who is him

CALLOUT POST FOR THE MARKIPLIER EGOS FANDOM

we’ve been having discussions in the discord and my poor heart just can’t take it anymore.

PLEASE 👏 REMEMBER 👏 THE 👏 ORIGINAL 👏 CHEF

YOU FORGOT HE EXISTED, DIDN’T YOU. THOUGHT ROBERT REXX WAS THE PERFECT CHEF FOR THE JOB, FOR ALL THE JOBS, THAT HE WAS THE EPITOME OF WHAT MARK NEEDED FOR HIS CULINARY SKITS.

how dare

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN. LOOK AT HIM. HOW COULD YOU ALL FORGET?

When I was asked about him just a few weeks ago I thought he could make a comeback. I thought you all would remember this glorious, suave, composed beast of an ego. He was already snubbed for A Date With Markiplier, but now?

Now, he’s replaced again, and so quick everyone is to forget.

Look into that smiling face, those sweet eyes, that FLAMBOYANT HAIR and tell me you forgot it all. That you forgot him. How dare. Chef Iplier is a precious, legitimate bean with his very own skit and he deserves all the love. Do not be fooled by Mark’s decisions! Much as he’s apparently forgotten, this cooking bean still exists! And he will forever in our hearts.

YOU HEAR THAT, MARK? YOU CAN PRETEND HE DOESN’T EXIST ALL YOU WANT, BUT HE’S STILL THERE! YOU CAN’T GET RID OF HIM!

Last known sighting of the bean. Do not be fooled by the ending of his skit. Do not be fooled by Mark’s “harmless” joke. Chef Iplier lives, and he watches as he is replaced, and you can bet he mourns. Give him the respect he deserves. The true culinary ego of Mark’s repertoire. The very best chef there is.

Long live Chef Iplier.

@markiplier

Day 17: Graceful

“Say hup, it helps!”

Unpopular Opinion:

Anakin Skywalker being portrayed as a suave lady killer during the Zygerrian Slave Arc is probably one of the most bizarre and out of character moments for his character in the series.

pinkiepie1117  asked:

Wait, what can muggs do?

Mugsy can actually manipulate objects, thoughts and emotions with his mind! He discovered it while he was bed ridden in the hospital at a young age, trying to reach for a toy and managed to get it to himself. Then it came to a point where he really wanted something and would ask the nurses and all he would have to do is touch them on the hand and they would go get what he wanted.

Of course he learned that he didn’t need to use it for silly purposes and now uses it only when it is really necessary. However, in the acts of doing so, he is being watched. People know of his abilities and keep a close eye on him.

Cuphead has absolutely no idea about it, but Mugs knows…more about Cuphead. He doesn’t know all the details, but he does know that Cup has done something drastic on his behalf, and wants nothing more than to ease it and do his best to not be a burden. He plays dumb, cause he doesn’t want Cup to ask how he figured out.

He plans to keep this little ability of his a secret. But there are certain people out there who have other plans for him. 

Some, don’t play nice.

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i made these for personal use but i thought other cc artists might find them useful too 😭

When making your brother an ARMY backfires …

Me: Mom, after the divorce, when you leave Dad, you don’t plan on staying single forever, do you?

Mom: I’ve never thought about it, why?

Me: Well, there’s this guy. A Korean guy.

Mom: A Korean guy?

Me: Yeah, can I set you up with him?

Mom: Uh, how on Earth did you get in contact with a Korean man? We live in South-Asia.

Me: I have my ways.

Mom: I need details.

Me: Well, he’s 45 years old, you’re 40. It could work out.

Mom: Name?

Me: Bang Shi Hyuk.

Mom: Anything else? Has he been married before?

Me: Nope. He has seven sons, though.

Mom: S-SEVEN SONS? HOW DID HE END UP WITH SO MANY? THATS LIKE A WOLF PACK!

Me: No, they’re all older than me. And very well-behaved, too. Like they’ll take care of you. Not the other way around.

My brother *walking into the room*: One of them wrote a song with the lyrics, ‘I’m a master, baby, with your bra.’

Mom: WHAT? THAT’S HORRIBLE!

My brother: And if you think they’re brothers, it’s anything but that. Incest left and right.

Mom: What kind of nonsense-

My brother: Oh and one wants to be Sex Porn Star.

Me *shoving hand over my asshole of a brother’s mouth* It’s not like that. They’re really nice. They do their homework-

My brother: Their youngest failed his English exam.

Me: They’re modest-

My brother: Their computers get invested with viruses because they watch too much porn.

Me: They go to bed on time-

My brother: Two of them play videogames until five in the morning.

Me: They’re down to earth.

My brother: Their eldest thinks he’s worldwide handsome and once said his own mother cried when he was born because she could never be as beautiful as him.

Me: They’ll help you with the house chores-

My brother: One of them said he wants to be a rock in his next life so he could sleep and not do work.

Me: They’re very quiet and not noisy like-

My brother: They scream on the top of their lungs when they’re excited no matter what the setting.

Me: They’re super smart-

My brother: Once, during this interview, they were asked what their favourite American food was and one of them said Sprite. No joke.

Me: They dress well-

My brother: Did I mention this really short one stripped down at an award show to flash his abs?

Me: Mom, don’t listen to him! You’ll inherit a company-

My brother *snorting*: Yeah, a company that doesn’t equally distribute lines.

Mom: Get out of my room.

Mom: Get out of my room, right now.

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Of course it was all a joke! Were you in on this? Did Damien put you up to this? Of course he did. Damien, where are you, you rapscallion? Where are you? Celine? Oh, it’s time to come out now!

4

Fact: Bakugou’s also a dragon shifter, he just never shifts cause he’s super fucking tiny and he hates it with a passion

Lars of the Stars

There is nothing you can say to make me think that this boy is evil, nothing. Being raised with certain ideals, believing in your parents, trusting in those that are supposedly older and wiser than you is what everyone’s been taught to do.
Draco Malfoy trusted his family, to him he was always on the right side of the war, until the end when he thought maybe these adults don’t actually know what they’re doing. He trusted the people around him, that’s exactly what he was supposed to do.
And don’t compare him to Sirius because Sirius was brought to the light because his family was cruel. They hurt him, they abused him, he had the positive influence of the potters so he had an escape.
Draco’s parents never hurt him they loved him so much that they spoiled him rotten. They loved him and tried to protect him, to Draco these people. The people who raised him were good people. They were kind to him, they valued him. How could people he loved so much be evil?
Then after all this he learns for himself that his parents are wrong. The people he thought were heroes have failed him, and he has to put his trust in a boy he’s hated for 7 years. And he does, ever so slightly he does, he tries to be better. He sees that his family is wrong and he saves Harry’s life. And as soon as he starts realizing this an evil mad man moves int his house, threatens that same family who’s only ever done right by him. He had no choice
Draco Malfoy was a spoiled brat don’t get me wrong, but he wasn’t evil. He was a child, a victim of circumstance, and a product of his society. But he was not evil.
DRACO MALFOY WAS NOT EVIL