who is this cosplayer

only tru tumlr users remember
  • the onceler fandom
  • people shipping a notepad with a clock
  • discourse of said notepad and clock about how it was too hetero
  • dashcon
  • the guy who pissed in the ballpit at dashcon
  • the homestuck cosplayer who almost killed themsellf by trying to dye their skin gray
  • WHAT NOW????
  • homestuck fandom in general
  • “peasent”
  • 2014 4chumblr raids
  • “superwholocks fans grab your tardis. 1D fans, grab harry. attack on titan fans, gra-”
  • january 2015 where the entire website broke
  • sonic for real justice
  • “always reblog the creator”
  • people calling danny divito “daddy”
  • people calling david karp daddy unironically
  • people changing john greens posts with the “cock is one of my favrouite tastes” copypasta
  • do you love the colour of the sky
  • mishapocolypse
  • doge
  • the time they changed the colour by like 2 shades
  • moreos guy
  • tumblr user pizza discourse
  • mario kart meme
  • flappy bird
  • i give you a hamburgur

thats it im in hell remembering all of theese fucking goodnight

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🎃🎃 THIS IS HALLOWEEN 🎃 🎃

M a s t e r p o s t

Finally, right? I’ll keep updating this.

▧Fics/Scenarios▨

◆SFW◆

Crack fic W/ Driver Kim

Zen finding MC’s hentais/doujinshis of him

V‘s art gallery filled w/photos of self-conscious MC

Mystic Messenger High School AU –CHs~5/?

How Jumin Reacts when Elly Dies

VxReader AfterEnding

◆NSFW◆

-AU-

Songbird-Mafia!AU–CHs~4/?

Control -Hacker MC/Sworn enemies fic 707xMC–Chs~3/?

-Saeyoung-

Saeyoung/707xReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

Saeyoung/707xReader -Jealous Saeyoung Sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Work distraction sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -silly makeup sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Camera strip show

-Saeran-

SaeranxReader-MC who tries to be sexy but back out–drabble

SaeranxReader -Cheating on Saeyoung fic w/MC –CHs~4/4

SaeranxReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

SaeranxReader -Post nightmare sex

-Jumin-

JuminxReader -phone sex

JuminxReader -Fluffy smut(if you squint real hard u can see the fluff)

-V-

VxReader -V calling MC ‘Rika’ in bed –CHs~2/2

VxReader -stormy night sex

-Yoosung-

YoosungxReader -Shower play

-Zen-

ZenxReader -phone sex

▧Headcanons▨

◆Reaction to…◆

RFA if they ran their own kingdoms & How they meet MC

Victorias Secret shopping with MC

MC who doesn’t come home cause she got drunk with friends

JuminxZen fluff 

Jumin and Saeyoung when MC turns into a cat 

Saeyoung going grocery shopping for real food 

MC gifting Jumin with another cat for V-Day

MC grieving the death of a loved one

Going to a con w/cosplayer MC

‘Special Brownies’ with MC

MC who is afraid after scary movie

Saeran adopting Sae+MC daughter after their death

MC not wanting kids

Jumin falling for barista MC

Jaehee wedding with MC

MC dancing provocatively in the club

What everyone does for Valentine’s Day

MC getting a cup stuck on her face

What style of dance they would all dance

RFA+Saeran idea of a perfect date

MC adopting an old dog without telling them

Romantic V HCs

Mafia!Jaehee

Mafia!Zen

Mafia!Saeyoung + Mafia!Jumin

Mafia!Yoosung

Mafia!AU headcanons

Zen Workout HC+Playlist

MC coming home way later than expected

MC twerking

MC having a terminal illness

Cheating RFA boys

Drunk MC kiss on New Years

MC leaving a huge visible hickey 

New Years with MC

Nicknames MC+MM peeps have for each other

MC having tattoos

MC with super powers

MC dyeing her hair a crazy color

MC having ice cream left on her lips

MC trapped under mistletoe w/member she isn’t dating

Waking up with MC

Play fighting with MC

MC who puts cold hands on them

MM+Pokemon crossover

MC proposing to RFA+Saeran

Breaking up w/MC and months later running into MC

Random Saeyoung HCs

Random V HCs

MC saying ‘I love you’ for the first time

Stuck in an elevator w/MC whos having a panic attack

Putting up xmas tree with MC

MM Characters as parents

Random SFW+NSFW HCs for Saeran

MC being handsy with them in a restaurant

MC with bad period cramps

MC having a miscarriage

Date with MC at Carnival/Fair

MM Peeps + Their Disney Characters match

MC revealing her special rapping talent at RFA party

MM crew + fav app games

Packing up MCs apartment to move in together

MC farting

MC walking in on them pooping

Having to..”adjust themselves” in front of MC

Zombie apocalypse with MC

Staring contest with MC

MC saying Zen isn’t attractive

Domestic Yandere hcs

What Saeyoung and Saerans life would be like if they got adopted young

Figure Skating with MC

MC Announcing she’s pregnant + RFA Pregnant announcement photos

MC wedding dress for each RFA + RFA Wedding Suits + RFA Wedding Photos

MC w/ protective little brother

RFA sorted in Ilvermorny houses

MC Pouting

MC Pooping

MC Death by Suicide

If MC Were a Grandma

MC Being a Stripper

Mute MC

MC smoking weed for anxiety

MC being in ‘Chicago’ theater production

MC with bad OCD

MC Stressed out from school

MC stealing and walking around in their clothing

MC being raped + Saeran reaction

MC Self Harming

Finding a pic of Emo/Punk MC

RFA/Hogwarts AU+Hufflepuff MC + Slytherin MC + Ravenclaw MC

Short muscular MC

MC with frequent tumors

Chubby MC + V and Saeran reactions

Girl flirting with MC

Severely depressed/Suicidal MC

RFA+High School + What they studied

Blind V

Insecure MC

MC Leaving Town

RFA + Alternate Proposals 

◆NSFW◆

Mafia!Saeyoung NSFW HCs

Zen giving/receiving oral and dominant/submissive

Random Saeyoung NSFW HCs

Dominant/Rough MC during sex

Jumin Giving/Receiving Oral

MC walking in on them masturbating

Walking in on MC masturbating

Thoughts/Feelings the moment they put ‘it’ in MC

MM Characters sexual quirks

V-7-Vanderwood-Saeran giving+receiving oral

Seeing MC naked for the first time

MC being super loud in bed

MM characters ‘first time’

Most and Least Sexually Experienced RFA

What RFA sound like when they’re cumming

halcyongrl  asked:

Can you give me a tcc history lesson?? Like what the fuck is up with ericfuckingharris?

sit down kids and let vlad the dad tell y'all a brief history of some of the most famous shit to go down in the tcc.

• so, ericfuckingharris was a guy in the tcc around the middle of last year. of course, given there’s only 4 and a half boys in the tcc, girls were swarming all over him because he was a “hot guy”. or so these thots fucking thought. anyway, he gains a little fanbase of the thirsty girls in the tcc wanting to suck up to him, and everyone is worshipping him because he was a guy who was into all that kinky bdsm type of stuff. the girls went crazy, people either loved or hated him, but he was so popular because he was handsome and wanted to be called “reb”. basically eric harris wannabe. so, you may be asking, what the fuck even happened? turns out this guy was a fake, and the pictures he was using was of some (schottish?) instagram dude. this community was set a-fucking-blaze when this shit was discovered. the girls who were riding his dick were crying, people were saying “i told y'all so”, others were just shaking their fucking heads. you can search the “ericfuckingharris” tag on here and there’s still remnants of this train wreck.

• now let’s talk about the dylan klebold pillow ordeal, which i can’t believe some of y'all haven’t seen. a severely mentally ill girl by the url imagines4columbiners made a post about how she stole her mothers debit card to purchase a pillow case with dylan klebold on it. not even a real image of him, some weird ass drawing someone did of dylan and put it up on redbubble. she proceeds to say how she was going to fuck the pillow, but her mom got to the mail first and shipped it back. she said it was our fault and that we won, we got what we wanted. she was also posting pics of her feet for dylan klebold, and made a drawing of rachel scott being forced to give dylan a blowjob during the massacre. she also wrote a fic about eric raping dylan, and as you can already conclude the community was set ablaze again. i personally talked to her because i just couldn’t believe she was actually like this for no reason, and that’s when i got to know her. she’s 16, and she suffers from schizophrenia among many other mental illnesses. so i befriended her, i encouraged her to seek help and to leave the tcc because she really didn’t belong here after what she did, and really she was an all around nice kid but she had severe mental illness. people were pissed at me because i took the time to ask her what the fuck was wrong with her, but so be it. she’s getting professional help now and i know she’s on medication. last i talked to her she was on her way to a psych ward, so there’s that. anyway, it was fucking crazy from start to finish. search my blog for “imagines4columbiners” to see more.

• the time lynn ann (or a fake, still not sure) made a tumblr. y'all gotta know who she is. if not, google “lynn ann eric harris” and feel free to call a suicide prevention line afterwards. basically lynn ann was (probably still is) obsessed with eric harris. she’s severely mentally ill too, and she has a facebook as well as a youtube channel where she worships eric. okay, whatever, but she also goes on to bully the people who died that day. she’ll call them ugly, fat, retarded, ni**er, etc. she just spews the nastiest shit ever towards the victims. she has a pillow (like a big ass pillow) with a picture of eric harris on it. she also has a cup her brother got her, posters, etc. all over her room and she shows off her collection on youtube. view at your own risk.

• v-reb, that little shit. basically he’s a disgusting bigot. not only that, but because of him there was a nationwide panic over a shooter in australia. someone sent him some anons about how they were going to kill the people in their school, which was in australia. they had plans, where they were going to place the bombs, and how they were going to gun down the survivors. and what did v-reb do? laugh and encourage them to do so. then as if that wasn’t bad enough, that same anon, as well as others, went around to other blogs and told people the same shit. some anon said “be prepared for tomorrow, none of you will be laughing then.” or something like that. so basically, @v-reb encouraged a mass shooting, more and more people got the same anons, people were in a panic and everyone was scrambling to get the word out to the people in australia to stay home and stay safe because whoever it was sounded deadass serious. we contacted authorities, we managed to pinpoint someone who we believed was behind the threats, and now things have settled. i’ve gotten asks about how the schools in australia were on lockdown, how people were scared, etc. and v-reb continued to laugh and think it was all a joke and that it was funny. this kid is fucking sick and really i never wanted to beat someones ass so bad. take him as an example of what happens when you don’t beat your kids a few good times. ALSO here’s an update on @v-reb. they encouraged another shooting in england from some mentally ill boy who suffered a lot of trauma and abuse instead of encouraging them to get help. at this point they either get off on making this shit happen or they’re extremely fucking sick, so avoid this idiot at all costs. did i mention he’s only 15? yeah avoid him especially if you’re mentally i’ll because he’ll take advantage of that and try and encourage you to kill yourself or others.

• okay so @pledgeallegiance. this son of a bitch is literally always dragging people and shit. like will he ever stop? no. he literally just waits for some bigot to say some stupid shit and he’ll just have to drag them. it never fucking ends. also he claimed the title as the first ever black roofie in 2015 and wow???? he hates (most) roofies but he actually would know more about the case than most because he’s been following it since literally day one. but would anybody want to know from him bc he keeps dragging ppl? probably not. have you ever seen a black nazi? look no further. like what the fuck is even happening. his blog is supposed to be true crime but all i see is him roasting racists, reblogging gifs of avenged sevenfold, and riding the dick of dwayne stafford. literally the most cringeworthy person in the tcc hands down. also he roasts nazi’s and yet??? his friends call him black hitler like literally what the fuck is he doing anymore. no one knows what the fuck he’s doing anymore but he keeps getting followers.

• @whitepowercockkk. do not get me fucking started. this is a 61 year old man on here. he’s a neo nazi. swastika tattooed on his left tit, white supremacist through and through. he’s a columbiner, and his blog is filled with him praising eric and dylan as the “gods of columbine”, belittling the victims (similar to lynn ann), and making videos/edits showing his white supremacy and love for eric and dylan. he’s a methhead, that you can tell because he posts about shooting up and stuff. he’s also gay, and posts nudes with a swastika on his dick. so. if you look on his blog, you’ll see his videos, he’s there on camera smoking like a chimney and talking about eric and dylan and nazism. you know liz taylor from american horror story? he literally looks like her. no joke i think his blog is still up so go take a look if you’re brave. let’s not forget that he has a grey shirt and written in red are the words “i condone.” listen. listen. listen he’s like every edgelord on here wrapped into one. this is what happens when you don’t grow out of your nazi and columbiner phase after 18.

• OH GOD THE COSPLAYERS. listen. there’s people on here who, on april 20th, usually like to celebrate the massacre. they will dress up as eric and dylan with their friends, wear the shirts and the coats and the glasses and shit, and they’ll go to school dressed like that and take selfies and videos. two people from russia did this and they posed like eric and dylan in the suicide photo in their school library and just had someone take the picture. i am done.

• okay so now, to wrap it up, what the fuck happened today. now i’m not pissed or judging, but apparently some girls who call themselves the “roofiesquad”???? i dunno. apparently they were in a group chat, and they got an idea. they would make a fake tumblr, kinda like ericfuckingharris but with a twist. they made a fake tumblr, the fake person was a 17 year old boy, and they took someones pic off instagram and posted it. they were doing some sort of experiment??? and they wanted to see what would happen. so i think they did this for a day, and they said that in that day 50+ people followed that fake blog and a lot of thirsty ass girls tried messaging the fake guy. they said they wanted to see how gullible the girls in this community are and how they just swarm towards any guy in the tcc, so they decided to make this fake person, get a bunch of teens to jump all over it, and then posted about how it was all fake. i don’t know what the hell happened, but i’m pretty sure a bunch of girls here got humiliated and their feelings hurt because they hopped on the nearest dick they could find in the tcc.

so that basically sums up a good portion of the crazy shit that has happened in the tcc, there’s probably tons more but this is all i can remember off the top of my head

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Throwback to Phoenix comicon 2013 when I cosplayed for the very first time!!! i love princess TuTu!!! I hope to do it again someday!!

my beautiful list of klance fic recs

this one goes out to @ah-fae who was complaining about me texting her links to fics. now my favorite fics are all in one convenient place for your enjoyment, along with my thoughts on them!

nothing’s quite as sweet by dimpleforyourthoughts and thebrotherswinchester

“Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street.” [i cried. i don’t cry often when reading fics, but this one fucking got me. it’s fantastic, in both the concept and the (VERY well-written) execution. there are kitties. please read.]

i bet you look good on the dancefloor by xShieru

“‘So like in ‘Step Up’?’ // Allura shrugs. ‘Now that you put it like that - yes. I guess it’s just like in ‘Step Up.’’ // The smile that she sends Shiro’s way - followed by a shy wave, eugh - is sickening to say the least, and Lance still doesn’t believe in dance camps.” [i started this one while it was still in progress because i’d heard so many good things about it and i’m so glad i did. 7 chapters, lots of dancing, and very good writing]

Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia

“‘This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.’ // Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.” // Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, ‘Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance–from the future, that is–would like to have their daughter back.’” [keith and lance meet their daughter from the future– which is just as adorable as it sounds– but they’re not even dating?? shenanigans ensue. it’s so sweet and heart-warming. i love this so much]

tropical drink melting in your hand; we’ll be falling in love by jojotxt

“Keith just wanted a summer job to help pay for college. He didn’t expect to be coworkers with a complete asshole who hated his guts. He didn’t expect to fall for him, either.” [this fic is refreshing as fuck and full of all the pining you could ever want, with a side of beach-related fun and team voltron bonding over their summer jobs. it is so good.]

Costumed Identities by Trashness

“Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You’d think they would just get together already, but there’s a couple of problems: // 1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy. // 2. Both of them are idiots, and can’t seem to figure out that that hot cosplayer they like, is also that hot guy that they drool over every day at school.” [3 chapters, hidden identities, nerdy references, and so. much. cosplay. what more could you ask for? plus it’s hella fucking cute, if you weren’t already sold.]

i can’t help but want by aknightley

“Lance deals with the aftermath of being sucked into a black hole and stranded on an alien planet. // When Lance wakes up, all he can see is blue.” [this fic has a permanent tab open on my phone so that i never lose it. that’s how much this one means to me. this was written before season 2, so technically it’s an au where lance and keith are stranded on separate planets after the wormhole, and the only paladins they can contact are each other. it’s full of emotional bonding and poignancy and damn, the writing is so fucking good.]

you’re so sweet; will you be mine? by jojotxt

“A new bakery pops up right across the street from Lance’s bakery. // In which Lance is an idiot, Keith is an asshole, and Pidge is the next Dr. Phil.” [have you ever wanted lance and keith to send each other passive-aggressive baked goods as their rivalry blooms into friendship? look no further. seriously, stop looking and read this fic. please. i’m in love with it.]

Where The Lions Roam by Mytay

“‘ … tell me why Blue is making the moves on Keith.’ // Pidge stared at him, a touch incredulous. ‘You really haven’t figured it out?’ // ‘Pidge. I am very intelligent, but I am not a genius,’ Lance said patiently. ‘Spell it out for me.’ // ‘Well, you just sort of answered your own question,’ Pidge said, snorting. ‘Your Lion is making the moves on Keith — and by ‘moves’ I mean responding to your abject terror whenever Keith is in danger.’” [this author’s dialogue is so spot on, like i will automatically hear it in the character’s voice, and that doesn’t come to me easily. and just. lance. he deserves so much love, and this fic gives it to him.]

When you’re cosplaying your otp in their BEST OTP MOMENT ….and you become a meme.

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