who the hell is joshua

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“we had the whole crew in hysterics every single day, and we were having hysterics, rolling around…”

anonymous asked:

jisoo, our pretty, beautiful noodle, has great arms

oh hell yeah he does….

he freakin does …………….. 

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: OKAY FUCK MAN THE HIGHLIGHT LIVE PERFORMANCE HURT LIKE IT HURT MORE THAN QUICK PACE I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT VIDEO AT ALL JUST WOW SEVENTEEN YOU OFFICIALLY HURT ME LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU LIKE EVEN VERNON HURT ME AND HE'S NEVER HURT ME A DAY IN MY LIFE AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DK BOY NEED TO CHILL AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TURN WONWOO???? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SIR??? I AM SO DONE WITH SEVENTEEN I DEMAND A FULL REFUND I WANT ALL THE TIME I SPENT INTO THIS GROUP BACK BC I AM DONE AND WHAT THE HELL JOSHUA??? WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGT AND OH JEONGHAN WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ALL OF PERFORMANCE UNIT YOU FOUR I WAS FINE HURTING ME WITH THAT I WS COMPLETELY OKAY BUT YOU WENT AND DECIDED TO HAVE ALL OF SEVENTEEN DO IT WITH YOU GUYS????? OH HELL NO I AM SUING I'M SUING PERFORMANCE UNIT I'M SUIN SEVENTEEN I'M SUING PLEDIS I'M SUING MUSIC BANK I'M SUING THE ENTIRE KPOP INDUSTRY LIKE I AM PERSONALLY OFFENDED AND ANOTHER THING-
Seventeen At Thanksgiving: A Holiday Special

The turkey ain’t the only thing getting roasted

Vernon: Alright guys we can eat!
*they all rush to the table*

Seungcheol: Wow Vernon you really went all out

Seungkwan: If this is going out I’m staying inside.

Jeonghan: Be nice, Josh say the grace.

Joshua: Lets give grace that we all have the opportunity to be together.

Jun: *to minghao* We’re not even American, why are we doing this?

Minghao: *shrugs* just go along with it before this guy condemns us.

Joshua: EXCUSE ME I’M TRYING TO PRAY!! Thank you lord for this meal we are about to receive, and bless the hands that made it. Thank you for all our blessings this year lord, and in Jesus name we pray amen.

All: Amen!

Jun: Oh hell no, we’re gonna need the blessing not him!

*they all start eating*

Vernon: So how is it guys.

Jun: Which one do you want, the truth or the absolute truth.

Vernon: The truth.

Jun: We haven’t drop dead yet .

Mingyu: I should’ve cooked the food damn it.

Vernon: You’re not even American.

Mingyu: SO? IM STILL A BETTER COOK!!

Joshua: Vernon you were in America for like five seconds, if anything I should’ve cooked.

Jun: Who left him in charge in the first place.

DK: I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut.

Hoshi: *tries playing footsie with DK, but hits Cheol instead*

Seungcheol: Who the hell just kicked me?!

Hoshi: *immediately starts serving himself to avoid conflict*

Minghao: Where’s the turkey?

Vernon: Where’s your lines?

Wonwoo: *mumbles* Hell’s about to break loose.

Gyu: What was that?

Wonwoo: Nothing..

Woozi: Lets change the subject, let’s talk about what we’re thankful for.

Chan: I’m grateful for you guys.

Seungcheol: Aw Channie.

Minghao: I’m just glad we didn’t get arrested again.

Woozi: Can we just drop it.

Minghao: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY JAIL BIRD!!

Woozi: WE WERE ALL IN JAIL DUMBASS!!


DK: I’m grateful that we became a group.

Seungcheol: Same here even though we’ve been banned from so many places.

Minghao: And who’s fault is that?

Jeonghan: Oh shit.

Seungcheol: Excuse me?

Minghao: Last time I checked you’re the leader, so you’re supposed to keep order!!!

Seungcheol: ORDER MY ASS HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS GROUP?!!!

Chan: Isn’t this holiday suppose to bring people toge–WHAT’S BURNING?!

Vernon: OH SHIT. *runs into the kitchen*

Seungcheol: Are you serious? Nothing goes right. FUCK.

Mingyu: WHO’S THE BETTER COOK?

Seungkwan: Shut up mingyu.

Mingyu: Excuse me?!

Hoshi: *flings a spoonful of mashed potatoes, hitting jeonghan*

Jeonghan: Who the hell?!

Jeonghan: *throws salad bowl, and it hits Joshua*

Joshua: What the hell?! *throws stuffing at Woozi*

Woozi: Hey! *throws green beans at seungcheol*

Seungcheol: *throws a pie*

*they all start throwing food*

Vernon: Okay nothing burned, I forgot I lit a candle and-MY FOOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOOD I COOKED?!

Jun: Oh please, you really thought we were gonna eat that?

Hoshi: Why does the turkey still have its head attached?

Seungcheol: GOD DAMN IT. NOT EVEN ON A FUCKING HOLIDAY WE DONT CELEBRATE WE CAN GET ALONG!!

Jeonghan: Honey, calm down..

Seungcheol: DONT HONEY ME DAMN IT.

Jeonghan: *stays quiet*

Seungcheol: I’m fucking sick and tired of this shit.
Vernon: THE ONE TIME I TRY TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU GUYS YALL FUCK IT UP!!

Seungkwan: GET OVER YOURSELF, YOUR MASHED POTATOES LOOKED LIKE CEMENT

Vernon: ALL YOU GUYS CAN CHOKE

Minghao: Like you did at the restaurant?

*they all gasped*

Vernon: THATS IT IM LEAVING *storms out the dorm*


Seungcheol: Huh, usually I storm out on moments like these

Seungkwan: He’s just mad that we won’t eat his diarrhea enriched meal, I give him an hour, he’ll be back

In the end, Seventeen ordered chicken, and Vernon came back in an hour.

Happy Holidays from “Seventeen At!” Special thanks to my friend for helping me write this! Please like and reblog, especially reblog!! And welcome to Season Two of “Seventeen At!” Get ready cause it’s gonna be a wild ride!!


-Admin K

Who the hell is Joshua Alcorn!? The only person I know of is Leelah Alcorn and let me tell you something, she was beautiful! She went through so much and stayed strong for so long. Her parents deserve to rot in hell for what they’ve done, they made her feel unaccepted and unloved just because she didn't feel right inside her own skin. Imagine how hard it must've been to walk around every day knowing that the body she was inside wasn’t right for her. The only thing she wanted was to be herself and if being herself meant having surgery to become a girl then so be it. Her parents and the media are still mis gendering but please don’t fall victim to that trap, Leelah Alcorn was a woman no matter what her parents think, they shouldn’t even be allowed to call themselves her parents because what they drove her to is not a sign of parenting, it’s manslaughter. 

alonelyangelofhell-blog  asked:

Joshua teleports into Neku's room without warning, holding a bag of art supplies in one hand, and a plain box in the other. He plops on Neku's bed, looking slightly abashed and distracted, waiting for Neku to come home.

Thankfully for Josh, Neku had been out on a trip to WildKat when the Composer had suddenly decided to crash in the teen’s bedroom. Of course, when Neku had trekked the distance only to find a locked up cafe and no Mr. Hanekoma, he decided against heading to Udagawa to venture back home instead.

Though he definitely wasn’t expecting company to be occupying his room like they owned the place when get got back, either. His sudden snap at the familiar face was probably enough to prove that.

Joshua!? Wha—who the hell said you could just hang out here!?