who ruin my life

13 years and I am still in love with this dumb insect wielding genius manchild who ruined my life the day I laid my eyes on him

Please God if alternate universes exist let there be one where I marry Shino Aburame and we have a happy life together 

Wizarding protagonists vs names
  • Harry: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, and then another creepy man who ruined most of my school life and had a weird obsession with me mom
  • Newt: ah yes. Magical, powerful and majestic ten foot tall bird that can control the weather
  • Newt: imma call you Frank
  • Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
  • Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
  • Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight.
  • Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
  • Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
  • Glee: Gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
  • Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
  • Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
  • Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay.
  • Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO.
  • Hetalia: Draw a circle that's how gay we are.
  • Homestuck: Idek anymore there's like 13 different types of relationships
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ok idk if someone posted about this before but I legit cried when I realized this while I was rewatching ep1 

So in episode one we see Victor skating to his theme that is subbed as stay close to me BUT I just noticed it is actually said  離れずにそばにいってよ
(hanarezu ni soba ni itte yo) which literally translates to ‘Don’t leave me and stay by my side’

and I am sure we all remember when that is said again
YES, In episode 7 when Yuri said the exact same thing to victor at that crying scene, (in which they subbed it as stand by me) Yuri was probably referring to the theme title and it only sounds like a way to convey his feelings as a confession, thus, we see Victor so shocked. I was wondering all that time why was he THAT shocked to see Yuri having a break down when he purposely broke his heart and expecting a meltdown like this. There, that is the reason

and maybe that’s why Victor had the courage to kiss Yuri later on and by surprise he both meant the quadrable flip and his confession…MAYBE 

I am crying and I kind of both hate and love how this anime keeps attacking my feelings.

Exmuslim Woman who lives everyday in fear: Islam has ruined my life. It deprives me of all my rights. I can’t love who I want to love. I am my father’s property till I am my husband’s. I hate the hijab/niqab. Islam is misogynistic. The quran is full of contradictions. My parents would kill me if they found out. I can’t keep living like this. 

Western Muslim Woman who grew up in a Liberal Family and has never read the quran: Islam doesn’t say that! That’s not the correct interpretation!! That’s not real Islam!! hashtagreligionofpeace!!!

Random Tumblr Person: STOP BEING ISLAMOPHOBIC!!! ISLAM IS PEACEFUL!!!

Curse for one you wish to turn to ashes

I used to be against any curses at all but I got involved with the wrong type of people who has been threatening to ruin my life. So I’m going to ruin theirs first.

INGREDIENTS:
Cigarette ash (or incense ash if you don’t smoke)
Black candle
Knife/carving object
A picture, an email address or phone number, or their name. Basically a piece of paper (to burn) that represents them.
Strong intent

Take the candle, and carve the words “ashes to ashes” in it. Take the ashes and sprinkle it over their representative, saying the words, “et animam tuam ad cinerem” (may your life turn to ashes). Then burn the paper, mix it with the rest of the cigarette ashes and bury it somewhere away from your house. Let the candle burn completely down.