Hi! how do you think Levi would react if he got stuck in traffic in a modern au? This ask was inspired by my current situation... uggh I can't stand morning traffic! Love your blog btw! your Levi meta is always my fav to read
DISCLAIMER: This is my personal opinion. In no way am I stating what I say here is canon or completely accurate. if you disagree with my opinion, that’s perfectly fine! Everyone has a different point of view, but if you are going to send me messages trying to argue point of views with me or send me hate messages, do me a favor and please just don’t even bother.
I feel like, at first, Levi would be chill. He’d probably even enjoy the quiet time in his car to himself with his music. But, after a while, he’d be the type who talks shit about everyone in front of him in a stagnant rage until full on road rage mode kicks in.
- “Green means go! GOOOO!!!! Are you fucking colorblind?! GOOOO!!!”
- “It’s called a blinker, you stupid twit.”
- “GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE, DUMBASS! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL WITH YOUR IMPATIENT STUPIDITY?!”
- “Whoever thought giving sixteen year olds the right to drive was a good idea should be shot.”
- “… Same goes for 80 year olds. MOVE IT, GRANDMA! LET’S GOOOOO!”
- “Welp, I’m glad none of you shit stains have anywhere important to be! Lets all sit here and listen to the chopped and screwed version of Cotton Eyed Joe blaring from this pricks sterio over here! PERFECT.”
- “Honk at me again and see what happens. I dare you. I will leap out of this car and-”
- “DO NONE OF YOU KNOW WHERE THE DAMNED GAS PEDAL IS?!”