who uses tumblr

my friend who doesnt use tumblr anymore has a couple thousand followers on their old acc and looked up what it could possibly sell for and found this

“If you’re an owner of a popular Tumblr account, the following information might upset you. Our network of brands calls Tumblr “the bottom of the barrel,” because it is the least desirable network for a company to promote on. Tumblr users are notoriously known as a “tough to market to” crowd, so for that reason, even large and active accounts are worth very little.“

How to hide the Staff Pick at the top of the dash

HELLO CHILDREN TUMBLR IS A SHIT WEBSITE AND I MADE THIS IN A FIT OF ANGER

So today Tumblr rolled out an update that shoves one of the random Tumblr Radar posts onto your dash, as the first post, without any ability for you to prevent that. I was fucking outraged. If you have XKit, there is already someone who has coded a pull request for the No Recommended extension (fucking props to XKit and open source software in general), but I’m an impatient child and I cannot stand waiting for it to be pulled by an admin. So I made my own. 

Instructions

You’re gonna need AdBlock Plus. I’m assuming you already have it installed because if you’re interested in hiding shit you don’t care about then you’re the kind of person who already has it. We’re going to be making a custom filter.

Go to the ABP filter preferences.

Go to the Custom filters tab.

Make a new filter group. Give it whatever name you would like.

Click on your new group, then on Add filter, and then give your filter this text:

tumblr.com##li.post_container:nth-child(3)

Close the filter preferences and refresh Tumblr. The post is gone! Now you can enjoy your dash without corporate bullshit being shoved down your throat. Cheers!

N.B.: This is a very hacky solution and is in no way intended to replace a more elegant one. The pull request on XKit is a lot better, but I would have needed JavaScript for that and that’s not a thing you can do with ABP. I only did this because I’m impatient and decided not to wait until XKit decided to go through with the pull request and put out an update for their extension. I absolutely recommend using their solution when No Recommended updates to 2.2.2.

Who Killed Markiplier audio post analysis

Okay, so after listening to the audio file on repeat for about an hour and experimenting with various items, my sister and I have determined several things.

1. There was a match lit, then a kerosene lamp (there’s a specific sound to those old lamps)

2. There is some sort of machinery in the background, but we couldn’t make out much. Sounds like it has some sort of fan?

3. The writing sound was made by a fountain pen on old-style paper writing on a wooden surface with uneven grain and a worn finish. (Seriously, you have no idea how many combinations of writing utensils and surfaces we tested this with to get a perfect match.)

4. Judging by the sound of the footsteps, the person was wearing dress shoes and walking on a stone or possibly tile floor, though stone is more likely. (We borrowed some of dad’s shoes and made use of the vaguely chaotic design of our house.)


Also, apologies to @reverseblackholeofwords and @lum1natrix. This is what happens when you tell your sister she can tag people on the post and she has no idea what that means. Also @alcordraws and @markired, we figured you guys might like this, too. (And if not, that’s totally cool, too.)

2

Snake 🐍  MNET wouldn’t release Minhyun’s and Jonghyun’s full interactions at MAMA Japan so here you guys go :-) !

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This is the order I feel this scene is going to go in.

Magnus is buttoned in the first gif; not sure about the second, and the last we clearly see Alec is making quick work of them in his effort to relieve the man of his clothing.

I don’t want to be spoiled this early, but also I REALLY want to see a longer teaser to this scene. A little lead-up to this moment, perhaps?

Mr. & Mrs. Eric Richard Bittle

and

Mr. Robert Zimmermann &

Mrs. Alicia Carter Zimmermann

invite you to celebrate

the marriage of their sons

-

Eric Richard Bittle Jr.

and

Jack Laurent Zimmermann

-

Saturday, the twenty-ninth of June

two thousand and nineteen

at eleven o’clock in the morning

-

Reception to follow

an open letter to you,

i didn’t know this would happen. like i really genuinely did not expect this. us. this was one of them wild fantasies my mind would make up late at night when i was a little to tired to be up but a little too awake to sleep. but it happened, oh dear lord, it’s happening. i don’t know how to express this - it’s surreal like everything leads up to this and it’s beautiful. us. you. you are beautiful, oh my you’re a work of art. i honestly don’t know how i got so lucky. you kissed me today. right on the cheek but it kind of missed and hit my jaw and we both laughed and then i stared into your eyes for a little longer than i realised i was and you kissed me again. this is surreal. you. you’re surreal - all my dreams put into a living human and given to me. i love you.

—  sunshxnequote-s
(sorry for inactiveness lately my loves x)

for a love lost in daisies