who says it actually looks like that

While I’ve nearly caught up on Arrow, I’d like to mention a few this, like how in S4 E14 ‘A.W.O.L’ Felicity Smoak is more or less visited by Death from The Endless.

Now we all know it’s from Felicity’s goth phase when she was younger (also shown in S3 E5 ‘The Secret Origin of Felicity Smoak’), but she might have once heard about The Endless and copied the way Death was dressed, yet there’s a good chance that Death, (who can take on any form therefore would of toke the form of Felicity dressed as Death) was there to guide Felicity and who’s presence means to forewarn her of a close friends impending demise (hence Laurel Lance).

The Endless, oldest to youngest: Destiny, Death, Dream, Destruction, Desire, Despair and Delirium.

I couldn’t help but notice Oliver Queen looks like Destruction, if so then(theoretically) one could say Felicity Smaok and Oliver Queen are actually   Death and Destruction. (just a thought)

And if so it would be great if Death and the rest of The Endless turned up from time to time, (which also means there could be a chance they could turn up in Constantine)

anonymous asked:

ok i submit that the MOST flint poem ever is aiken's 'tetelestai'. i'm actually writing a fic titled after it right now. a sample: 'Say that I have no name, no gifts, no power, / Am only one of millions, mostly silent; / One who came with eyes and hands and a heart, / Looked on beauty, and loved it, and then left it. / Say that the fates of time and space obscured me, / Led me a thousand ways to pain, bemused me, / Wrapped me in ugliness; and like great spiders / Dispatched me at their leisure.'

You meet a RFA member but is not allowed to tell them who you are

I don´t even know how I came up with this one.

I was actual a bit loopy writing this sorry.

let´s just say I was really overtired and I drank a bit .

and i now feel like i should write that cinderella story lol

requests are open



So this would play of course before the Party. No one knows how you look , except 707 but of course you seen pictures of everyone.


You have something imported to do and ask 707 if it´s okay to go. He tells you it is but then he says  that if you meet a RFA member you are not allowed to tell them who you are. Of course you find that odd but he says its for security reasons and that if you say who you are then the RFA member will be kicked out. It seems way to harsh but you agree.

How high is the chance that you actual run into one of them anyway ?


Well of course its a granted chance

also the other members get that told too. They are of course angry but agree on it.


So the day of the big event comes up. You are asked to help out your best Friend with watching children on a big fundraising Party. Their is a small tend with all kinds with activities for them.

Since its for a really good cause too you gladly help you Friend out.



Zen


  • He has no idea what event you are at of course and he would not be able to recognize you.
  • So he thinks at least before he gets a call before the event.
  • He gets a offer for a small play at a local fundraising party he knows the play since its Cinderella.
  • It´s a play for a audience of child’s too so nothing too hard but it´s for a good cause and the audience will be of descend size.
  • So he agrees and learns the script in lighting speed .
  • He does like 2 rehearsals and he is ready.
  • Zen even gets a bit exited.
  • So the day comes and you have no idea that he will actual do the play.
  • You go their with a small group of children who wanted to see the show.
  • Of course you know the story its hammered in your head you think how boring this going to be.
  • But then as the play goes on Zen appears on stage and of course you are really surprised.
  • Zen mentioned a play but nothing more.
  • You not seen any of his actual performances life so you are really happy and his talent really shines.
  • Even when the story is dead beat he brings it really to life.
  • The children are really blown away too.
  • They never seen anyone like Zen and they start wounder what Zen actual is since the girls start insisting that he must be a Fairy Prince.
  • - even little girls recognize how handsome Zen looks-
  • Somehow the boys think he must be some sort of alien since they never seen anyone with that eye color.
  • Of course both party’s start to argue over this the girls even seem to get a bit feisty.
  • So you have to step in before they cause a huge commotion since the people around you are already looking.
  • Even Zen on stage looks a bit annoyed so you make something up to make boys and girls equal happy.
  • So you say that Zen is of course a moon Fairy prince.
  • Somehow that makes sense to both groups and they stop arguing - thank god
  • You almost think Zen up stage is winking at you but you brush it off and enjoy the rest of the play.
  • Later the kids draw pictures for the actors as a thank you.
  • Most of them show Zen – well as good as small childs can draw- on the moon
  • You get the honor to deliver them so you do.
  • Of course you not aspect much but the actors actual want to see them and well the drawings are kind of cute.
  • Its cute how proud Zen looks because he is on the most drawings.
  • One of them shows his with a moon princess that more resembles you then the female lead you tell him that is because you ended up telling the child a twist version of Cinderella on the moon since they got so into the idea.
  • Zen finds that really awesome and tells you how creative you are.
  • This time he is defiantly winking at you.

  • A while after the Fundraiser Seven tells you there is nothing to worry about anymore and at the actual RFA Party you meet Zen again he of course recognized your Voice and he also says he knew from your kind aura who you are.

  • He used all his acting skills to not show you, but  now you really need to write him a script for that moon Cinderella tale.
  • He wants you to be the lead role and in worth case he plays it just with you too -heavily winks at you-




Yoosung


  • He is also roped in by a friend for this event.
  • But Yoosung loves to help people so he agrees.
  • He helps his friend with a Food stand since he can cook really good.
  • Yoosung is really busy and his stand is very popular.
  • Even you hear from that one stand where some cute guy is making great food and of course you get curious.
  • So when you get a merciful break you really want to check it out but the line is too dam long.
  • You have to settle with something else what is kind of sad till you notice the guy that makes the food is Yoosung.
  • Well its even more sad now you kind of wanted to see how he would react to you without knowing who you are.
  • Its quite sad but you have no choice and eat something else before going back.
  • So your break is over and the next think that is on the program is baking.
  • You pick the children that are the best behaving and that are actual old enough too.
  • Your Friend says that they asked for some help from some guys at a Food stand.
  • Not really that surprising since of course with something like that it´s ever better to have people watching with you.
  • Of course you think it might be parents but you are surprised to see Yoosung you would of course like to greet him but you can´t since he can not know who you are.
  • So you just focus on your job telling the children what to do it goes quit okay for the most part and Yoosung works really good with the Children.
  • But then one of the children gets bored and starts annoying everyone with throwing flour around.
  • Now you have to step up and make the child have a time out you have to be quite strict you kinda hope that Yoosung will not dislike you because of it.
  • You have to take the child back to the others so it can have its time out.
  • When you return you see that everything is still under control what is quite nice to see.
  • Yoosung had no experience with kids before but he is a natural.
  • Then the cookies are finally baking you bring the children back to playing while Yoosung offered to clean the mess what you are really thankful for.
  • Later you and the children have to decorate the cookies what is really hard since they want to eat the decorations.
  • But you manage very well and after you are done it´s time for the children to get home and you are quite beat.
  • Sadly it looks like all stands are closed after you are done and sadly you are hungry.
  • But you are in luck since Yoosung comes and gives you some left over food and you are really thankful .
  • It´s also really delicious you comment on how you can not believe that he has no girlfriend.
  • Only to realize how he never said that but thankful he does not seem to notice it.
  • After that you have to help your friend some more and sadly you cant even say probadly say goodbye to Yoosung.


  • So you don´t see him till the Party their of course he sees you and he tells you he actual figured out who you are but he could not tell you. You understand that of course and you agree on having a date with him.



Jaehee and Jumin


I put these together because it makes sense.


  • You had no idea upon agreeing to help you Friend with the children that the event is sponsored by Jumins company.
  • He of course had no idea either that you would be their.
  • It was something he had to make a speech in the name of the company it was not a bad think but he much rather would been somewhere else.
  • Let´s say somewhere with a certain cat.
  • Jaehee also was not too happy to have to spend too much time in a loud place like this.
  • It was really crowded and the event also made a lot of work.
  • Of course it was for a good cause so it was only half as bad but she had to work so many extra hours.
  • So both where not too amused in the chat shortly before the actual event.
  • You read it too and you are right away scared they hate the whole think.
  • Your friend actual was really found of the whole project and it be terrible for them.
  • You where not actual worried about being found out since you where sure neither of them would go to the Tend you are working at.
  • So you do your job watching the kids and think about nothing evil when someone approaches your friend and ask them if they could take some pictures with the children and you.
  • You and your friend agree since it seems like some good press for the event.
  • So you pick some quiet kids out and some people set up a photo shot in a separate room.
  • You then see Jaehee being busy as you expected you guess she is supervising the shoot so you just focus on the children.
  • They suppose to act natural and they thought it be best to have them draw something.
  • So you get the supplies for that and tell them to draw something related to today like their activities or what they ate or what they liked.
  • The children start doing this and you watch them and try to make them more comfortable.
  • What works after a while they seem to forgot about the other adults while drawing some of them use finger colors since the photographer thought that be cute.
  • Jaehee watches the whole scene but does not interfere.
  • You actual start to wounder when they actual gonna take pictures so you ask and Jaehee tells you that they still waiting for someone.
  • You ask yourself for who they wait and it turns out they wait for Jumin.
  • It´s really surprising to you why would he take pictures with the children.
  • You guess he was forced to do this so you just keep watching the children.
  • Till Jaehee tells you that Jumin will come now and of course that makes you nervous.
  • First its Jumin after all and second how will the kids react to him ?
  • Well as expected he is very stiff and kind of scares a few of the children you try your best to make them loose up it kind of works since you decide to sit next to him he feels less scary specially with the silly surroundings.
  • -Just image Jumin in his suit sitting on a children chair near a children size table-
  • The children are a bit more quiet then before its a bit tense so to say.
  • The pictures are being taken and you think it will be over.
  • That is until one of the children had to use the bathroom and accidentally steps on a tube of finger paint that somehow landed on the floor.
  • The whole paint gets in a comedic way directly on Jumin´s suit and some of it on to your hair.
  • It´s red paint too what only makes it worth.
  • Of course all the adults panic because of this and the child starts crying because of their reaction to it.
  • You calm the kid down telling it it´s not that bad it happens it was only a accident the paint will be washed out.
  • Luckily Jumin seems not mad at all he just asks you if everything is alright with you and you say that happens sometimes with some warm water the paint will get out but it´s best to do it while its still wet.
  • Jumin nods and goes of telling Jaehee he will need some new clothes and that she should get you some too.
  • You tell Jaehee thats not really needed since you had spare clothes with you.
  • You have to bring the children now back and you will also have to clean yourself.
  • So you do that and then you go in a separate area to clean your hair from the paint.
  • Their you met Jaehee you greeted her smiling she offered you a coffee what you thankfully accept.
  • You spend time with her while drying your hair its really nice you talk over the silly stuff that happened earlier.
  • Thinks like that just happen with kids sometimes so its really no big deal.
  • Jaehee likes your working spirit after your hair is dry you return to work till its time for the children to be picked up.

  • On the day of the party its kinda nice to see them again and actual Jaehee took secretly a picture of Jumin with paint everywhere what is kind of hilarious.
  • Jaehee took it since she knew it was you and she was hoping you would like it and you do.
  • Somehow even Jumin finds it funny and he is thankful that you took care of the children like you did.      
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To the fans who say she doesn’t use photoshop or anything… we just gonna ignore this drastic change?? One looks like a 40 year old trying to be 18 and the other actually looks like someone who claims to be in their late 20s early 30s. Facial expressions can change and all that but not that drastically without help. I don’t see how in a picture literally taken a day or 2 after the other you could age so drastically. They barely look like the same person. I know when I take selfies and get photos taken you can clearly tell all of them are still me…

anonymous asked:

They should have just had Emma wear a black leather jacket that was like her red jacket. They could have darkened her hair a little bit or something, but they should have made her look like her normal self so it was more jarring when she did evil. She should have actually done evil things too. She did a little, but not enough,

So one of my friends likes to say that you can’t break archetypes.  In Emma’s case it was the idea of her as a villain that was never going to play with the people who came to her to be the hero.  I like some of the work done.  5.02 and 5.05.  But ehhh…

anonymous asked:

Aaron and Jackson? Lol lol lol lol lol 😂 Nope. Just nope. Sorry but in my opinion, Jackson messed Aaron up. No actually, I'm not sorry. Jackson never understood Aaron- he kept pushing for what Aaron couldn't give. Robert, however, well just look at him...Aaron struggles to say any wedding vows and he just says 'it doesn't matter' straight away. It may seem small but actually that's huge. That is accepting, knowing and loving Aaron for who he is.

I could sit here all night and talk about my dislike for Jackson but I won’t, in the beginning he was alright for Aaron and he did help him alot but Jackson was a fucking bellend, I hated the way he wouldn’t listen to Aaron and just walked off like a baby (night of the accident being the prime example). Robert gets Aaron and always has.

anonymous asked:

I honestly love you??? Like, I hate when people make the antagonists these flat out evil people (unless they're supposed to be like that: Think Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa). I love you didn't just make Mortimer an 'evil' look. What I mean is, you didn't make him actually come off as THE villain, but as a normal person who makes mistakes and has feelings. Thank you!!!

[ so i didn’t post this as quick as i had liked to but can i just say WOW– thank you SO, SO very much for this. this is SUCH a sweet thing. this is such a DAMN nice thing. you didn’t have to send this, you didn’t have to say anything to me. but the fact you took time out of your day to say nice things to me really does mean a lot.

and it means even more than you like my portrayal. i know he’s TECHNICALLY a “villain” but he’s definitely more so morally grey. he just makes super bad choices and he’s a selfish ass. but he has feelings and he DOES care for others– not to mention his daddy issues that i have headcanoned. 

JUST THANK YOU. I NEEDED THIS. REALLY. ]

just so everyone knows this dark kermit meme isn’t actually dark kermit. the frog in the hood is kermit’s evil look-a-like constantine who escaped from a russian prison and had kermit arrested in his place. just saying… just letting you know… the voice in your head telling you to do bad things is actually an escaped russian convict

Okay, I fully understand everyone’s excitement over the ring-exchange and engagement, but please don’t mock or dismiss Yuuri calling it a “lucky charm”. 

Not only were those his honest and sincere feelings, but omamori are more than mere “lucky charms”, they’re a huge part of Japanese culture, and Japanese religion, with very profound meaning, so mocking that is actually incredibly rude, and highly culturally insensitive.

Traditionally, Japanese omamori look like this

and can be bought at most shrines and temples in Japan. I’d actually say they’re closer to “prayers” than “lucky charms”, really, in their intent, though that doesn’t quite fit, either. But when you know that the most common omamori are for things like safety in traffic, doing well in school, having romantic encounters, and fertility/safely born children (used both by couples who want kids, and expecting mothers hoping for no complications with their pregnancy), you probably see what I mean.

The word omamori translates roughly to protector/protection/protective charm, and are based on the animistic Shinto world view. The ones you get at shrines are part supplication that the enshrined deity will bless and protect you, and part a… hmm, almost a signal beacon? so said deity can find you, to know that you’re someone under their protection. And also part comfort for the carrier, that they’re not alone, that they’ve got someone on their side. 

But it’s not just “official” deities that are considered to have protective powers. Your ancestors are also seen sort of as guardian spirits protecting their family line (common theme in East Asian religions - Mulan, anyone? - at least, and I think also in all animistic religions, though that’s not my area of expertise), and even such ambiguous things as strong emotions are seen to have protective and blessing properties, especially love and affection.

For this reason, a lot of people will use mementos or objects of sentimental value as omamori. Either because it reminds them of a particular person or situation or emotion, or because they see some kind of link between that particular object and whatever they seek blessings for/protection against.

The important part for Yuuri, and why he bought that ring, is less that it’s a wedding ring, and more that it’s a gold ring. Yes, emphasis on both gold and ring.

The gold part is obvious, because the blessing he wants is help in getting a gold medal. It’s a resonance/like-brings-like thing.

The ring part is more obscure, but I’ll try to explain it.

One of the most basic and important parts of Japanese culture and society is the idea of 縁 (en). If you look it up in a Japanese-English dictionary, you get words like fate, destiny, chance, a relationship, a connection, a bond, an affinity, and while those are all ways to translate the word, depending on context, they don’t really explain the concept. En is the meeting of two or more things/beings that leaves a lasting connection or bond.

You might say you don’t have en with money to indicate that you can never seem to amass any wealth. It’s less you’ve got no luck with money, but more that you and money were never meant to be. You might earn it, but it still doesn’t stick around, somehow. An omamori for romance is called an enmusubi, or a “tier of en/bonds”, in this case referring to interpersonal relationships.

If you’re saying goodbye to someone you don’t know whether you’ll ever see again, you might express a wish that you’ll have en, and be able to meet again.

Now, I’ve mentioned in previous posts that the Japanese love homonyms and word associations. This is even more true for en, because it’s so important to them. Like in the example of a farewell, you might give someone a five yen coin, because five yen is go-en (五円), and when speaking of en with an honorific, that’s also go-en (ご縁). It’s a physical manifestation of your wish to have en with them. This is also why five yen coins are generally considered the best coins to give as offerings when you pray for something, despite their low value, because it indicates a hope for en with your wish.

Okay, getting to the point now: Another homonym (well, technically the same one, but different usage) for en is the word for circle or round. And because that’s basically what a ring is, rings are often used as a metaphor for, or an expression of a wish for en. So rings generally have a more profound level of meaning in Japanese.

It’s a gold ring because Yuuri wishes to have en with gold medals. He gives it to Victor because he wishes to have en with him.

He spent the whole day looking for something. He said he’d desperately wanted an omamori for a long time. He’s embarrassed, because yes, it’s a goddamn wedding ring, and he’s very aware of that, and giving rings to someone, period, is not something a Japanese person does lightly. It’s a very meaningful act, and this omamori is very important to Yuuri, so going “lol, lucky charm, yeah right” is incredibly disrespectful.

Diane Guerrero photographed by Braden Summers

Any chance you’re considering a future in politics?
It does interest me. I actually studied political science and communications in college. It was really hard which is probably why I want to sing and dance. This is a lot more fun, but I feel like things are coming full circle. Once you do a little growing up and look at the news and say “wow, I’m not OK with a lot of stuff that’s happening,” it’s hard not to look the other way. I’ve shifted my negatives into positives but that needs to happen for everyone—I can’t be the only one who feels this way so I want to do everything I can to help.

so i work at lush and the most famous person i’ve served so far is adele. one day i’m just standing there moving some bubble bars and pretending to look busy when suddenly this lady comes in with her child. i think “she looks like adele if adele didn’t wear make up” whilst i go over to greet her. she asks me what a bath bomb is. i think “hmm, she is very unexpectedly cockney, like adele.” halfway through my description of bath bombs i realise holy fuck it’s actually adele, and i end up saying “so these are bath bombs, you drop them in the water mnnnnnnand theychangecolour n fizz…..do stuff……..” and i think she realises i suddenly know who she is because she gently but firmly tells her son to pick a bomb. she gets some for herself as well. i put her through the till and i realise she looks very tired, so i don’t want to bother her, but holy fucking shit this is adele. i’ve ugly cried so many times while warbling her beautiful songs. she’s unwittingly been there through some bad times for me. i want to say something but i’m not sure what, so i fixate on her bright woolly vest and blurt out “i like your vest!” and she immediately replies, very chipper, “aw fanks it makes me look like a rare bird!” she departs and i stand there shaking while i whisper to my colleague that that was adele. this reaches the back of the shop where a birthday party for a bunch of 14 year olds is going on and my 19 year old colleague just shrieks “WHAT” at the top of his voice. all the girls clamour asking if we have security cameras to prove it actually was her and i’m like, the proof is that i have suddenly become 10 times emotionally stronger after being in her presence. i have absorbed her self love and all of my exes have crumbled into dust, dissolving away like the bath bomb she’ll be using later on that very night

Yes, Yuri on Ice is actually as gay as you think.

I need to say something to the skeptics out there, the ones who are annoyed with YoI, the ones who believe it’s yaoi trash.

Yuri on Ice is quite literally revolutionary so far. It is a big deal. We’re not screaming over some spineless fanservice or some homoerotic subtext. You’ve probably seen the screenshots and gifs out of context and thought, ‘wow, that looks pretty gay.’

No, you do not understand. It is gay

This is an anime that is not labeled as yaoi- meaning, it is not basic, heteronormative fanservice intended for women with problematic themes. It is not shounen-ai, where it simply teases the watcher for hints of homosexuality but never actually goes through with any of it.

Of course, there is fanservice- butt shots, body shots, what have you- that is skillfully placed in with the rest of the story.

But so far, this show is not queerbaiting.

So far, only three episodes in, Yuri on Ice has been smashing anime stereotypes one after another. 

This is unlike we’ve seen in Sports anime. This is almost comparable to No. 6; an anime with a solid, well-done plot that so happens to have a gay romance rather than a straight one. However, Yuri on Ice isn’t just that. There is no doubt this show is one about sexual awakening. That much was painfully clear throughout episode 3. 

Not only is it unique that this show is about sexual awakening, but it is between two men. It is very real, very blatant, and not made fun of. It is not a joke. It is not a facade to draw the fangirls in. This is real. 

The amount of proof for this is outstanding. The ending song is a great example, from the lyrics to the pictures shown.

‘You’re so beautiful tonight
I was simply entranced
Even the hourglass was
C’mon and take my breath away’ 


And, as pointed out in previous posts, the act of combing one’s hair is an intimate act between lovers in Japan. That was focused on in the ending sequence of instagram posts.

In episode 3 alone, there was the significant dialogue of Yuri as he skated about how he found his eros in embracing his femininity. That was not made fun of in any way- it was accepted as the right thing, and Yuri felt more comfortable being ‘the woman seducing the playboy,’ the playboy being Victor. If you had any doubt about who the playboy was, Victor’s whistle was a skillful and clever way to give that away all too obviously.

If you haven’t watched Yuri on Ice yet because you believe it’s all fanservice, because you think it is like Free, or Hibike! Euphonium- you are wrong. Both of those shows, while absolutely beautiful and I personally enjoy them both, are constantly skirting around homosexuality. They do everything to imply romantic attraction, but do not actually take the next step. They tease, but don’t give. And this show is not like Haikyuu or any other sports anime, where you can easily see the bonds in the show as platonic or romantic (depending on how you want to think about it).

No, this show is gay, whether you like it or not. You can deny many anime of being gay, as being something only the fangirls are seeing for their shipping desires, but you cannot deny this one. 

This is representation, and by god, I hope this show continues to do what it’s doing. If nothing comes of Victor and Yuri’s relationship, this show will still make history as the biggest queerbaiting flop ever seen. And, if it continues to do as amazingly as it is, by god will it be hard to beat.

hey look at this lance

thats all, i just found this lance and i had to share him cause hes beautiful 

looking forward to season 2 violet pointing at sunny in a fursuit and telling olaf “this is chabo the wolf baby”

So being the Food Network addict that I am, I occasionally find myself watching Trisha Yearwood. And right now, the episode I’m watching features her going and getting a skating lesson from the Hockey Team.

So obviously, my brain goes “ZIMBITS AU”, which is only further resolved after Trisha says the following things:

- As you can imagine, growing up in Georgia, I didn’t skate a lot

- (to her friend who’s doing this misadventure with her) I think, as long as we look cute, it doesn’t really matter how good we are

So Bitty has a Food Network show with a vague “southern cooking in new england” theme, and the producers really like to play up the Georgian Fish out of Water angle with the not-actually-cooking segments of the show. So Bitty’s scheduled to do a private skating lesson with Marty and Tater, because the combo of warm and friendly but understated mentor Marty and loud gregarious and enthusiastic rookie (to the NHL - he has a few years in the Russian pros under his belt) Tater will make great television.

So Bitty is making both of them their own thank-you food. Bitty has fun experimenting with Russian pastries for Tater, and of course finds a way to incorporate maple into his apple pie for Marty.

The producers are expecting a lot of hilarious and endeering wobbling on the ice. And they get a lot of great footage of Bitty reacting to wearing hockey gear for the first time “I look like a big blue marshmallow, y'all”, but nobody remembers until Bitty’s on the ice that he was a Junior Regionals Figure Skating Champion.

He glides effortlessly onto the ice, has some fun learning how to handle a hockey stick (cue some ridiculous and just the right amount of off color for basic cable jokes about stick handling)

And of course, Jack Zimmermann, who works harder than god but kind of sucks at acting like a human being in front of cameras, is at the rink to get in some extra practice, and Tater is like “Zimboni! You come and race the tiny baker man!”

And Marty winks at Bitty, who gets the message and starts wobbling and skating like he’s never seen ice in his LIFE, and Jack looks warily at the cameras, but George has been on him to do more public relations stuff and he may as well make a “race” against this tv person part of his warmup.

And Bitty’s all “now, I ain’t no professional skater, Mr. Zimmermann, so you’d better go easy on me!” And then proceeds to SMOKE Jack the second Marty calls GO.

Marty and Tater are doubled over laughing, and the camera guy is circling Jack to get all angles of his utterly dumbfounded expression.

Bitty’s smirking, with his hands on his hips, then says, “do y'all think I could pull off a salchow in all this gear?” And proceeds to pull off a jump in hockey skates and all the gear. Tater, of course insists that Bitty teach him and the footage they get from it is pure gold.

So anyway. After they get off the ice, Bitty cuts up his maple apple pie and Jack decides he might actually be in love.

100% scientific grading of all (most) Dragon Age companions/advisors

ORIGINS

Alistair: Is a sweetheart who does his best and is a fantastic tank and has great hair, great sense of humor, I just want to hug him, rating: A+

Dog: Faithful, loyal, pees on things, (Happy bark!), rating: A+

Leliana: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, likes the way you do your hair, is a sweetheart, rating: A+

Morrigan: will put a spell on you (and now you’re hers), #1 witch, becomes a great mom even though her own upbringing wasn’t that great, rating: A+

Oghren: goes into the Deep Roads to try to find his wife, doesn’t give a flying nug, rating: A+

Shale: is a giant rock, great voice, great backstory, rating: A+

Sten: so Qunari he makes the Arishok look small-time, learns over time to respect the Warden, rating: A+

Wynne: #1 Grandma, great healer, is playing the long game so she can troll everyone in Asunder, rating: A+

Zevran: Best accent, beautiful hair and skin complexion, “for you I would march into the Black City itself, never doubt it!”, rating: A+

Loghain Mac Tir: honestly you don’t have a daughter like Anora unless you’re kicking ass and taking names yourself, rating: A+

AWAKENING

Anders: is fucking adorable, will save all cats, ~Anders’ spicy shimmy~, #1 healer but seriously make him an Arcane Warrior for a good time, rating: A+

Justice: Fade spirit just doing his best, wants to help everyone, looks good in plate, rating: A+

Nathaniel Howe: Loves Amaranthine, defends his family but also learns to see their faults, is definitely gonna bang my Cousland on top of his dad’s grave, rating: A+

Oghren: “You joined the Grey Wardens?  Really?”  “You said it would be hot!”  “WE WERE ROLEPLAYING!” rating: A+

Sigrun: oh my god she’s so cute but also smashes darkspawn in the face, DESERVES A BETTER ENDING for sure, rating: A+

Velanna: Goodnight shemlen b/c Velanna is coming for you, doesn’t give any shits, is prob. one of the biggest badasses in the series, rating: A+

DRAGON AGE 2

Anders: WAS RIGHT, fuck the templars, how can one feathermage be so pure, has loved Hawke for three years oh my god? voiced by Adam Howden who donated money to a GoFundMe for my sister’s sick cat (true story), rating: A+

Aveline: WILL TANK ALL OF THEDAS, do no harm but take no shit, will beat Hawke’s ass if necessary, “real nice night for an evening!” rating: A+

Bethany: who’s the best BETHANY’S THE BEST, Hawke’s #1 biggest most supportive fan, definitely best haircare routine and the most pure, rating: A+

Carver: does his best, actually secretly loves Hawke deep down inside, they probably built pillow forts together as kids and were def. best friends, rating: A+

Fenris: best spiky broody elf in any franchise, prob. the smartest individual in the entire Kirkwall Crew honestly, trying his hardest to move on, voiced by Gideon Emery and everything that guy touches turns to gold, rating: A+

Isabela: #1 pirate queen, has a heart of gold and loves Hawke, she just loves Hawke so much????? she’s going to let the Kirkwall Crew live happily ever after on her pirate ship I’m so proud of her, rating: A+

Merrill: dESERVED BETTER in every respect, just wants to help everyone??? Loves Mahariel and Tamlen so mucH?? Merrill/FHawke is such a pure ship omg, rating: A+

Sebastian Vael: definitely tries his best and wants so hard to live up to his name, will shot you with bow, makes that outfit look honestly stylin’, #1 accent in all of the Free Marches, rating: A+

Varric: Actual #1 Bro™, there is no bro who has ever bro’d harder, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HAWKE IS honestly, probably the best friendship in any game, like this if you cry every tim, rating: A+

INQUISITION

Blackwall: Can we discuss that beard tho, just doing his best, honestly the best banter, “What can a grey warden do?” “save the fucking world if pressed”, rating: A+

Cassandra: holy shit is htere a bigger badass in Thedas no there is not, did you guys watch the anime holy shit.  if she met Aveline it would be the unstoppable force meets the immovable object honestly, rating: A+

Cole: pure spirit child, “he’s only 12 years old and already more psychic than his dad” - dril, dies a lot when he’s in my party i’m sorry Cole, rating: A+

Dorian: actual most  styling man out there, had to leave Tevinter because he was so damn stylish he was putting the rest of the Imperium to shame, oh my god he’s just like, best friends with your Inquisitor and it’s so?? pure? rating: A+

Iron Bull: lmao it’s over for you if you get in trouble with this guy also the Chargers are basically? great? and he’s so good to Krem?? voiced by a guy who loves this job and loves video games, rating: A+

Sera: is gonna throw bees at your head and is looks good in plaidweave, deserves better, most unique accent in the series, has good taste in ladies, rating: A+

Solas: it was Egg who caused the trouble but honestly he’s doing his best, gets approval anytime you’re nice to like anyone, GREAT artist, i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don’t really care for music do you? it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah???  rating: A+

Varric: guess who’s back, back again, Varric’s back, and tbh he’s just so good and he helps everyone and is helping the inquisitor b/c he cares so much, rating: A+

Vivienne: WOW has anyone ever looked so goddamn gorgeous, probably not, way too stylish for you plebeians, i only wish i could raise myself to her level, but i also don’t want her to ever lower her standards which she would have to do to even talk to me, rating: A+

Cullen: has been through a lot of shit and come out surprisingly chill, admits his mistakes, loves dogs like all good Fereldans, definitely got that lip scar from Hawke though, rating: A+

Josephine: honestly the best fashion sense in Skyhold, those ruffles though, is very pure?? I just want to cuddle her on the couch forever, make her some rice krispy treats and then take her on a vacation because she deserves it, rating: A+

Leliana: Murderpope best pope, rating: A+

Shadowhunters - Superlatives

Most likely to say “Don’t Ask Questions You Already Know the Answer To” when the Waitress Asks Him if He Wants Dessert:

Originally posted by shadowfairchildx


Worst Driver:

Originally posted by jalecsource


Most Likely to Secretly Get Turned On When Passing By A Calvin Klein Underwear Ad At Macy’s:

Originally posted by dailymalec


Most Likely to Go to His Barber after a Bad Day and Say  “Just Ruin Me”:

Originally posted by barnessergeant


Most Likely to Be the Only One At the Office Holiday Party for the First 45 Minutes (Actually it Already Happened Once):

Originally posted by irisvvests


Wins the Cinnamon Challenge And Gives You This Look:

Originally posted by sapphicalexandra



Most Likely to Join A Nudist Colony To Spite Their Mother:

Originally posted by shadowhuntersdaily


Has Already Joined Multiple Nudist Colonies:

Originally posted by ricamora-falahee


2X WINNER!

Human Angry Bird:

Originally posted by screamingfray


Most Likely to Be Chained to a Tree:

Originally posted by merlinss


COUPLES ROUND!!!

Un-Ironically Fought Over Who’s the Better Couple Until One of them Had To Be Forcefully Removed From the Room By Their Partner:

Originally posted by alexanderswarlock

Originally posted by oscarianawilde