who said it first

SO LIEK. I try not to be too mushy here. But it’s my 4 year anniversary with my bf today <3

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                   Did you see the way Jared reacted on the twin name…                

   “We need a lipreader to grace our tinhat community” Oh MY GOODNESS YES!!! I’ve tried to learn to lipread and I’m pretty sure that first thing he said was ‘who tops’, but I’m not 100% sure. I need to slow down the video, zoom in on his mouth and then if i’ll read something interesting and will be quite sure I’ll let you know :) Don’t hold your breath though, I’m not very good at it yet ;p   


Oh my god, that’s terrific! Let me help you with that!

Here’s a closer crop of the video slowed down to 50%! I took the sound off, I hope that helps. :) Let me know what you find!

anonymous asked:

could you do jaderezi?

Who said “I love you” first: jade but she’s the type to say it all the time for every little thing (terezi is a little floored each time though she tries not to show it)

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: terezi has a ton of hilarious shots where jade’s only partially in the frame or super blurry - she’s perfectly capable of taking a good picture of jade but she prefers these

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: terezi leaves tongue smears

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: neither’s really the type tho i think jade would be into like…..scrapbooking memories or something equally cheesy & embarrassing

Who initiated the first kiss: mmmmmm terezi and it was a toothy tonguey disaster

Who kisses the other awake in the morning: jade…….terezi sleeps in really late and jade gets lonely and jumps on her and kisses all over her face

Who starts tickle fights: jade, but usually to distract terezi when she’s beating her at a videogame

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: terezi rarely showers unprompted actually. jade has to drag her into the bath (it’s ironic bc jade’s part dog &naturally averse to showers but terezi…….is depressed)

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: terezi and it’s always some kind of homemade disaster just to see what she can get jade to eat out of love & a desire not to hurt her feelings. jade’s too wrapped up in her research to even notice; she just eats whatever terezi puts in front of her & absently kisses her on the cheek in thanks

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: jade was nervous as hell - she’s never dated anyone in this timeline and has had minimal irl contact with trolls - but when she gets nervous she gets super bubbly and babbles on & on sort of like a more energetic/happy dave lol because seeming cheery is kind of a defense mechanism for her. terezi smells right through her & takes her hand & asks her what’s wrong & it’s very vulnerable & sweet 

Who kills/takes out the spiders: terezi is indifferent; jade takes them out to her garden

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: I don’t think terezi would like feeling so out of control of her own actions so she doesn’t drink a lot. when jade gets drunk her natural tendencies to avoid physical contact just plummet & she gets super snuggly…neither of them really ‘proclaims their love’

can we talk about the boys first time? philip making sure lukas was okay with doing it, asking for consent twice. lukas smiling after philip kisses him. the two of them threading their fingers together. being cautious and gentle.

[Fanaccount] 161210 Jisoo talks about Jeonghan 

HJS: I gave my love for Jeonghan’s birthday.

YJH: This kid didn’t give me any~thing else so i thought i didn’t take care of him

YJH: but then i recalled i gave him a starbucks coupon.

HJS: I gave u underwear!!

YJH: BUT U GAVE ME THAT 2 YRS AGO!!


original: _shua_17

trans: guojeu

On Guzma’s age:
Before the games came out I was pretty convinced he would be around 30-give or take, but that changed shortly after the games were released.

The first hint that he’s actually a lot younger came when Plumeria said that bit about Lusamine, specifying that “she’s the only adult who ever seemed to recognize how strong he is.”

It’s important to note that adults do not refer to each other as adults. If there wasn’t a SUBSTANTIAL age gap between Lusamine and Guzma, Plumeria would have simply said “she’s the only person who…” yadda yadda.

This, like I said is the first and imo most obvious hint that Guzma (and Plumeria, but that wasn’t really a question to begin with) are still very young compared to Lusamine, who is confirmed 40+

The second hint is a little less obvious and is super easy to overlook, but there’s a point in the game where it’s stated that Team Skull was founded 2 years ago. Presumably it started up shortly after Guzma ran away from home, and from what his father says about boys going on adventures, we can gather that all that happened around the time that Guzma was trying to complete the island challenge.

Trial captains have to be younger than 20. This is stated in-game. You could argue that the reason Guzma was rejected was because he was already too old, but that’s highly unlikely. He’s not as stupid as he acts sometimes. He would’ve known the laws before he even tried to become a captain. It’s far more likely that his brazen attitude and penchant for violence was the reason he got rejected.

Point is: if 20 is the cutoff age, then he was definitely YOUNGER than 20 when he tried to become a trial captain, and that was, again, about 2 years before the game’s events.

Finally comes this:
Hala calling Guzma a young man. It’s small, but it’s nonetheless suggesting that Guzma is in fact quite young. I will also add that, in my experience, nobody refers to 30+ guys as “young men.” Not unless you’re particularly gifted with a youthful appearance.

All that considered, I place him at about 21-ish. Maybe 23, but no older.

Tl;dr:
Guzma is a lot younger than you probably think he is.

Auction AU Part 2


Here’s the first part  ! I recommend you read it before this part, or else it won’t make much sense.

Sorry this took like, ten million years. Thanks to everyone who messaged me and said they liked the first part, it always made my day <3 

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    The relief only lasted so long once he realized that yes, no more old-leopard-print lady (thank god), but still there’s a date with someone. A stranger.

    Jack’s barely held decent conversations with his teammates, how would a date with a stranger work?

    It wouldn’t. No way.

   Feeling like he’d just survived a brutal game, Jack took a few seconds to gather himself. He wiped the condensation from his forehead (he really hoped no one had noticed), slowed his breathing, let his jaw unclench. Once his fingers became steady enough he fixed the cuffs of his uncomfortably hot suit.

   “Fuck it,” He shucked the jacket off entirely. It felt good until he lifted his arms- “Ugh.”

   Pit stains.

   For a moment he struggled with what to do: If I wear the jacket I’m uncomfortable and sweating more, but if I don’t people can see the sweat and thats embarrassing and-

   “Jack!” Someone from management tapped his shoulder, “This way, the kid is waiting on stage right.” She gave him a brief once-over, “Put on the jacket.”

    With a somewhat relieved nod, he slipped the jacket back on and wished for a calmer heart-beat.

     The wish didn’t come true, of course. It rarely did.

    They approached the stairs leading off the stage.

    This kid must like you. They bid on you. They spent money for a date-thing-whatever with you. Just smile. Act like a normal-

   “Hi!”

   -person.

   “Uh, hi.”

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somehow, i couldnt shake it off of my mind that katie is lurking around tumblr looking at supercorp or lena luthor tags. like what are the chances right? but we’ll never know. we can only hope.

Originally posted by qauke

Hiruzen had to get the bell test from somewhere right? So I’m willing to bet Tobirama came up with it and can you imagine Tobirama doing this bell test shit with his students. No mercy. He had these kids out here on the brink of death. Shit must have lasted a week. Hashirama probably came out to the field one day like “Tobirama, the parents are wondering where their children are—” 

“I’M BUSY HASHIRAMA” 

“OK i’M SORRY GOOD LUCK KIDS BYE”

SHIT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL I FEEL SO BAD FOR TEAM TOBIRAMA THEY LITERALLY COULDN’T CATCH A BREAK TOBIRAMA WAS RUTHLESS HE DIDN’T EVEN GO EASY ON THEM HE WOULD WHOOP THEIR ASSES WITH NO HESITATION HE PROBABLY USED FLYING THUNDER GOD TO GET AWAY FROM THEM LIKE THAT’S NOT FAIR TOBIRAMA YOU ASSHOLE YOU CAN’T GO THAT FAST and he didn’t stand for any complaining omg

“Tobirama-sensei, can we take a break? We’re starving.”

And he just looks at them. “Are there still two bells in my hand?”

“…Yes”

“Then no. Don’t ask again.”

HE PROBABLY HAD THEM CHASING A CLONE THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE HE WAS AT HOME RELAXING. THESE KIDS ALMOST DIED FROM EXHAUSTION. fucking Tobirama this is why Hiruzen was such a lenient sensei Tobirama put him through hell 

Pewdiepie’s response video to all his controversy was pretty normal at first and made me think that he’s just a relatively ignorant guy who isn’t smart enough to wield his influence properly, but THEN he said that making horribly offensive jokes doesn’t normalize hatred and I’m like…. No that’s literally exactly what they do especially when being told to an impressionable teenage audience of literally MILLIONS.

lover of piggies just reblogged me

I’m gonna throw up

starbotdubs would literally probably not exist if it wasn’t for her, askerror and aftertale were some of the first blogs I ever stumbled on and I checked every single day to see if askerror updated. My ACTUAL first comic dub, which you will never see cuz its awful, was askerror when I was still practicing. It was inspired by that one supershadic dub of askerror which is a fantastic dub go check it out, SO ANYWAYS ENOUGH SCREAMING

SHES A FANTASTIC ARTIST AND WE’RE HONORED TO BE DOING CPAU, GO GIVE HER LOVE AND CELEBRATE THE ARTIST THAT MADE THE UNDERTALE COMMUNITY A BETTER PLACE  

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Isak og Even  💚