is so stupid.

So stupid.

“Amazing job, Honey!”

Oh no.



He did it on purpose.

One month later, Arkham Asylum

‘’[Y/N]! How is my favourite inmate doing?” said Jerome, squeezing her hard.

She pushed him off and didn’t say anything.

“Awww, c’mon Baby, you can’t possibly be still mad at me? I did it for our love!”

Great. Now she was stuck with him in this crazy place.

At least they had their love.. Right?

anonymous asked:

Kind of a weird request, but I thought of this listening to Kiss From A Rose haha. What if the Chocobros S/O's had to "marry" Ardyn (think Yuna with Seymour from FFX kind of situation?) in order to save the guys and when they see their S/O with Ardyn at a ball and he kisses their S/O, (which they don't want obviously because who kisses trash XD) the guys flip their shit and take back what's theirs? Lol I can never request anything normal.. haha thank you so much, love your writing <3

OMG The Drama that I am going to get out of this will fuel me for years! I love these type of situations!!! When I first read it, let me tell you I was all about it!


You stared in the mirror, putting on your lipstick, shaking hands attempting to get a good line as you tried holding back tears.

Even though it had been weeks at this point, you found yourself crying every time you looked in the mirror. Dreams of your actual love fluttering through your mind, as each time you closed your eyes, you hoped that when you opened them it would all be a horrid dream.

“Are you ready, My Queen.”

You shuttered, that voice that didn’t belong to him, but instead this man who stole you from him. Placing your lipstick down, as you took a deep breath, placing your pocket mirror and lipstick into your purse as you linked your arms with your, ‘Fiance’, who escorted you to this ball of the union of Insomnia and Neilfhelm to start the era of peace.

“Introducing Chancellor Ardyn, and his fiancee…”

You managed to hold back your tears as you were introduced as his fiancee, you hoped that you could do this.

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Hey rvb fandom, listen up

Okay, this is honestly something that’s been bugging me (and many others) for a while, so I feel it needs to be addressed. And that is the fetishization of m/m ships in the RvB fandom not only in general, but more specifically the fetishization of these m/m ships by adult, cis women.

It’s not cool, and I won’t point fingers, but the fact that it is being done by fairly popular members of the fandom is so harmful, and toxic to myself, as well as the many other young mlm’s in the fandom. The fact that these individuals are doing this normalizes that fetishization of those ships in fandom, and therefore normalizes not seeing us as real, serious people in real, serious relationships.

Someone else could probably do a hell of a lot better job of explaining this than I can, but next time you go to yell about how “OMG IS THIS EPISODE EVEN REAL” and over exaggerate the moment maybe think about how what you write is going to affect the young people in fandom who look up to you. Because I’m tired of seeing ships with people we relate to, and people we see ourselves in, being treated like we’re nothing but playthings for teenage girls, and women who want to write “hot, gay smut” about us.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any evak + girl squad headcanons?<3

Okay let me just say I live for evak and the girl squad. Like so so so much. The birthday one shot I did for Even’s birthday was basically just a massive girl squad and Isak hanging out fest. I am obsessed haha

  • So just like the boy squad the girl squad and evak work all for so many different reasons depending on the girl. So Even and Noora find themselves in serious discussions about women’s rights and human rights and equality all together. Even is actually one of the few people that make Noora rethink things she was so sure were the only way to think about them. They listen to each others perspectives and then broaden the way they originally think about something, and it is both beautiful and annoying because Isak is just like ooohhhh eeem geee stop. And then omg Chris cracks up Even so much. her jokes and omg omg omg 
  • Okay so Chris does not let Even forget that she had this ‘connection’ with Isak. She is all “So Even, you know I am really glad that Isak found you because, I mean we kinda had a thing” and Even raises his eyebrows and is like “really?” she nods “Oh yeah, gawd our energy, the sexual tension, it was electrifying!” then she lowers her head in pity “poor Isak tho, He tried to make me jealous once which didn’t work, and then by the time he would have been ready to profess his love for me I had already found my Kasper. I can tell it really cut him up.” Even is just like “wow, I had no idea” and she is all “yeah it hurt so much that no other girl could compare. But I mean I’m just glad he finally got over me,” And Even laughs and says “same Chris, same.” 
  • And then ahhh Eva and Isak are finally reunited. They had such a precious friendship before the snake stuff went down and now they are baaack. They like have so many silly inside jokes and do such fun and silly stuff together that just makes everyone smile and go “ahhh you two” Like Isak and Eva’s super cute and adorable shenanigans truly come out together and Even and Vilde just sit there all heart eyed as they watch Isak and Eva compete to see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouths. (this of course leads to some inappropriate jokes from the girls, especially Chris who says something along the lines of “this is really a competition to see who is better at fitting something else in their mouths” Even laughs of course and gives her a dick joke of his own. they are adorable) 
  • Oh and Eva showers Even in stories of baby Isak. of all the goofy stuff he did in middle school, and how his obsession with trying to rap began. And she leans forward and whispers “I’m pretty sure he actually thinks he’s really good so just go with it so we can get more footage of him being a dork” And Even is like “That won’t be a problem” and shows her the million videos he has secretly taken of Isak doing silly things and it is amazing and Eva is giggling and telling him a story for every video he shares with her. And it is like so perfect. <3 
  • Ahhh Sana my angel Sana gets along so well with our boys. Her and Isak are so so close (as we know) and they just mock each other and banter in such a fond way. It is adorable. and then Sana pays out Isak to Even which he loooooves but then Just like Sana and Isak, Even and Sana talk about so much issues that are happening in society and religion and cultural beliefs and basically their own personal values that truly make them understand each other and feel less alone. It’s beautiful. Sana clearly has a soft spot for both these boys which the girls tease her about immensely. Because this one time Even corrected her and the whole table just gasped and went into a dead silence, waiting for Sana to put him in his place buuuut instead she was like “Oh yes. Thank you. So anyway…” and they are just like OMG and now they laugh and go “Sana is a softie!” and Sana just glares and is like “I can make you all disappear.” 
  • And then Vilde omg I love Vilde + evak. I actually want to write a real drabble about this one day (I will when I finish the prompts and get a chapter out for each fic ahhh) so anyway this one is so funny because Isak and Even absolutely adore and love Vilde buuuut in completely different ways. So to Isak, Vilde is that super annoying little sister who is just like always there asking him things and telling him things and interrupting kissy time with his boyfriend and he is just like “oh my gawd Vilde I don’t care what dress you are wearing! Just cos I am dating a boy doesn’t mean I know fashion. gawd” And then she lectures him on his manners and he tells her to look in a mirror and she says I was gonna say the same to you but then I thought you would probably break it and they just totally bicker like siblings and it’s adorable. But then Even, oh Even he finds Vilde so endearing and sweet and he just wants to protect her and keep her happy and safe from the world. So this makes things awkward cos he is always like “Vilde join us to the movies tonight!” when she is complaining about having no plans and Isak is just like “ummm baby what the actual hell” because it always turns into Vilde rambling and Even listening politely while Isak is rolling his eyes and mumbling under his breath. He really does love her tho. Like if anyone actually hurt Vilde he would be the first to be like “I will defeat you with my muscles” and Even would be all “Isak you are the softest boy I know” and Isak is all “I am the master at fighting” and Even is just like “Okaaaaay sure Jan” 

Ahhh omg this is ridiculously long and probably not very good. I think I will try to make a better girl squad and evak headcanon in the future haha sorry for messing this up :( 

An analysis of middle eastern representation in western media that no one asked for

As a geek who loves comic books and television shows, i watch a shit ton of stuff. And i always dont expect to be represented as an arab. I’ve gotten used to it. But no one else is speaking up about the importance of middle eastern rep in the media so i thought i would even though i know that a sixteen year old kid writing a tumblr post on her laptop won’t really change anything, it wouldn’t hurt to just rant. 

So I recently realized that middle eastern are always created to appeal to a white or at least a non middle eastern audience, so the majority of the time they’re played by actors who are not of middle eastern decent. Just for the fun of it I’m giving to give some examples:

Once Upon a Time/In Wonderland:

Now let me start off by saying that this is one of my favourite shows and I’m really excited about the next season but I’m still going to call them out on their shit

#1: Jafar

i know some people say he’s not middle eastern but his name is literally afar, AN ARAB NAME. and they cast a desi actor ( he’s played a middle eastern role again but i’ll get into that later ) 

#2: Princess Jasmine

I know there is some discourse on whether or not jasmine is middle eastern or not but her name is jasmine which is also an arabic name 

and they cast Karen David, who’s of indian descent 

#3: The Sultan

who’s played by an indian actor

#4: Cyrus

who’s played by a south american actor 

#5: Amara 

who’s cyrus’ mom. played by an indian actress

#6 and #7: Taj and Rafi ( cyrus’ brothers )

who are played by indian actors

and all these middle eastern characters should be played by middle eastern actors to say the least

but they did cast a middle eastern actor as aladdin and look at him

he’s precious. I wish they did the same with the other middle eastern characters in the show.

Another show that has done this is the CW’s arrow verse:

#1: Nyssa Al Gaul

who’s played by a taiwanese actress. I love this character a lot and she’s great representation for queer women, but they should have cast a middle eastern actress in the role 

#2: Ra’s Al Ghul

who’s played by a white actor 

#3: Talia Al Ghul

who’s played by a fillipino actress

#4: Kendra Saunders

who’s played by a third african third indian actress ( but I happened to be at a convention she was coincidentally at a year ago and I did talk to her about this privately and she did apologise to me and said that she didn’t realise what she was doing. This happened after she left the show and i forgive her )

#5: Carter Hall

who’s played by a white actor

#6: Vandal Savage

who’s played by a white actor

but i think that they realized what they were doing was racist and shit so legends of tomorrow cast a middle eastern actress in s3 and she’s some futuristic computer genius and I’m excited for her ( i hope she ends up being sara’s love interest but that’s very unlikely )

and another show i should mention is Lost, which is an incredible breathtaking but racist show;

Sayid Jarrah

who’s played by an indian actor, and yes he’s the same guy who played Jafar in Once Upon a Time in Wonderland )

I know it’s just one character but unlike the other characters i’ve mentioned, he was one of the main character so seeing that every episode kinda bummed me out. 

So that was the worst of “middle eastern representing” that I’ve personally seen on western media and television and i hope that in the future more casting directors actually consider casting middle eastern actors for middle eastern roles

just because there is a lot of bad doesn’t mean that there isn’t any good so if you’re looking for good rep then these are a few shows that have really good middle eastern rep:

One of the shows that has really good arab representation is Skam, ( even though that show fucked over wlw fans but that’s a post for another day ):

#1: Sana Bakkoush

the only criticism i have with this character is that they focused too much on the muslim part of her identity and they kind of dismissed that fact that she’s also an arab woman on top of being muslim, but netherless i love sane bakkoush

#2: Elias Bakkoush

this precious sunshine bean i love him!!! he totally breaks the stereotype that arab men are misogynistic and homophobic. he’s an adorable little cinnamon roll and great rep

#3: Yousef Acar

this boy??? he just has a heart of gold. he’s so good and pure. and he breaks the stereotype that all middle eastern people are muslim ( although it’s hinted at that he reverted back to islam at the end of the show which is totally fine too ). and he just loves sana so much?? he’s so in love?? and sure he fucked up once or twice but who hasn't 

#4: The rest of the “balloon squad” aka the rest of Elias and Yousef’s friends

who are just as adorable 

and another show that really has good middle eastern rep is American Gods ( it has a really good plot too )

You see this cinnamon roll? His name is Salim. He’s just an omani muslim business guy who’s looking for his jinn boyfriend ( yes he’s gay too how cool is that ) 

and speaking about his boyfriend

thats him. The Jinn. Who i can’t wait to see more of in season 2. 

and Mr Robot has good middle eastern rep too

I mean the main character, Elliot, is of eygptian descent and he was so good in the role that he won an emmy and I’m so proud of Rami Malek.

and also there’s Degrassi Next Class

this is Rasha. an adorable lesbian syrian muslim refugee. and she breaks the stereotype of all muslim girls wear a hijab too which is great 

and there’s also Saad, another adorable syrian refugee who likes photography and misses his friends my heart breaks for him

and then theres Adena from The Bold Type which is a pretty new show so I’m excited to see more of this character. even though she just seems to be a love interest for one of the main characters I hope she’ll be more than that 

and also one of my friends on here told me about Aiysha Hart and she was in this show called Atlantis but i have yet to watch that show to really talk about it

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for Kirishima, Bakugo and Kiminari with a s/o who has a powerful regeneration quirk (like they can grow back their limbs and internal organs and ... everything really, even their heart and brain like it was no big deal), and the way the boys find out (but like in a funny way) about their quirk is right after they nearly get a heart attack when they see the s/o's quirk in action! :) Thank you! <3

Can I just say that I loooove this headcanon! It’s like if their s/o was deadpool! And yaaas I haven’t written for my electric boy in a while.

Kirishima Eijirou

  • Was just casually minding his own business, watching his s/o fight against Bakugou in a sparring match when all of a sudden….CRACK. 
  • Instant panic as he rushes over to his s/o to see that their arm is bent in the most awkward angle he’s ever seen and he’s about to beat Bakugou to a pulp.
  • His s/o tells him to wait and when he turns to look back around he would FLIP when he sees that the bone just reset back into place like it happened in reverse.
  • Gets really excited when his s/o explains the extent of their quirk. If it means that his s/o won’t get killed when facing villains then it’s a win!

Bakugou Katsuki

  • He may or may not have been in a bad mood when he began his spar with his s/o. He knew that he should’ve been showing more restraint in his blasts but his s/o was always so talented and he knew he could handle them.
  • When he hears a spine-chilling crack followed by his s/o’s pained reaction, he knows something has gone horribly wrong and he stops immediately to be by their side.
  • He swears VERY loudly when he sees how bent out of shape their arm is and is profusely apologising whilst also trying to figure out what to do.
  • When he finally notices that his s/o’s arm is quickly beginning to heal, cracking and shifting back into place, he loses his shit. 
  • Would be hella pissed that his s/o didn’t tell him sooner. 

Kaminari Denki

  • When he accidentally slammed a door in his s/o’s face when walking into the room, he automatically freak out and goes to help them out. He would freak out even more when he sees that it caused them to get a cut on their head. 
  • Just as he starts to look for something in his bag to stop the bleeding, he’s shocked to see that the cut is already gone by the time he has turned around.
  • When his s/o explains the ins and outs of their quirk, he is impressed but also kind of disgusted when they explain all of times that they’ve broken or lost a limb and it’s regrown or been healed.
  • Comes up with the great idea that his s/o’s quirk would be a great way to freak out the rest of their friends.

laurentheshibainu  asked:

pretty please???? tell me more abt ur adhd+dyslexic kim headcanons??? bc i never knew i needed it. feel free to reply to this on private/public or just message me, w/e you'd like

(thank you for asking me i’m so happy afdsklgjrbgaag i’m sorry if i hc something wrong about adhd and/or dyslexia because i haven’t been diagnosed with adhd but find much of it recurrent in my daily life and habits (and at this point i’m questioning), and i’m not dyslexic, but omg yes i believe kim is :DDDDDD here are some of my hcs)      

-kimberly learns about dyslexia in middle school, and adhd, not much later

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anonymous asked:

ayoo! I really liked the pregnancy preference you just wrote! maybe you can do something like that again but instead your secretly dating one of the boys (maybe dal or steve) and they get mad and make a big scene cause you didn't tell them first? thaaanks :) (btw really loooove your writing!)

thank you! this made me smile omg :) (since you suggested dally and steve, i decided to make this two separate imagines! hope you like!



It had been two months since you started dating Tulsa’s bad boy. It wasn’t all that bad and he could be really sweet, but there was a problem.

None of the gang knew about it. And you all didn’t want them to.

Dally had found something for once that made him truly happy. He found someone who loved him for who he was, even though he was always up to no good. He believed his friends would tease him and ruin things for the both of you, and he didn’t want that.

But all secrets would be revealed in time.

You and Dally were out and about one night and it just so happened that the gang was heading to a rumble. They saw you two walking and you had just slipped your hand into Dally’s. They saw it and, boy, were they confused.

They ran up to you two and started to scream, “So, what’s going on here?”

Two-But was really the first to acknowledge that you two were holding hands when he said, “I didn’t know you were into hand-holdin’, Dal.”

“I’m not, man. What are y'all doing here?”

“Well it just so happens that we were on our way to a rumble,” said Steve.

“Oh,” you quietly remarked.

“Is there something you all wanna tell us?” asked Two-Bit.

“No, not really,” you said.

“Look, it’s obvious now. You all are a thing.”

“Why would it matter if we are a ‘thing’? We are both happy, I hope, and we just wanted to try it and see how it would work,” Dally snapped.

“Why didn’t you tell us? We would’ve been fine with it!” Darry raised his voice, angry at the fact that a secret had been kept from them.

“How long has this been going on?” Ponyboy asked.

“Two months,” you said in a low voice.

“Why didn’t you all say something?! It wasn’t like we were going to do anything! We weren’t going to steal her from you!!” Darry yelled again.

“Guys, please don’t fight,” Johnny said, getting in between Dally and the rest of the gang.

“There will be no fight because we are leaving,” Dally grabbed your arm and pulled you away from them.

You looked back at them and one of them yelled, “We’ll talk about this later!”

You turned around and heard them leave. The closer you two got to Buck’s, the worse you felt.

“Maybe we should have told them. I didn’t think they would react like that.”

“I know, but this is what we want, and I am fine with them being upset with us for a while if that is what it takes.”

Dally usually never got defensive over you if someone didn’t like the relationship. He would just tell them to get over it, but the gang was different. They were like his family. He wanted them to at least not be angry over his decisions, but it was different this time. He meant what he said. He really did want this relationship, because he was happy even though he wouldn’t say it.



You loved Steve with all of your heart and he loved you the same way. You all had been a couple for almost 6 months now and you hoped it would stay that way forever.

The only bad part to this relationship was that the gang had no idea that you two were dating. Both you and Steve were worried about how they would react, especially Sodapop. You both were worried that Soda would feel as if you were taking Steve away from him and you didn’t want him to feel that way. So from the first date to now, you two promised to keep it a secret.

Until one day when Ponyboy saw you two at the Dingo together.

He ran home and told Darry about it.


“Pony? I thought you were going to the Dingo. Why are you back here?”

“You won’t believe what I saw. I saw Y/N and Steve there together. They looked like they were on a date.”

“Why would that matter? He may have invited her there for a little while and they were just having a good time.”

“I know that, but could we ask ‘em about it? I mean, that isn’t really normal, you know?”

“You can ask when they get here.”

Pony really didn’t like Steve, and he figured that this would be a time to get back at him for everything he has ever done.

You two walked in the door laughing and the whole gang was in the Curtis living room.

“I have a question for you two,” Pony said.

“What’s up?”

“Are you two a thing?”

Both of your faces got red.

“Why would you think that?”

“I saw you two at the Dingo tonight. You all kinda looked like a couple so I thought that I’d ask.”

Sodapop looked at you two and asked you all if you were a couple. Steve couldn’t lie to his best friend.

“Yea. We have been for about 6 months now.” He hung his head low.

“Why didn’t you tell me, buddy? I would’ve been fine with it,” Soda smiled.

“We didn’t want you to feel like I was taking Steve away from you,” you said.

“I don’t feel like that. I’m happy for you all.”

“But I’m not!” Pony yelled. “Why aren’t you all mad at them?! They have kept this huge secret from you guys for 6 months!”

“Pony, it doesn’t matter,” Two-Bit remarked.

“Yes it does! They didn’t tell us!”

“Cut it out, Pony,” Johnny stepped in.

Pony stomped off to his room and slammed the door.

“Maybe next time you should tell him first,” Darry laughed.

They were all happy, except Ponyboy, but that was only because he wasn’t very fond of Steve.


A/N: i hope you enjoyed this and i am so sorry you had to wait a long time for your request to be written. i wasn’t around a computer and my phone was acting up. but really, thank you for requesting!

anonymous asked:

AU scenario where shiro is the god of the moon and stars and he falls in love with the reader and he makes stars exta bright for her or even makes the moon a little bigger so she can enjoy her night before going to bed because in that short time before she goes to bed is the only way he can actually see her bcuz his father-the sun- is an asshole and won't let his son fall for a mortal. Idk if it makes sense. But great job man you're so good at writing :)))

ohohoohoh I love this already and I tried my best but if it’s wrong in anyway lemme know friendo! and tysm omg

Also! If u have any questions about who is who, and such for this AU, let me know! I’ve already decided what/who the characters are :-)

Everyone has favorites, whether they’d like to admit it or not. Your favorite? The night. The celestial space was a place of comfort, a place for minds to wander aimlessly and unbothered. It was a time you were unbothered, a time when the stars held you gently in their grasp as though you were porcelain. The night’s light didn’t burn your eyes like the sun did. The reason you were so comforted during the night, was because of a God. The God of the Moon and of the Stars who grew to love you.

“Well, Shiro. You do know you shouldn’t be staying in one area, right?” Keith asked, slipping his hood off before sitting beside his brother. He was right, staying in one area meant problems piling up in another. It meant trouble.

“And shouldn’t you be with Dad? Keith? God of Lava and Fire? Hmm?” He teased, flicking his forehead and grinning at the hiss that came from it, ash flicking from the black mark on Keith’s head. Keith rolled his eyes, tossing a ball of fire back and forth within his hands. He knew what Shiro was doing, looking at and caring for the mortal he loved dearly, during the night. Keith knew that trouble would come soon, but there wasn’t anything he could do about love.

“Y'know, if you ever need help with speaking with her, you could talk with Allura.” Keith said quietly, watching Shiro as he gazed gently at your window from afar. You stared out the window at the sky. Shiro grinned, and the stars shone just a bit brighter, stars shooting across the sky and making you hum to yourself.

“Stop talking about me when I’m not here, it hurts, you know.” Allura murmured, appearing behind the two, her white matte staff bumping into their shoulders to indicate she’d like to sit between the two. It really did hurt her, it hurt when someone spoke of her in a situation that she couldn’t truly assess. But, nonetheless, they smiled and conversed, before the topic switched to Shiro’s love for a mortal. You, someone who he had gazed at for years now. The one who seemed to grow fond for the sky and the cosmic stars that sleep within it.

“I can grant you a mortal voice. So you can properly speak with her,” the older brother’s cousin spoke softly, “I can even grant you a mortal life, Shiro. But I refuse that, even if that request came from our Fathers.” She said, regret deep in her throat because she wanted her cousin to be happy. Wanted him to find love but granting him a mortal life meant he was no longer forever young.

“I’ll take the mortal voice for now, I can grant myself the mortal looks. She’ll see and hear me, but I’ll still be a God.” He sighed, causing the stars to become dim due to the clouds passing over them.

“Dad is coming, Shiro.” Keith said, standing. He gave the two a small bow before leaping roof to roof. Allura smiled, her chest tightened as her heart ached for him, perhaps their Father would consider Shiro’s wishes. But for now, Shiro must wait for his Dad to go once again, so he could see you.

Later on, his Father left, leaving Shiro to go to you. Giving himself entry into your room, he sat in your desk chair, waiting for you to come in. And you did, and naturally out of fear you screamed and fell onto the now closed door behind you.

“Who are you!?” You said, pointing your wet umbrella at him. Fear evident on your features. He liked that about you, that you were so expressive, this circumstance was different, though.

“Wait! Please don’t freak out I can explain I promise!” He shouted, standing with his hands and arms up to indicate he wouldn’t hurt you. You glared at him as he explained who he was and why he was there. You were confused and didn’t believe him, but when star dust connected between his two palms, you gasped and dropped the umbrella you were holding for protection. You didn’t believe him, but now you did. And you gaped up at him and he told you that all the nights the stars breathed deeply, the way you do when awake, were all for you and in your favor.

“I have to go now, okay? I’ll be here tomorrow.” He said, placing his hands together as the cosmic dust disappeared. And he did come tomorrow, and the night after that. Repeating the process.

“I’m disappointed in you, Shiro. Hiding such a thing from me.” His father bellowed, holding the handle to his hammer tightly. Light poured from the underside of the hammer, like water cascading in a waterfall. It was breathtaking yes, but to a God this meant nothing good.

“You can see her anymore, Takashi. Not when I’m around. Perhaps in another life of hers, when she dies, she’ll become a Goddess as you so describe her.” He scolded Shiro, glaring at him. He couldn’t understand why this had to happen. The same thing happened to him, he fell in love with a mortal, and almost died in the process.

“Son. Please. I’ve done the same thing. I fell in love with a mortal and I almost lost my life.”

“You obviously didn’t love her enough.”

“Pardon me?”

“If you so called ’loved’ her, Father. You wouldn’t be here. If you loved her, you wouldn’t care if you passed over the river Styx or not, Father.” Shiro said, brows furrowed in anger as he crossed his arms and shook his head. “I love her, Father. I’d do anything to be with her, anything. Whether that meant life or death I wouldn’t mind.”

“You’re grown. And there’s nothing I can do about your decision, I can only put in my own opinion which won’t change your mind it seems. Do as you wish, Takashi. But, I suggest you wait, and perhaps my Niece could grant your lover a place amongst the Gods.” His father disappeared into thin air, becoming ash as Shiro decided that maybe, just maybe. He should do so.

He wanted you to live your life as so, and to hum your hymns softly as you did before in your open window. To feel what it’s like to love someone who’s human. To be human. He wanted to love you, so very dearly. But love comes with a price.

Home Economics Student Jaehyun

Request: Home economics student au! Jaehyun (is that how they write it lmao??) your fellow class mate writes u a cookie recipe coz u can’t make them and he sneaks in some flirty notes?? Just an idea I had for a scenario :) use it if it suits ya? Xxxxx

A/N: this is really short and vague omg im so sorry

  • i’ll be writing it in this format so do request again if you want it to be in a scenario form!
  • okay i can relate to this because i can’t cook at all
  • and guess who’s my number one bias wrecker??
  • jeffrey :’)
  • okay let’s go

  • so you had been taking home economics for about a year now

  • not because you like it,
  • but because it doesn’t require much theory based knowledge and it involves food so
  • and thanks to you who always sleeps in home economics, you hardly even know how to cook
  • which is why you were thankful for having such a wonderful partner like Jaehyun
  • who basically knows how to cook EVERYTHING, even though he also sleeps in class
  • and you’re there like ?? how do you do that
  • so he helps you out whenever there’s tests or practical sessions, and you always manage to get a pass so you’re thankful for him
  • a really fun partner tbh
  • would call you randomly during class time and tell you random jokes
  • or even compliment you
  • and when pair work is required, most of the time you feel like a servant
  • because he hardly ever allows you to do anything
  • and he just orders you around and call you to do the basics
  • the most he’d let you do is to cook rice or something
  • “how do you even cook so well”
  • “skills”
  • “oh wow”
  • “i know ;))”
  • but sometimes he’s also so sweet,
  • “she did most of the work!! give her more marks”
  • “ what- i merely chopped some onions and-”
  • “and did the perfect seasoning which made the dish perfect, am i right Y/N??”
  • and you’re just there nodding
  • and when you thank him after,
  • “don’t need to, you just owe me one”
  • and that favour is to go out with him on a date after school
  • which turned out pretty well because you got to know more about him and how much of a life ruiner he is
  • and after that for some reason he started becoming more flirty and sweet around you
  • he already was before but it wasn’t as much
  • and you lowkey had a crush on him so your heart was just soft™
  • so one day the teacher decided have a ‘surprise’ test and want each of you to bake some cookies
  • which again, you didn’t know how to
  • you only knew how to eat them
  • so you sneaked a small note to jaehyun like always, “help a friend in need”
  • and he gives you a smirk
  • “why should i?”
  • you glare at him, “because my life depends on this, come on jaehyun, we’re really close right?”
  • “i feel that we could be closer though”
  • and you start whispering to him, “what? i need the recipe jae, i know you know it”
  • “well im not telling you”
  • “wth why”
  • and he gives you the cutest and innocent smile ever and you’re like ??confused??
  • next thing you know he raises up his hand and calls out to the teacher
  • “both me and y/n don’t know how to make them”
  • and the teacher just glares at yall and shakes her head, “see in detention after school today, i just taught this last week”
  • and you hit jaehyun with a shocked expression and he just laughs
  • then he leans down to you, “wanted to spend more time with you”
  • later that detention he’s just busy saying bad and cheesy pick up lines to you
  • while you’re trying not to laugh and cringe at all of them
  • “you may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree.. but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me”
  • “oh my god, this is so cringy”
  • “hey at least it’s good”
  • “try another one”
  • “can i borrow a kiss? i promise i’ll give it back”
  • “no thanks”
  • “i know you want it”
  • and he smirks and leans towards you again
  • and you blush like mad because he’s never been that close to you before
  • but he stops and just laughs at your reaction
  • “do i know you? because you look like my next girlfriend”
  • and your heart just melts for some reason
  • “i wouldn’t mind though”
  • and he gives that big smile again which makes you weak!!
  • his eyes are all lit up right now
  • “are you serious?”
  • “i mean… if you don’t want to it’s fine”
  • and he just leans down to kiss you, and you feel the softest pair of lips ever
  • and your heart just beats like mad
  • until you hear your teacher yelling again
  • “jung jaehyun and y/n, i asked you to attend detention, not show off your kissing skills or something, stay back for two more hours”
  • but the both of you just giggle
  • “i guess more time spent together hehe”

anonymous asked:

lmao you're just gonna write this whole football/cheerleader au yourself i love it 😂 omg but like would everyone else clue into the fact that even is clearly there to watch isak, imagine they are having a team meeting and isak makes a comment about not letting the guys that come to watch all the girls distract them like especially that even guy who's /always/ here and everyone's like dude... he's here for you

lsdjflksdjlkf i am a hoe for this trope,,,,also omg yes!! 

i have to put this under a read more bc it got out of hand im sorry i suck butslkdj

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anonymous asked:

jack/david roommates au, they like each other but they both think the other one is in a relationship

This one was super fun to write too omg I about died. I had fun with toying with David’s perspective! 

The school year would have gone a lot smoother if Jack Kelly could stop being the aggressive, sensitive, artistic, romantic, New York, grade A walking piece of boyfriend material that he was.

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anonymous asked:

RFA and MC's allergies (outdoor allergies, food allergies at restaurants, anything)

Author’s note: omg this was so fun to write ^^


  • you hated fall not really it’s an amazing month, you justed hated your fall allergies
  • so when your bby invited you out on an evening stroll through the park
  • you had to say no
  • you were just alleric to basically everything when this time came around I mean just pollen but the same thing
  • you two decided to have a movie night instead


  • he is SO HAPPY he found  someone who shares his hatered allergies
  • you and him team up to tease Jumin about Elly and he loves it
  • once, when you were over at Jumin’s you and Zen sneezed in sync


  • when you mentioned you were allergic to peanuts 
  • also anytime you two went out to eat
  • she would always base her restaurant choice around your allergy she was just so worried you would have a reaction


  • it was at a dinner party when it happened
  • NO ONE TOLD YOU THERE WAS CRAB IN THE SUSHI you should’ve known though
  • so when you saw hives on your arms you ran to the bathroom but CRAP you left your epi pen in your purse
  • you texted Jumin to bring your purse to the bathroom
  • “Is it lady issues?”
  • “No.”
  • “What’s wrong?”
  • “Just bring me my purse.”
  • “Not until you tell me what’s wrong.”
  • he knocked on the door and handed you your epi pen did he go through your purse ?
  • “Was it the crab?”
  • “…Yeah.”
  • “See you out there. Oh, and I’ll make you a plate of veggie sushi and leave it at your spot.”


  • you were working in the garden when you were VICIOUSLY attacked by a bee
  • it ended up stinging your cheek and yup it’s the size of a golf ball
  • as soon as you walked into the house to find some medicine SEVEN BURST OUT LAUGHING
  • “You’re the one with a twin, idiot.”
  • “No, but if you keep talking your cheek will be just as swollen as mine.”
  • “HOW-Oh… okay. But really, what happened?”
  • “Stung by a bee.”
  • “I’m not sure if I bee-lieve you”
  • “We’re getting a divorce.”
  • eventually he helps you find your medicine and apologizes for the jokes BUT NOT BEFORE HE CRACKS A COUPLE 10 MORE

because @featsanvers is enabling my lunacy, i really want to write a modern diana-learning-about-the-world au where kara is the one who has to teach her how to act around humans, but it’s even funnier because like???? kara has already adjusted, but she’s an outsider too, so their conversations would just be like multiple iterations of

diana: kara, i am confused. why are they [insert literally the most mundane human activity]?

kara: omg, i know, right?? i thought the same thing when i first came to earth!! but seriously, like, we have to, i’m so sorry

and also like just imagine???

kara: okay, seriously, diana, stop, put the car down, normal humans can’t do that

diana: but you can do that

kara: but i don’t when i’m not supergirl

diana: but you are supergirl

kara: yes, but not always

diana: you cannot both be and not be supergirl. now you are not making any sense.

I swear, next time someone says how Gafou is an abusive ship because of the manipulation scene (no shit, Sherlock), I’ll write some dumb crackfic of Gaston giving up the mob to braid LeFou’s hair or something.

Badminton Player Mark

Request: I was hoping you can write a badmintonplayer! mark or something where you and him are friends and have p.e together and play badminton but you suck so he teaches you? fluff + maybe a confession ?

A/N: i can relate to this because i can’t play badminton at all and mark loves badminton so-

  • i hope you don’t mind me writing it in this format!!
  • but if you want a scenario regarding this au , then do request again!
  • it’s been long since i actually wrote about mark omg
  • okay let’s go hehe

  • so he was that one really active kid in class who seems to do well in every sport like??

  • and no surprise, he was in the school badminton team
  • how is this even possible
  • it was none other than mark
  • y'all were friends and had talked a few times before, but because of his shining popularity in school and class, you refrained from being too close to him
  • that didn’t stop you from developing a small tiny crush on him though, you couldn’t stop yourself
  • so one day during pe (physical education) lesson, the teacher had suggested playing badminton
  • and everyone in the class had to find a partner
  • your friend wasn’t in school that day and coincidentally, haechan didn’t come too
  • which meant that you and mark had no other choice but to partner up
  • which made you blush like mad
  • but you somehow felt bad because he was the ace in the badminton team while the last time you actually played a badminton game was a few months (or even years) back
  • kind mark helped you get the badminton racket and shuttlecock, offering them to you with a sweet smile
  • which made your heart melt
  • his shirt was tucked out and he was wearing a pair of black shorts, his blonde hair combed messily to the sides
  • this look made your heart melt even more, but you tried to ignore it and concentrate on the game
  • “you serve first!”
  • “o-oh okay sure”
  • but your nervous arms and hands missed the shuttlecock and it just fell infront of you
  • cause mark to laugh and run over to you, patting your head
  • “it’s okay, i was like that too!”
  • and you’re just there with your cheeks flushed like,,, he just touched my head omg??
  • the next thing you know, his arms are around yours, as he shows you to perfect posture to serve and hit the shuttlecock
  • and he also shares some tips and techniques he uses
  • as you just stand there, letting his arms guide you, trying your best not to faint from the closeness between you two
  • and being the clumsy person you are, you accidentally tripped over his leg, which caused the both of you to fall flat onto the ground
  • you’re on top of him with your eyes closed
  • “uhh… Y/N, you can get up now”
  • “oh my god, i’m so so sorry! i didn’t mean to do that i’m-”
  • “it’s okay haha! im glad you’re fine!”
  • and all the other girls saw that happening and gave you a death glare
  • you thought nothing of it and just let the matter pass
  • except that your heart was still beating like crazy
  • and pe lessom finally came to an end
  • and like always, mark had volunteered to help keep all the equipment
  • and while he was gone, you were just meddling with your phone, minding your own business
  • until one of the girls came out to you and became all whiny/unreasonable
  • “what are you trying to do to mark”
  • “nothing?? i just tripped and fell?”
  • “yeah of course, you were this close to kissing him, are you sure you have no other intentions?”
  • “woah- what… i think you misunderstood me-”
  • “y/n let’s go, i don’t think we should carry on this unnecessary arguement”
  • “mark i-”
  • and he pulls you away
  • then gives you the most apologetic and sincere smile ever
  • “i’m so sorry you had to went through that, i don’t know what is with her-”
  • “probably one of your admirers huh?”
  • “… haha i guess so, but you’re fine right?”
  • “of course. you’re literally a celebrity here, how do you even deal with them”
  • “i don’t really get too bothered by them honestly, they probably only like me for my looks and good results sigh”
  • “not me though”
  • “what…?”
  • “oh- i mean, i like and admire you as a person and i know you’re more than all that… this probably sounds weird haha”
  • “oh… no, thank you”
  • “and, i have always been attracted to you and i just get so happy when i talk to you, like now haha”
  • and you see his cheeks turn bright red as he rubs the back of his neck nervously
  • and your heart just softens again
  • “really? okay being honest here since we’re on this topic, but i kind of have a small crush on you?”
  • mark blushes even more and is too shy to even look at you
  • then he laughs awkwardly
  • “not gonna lie, i like you too”
  • and the both of you are just blushing in madness outside the gym room
  • until you spot a teacher approaching y'all
  • “we got too caught up in the conversation we’re 15 minutes late for math class oh my god”
  • “oh shit, i think we better run now”
  • and he grabs your hand and sprints off to the classroom together with you
  • okay sorry this is such a cliche scenario sjsmd,, i tried omg

Ah yes, Jellal Fernandes, the author of Fiore’s most popular romance series who somehow can’t get his own love life together.
Everyone reads it. Even Natsu reads it. Zeref has it imported to Alvarez. This novel is everyone’s guilty pleasure.

Jeonghan’s harem

Ok this totally had to be done bc is2g this dude has so many guys to ship him with, it’s fucking unreal 😂

Ok let’s start with the mainstream ship: Jeongcheol

S.Coups is so fucking gay for Jeonghan istg

Here’s another cute ship for ya: Jihan

Ugh kill me, they’re too precious for this world

Oh and remember that time when vampire!Mingyu literally went in to bite HarleyQuinn!Jeonghan?

Yeah that. Don’t even try to lie, it was hot af, like I got the sudden urge to write/read some kinky ass smut about this and I’m 10000000% sure I wasn’t the only one

Here’s another angle for you with screaming Boo in the background bc that’s necessary in life

I mean, what is he even trying to do??? Seduce all the guys?? Cuz it seems to be working pretty damn well if you ask me

Look, even lil Dino want some of that 😂😂 lmao sorry, I got carried away… “Dino, whose baby are you?”


AND BTS’ V LIKE???????