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Iron Fist Cinnamon Roles
  • looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Danny Rand
  • looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Colleen Wing
  • looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ward Meachum
  • looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Claire Temple
  • sinnamon roll: All of them
I’ll cry a silent weary tear
For those that need to love me
—  “Ready for the Storm” Dougie Maclean

Children in Need Week

Get Outta My TARDIS

The Doctor and his companions suffer a fate worse than death as the Rani traps them in a time loop with the terrifying creatures of Albert Square in 1993′s ‘Dimensions in Time’.

We almost damn near killed one of our danish surgeons today.

My colleague came bursting into the staff room and loudly exclaimed that the “Bun-man” was here. (”Bollemannen”)
The Danish surgeon choked on his coffee and it took him a few minutes to stop laughing long enough for us to explain the Bun-man works in the kitchen and makes the best damned cinnamon buns ever. So he should for the love of all the gods get his mind out of that danish gutter.

Ah scandinavian languages.
So similar yet so so so different

  • Loki: I killed my bio-dad, who apparently abandoned me to die when I was a baby, because I was trying to prove that I am Asgardian and not a monster. Although in doing so I became the monster.
  • Kingpin: I killed my father because I got tired of him being physically and verbally abusive to me and my mother. I've been unable to control my anger ever since, not that I'd want to. I find it useful.
  • Kilgrave: I killed my parents because they experimented on me and gave me a superpower that twisted me into something of pure evil. I also no longer have a moral compass, but who really needs one?
  • Ward: I killed my parents because they were abusive and I'm a sociopath who can not accept blame for my own failures. It's really their own fault for being shitty parents.
  • Kylo Ren: I killed my father, who loved me and forgave me for killing billions, because he made me want to be a good person again.
  • Loki: ...
  • Kingpin: ...
  • Kilgrave: ...
  • Ward: ...
  • Kylo Ren: What? I really don't want to be good. I want to be evil, you know, a Sith, like my grandfather before me.
  • Loki: The same grandfather who chose the light side in the end?
  • Kylo Ren: Um, yes...
  • Ward: Dude, you have issues. Have you considered therapy?
  • Kingpin: I recommend art therapy.
  • Kilgrave: Oh yeah, that's nice, very calm and relaxing.
  • Kylo Ren: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU ALL!!! *proceeds to wail on everything with a lightsaber*
  • Everyone: ...
  • Loki: Yeah, let's not invite him again.

Leo Fitz + Talking about Simmons

[chants and bangs fists on table]

kara and grant for the spinoff show

kara and grant for the spinoff show

kara and grant for the spinoff show

kara and grant for the spinoff show


anonymous asked:

I have a prompt. Romione bumping into Draco Malfoy for first time after the war.

A Casual stroll, by tlpursuit​ (aka catching-smoke)

A/N:  So this has been sitting in my files since the first of the year. I had an idea and it took a few turns. Hope it’s still amenable for the prompter, now that I properly marinated long enough.

Rated PG/K+ for one or two words and some snogging off-page but that’s about it.

Tagging ffictionrec​ since she’s been working too hard, as well as ladyknightley​ and coyotelaughingsoftly​. Also hpshipweeks so they can see it ‘cause of the tags.

After this, I have one more coming, for Friday night.  - DG

“So we’ll just stop off at the Apothocary and get that order for George and then we’ll grab lunch down at the Leaky. How does that sound?”

Hermione watched her boyfriend working hard, stacking shelves in the minutes before they were going to leave. He changed one uniform for another, wearing the garish suit that George insisted upon. The magenta and lime clashed with his ginger hair but it was the uniform for the shop.

He was off from the Aurors today, after successfully passing another training course. He was working for George, but since she’d arrived, he was gracious enough to give Ron an extended lunch, provided he run an errand for him. They were so busy, between her time apprenticing as a solicitor, studying, and working full time in the Department of Regulation of Magical Creatures, while Ron was an Apprentice Auror and also working as he could with George.

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He wouldn’t even look at me.  They did something to him.