who is the real slim shady

endingthemes replied to your post: Music MemeTagged by the sweet cinnamon…

so i was going through nodding my head at the cherik-ness of this list until i saw the real slim shady and now the image of rapper!charles will not leave my mind lol

oM G

(here’s the song)

RUDE

follow your heart gently;

september @jilychallenge | @acciododie vs @erase-grace 

social media au +  “after lily spotted james on campus, she posted a video to her university’s campus story, telling james: ‘To the cute guy wearing the blue jersey in the university’s snapchat story, I’m seriously in love with you. find me.’ a modern day cat and mouse game ensues with the whole campus urging romeo and juliet to meet because oMG its love at first sight!!” 

4.3k words. 


[prologue;]

it was just a flash of blue. the deepest, most beautiful shade of navy. an ocean of explosions, all of them within her ribcage. he was one of the best things she’d ever seen. she felt her heart quickening and pushing out of her chest. and the puddlemere united jersey is what started it all. 

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 12:23am

 TO THE BOY IN THE PUDDLEMERE JERSEY! I THINK YOU’RE HELLA HOT AND IM SLIGHTLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. COME FIND ME. 


[interlude i.]

she wasn’t sure what it was about him. dark hair. ruffled. his friends around him, laughing and lighting up his hazel eyes. the flecks of green in them that caught in the light, even through the lens of his glasses. the fingers that were worn and calloused from plucking the strings of the guitar. the way he smiled at her and tossed his head with a wink. but she needed to know him. 

no matter what it took.


james potter to sirius black: have u seen the campus snap story 

sirius black: no y 

james potter: there’s a girl on there 

james potter: she’s rlly hot 

james potter: and i’m sure she’s lookin for me 

sirius black: ur full of it 

sirius black: wait 

sirius black: i’ve seen u lookin at her before

sirius black: maybe she wAs looking 4 u 

james potter: how do i find her 

sirius black: idk 

sirius black: but love is a game 

james potter: now who’s full of shit 

sirius black: still u 



[campus story; user @jimmy27] 9:02am

to the girl with the hair on fire, you’re hot too! like… smoking. if you think you can handle me, *wink*meet me at the english block.


marlene mckinnon to lily evans: are you for real 

lily evans: wot 

marlene mckinnon: you go looking for a cute boy you saw 

marlene mckinnon: on the campus snapchat story? 

lily evans: y not 

lily evans: i got a response 

lily evans: wot a twat tho 

marlene mckinnon: why bother then? 

lily evans: he’s cute 

lily evans: and i think there’s more to him than that 

lily evans: not sure y 

marlene mckinnon: so you’re gonna meet him? 

lily evans: yea i think so 

marlene mckinnon: go get him girl 

lily evans: lov u 



[interlude ii.] 

he’d seen her around before. he’d never forget the red hair that was set alright by the sunset. never. she smiled at remus a lot. he was sure they had classes together. he wasn’t sure how to explain it. he didn’t just notice the shape of her legs or her hair or her breath taking eyes he could drown in. he noticed the curve of her fingers across the spines of her books, the smile as she laughed with her friend on the quad, the little drawings she had on her notebook, the result of absent-minded talent. he thought that she was the kind of girl all those classic authors wrote about. pale cheeks and splatterings of freckles and reckless and wonderful ideas in her head. 

he wanted it, and he wondered if her lips tasted like cherry wine, or strawberry lip balm. he couldn’t help himself. 



peter pettigrew to the boys are back in town (campus): jim 

peter pettigrew: y r u on the uni story 

remus lupin: i was thinking the same thing 

remus lupin: you know snapchat isn’t the same as tinder right 

peter pettigrew: esp on a story the whole uni can see 

james potter: idiots 

james potter: i am aware of all of this 

peter pettigrew: yea but there are other ways to meet chicks 

sirius black: apparently this isn’t “some chick" 

sirius black: she’s a girl that wants to talk to jimmy 

sirius black: for some reason 

james potter: stfu black 

james potter: anyway

james potter: do any of u know anything abt her 

remus lupin: well 

remus lupin: i have lit w her 

remus lupin: her name is lily 

remus lupin: she’s rlly smart and nice 

peter pettigrew: she seems rlly cool 

remus lupin: yea she is 

james potter: thx moony 

sirius black: i thought i was ur wingman 

james potter: always 

sirius black: go get er pal ;) 

james potter: i hate u 


mary mcdonald to lily evans: babe im seein u on the snap story

mary mcdonald: ur such a flirt O.M.G

lily evans: im not even sorry

mary mcdonald: darling id never ask u to b

mary mcdonald: and tbh hes hella fit

mary mcdonald: r any of this friends single?

lily evans: om g

lily evans: u know idek

mary mcdonald: ik

mary mcdonald: so when u meeting him

lily evans: shit

lily evans: idek

lily evans: F U C K

mary mcdonald: o shit

lily evans: I GTG

mary mcdonald: bye love


[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 4:09pm

puddlemere jersey boy; fuck u!! *gives camera the bird*

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 4:10pm

nah, I’m just kidding. But you didn’t show! *pouty face* I wish you’d told me a time or something. Better luck next time I guess!


alice fortescue to girls (who run the world): GALS

alice fortescue: I MISS U ALL

alice fortescue: LIKE SO MUCH

alice fortescue: WE GOTTA SKYPE AT SOME POINT

lily evans: aaGREED

mary mcdonald: come back to uni alice ;(((((

alice fortescue: haH i wish

alice fortescue: but hard pass

mary mcdonald: BTW

lily evans: mary pls no

mary mcdonald: DID U HEAR ABT LILY BEIN A TOTAL FLIRT

lily evans: I DID NO SUCH THING

marlene mckinnon: I KNOW RIGHT

marlene mckinnon: ITS SO JUICY

alice fortescue: OMG TELL ME

alice fortescue: LILY I CANT BELIEVE UV BEEN KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME

lily evans: STFU MARLENE

lily evans: I HATE U ALL

mary mcdonald: lIEs

lily evans: NOPE

lily evans: PURE HATE

marlene mckinnon: LILY I ACTUALLY SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THAT IS PURE

marlene mckinnon: IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP

marlene mckinnon: AND LET US TELL THE STORY

marlene mckinnon: I WILL BURN YOUR VINYLS

lily evans: NO

marlene mckinnon: WELL

alice fortescue: GUYS JUST TELL ME

mary mcdonald: lily saw a cute boy and put a post on the campus snapchat story about it asking for him

marlene mckinnon: he responded and suggested they meet at the english block

marlene mckinnon: but he stood her up

mary mcdonald: and lily is still making excuses for him

mary mcdonald: and still wants to meet him

alice fortescue: OMG

alice fortescue: but LILY WHY

alice fortescue: UR THE FIRST ONE TO SHUT THE BOY DOWN USUALLY

lily evans: I KNOW

lily evans: BUT THIS FEELS DIFFERENT

lily evans: AND I THINK IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE TO STAND ME UP

mary mcdonald: H O W  

lily evans: HE DIDN’T SPECIFY A TIME

alice fortescue: lil I think ur whipped

mary mcdonald: ur 1000% right alice

marlene mckinnon: yep, fuckin whipped as cream

lily evans: *middle finger emoji*

alice fortescue: love u too


[interlude iii.]

hands on her thighs, cracked lips along her jawline. those calloused fingers roaming through her hair. she doesn’t know why, why he’d intruded into her mind like this. doesn’t know him. she swears she doesn’t. but god, it feels like she does when it’s like this. playing guitar with him, wondering what his laugh might sound like if she’s the one who causes it. she can’t help it. she doesn’t mean to wander to him. she doesnt’t. but the contents of her subconscious are beyond her control. he is actually going to be the death of her.

she wishes she could stop dreaming of him. and actually meet him. talk to him. know him. more than life itself.


peter pettigrew to can the real slim shady pls sTAND UP: has anyone seen my chocolate stash

remus lupin:

remus lupin: no

peter pettigrew: I hate u

remus lupin: SIRIUS HELPED

sirius black: TRAITOR

sirius black: I TRUSTED U

remus lupin: OH DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T DOB ME IN IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION

sirius black: ok fine

james potter: wtaf guys

james potter: y would u do that to peter

peter pettigrew: ty jim

james potter: n not share w me

peter pettigrew: nvm

peter pettigrew changed the group name to I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DECEPION

remus lupin: on another note

peter pettigrew: donT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

remus lupin: jim hows it going with lily

james potter: uhhum

sirius black: he accidentally blew her off

peter pettigrew: “accidentally???”

sirius black: ya idk how either pete

james potter: I DIDN’T MEAN TO I SWEAR

james potter: WE DIDN’T SPECIFY I TIME

james potter: and I FEEL AWFUL

sirius black: ya i can imagine

remus lupin: just try again

remus lupin: and be really specific

peter pettigrew: REALLY SUPER specific

peter pettigrew: dumb knob

james potter: rude twat

sirius black: wow

sirius black: love was created in here

sirius black: in this group chat

remus lupin: Sirius

remus lupin: shut the fuck up


[campus story; user @jimmy27] 1:19am

ok, i’ll admit, im a total asswipe. i should have specified a time. how does 8pm on the main quad tomorrow night sound?


lily evans to mary mcdonald: god

lily evans: I think I am whipped

lily evans: how did this happen

mary mcdonald: I gotta admit honey

mary mcdonald: he is pretty hot

mary mcdonald: can u ““handle it?””

lily evans: lmao

lily evans: ofc

lily evans: the question is

lily evans: can he handle me

mary mcdonald: tru

mary mcdonald: the infamous lily evans

mary mcdonald: is a fucking travesty

lily evans: omg

lily evans: stfu

lily evans: slag

mary mcdonald: lov u

lily evans: lov u 2

lily evans: HE SPECIFIED TIME

lily evans: NAD PLACE

lily evans: ITS GONNA HAPPEN

mary mcdonald: YAAAS BLOODY FINALLY


james potter to remus lupin: god im an idiot

james potter: what if she doesn’t like me

remus lupin: well

remus lupin: you are a twat

james potter: NOT HELPFUL

james potter: U HAVE A CLASS W HER

james potter: HWATS SHE LIKE

remus lupin: idk

remus lupin: she likes lit obvs

remus lupin: prefers lee to hemingway

remus lupin: but cant pick between plath and atwood

remus lupin: smart

remus lupin: I think she has a nice smile

remus lupin: always sits in the sun

remus lupin: draws in class ???

remus lupin: is this helpful???

james potter: v

james potter: ty

james potter: PAL

remus lupin: don’t call me that


[interlude iv.]

he’s running through a hallway. she’s just ahead of him, running through the archways surrounding the quad. hair alight and in a flurry behind her. he’s not too far behind her but he cant reach her. he wonders if he ever will. they keep missing each other. he wonders if he ever held her hands or if her fingers have only ever been touched when they’re slipping out of his, out of reach again. he wonders if he will ever catch her. if they’ll ever catch each other. if he’ll ever find out if she tastes like cherry wine or strawberry lipbalm. if he’ll ever know enough about her to pluck chords on the guitar and write about her. but she’s gone again. he’s missed her again.

and he wakes up, wondering if it was really a dream. because even in the darkness, he’s stilling feeling like he’s missing her.


lily evans > Hogwarts University: Student Facebook Page

has anyone seen a boy wearing a puddlemere united jersey? and like, black hair and hazel eyes and has a,,,, grin that’s so fuckin snarky it could kill? pls???

replies (8):

severus snape: y do u need him when their r so many better options ;)))))))

mary mcdonald: fuck off severus snape lily has already told u N O

evan rosier: mary mcdonald better watch ur mouth slag

lily evans: severus snape evan rosier if u 2 don’t get the fuck out of my comments then I will not hesitate to report u. not to mention anyone who accesses this page can see what ur saying

marlene mckinnon: slay lil

remus lupin: hi! Im in your lit class, and im close friends with the guy you’re looking for. I think.

lily evans: remus lupin thank u omg !!! IM FOREVER GRATEFUL.

remus lupin: welcome :)


james potter to ive changed the location of my chocolate stash and im not telling any of u: boys

james potter: she didn’t turn up

peter pettigrew: oh

peter pettigrew: give it time ???

sirius black: mate he’s given it nearly 2 hours

sirius black: I feel like u should u kno

sirius black: come back to the dorms now

james potter: yea I guess

sirius black: its ok

remus lupin: oh jim im sorry

remus lupin: im sure she had no cruel intentions

sirius black: hehe

peter pettigrew: I didn’t understand that film

remus lupin: guys

james potter: nah its ok

remus lupin: anyway

remus lupin: I feel like she had a good reason to blow u off tho

james potter: unless its payback for when I blew her off

sirius black: nah I don’t think so

remus lupin: look shes been lookin everywhere for you

remus lupin: even the facebook page

remus lupin: where she got harassed

james potter: rlly?

remus lupin sent an image.

sirius black: shit

james potter: oh

james potter: I rlly hate that snape guy

james potter: but thank u for tellin me moon moon

remus lupin: you’re welcome

remus lupin: but I fucking hate you


[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:47pm

Hey, puddlemere! Yes, that’s your name now. I’m such an idiot, I got called into work and had to go! I should have posted about it ughhhhh.

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:48

ANYWAY, I took a trip to the library and my number is in one of the books in the lit section if you could find it. *winks*kiss me and you will see how important I am. *finger guns*


james potter to remus lupin: its plath right

james potter: ive heard u talk abt it

james potter: and googled it after u mentioned it bc she actually sounded interesting

remus lupin: yes

remus lupin: you never cease to amaze me jim

james potter: thnk u


lily evans to marlene mckinnon: wow im an idiot

marlene mckinnon: what did you do

lily evans: watch the campus sc

marlene mckinnon:

marlene mckinnon: omg

lily evans: was i too strong?

lily evans: I look like an ass

lily evans: ugh hes gonna hate me

lily evans: I totally picked the wrong plath quote

marlene mckinnon: lil chill

marlene mckinnon: u totally nailed the flirting

marlene mckinnon: and you picked the right quote

marlene mckinnon: and he’s totally still into you

marlene mckinnon: calm

lily evans: u sure?

marlene mckinnon: yes

lily evans: ok

lily evans: ugh ive never been this finicky abt a boy before

marlene mckinnon: because you’ve never actually cared before

lily evans: so y do i care now

marlene mckinnon: I don’t know

marlene mckinnon: guess you’ll have to wait and see


[interlude v.]

she wants it all to stop. but she’s afraid of what happens when it does. three days pass since the first story. the whole school knows about it now. people begin adding their own thoughts into the campus story. someone organises for a filter to be made, and “puddlemere and plath” becomes the affectionate nicknames of the two involved. lily doesn’t know what to feel. its sweet, but shes growing anxious. she feels like she’ll never stop wanting, waiting for the moment when they finally meet. whether they’ll meet or they’ll collide. she doesn’t know anymore. but she has to find out soon.


[campus story; user @jimmy27] 10:08am

Hey plath, god I really gotta come up with a better nickname for you *chuckles*

I think I found your number. Being friends with a lit student really helps hah. But uh, if you can, meet me in the The Three Broomsticks at 1am on Saturday. It’s a nightclub, I’m sure you know *scratches neck*

God. See you then, I guess.


[campus story; user @lilyevans30]

Dearest puddlemere, I’ll be there, I promise. *holds out pinky*


[drafted message: lily evans to marlene mckinnon]

dear god, marls what if im not ready his laugh makes my heart ache and ive only seen it through a screen oh my holy hell what if he knows that im just a fraud who reads plath to fill the emptiness inside oh god am I ready I don’t think im ready I want this whole not-knowing business to be over but I don’t want it to stop what happens when it stops marl —


lily evans to IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER, YA GOTTA GET W MY FRIENDS: welp

marlene mckinnon: im so fucking ready for this

alice fortescue:omg same

mary mcdonald: MOOD BABES

mary mcdonald: u gotta tell us everything

marlene mckinnon: its been so long omg

alice fortescue:its been like

alice fortescue:5 days

alice fortescue:but ok

lily evans: im

lily evans: what happens when we meet

lily evans: oh god

mary mcdonald: lils ull be fine

marlene mckinnon: he’s gonna love you

marlene mckinnon: i mean love is too hasy

marlene mckinnon: but you know what i mean

alice fortescue:come on

alice fortescue:ur just nervous bc u actually care

lily evans: yea

lily evans: u guys r comin w me to the club tho right

mary mcdonald: duh ofc

marlene mckinnon: we’ll be over in 5 to get ready with you

lily evans: life savers

lily evans: lov u all

mary mcdonald: lov u too bbys


james potter to ZINGER ZING AH: mates

james potter: its GONNA HAPPEN

james potter: WE’RE MEETING TONIGHT

peter pettigrew: FOR REAL????

james potter: Y E S

remus lupin: oh my god yes good

sirius black: is it appropriate to wear a tie to a club

remus lupin: what

remus lupin: no

sirius black: aw wel too late

james potter: ?????

sirius black: its u and gingers first date I gotta look fancy

james potter: eofgheodjkfo y do i put up w u

sirius black: im ur wingman

james potter: eh tru

james potter: anyway lads get ready ur all my wingmen tonite

peter pettigrew: ok but can i bring cookies

sirius black: YES

remus lupin: reason #478 why you two cant get laid

sirius black: u cant talk

james potter: $20 that remus will have a girl’s number by the end of the night but Sirius wont

remus lupin: thanks james

sirius black: I SMELL B E T R A Y A L

peter pettigrew: $20 sirius will get a number WITH the cookies

james potter: oh its on bro


[interlude vi. part one;]

the night feels heavy with sweat and some sort of hope. but there’s a build up inside her chest and she feels like flowers and birds and butterflies will explode out of her heart, fill her ripcage and take over her insides. and maybe if that’s what it takes to know him, that’s okay. as they walk through the streets, her hair looking striking against to her black dress, she finds her hand intertwine with mary’s and marlene’s. a silent vow of support. they are here. with her.

the three broomsticks is tucked away amongst pizza restaurants and cinemas, but it makes itself seen. it seems to be brimming with rambunsious life and youths who are the definition of living. and as lily walks into that club, she is ready for it. And she doesn’t want to be dramatic, but part of her feels her life will never be the same.

[ interlude vi. part two;]

sirius’s arm is on his shoulder. the silent promise that he will be fine. he’s never had to think about a girl like this before. he’d say he’s never had to try, but the truth is he always has, he’s always tried too hard, and girls have always fallen for it. but this girl is different. her name is a flower and she likes the sun but she reminds him of the sun in herself and its all strange and beautiful and terrifying. he walks into the three broomsticks, three friends beside him, tequila already in his system, sirius slowly takes his arm off his shoulder, and remus and peter are bickering about pizza toppings and rum. that’s when he knows there’s not really anything to be nervous about.


james potter to lily evans: where r u

james potter: I cant see u

lily evans: we didn’t get here long ago

lily evans: meet me by the bar.

james potter: r u a girl who likes hard liquor evans

lily evans: ofc

lily evans: already downed a couple o shots

james potter: what a mood

james potter: I see u


[interlude vii.]

she’s at the bar like she said she would be. his heart is racing and he isn’t sure if the light-headedness is the tequila or the fact that he’s finally looking at her in real life again. she’s ethereal. her black dress and her hair in the reflection of the dance lights look like the sun and the moon crashed into each other and he’s in love with the idea of that. the sun and the moon loved each other so much they both died to let the other breathe, and then for a split second, they collided to make lily evans. sirius would call him a loser if he said that out loud. remus would tell him he should take up poetry full time. peter wouldn’t get it. but none of that matters because he’s looking at her and his feet are walking over to her and everything is trembling and falling, falling apart or falling into place, he doesn’t know.

she sees him walking over to her as the girls dispatch to go dance. she can’t believe he’s real and she has to let her jaw drop and stare at him for a moment. no puddlemere jersey, but the hair and the eyes and the smirk are all still there. before she knows it, she’s jumped up from her stool, ran to him on shaky legs that can’t run in high heels, and has crashed herself into him. he’s real.

he is surprised, but he clutches her still and breathes her in. there’s a muffled shouting and he realises that the whole club is clapping and cheering as they embrace. they’ve been waiting for this too. lily smells like daisies and caramel and rain, and he’s okay with that. more than okay.

she smiles into him as she hears the club cheering. although all she can see is james’ chest, the lack of puddlemere pride, she knows marlene and mary are smirking.

she looks up for a second and sees remus from lit class behind james. she mouths a thank you at him and she looks at james properly. he makes her knees weak. he brushes hair out of her face absentmindedly and gives her that grin.

how you doing, evans? he asks as they break apart and begin talking at the bar, and they slam down some tequila shots, almost competing. lily has to stop her eyes wondering to his lips.

peter hands james a 20 at 3am, and glances at remus in defeat. from across the dance floor, james sees a girl typing her number into remus’ phone. he smirks, and lily giggles at the antics.

james winks at peter and pete huffs and sighs, but that’s when they notice that sirius has a punk-rocker chick who was in the band earlier in the night against the wall and smashed against his lips. peter raises an eyebrows and makes to take back his money.

ah! tongues in throat do not equal phone numbers, young peter, james says with a grin as he pockets the note. lily snorts at him and peter skulks off to find where sirius put the cookies.

they talk all night, and they don’t mean to, but they dance and talk and become so enchdanted with each other that they don’t notice anyone else and they are kicked out at 6am.

6am means that james and lily have to find somewhere else to talk, and her fingers are already intertwined with his as they stumble through the streets, feeling tipsy and magical.

they make out in the public bathroom at 6:30. it’s messy and tipsy and quaint and perfect.

at 9am, before they go back to their dorms, they promise to do it again, and watch all the snapchat stories from “puddlemere and plath.” one girl actually cried when she saw the video of james and lily hugging.

lily’s head is on james’ shoulder as she laughs at this and he thinks that life is wonderful. they kiss goodbye when she gets to her dorm, and he can’t stop marvelling at the fact that lily tastes like strawberries and cherry wine. all at once. she’s sunshine.

lily thinks james tastes like alcohol and aftershave, and she’s a little in love with that. she falls into bed at 9:30, knowing she’s not going to study, excited to do it all again.


[epilogue;]

there’s sun and the taste of champagne everywhere and hats are tossed into the air. they did it, they graduated, and now the snapchat story is filled with the class of 2020. and they’re all brimming with happiness and friendship. it is wonderful.

james and lily graduate holding hands, their friends surrounding them on all sides, grins becoming the most predominant feature on each and every face. their speeches are both about the opportunities the uni has given them. both of them tell the crowds that the uni gave them a chance to find each other, and for that they are grateful.

they all raise a glass to hogwarts university, and to the fact that puddlemere will definitely win the championships this year.

and in a flash of every colour under the sun, the champagne is sliding down throats, and james and lily kiss.  


hope you enjoyed. 

Anyone who’s still wondering

I know for a fact who the real Slim Shady is and no one can tell me otherwise.

It’s Azriel without a doubt.

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Get yourself a boyfriend who turns off his camera only to start playing “The Real Slim Shady”, then turn the camera back on to reveal him in shades, a Hello Kitty tiara worn like a bonnet, a hoodie with the hood up, a Mad King crown, and vaping.

All of Ed's Covers

well most of them, message me if i missed any and i’ll add them and post it as an updated list! 

Ain’t No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
All My Life (Nizlopi)
Be My Husband (Nina Simone)
Better Man (James Morrison)
Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis) 
Blind Faith (Chase & Status)
California Love (Tupac)
Candy (Paolo Nutini)
Cannonball (Damien Rice)
Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol)
Cruise (Florida Georgia Line)
Cry Me A River (Justin Timberlake)
Do It Like A Dude (Jessie J)
Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright (Bob Dylan)
Empire State Of Mind (Jay Z & Alicia Keys)
F*** You (Cee Lo Green)
Fast Car (Tracy Chapman)
Feeling Good (Nina Simone)
Gold Digger (Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx)
Guiding Light (Foy Vance)
Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
Heartbeats (The Knife)
Heaven (Emeli Sande)
Hit Me Baby One More Time (Britney Spears)
Holocene (Bon Iver)
Hometown Glory (Adele)
Hound Dog (Elvis Presley)
I Don’t Want To Be (Gavin DeGraw)
I Got A Woman (Ray Charles)
I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor Swift)
I Need A Dollar (Aloe Blacc)
I Shot The Sheriff (Eric Clapton)
If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time (R Kelly)
Impossible (James Arthur)
In Da Club (50 Cent)
In My Life (The Beatles)
Keep On Moving (Five)
Kiss Me (Sixpence None The Richer)
Last Ones Standing (Example)
Layla (Eric Clapton)
Let The Sunshine (Labrinth)
Little Lion Man (Mumford and Sons)
Little Things (sort of a cover)
Livin’ On A Prayer (Bon Jovi)
Make You Feel My Love (Bob Dylan)
Mama Knew Love (Anthony Hamilton)
Man Who Can’t Be Moved (The Script)
Masters Of War (Bob Dylan)
Moments (sort of a cover)
Mr. Jones (Counting Crows)
My Eyes Are Red (Laid Black)
My Way (Frank Sinatra)
Naive (The Kooks)
New York (Snow Patrol)
No Diggity (Blackstreet)
No Scrubs (TLC)
Obviously (McFly)
Pony (Ginuwine)
Pretty Little Thing (Fink)
Put Your Lighters Up (Lil Kim)
The Real Slim Shady (Eminem)
Same Love (Macklemore ft. Mary Lambert)
Shine A Light (McFly)
Skinny Love (Bon Iver)
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room (John Mayer)
Smoke Weed Every Day (Snoop Dog ft. Dr Dre)
Snowflakes (Passenger)
Someone Like You (Adele)
Stand By Me (Ben E King)
Superstition (Stevie Wonder)
Swim Good (Frank Ocean)
Thrift Shop (Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft.Wanz)
Torn (Natalie Imbruglia)
Traktor (Wretch 32)
Turn My Swag On (Soulja Boy)
Valerie (Amy Winehouse)
Vincent (Don McLean)
Volcano (Damien Rice)
Way Down In The Hole (Tom Waits)
Wayfaring Stranger 
We Are Young (Fun.)
We Found Love (Rihanna)
Welcome To Jamrock (Damian Marley)
Where I’m From (Anthony Hamilton)
Who You Are (Jessie J)
Wild Mountain Thyme
Winter (Joshua Radin)
Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
Wonderwall (Oasis)
500 Miles (The Proclaimers)

Announcement!!!

Hi guys! Guess who’s back, back again? No, sadly it is not the real slim shady, but I guess I’ll just have to do~

Previously I was very very active here, posting something every other day, however when senior year of highschool hit, I broke my laptop and the classes were incredibly difficult. I was incredibly stressed out about getting in to college and finishing out the year strong. A major problem for me was that I wanted to double major in college. Yes, I know, I’m crazy, but I wanted to double major in two completely different fields and so the college I had planned on going to since I was I’m It grade was no longer an option for me. Things were hectic and rough, especially with tests at the end of the semester, extra curricular activities, and my job, but somehow I pushed through and made things work. Once summer came around I focused on spending time with family and working hard to earn money before college. It was especially hard knowing I was going to college 13 hours away. My family and I have always been really close, making this move incredibly disheartening, not to mention I was especially close to my best friend (who is also an admin here!). We had known each other since first grade and had been inseparable ever since, so realizing we were going to be so far away was very difficult on both of us. This is a major reason why we haven’t been writing many stories anymore, and combining that with the distance now, it makes writing even harder. Admin Kuma and I used to collaborate together on stories, writing the stories together, however, due to the distance and our busy schedules we will now be writing stories separately. This does not mean that all of our previous stories are being discontinued, it simply means we will write the stories on our own now. Admin Kuma and I will still be posting here and things will go normally. Nothing should seem any different to you guys because the change is so small, we will just be posting our own stories on our own time. This actually might mean that you guys get more stories here!

After much thought and time to myself I have decided to continue on with Kinomorebi and continue writing. Now that I have gotten adjusted to college and have a little time to spare, I will definitely be working on Let the Rain. This may take a little bit to get back in the game because it’s been so long and I don’t really remember whats going on in Let the Rain or what I had planned to the plot, but I promise you guys I’ll get on it and start working on it again.

Despite our absence, know that Admin Kuma and I absolutely adore every single one of you guys. We will be working to get back into rythm again and will definitely be working together to give you guys our all.

Thank you guys for your support and patience. We might have a little surprise coming soon :)


~Admin Kat

Signs as 2000 Hits

Aries- Teenage Dirtbag (Wheatus)

Taurus- The Real Slim Shady (Eminem)

Gemini- One More Time (Daft Punk)

Cancer- Yellow (Coldplay)

Leo- It’s Gonna Be Me (N’Sync)

Virgo- Otherside (Red Hot Chili Peppers) 

Libra- Kryptonite (3 Doors Down) 

Scorpio- Last Resort (Papa Roach)

Sagittarius- Warning (Green Day)

Capricorn- One Step Closer (Linkin Park)

Aquarius-  Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)

Pisces- Never Let you Go (Third Eye Blind)

anonymous asked:

((Guess who it is wILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP.)) (〇o〇;) for any of them I guess.

(〇o〇;): What is their body language like when they are stressed? Do they try and hide the fact that they are stressed? How do they recover from said stress? 

“……………………………… …………………………… …………………………… …………………………… ……………………………………”

(It’s gonna be a little while. Feel free to sit down with a refreshing beverage.)

“……………………………… …………………………… …………………………… …………………………… …………………………… …………………………… …………………………… ………………………………………………”

“……………………… I tend to become very… agitated. I may be prone to spontaneous bouts of physical violence if I’m not kept in check… but after a cup of tea and a bit of time to decompress, everything is usually all right…”

@ everyone who checked in. 

thanks so much for checking in on me and making sure i was okay !! i had a triggering moment when i logged in on the dash this morning but i’m feeling a little better now so no worries i’ll just be making this blog a little more private just to keep me safe and sound ! but that does mean i’m going to open the blog up to rping with non mutuals bc i do still want to write with each and every one of you.  

*  all i want in life is for bill to play the piano after georgie’s death  ..  this is ALL i want.   but who knows if bill will  ..  because the instrument brings forth so many different emotions and memories.   memories of playing the piano with georgie.   teaching him hot cross buns or chopsticks.   it brings post death memories of his mother chastising him for touching the instrument.   his father yelling at him.   my artsy boy.   

LET HIM PLAY THE PIANO AND NOT RESENT IT.