who is this dio

eau-de-low-budget  asked:

im not a psychic but i read ur dream and i think it tells u ur a furry and chogiwa is ur life. that friend? probably ellie. the biggest furry friend u have

First of all Dio was the furry because he kept asking me to come back to bed even though I was a fucking werewolf AND CHOGIWA IS @tsukier‘s LIFE NOT MINE - 

but why was I even married to Dio like I don’t even mind being a werewolf bu t b e in g mar r i ed to  Di o  i s a p ro bl em  

An incomplete list of Deep Jojo Things™ I think about sometimes

  • Avdol said he had friends who were killed by their own stands.
  • The events of Dio’s World took place on January 16th, 1988. Jotaro is an aquarius, meaning his 18th birthday happened only a few days or weeks after everything went down in Cairo.
  • Caesar seems to have held high regard for his grandfather, while hating his own father, who abandoned his family in order to continue the fight against the Stone Mask’s legacy. However, Will Zeppeli did the exact same thing.
  • Lisa Lisa is implied to have been alive several years prior to part 3.
  • During the fight with Tarkus, Jonathan’s shirt literally exploded off his body, and he remained shirtless for the duration of the fight and the immediate aftermath. A short time later, he is seen wearing a different shirt. Does this mean what was actually inside the Tiny Backpack of Mysteries was spare clothes?
  • Jolyne was in a motorcycle gang when she was 14 and this is never really talked about, just kind of accepted.
  • It’s highly implied that Joseph saw fake boobs in a catalogue, actually bought them, and then brought an entire drag getup with him on a trip to Mexico to fight nazis.
  • Josuke turned a guy into a book and apparently left him at the Morioh library forever. This is never mentioned again. That’s really fucked up.
  • When Jotaro was in a coma in part 6, despite having no sense of self or memory of even the most basic things like his native language, apparently whenever anyone tried to touch his hat, Star Platinum would attack them. Why the hell does Jotaro have such a deeply rooted thing about his hat? Or is it Star Platinum himself that’s weirdly overprotective of Jotaro’s hat, regardless of the user?
A few changes to part 5 to make the Vento Aureo anime enjoyable for everyone
  • Giorno gets killed by Koichi at the start. The protagonist is now DIO’s adoptive son Bruno Buccellati (who won’t bleach his hair)
  • Jotaro forgets to give Koichi enough money to return from Italy, so he joins the gang
  • Echoes Act 3 and Sex Pistols constantly shit talk each other
  • Everyone keeps getting mad at Koichi because he calls gelato ice cream
  • The entire convoluted boat fight is replaced by 20 minutes of the gang doing that dumb dance (you know the one)
  • Doppio gets his screen time doubled
  • Ghiaccio is slightly more pissed off about everything
  • Fugo: “I must go now, my planet needs me” *floats away*
  • Half of the budget is spent animating King Crimson’s faces

Start taking notes, David Production

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So I’m not saying we need a “soft spoken boy from an RPG Maker Game with Creepy Elements who has blue eyes and shaggy blond hair from Probably Europe^tm who is barely a (fancily dressed) teenager, whose tragic past has led to misfortune for not only him but several people around him (because of death and forces beyond his control), and it falls to him to deal with its consequences in the present” support group…

…….but.

I can’t think of a better caption for this than the one that I wrote for Vinebooru:

I think it was Confucius who said: “Flowers and confessions are not love. Drawing a picture of Dio, Lil B, Hulk Hogan and Joel for Christmas is love”.

What an oddly specific saying.

P.S. Happy holidays! Stay safe, have fun and play vidya gaems.

you know what!! im tired of lance whose only connection to latinx culture is saying dios mio every 3 sentences

  • give me lance who’s terrified that he’s going to forget spanish so he talks to himself in spanish all the time god knows if i was stuck in space with two aliens and a bunch of gringos i’d be scared of it too
  • give me lance who sings in spanish to himself all the time, when he’s falling asleep, when he’s piloting, when he’s wandering around the castle, when he’s serving himself some food goo, whether it’s mainstream pop or childhood lullabies
  • lance who curses loudly in spanish when he stubs his toe
  • lance who, yes, occasionally gets tired of the Gringos™
  • lance putting on mini versions of his holidays in the castle of lions and talking everyone through the celebration
  • lance who draws his country’s flag, writes down his country’s national anthem because he doesn’t want to forget them
  • lance who sees flowers that remind him of home and picks them and tries to keep them alive as long as possible
  • lance who craves food from his homeland but no one knows how to make it
  • give me lance with a significant tie to his culture that isn’t just for exotification or sexualization of latinx culture

@mudadweek day 7 - vampire giorno


you might be my son, but you’re still a human. you’re not my next of kin until you aren’t.

anonymous asked:

In your opinion, who's the best Jojo main villain so far: Kars, Dio or Kira?

Kira, hands down. While the abilities and flamboyancy of the other baddies are nothing short of amazing, they basically have the old “Imma take over the world” motive.

But good ol Seaweed head has the cunning and sadism of the other two, but only uses his abilities to hide his tracks. He wants to stay under the radar. The less people know of him, the more of a peaceful life he can live, the more he can indulge in his fetish, the more he can get away with. It’s a lot more realistic, and that makes him a LOT creepier.