who the fukc are you now

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^^from that scene in the timebreaker episode where ladybug from the future yells at chloe to drop the watch.

of all their faces, i think adrien’s is my favourite. he’s all cringing and stuff like ‘my lady is here and i’m naked without my chat suit, what do i do?!’ but also like ‘gotta act scared of the akumatised person. i’ve never fought an akuma in a black cat suit in my life.’ with that fake fear/real shock on his face. i just love it all.

marinette is like ‘who the hell are you?!’ and freaking out like ‘my body is here, but i’m up there and what is happening right now?’ with her fists clenched and ready to full on fight her future self because everything was so fukced up in this episode.

and chloe is probably all ‘ladybug, i’m in the middle of akumatising someone, do you mind? come back later and then we’ll talk.’

their faces oh my god i just can’t NOT laugh every time i look at this.

Which RWBY characters should you fight

Ruby Rose: First of all how DARE YOU even consider fighting this precious cinnamon roll what possible beef could you have with her. Second of all prepare to finally understand what it feels like to have a twelve year old break every bone in your body. 

Weiss Schnee: I understand. Really I do. How could you not want to fight Weiss Schnee at least a little bit? Everyone does, it’s a fundamental facet of her personality. That doesn’t mean she isn’t going to stomp your face into a freshly polished, solid gold curb. She’s just better than you. Do not fight Weiss Schnee.

Blake Belladonna: what the fuck. What the Fuck. hwat the fukc. do you know who this is. do you know who you’re dealing with right now? Blake Belladonna has killed a man with her goddamn pinky toe. Turn the fuck around and think about your choices you are not ready for this. 

Yang Xiao-Long: You should absolutely fight Yang Xiao-Long. I mean there’s no way in hell you’ll win but who doesn’t want to take a solid right cross from her? Fight Yang Xiao-Long you won’t regret it.

Jaune Arc: Please for the love of god fight Jaune Arc. You’ll have to deal with Pyrrha mopping the floor with your organs afterwards but I think we can almost all agree it’d be well worth it. You have exactly zero chance of losing this fight.

Nora Valkyrie: Have fun on the fucking moon you scrub.

Pyrrha Nikos: ??? ??????? ?????????????????????????? Do you… do you actually think this could possibly end well for you? Pyrrha Nikos is a goddess you are so lucky she wouldn’t permanently maim you. Maybe you’ll even get some tips on your form while you’re slipping into your concussion-induced coma, she’s nice like that. 

Lie Ren: This man turned a giant monster snake into chunky salsa with his bare hands. This man regularly serves food to Nora Valkyrie. This man has stared down death while making pancakes DO NOT FIGHT LIE REN.

Roman Torchwick: Absolutely fight Roman Torchwick. Wave some money in his face and kick him in the balls while he’s monologuing like the massive nerd he is. Kick some dirt on him while he’s down and take his hat please for all our sakes. Heck steal his lunch money while you’re at it. Play to his ego and you’ll walk away victorious, if maybe not unscathed.

Cinder Fall: Now I know what you’re thinking, “Hey isn’t she the main villain here? Of course I should fight her!” Well prepare to be dead wrong. Cinder Fall is flawless. She will tear you down piece by piece before she breaks your neck with her stilettos. You are going to be very turned on and also bleeding. Fight Cinder Fall only if you’re into that sort of thing.

Glynda Goodwitch: Look at Vale. Note the distinct lack of giant monsters or huge holes to underground death tunnels in the street. Consider for a moment how easily Glynda Goodwitch could throw you into the sun. Stay in your goddamn lane do not fight Glynda Goodwitch.

Professor Ozpin: Please fight Professor Ozpin please for the love of god I need to see it at least once. He’s old and makes cookies just like your grandma, and you can take your grandma in a fight can’t you? Go for it dude I’m rooting for you.

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doctor/master au : DC Comics

Peter Capaldi aka Joker and Michelle Gomez aka Harley Quinn 

                 ‘I hope Puddin’ wasn’t too mean to you.’
                                              ‘Pud… din’?’
         ‘now, did he push you out of that thing, or did you fall? couldn’t really tell. he can be very mean sometimes. except to me, of course, because he loves me so much.’

the-black-queen-march  asked:

Why doesn't this fandom have ship names????

ok here goes

(I’ll only try with Howl and Sophie because…. well who else lol)

  • sophowl
  • sowl :-D
  • sophwell
  • howphie
  • hophie
  • hattkins
  • i don’t know!!!!!! fukcing
  • jenkintter
  • hattdragon
  • i’ll stop now

anyways. I have come to conclusion that the fandom hasn’t got any ship names because they’re all terrible.

  • Chanyeol: *takes a deep breath*
  • Chanyeol: i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around Chanyeol ever: yes, you love Baekhyun, alright we know, you love Baekhyun so much, the light of your life, you can't stop talking about it, it's all about Baekhyun, we GOT IT, you love Baekhyun you fucking love Baekhyun ok ok, we get it, YOU LOVE BAEKHYUN. OKAY ALRIGHT END OF CONVERSATION.
  • Chanyeol: the fukc is Baekhyun, I want Kyungsoo.
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kamui in “im a cop and you are a criminal i was supposed to stake you out and throw your ass into jail but while cornering you i realized fukc you are hot im turned on right now so hi im your new gang member do you have a spare toothbrush and a free bed if not your bed is fine tOO.”-au. 

a major problem i have with borderlines themselves is the “i shouldn’t be mad bc this happens all the time” way of thinking like?? im not mad @ borderlines more so im angry at the people who made you feel that way thinking is okay like its somehow your fault for feeling hurt when someone is legitimately hurting you?? like what the fukc

i love high fashion kaibas as much as the next person it is some of my favourite content but in my heart of hearts i know that boy isnt co-ordinated enough to pull off that level of class and sophistication. even eliminating that belt coat 90% of his wardrobe has the aesthetics of a thrift shop run but the price tag of gucci. he just. fukcing has a bright white suit. Bright White. who the fuck do you think you are kaiba? John Travolta? cause thats who you look like right now, Kaiba. Anime John Travolta. are all your outfits from the 70s kaiba?? are you trying to make them match your $500 mullet?? do you wear bell bottom jeans with that hair?? GOD. In conclusion Seto Kaiba would wear a suit made entirely of blue eyes white dragon graphic prints and it would somehow cost half a million dollars and i hate him so much.

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When we worked here together, we fought, scratched, and clawed to make people’s lives a tiny bit better. That’s what public service is all about: small, incremental change every day. Teddy Roosevelt once said ‘Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is a chance to work hard at work worth doing.’ And I would add that what makes work worth doing is getting to do it with people that you love. I started my career more than thirty years ago in the Parks and Recreation department right here in Pawnee, Indiana. I had a lot of different jobs, including two terms as your governor. And soon, a new, unknown challenge awaits me which to me, even now, is thrilling because I love the work. Not to say that public service isn’t sexy because it definitely is, but that’s not why we do it. We do it because we get the chance to work hard at work worth doing, alongside a team of people who we love. So I thank those people who walked with me and I thank you for this honor. Now, go find your team and get to work

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Name: Regan

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Gender: woman

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“this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au

Feat. Pinescone, Teacher!Wirt, Older!Dipper, Teen!Greg

(A/N: THIS IS NOT BETA READ. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT BETA READ. There may be some spelling mistakes or something along those lines.)


Wirt was freaking out—no, he was beyond that. He was flipping his shit.

There, sitting in his usual pristine clean tub, sat a wicked eight legged creature. Wirt had no idea what to do. The spider was humongous and it looked at Wirt with biddy eyes, that seemed to follow him everywhere. The English teacher flailed his arms around in panic and carded a hand through his disheveled hair.

“Oh goodness, what do I do?” he said, looking back at the spider that seemed frozen in its place. Wirt shivered in disgust as he noticed the creature’s yellowish body.

“It’s so disgusting…” He murmured fearfully.  

Wirt walked out the bathroom, and closed the door, hoping that the spider wouldn’t get out now that he closed the door. He quickly went to his living room and picked up his satchel, he grabbed his phone out of it. He unlocked the phone and called the one person who he knew he could count on.

“Hi Wirt!” The voice called through the cellar device.

Wirt smiled. “Hi Greg, listen. I need your advice on how to get rid of a spider.”

“A spider? Why don’t you squish it with a shoe?” Greg questioned. Wirt held back a groan at the through of killing the spider with his shoes. The spider with ridiculously huge and there was no way he was killing the thing. He shivered at the thought of killing the monstrous insect.

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anonymous asked:

not kinkshaming!! just genuinely curious. what is hot about feeding? like i think it’s kinda hot but i’m just curious as to what exactly turns y’all on about it? thanks!!

We…don’t really know. Some things just can’t quite be explained? Haha, sometimes hot is just hot 🤷‍♂️

If I had to venture for a guess (this is Chocolate, by the way), I think it’s got something to do with the helpless aspect for me? like,, they get fed a fuckton by someone who loves them and they slowly fall apart before they’re so blissed out and full they can’t even move,,, (and don’t get me started on force feeding oh my FUKC) idk, this all sounds really weird once you try to put it into words

When Vanilla wakes up, if he’s got any thoughts, he can just throw them in here too if he wants!

/ Yeah hey Vanilla here now and ,, I have NO idea. It just … IS.

anonymous asked:

Could you explain why you think the Kiera Knightly Pride and Prejudice is best? I want to know why you like it so much.

  • PAN TO: lizzie taking shelter from the rain with like dramatic violin music playing and BAM theres darcy he just comes in, soaking wet and is like MISS ELIZABETH and lizzie gaSPS
  • darcy just like powers thru and goes [rushed] i have struggled in vain and i can bear to no longer. these past months have been a torment – i came to rosings with the single object of seeing you, i had to see you. i have fought against my better judgement, my family’s expectation, the inferiority of your birth, my rank and circumstance – all these things im willing to put aside and ask you TO END MY AGONY
  • and lizzie is like i dont understand and darcy just fucking comes out iwth it
  • i love you. most. ardently. [LONG PAUSE OF SILENCE EXCEPT FOR RAIN]. please do me the honor of excepting my hand.
  • [LONGER, MORE AWKWARD SILENCE WITH RLY LOUD RAIN WHERE DARCY LOOKS SCARED AND LIZZIE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST PUNCHED HER]
  • and then lizzie is like… this guy..this fukcing guy.. the AUDACITY… oh ymgood and fukcing stiff as hell goes
  • SIR….. i appreciate the struggle you have been through and i am sorry to have caused you pain. believe me it was unconsciously done.
  • [AWKWARD SILENCE WHERE DARCY LOOKS VERY SAD AND CONFUSED]
  • …… are you LAUGHING at me ????????
  • [shortly] no.
  • and now darcy looks like a lil pissed and hes like: are you REJECTING me??????? (cmon darcy jfc)
  • and lizzie is like FUCK BEING POLITE IM FUCKING DONE
  • [talking rly fast bc shes pissed] im sure the feelings which you’ve told me have hindered ur regard will help u in overcoming it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • and then there is another silence where darcy evidently realizes that he fucked up and he goes back to trying to be polite
  • perhaps, i might inquire, with such indeverant (??? i have no idea what word he says there it sounds like indeverant) civilly i am repulsed????  
  • but lizzie is NOT HAVING IT and she fukcing is all AND I MGIHT AS WELL INQUIRE WHY WITH SUCH AN EVIDENT DESIGN OF INSULTING ME YOU CHOSE TO TELL ME YOU LIKED ME AGAINST YOUR BETTER JUDGMENT???????????
  • and darcy literally is like :o so lizzie just KEEPS GOING WITH THE PUNCHES
  • IF I WAS UNCIVIL THAT IS SOME EXCUSE BUT I HAVE OTHER REASONS – YOU KNOW I HAVE !!!
  • and darcy goes in this like, small, confused voice: what reasons?
  • and lizzie looks at him like HES A FUCKING IDIOT and in the most DISGUSTED VOICE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE
  • did you think that i would accept the hand of the man who has ruined perphaps FOREVER the happiness of a most beloved sister???????
  • and darcy is like …. o shit
  • and lizzie is like still fukcing going like do you deny it mr. darcy????? that you SEPARATED a young couple who loved each other exposing my sister something something something caprice??? disapointed hopes…. and involving them both in misery of the acutest kind
  • and darcy all stiffly is like i do not deny it
  • and lizzie is like all agahst like HOW COULD YOU DO IT???
  • and darcy is all like wELL  i believed your sister to be indifferent
  • lizzie just in the most are-you-fukcing-kidding-me voice goes INDIFFERENT??????
  • and darcy is like trying to backtrack now but its too late so hes like i watched them very carefully and perceived his attachment was greater than hers
  • THATS BECAUSE SHES SHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [getting heated now] bingley too is modest and was persuaded that she didnt feel strongly for him!!!!!!!
  • because you suggested it
  • [LOUD YELLING NOW] I DID IT FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [SCREAMING] MY SISTER HARDLY SHOWS HER TRUE FEELINGS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [awkward silence where they both are fuming]
  • and lizzie just adds fuel to the flames by being like i suppose you thought her lack of fortune had something do to with it!!
  • and darcy is like cMON!! no!!!! i wouldnt pay you sister the dishonor!!! though it was suggested …..
  • he trails off but lizzie is not letting it go and lizzie is like what was???
  • and darcy pauses but hten is like fuck it!!!!!! it was made perfectly clear that an advantageous marriage would be made
  • DID MY SISTER GIVE THAT IMPRESSION?????
  • no!!!!!! but there was the issue of your family
  • lizzie is like tlaking thru her teeth now she is so angry out of what connection??? mr bingley didnt seem to vex himself about that –
  • – no it was more than that –
  • [gritted teeth] how sir
  • IT WAS THE LACK OF PROPRIETY SHOWN BY YOUR MOTHER, YOUR THREE YOUNGER SISTERS, AND EVEN ON OCCASION YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [silence where lizzie just stares at him open-mouthed, darcy realizes that he totally fucked up more, attempts to make amends]
  • forgive me… you and your sister i must exclude from this
  • then lizzie decides that SHE IS GOING TO HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS and she goes….. and what about mr. wickhman?
  • and darcy fucking STEPS CLOSER TO HER AND GOES IN THE MOST DANGEROUS TONE EVER USED BY ANYONE EVER: mister wickham?
  • he told me of his misfortunes –
  • [SARCASTIC, READY TO MURDER SOMEONE] oh yES his “””””””misfortunes””””””””” have been very great inDEEd
  • you ruined his chances and yet you treat him with sarcasm –
  • at this point, this is probably the worst day of darcys whole entire life and he is SEETHING and he fucking spits out so this is your opinion of me?????? THANK you for explaining so FULLY. perhaps these offenses might have been overlooked if your pRIDe –
  • MY PRIDE???!?1/!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!? –
  • – hadn’t been hurt by admitting scruples about our relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [they are almost chest to chest now, darcys eyes are wet with tears or rain ((tears)) and he looks livid] [deepest, angriest, most scathing tone ever] do you except me to rejoice in the inferiority of your birth???
  • [lizzie, looking at him straight in the eye, also livid, about to deliver the greatest smackdown in human history] and those are the words of a gentleman!!!!!!!!! from the first moment i met you youR ARROGANCE AND CONCEIT, YOUR SELFISH DISTAIN FOR THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS MADE ME REALIZE YOU WERE THE LAST MAN IN THE WORLD I COULD EVER BE PREVAILED UPON TO MARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [lizzie breathes heavily, leans in closer to him], [darcy moves in until they are a breath apart] [lizzie’s eyes are hooded and go down to stare at his lips]  and thEN at the LAST SECOnd [darcy moves back]
  • [most dramatic tone ever] forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time……………. [turns dramatically, struts away]
  • [lizzie leans against the wall of the building to catch her breath after the most emotionally and sexually charged conversation in history]

anonymous asked:

((is this unwanted?? fukc,, @anxiouslyv, from virgil)) He has found his way into your room, Logan. Panic. He is!! In your closet now. Who knows what he even wants in there.

Panic? What are you talking about? Do I open the closet…? 

@anxiouslyv

anonymous asked:

What do you think happened to 2jae?

lol i honestly don’t know because that’s between the both of them. XD 

but if i was taking a guess- LOL ACTUALLY- DON’T CONSIDER THIS A GUESS- THIS IS JUST MY DELUSIONS SPEAKING OKAY? they’re probably fine. i’m just nosey af. 

as for my own delusions- i’m sure youngjae’s just really shy with jb. since the very beginning, during the A era and GGG era where there was a lot of 2jae- it was always jb who initiated the contact- and even then- youngjae always shied away from his advances. i don’t have time right now to give you evidence- but it is there haha. for example jb wanting to whisper something in youngjae’s ear- but literally yj constantly tries to walk away from the closeness (maybe that’s why jb has to grab his shoulder or neck to keep him in place lol). lol like- unless youngjae’s aware- i don’t think he can handle jb’s affection (i.e. the staring). so i think this ended up making jb really self-conscious about being physical with youngjae in public/where there’s cameras.

i think yj’s only comfortable with jb if he’s the one initiating the contact, as long as he’s the one in control. HAHAHA. (i’m sorry it’s late and i can’t find you the links because i’m tired TT_TT)

i’m pretty sure what’s going on now is whatever jb said to youngjae during this video [link] because youngjae’s the one who initiated the contact, but ended up getting scolded which he’s probably not used too. and i guess now it’s sort of like a petty lover’s spat where jb tried to rectify the situation but youngjae’s been giving him the cold shoulder, and now jb’s annoyed and youngjae probably has regrets and is trying to rectify the situation. if you rewatch homerun siri version and the siri interview, yj and jb CONSTANTLY GLANCE AT EACH OTHER WHEN THE OTHER IS NOT LOOKING- YOU KNOW WHAT- I’LL FUkCING FIND THE TIME TO GIF ALL THE MOMENTS- I’M THAT CRAZY. but yeah they’re just being weird right now.

this is all because i love angst hahahaha. A REMINDER- THIS IS JUST MY DELUSIONS SPEAKING. HOLY SHIT DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!!!

*police pulls me over and asks for my license*

*hands over my official konami ™ card game player™ ID card ™ *

“Hoyl fukc i am so sorry , i didnt realise you w ere a YUGIOH DEULMAsTER, youre not goin to jail youre goin straight to the shadow realm!!” *sexc wink*

  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds round me ever: yes, you love U2, we know, you love U2 so much, they're the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love U2, we KNOW, you love U2 you fucking love U2 ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE U2. WE GET IT.