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nct hogwarts au; jaemin

this was requested by @jaeminnana kghjg im sorry if this isnt as good im writing this to get over my writers block for the other hogwarts au’s ghjkjfjh


-so
-na jaemin
-yaLL met first year on Platform 9¾
-ur parents were both v important in the wizarding world
-so yall got introduced to eachother
-he thought u were rly pretty aww
-but u werent intrested in boys yet ;)
-so yall got on the hogwarts express
-and he wouldnt stop talking to you???
-u got so annoyed omfg
-‘can u pls shut u p omfg’
-'no. so i was about to fight this rabbit and-’
-so u turned urself to the window and just looked outside
-u got so absorbed in your thoughts that u kinda forgot about jaemin lmao
-and u lowkey fell asleep
-after like 35 minutes jaemin realised u fell asleep
-and he thought u looked so fucking cute omG
-when yall arrived at hogwarts he woke u up and he was a lil shy??
-so u got ur stuff and just balasted off to somewhere
-and that lowkey made him sad
- *time skip to the sorting ceremony*
-u were getting so nervous jfc
-and then it was ur turn ;)
-u sat on the chair and the sorting hat got placed on your head
-after like a solid 17 seconds it yelled 'slytherin’
-you ran to the slytherin table and some student gave you a hug including taeyong
-and then it was nana’s turn
-u were just talking to a fellow slytherin
-but u heard the sorting hat scream slytherin
-so u obvsly looked up cos,,,,,,,,
-and u saw jaemin run towards the table lmao
-'o hEcc’
-*lets do a skip of 2 years yes?*
-aight so
-jaemin has an even bigger crush on u now
-hes not subtle about it
-'hey y/n lets go on a date today’
-'no’
-'cmon, i know u like me~~’
-'now thats were ur wrong’
-bc u love him k
-you just dont wanna admit it??
-lowkey bc its kinda funny to have him all wrapped around your finger
-highkey bc you just dont wanna admit defeat??
-is that anglish idk fukc o f f
-ur friends were getting pressed
-,,,,,,,,,,,they just wanted u two get the fuck together???
-like gdi
-they see u giving nana those heart eyes
-you’ll never admit that tho
-anyways
-jaemin as a student
-ok so,,,,,,,,girls defo have crushes on him
-if u dont u lie
-hes a good student tho!!
-all the teachers love him
-except snape but he can suck my crippled ass
-hes a lil cocky
-but when he does smth wrong
-he gets a teeny tiny bit shy about it
-its so cute got2go
-aight now lets move on to the ~juicy~ part of the story ;)
-if ya know what i mean;););)
-not like that you fucking nasty
-ok no but it was a normal day lmao
-yall had potions now
-u were highkey excited bc it was ur fav class
-u sat next ur bestfriend
-yall were just chillin
-until the proffesor spoke
-'ok im gonna assign pairs for this project’
-ur head shot up and u were praying to get paired up with ur bestie
-'valentine and renjun’
-'yarra and jeno’
-'anouk and donghyuck’ yes i just fucking went there fight me
-'y/n and jaemin’
-did u shit ur pants?
-the answer is yes
-so u got up and walked to his desk
-he was grinning at you
-'hello y/n~’
-'hi’
-ok every1 sat w their partners
-the teach decided to speak up
-'aighty we’re gonna make Amortentia today; now Amortentia is the most powerful love potion in the world. It is distinctive for its mother-of-pearl sheen, and steam rises from the potion in spirals. Amortentia smells different to each person, according to what attracts them, so here are the instructions-’
-you tried not to roll ur eyes
-emphasis on 'tried’
-yall started doing what the professor told u to do
-'jfc how much cologne did u use today’ ~u
-'like you’re the one to talk i can smell ur shampoo from here!’ ~nana
-lmao the professor started walking around checking on how everyone was doing
-he stopped at yours and nana’s desk and looked at what yall were doing for awhile
-'okidoki looks like you two are done’
-'wait wat’
-'you two are done! now tell the class what you smell’
-u try to smell it but
-gdi nana’s cologne is overpowering
-idk anglish sosry
-’……professor i dont smell anything, the smell of jaemin’s cologne is overpowering’
-'oh,,,,,,then jaemin what about you? tell the class what you smell’
-'idk,,,,,,,all i can smell is y/n’s shampoo’
-'oh ;)’
-'so did we do smth wron-’
-'are yaLL SERIOUSLY THIS CLUELESS??’ ~donghyuck, probably
-the professor just winks at you and then walks to donghyuck’s desk to throw some hands
-'whats he on abo-’
-'you’re my Amortentia’
-'im your wot’
-you just sit there like 👀 👀 👀
-'lets talk about it after class’
-u just nod
-bc
-waht in tarnation ??
-so class is over and u just kinda scurry to the common room
-1. bc u lowkey highkey wanna talk w jaemin
-2. u just needed2scream into a pillow real quick
-so u did
-who can blame u tho
-after like 5.42 minutes
-yes u were counting
-jaemin finally arrived in the common room
-and he akwardly sat next to you
-it took him like 3 minutes to speak the fuck up
-gdi
-'you’re my amortentia…………….’
-'no shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,’
-'but im also your amortentia ;););)’
-'jaemin get out’
-'ok but,,,,,,,,,,,if im your amortentia,,,that means u like me right?’
-o boi u were rdy to balast
-so,,,,,,,,do u like me?’
-he has such a sweet lil smile on his face kjfkjdfkgj
-'uhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, yeah i guess…………..’
-'hmmm~ so will you finally be my girlfrie- wait are u actually blushing’
-yes u were omg im yell
-thats probably the first time uve ever blushed in your life woah
-'yes’
-'yes what? lol wys y/n’
-le sigh
-'yes,, i’ll finally be ur girlfriend,,’
-'ok coolio !! i have to go now, ill see u tomorrow!^^’
-u just nod and he walks to his room
-as soon as he arrived he started screeching at everything
-bc you were like an angel in his eyes??? and he wanted to protect u???
- yiKes im emo
-*time skip to a few months into dating le na jaemin*
-yall were so cute
-every1 wanted to choke
-yall r like a power couple or smth
-like,,,,,,how do i explain this;;
-the couple that cheers alot for eachother but thru little gestures that they think only they know about but everyone around them knows and its sickeningly cute
-yea thats u n jaemin
-he also wants to show u off all the time gdi
-i see u being a lil shy/akward in the relationship,, like i dont think ur that into pda
-but nana’s such a hopeless romantic fight me on this one
-and u just cant say no??to that smile??
-gdi my heart rip in pieces
-yall probably have cuddling sessions everyday awawaww
-jesus fuck this already so long and i havent even done the first kiss part yet oml
-aight so first kiss yesyes yall still alive n good
-it probably happened in the great hall
-and nana got his ass beat afterwards
-like it was just casually dinner
-and u n your #clique (aka; u, nana, chenle, donghyuck and ur bessfrien)
-it was all good n well
-yall were laughing n shit
-bc chenle was imitating a dolphin but honestly when is he not
-so u had a lil bit of food on the corner of your mouth
-and jaemin was like ’;););););););););)nows my chance binchies’
-he didnt want to fully kiss u on the lips
-he just wanted to make u blush n tease u
-but gdi
-u turned around just when he was about to kiss u
-and kboom!!!!!
-woah
-waht is cool??!
-who is he??!
-what is life??!
-and he just pulled back and he was internally screaming
-oh believe me u were internally dying
-*chenle screaching in the background*
-'that was disgusting im trying to e a t’ ~hyuck
-'hoE stfu we all know who u been kissin’ ~chenle listen its 12am let me give myself some credits k
-@viv u better appreciate me for this smh

-it was so akward after that im cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-awawawaww vnvbnofiogfig
-he prolly pecks ur lips alot to shut the fuck up tho
-o dw its vice versa aSF
-like gdi does he ever shut up?
-no.
-yikes yall
-yall prolly hug alot
-n do that aesthetic couple shit together
-fucc this is making me a mess
-i think im gon end it hear cos,,,,,gdi this got l o n g
-anyways i hope yall liked it :’) yEET