who doesn't want to marry him

Types As People I Have Met
  • ENTJ: Wants to be a history professor, IS AMAZING AT HISTORY like she even beats mE sometimes and I'm the history queen. She can debate really well. I like her.
  • INTJ: Also wants to be a history professor (what is it with you NTJs?) and really egoistic and surprisingly shallow about relationships and...gross...but he's the smartest person I know. Like he wipes the floor with your brain if he doesn't like you.
  • ENFJ: Acts cute and feminine and has a soft voice until she wants to be loud and then EVERYONE IS SHOOk because she's a great speaker and is GORGEOUS. Great performer and she loves Hamilton!!
  • INFJ: Basically an agoraphobic but really, really insightful. Majored in psychology. May be a psychic. One of the absolute coolest people I know and is also my mom.
  • ENFP: Adores ENFJs and one of my best friends. Cries over web comics and fictional characters. Has big dreams and hardly ever sleeps.
  • INFP: Angel. Romantic, sweet, pure soul. Just wants to be loved and be happy. His own emotions torture him and it's so sad.
  • ENTP: Compulsive liar that makes really corny jokes, gym junkie, thinks he's the CEO of NASA. One of my best friends.
  • INTP: Sarcastic-ist person you will ever encounter. Always wears an orange hoodie and plays his DSi on the nearest park bench. Hates weebs but he is one. Super smart but is lazy so he gets bad grades.
  • ESTJ: Thinks his word is gospel. Salesman who knows how to toy with his words to get you to do anything (his Te-Ne is IMPECCABLE). Likes Star Wars and old western movies and AC/DC. Also my dad.
  • ISTJ: Loves other people's drama and has the coolest fashion style. Hates hugs and if you break a rule she breaks your nose. Fierce woman. She's awesome.
  • ESFJ: Wants to be a nun or a teacher or both. Pure human soul. Tries to be as plain as possible but she still is always so pretty because she's so nice. Nods fervently during lectures and tells people they're beautiful all the time.
  • ISFJ: Surrounded by STPs and yet still lonely. Best friend is an ENTP, me. Thinks I'm a genius. Wants to marry an ISTP. Staunch Catholic. Addicted to rules and moral codes. Super, super sweet.
  • ESFP: Always has friends over?? Like they must live in his backyard. Wants the spotlight on him all the time. Always gets lead roles in plays. Is a secret nerd who loves conspiracy theories.
  • ISFP: Weeb who has ISFPs as parents and an ISFP gf. Really pretty, as in she's a model. Always has a different color hair. Good morals and is religious. Hates fighting. My favorite cousin ;)
  • ESTP: Plays it off like he doesn't care; he actually cares. Never does his homework. Attached to his ISTJ girlfriend like she hung the moon. Really romantic. Makes bad jokes. Bad at sports but can't stay away from them.
  • ISTP: Wants to be a construction engineer. Low talker and a slow talker but has a really awesome style. Really smart. Math genius. Nice but can also be SAVAGE. Laid back. Twin brother is also an ISTP.
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Logan Huntzberger stood up to his family in Season 5 because he wanted to be with Rory and they'd only been dating for a week. He stormed out of the house because they said Rory couldn't marry into their family. He then proceeded to date Rory for three years. They lived together and he proposed to her. Later, he also decided to walk away from the family business and get a career of his own. Logan was willing and able to do all of that 10 years ago. Why would he care what his family thinks about who is marrying now? He's 34 years old. And when we left him in Season 7, he had cut off all ties with his family. It doesn't follow that the man who loved Rory enough to give her anything she wanted wouldn't leave Odette to be with her because of the Huntzberger dynasty. How does that make sense? And why wouldn't Rory, who never had a problem asking Logan for what she wanted, say something? She asked him out. She told him she couldn't do casual dating anymore. She's always pushed to make their relationship what she wanted it to be, and she's somehow lost that ability at age 32? Why have both of these characters regressed so dramatically from where they were more than 10 years ago? And if it was going to be written that way, why do we have no insight into their thoughts and motivations? Why don't we know why Logan won't stand up to his family? Why don't we know why he's working for his father again? Why don't we know why Rory won't ask him to leave Odette? Did ASP forget how to write these characters? Could she really not suck it up and watch Season 7 so the characterization was consistent?

anonymous asked:

Imagine Steve's SO is the kind of person who doesn't really think much about marriage, they love Steve and they're committed to him and that's all that matters. But Steve really wants to get married (he was raised Catholic after all...)

Some would think that Steve, having grown up in the 20s and 30s, would be the one prepared to never marry.  The concept of an openly same-gender couple, let alone a legally married one, would’ve shook his very society.  But, despite this, Steve’s hope didn’t falter, and when, within years of his thawing, the Supreme Court nationally legalized gay marriage, it was Steve who brought the subject up with Sam.

“We’ve been together for years,” he started.  “And now, we can do it!  Finally, we can get married.  So why haven’t we?”

Sam was still having trouble processing what he was hearing.  Of course he knew that Steve loved him, but the idea of them being married, legally married, as a luxury he hadn’t allowed himself to think about.  Sure, he’d wanted to believe that it could happen one day, but he wasn’t in the business of setting himself up for disappointment.

Apparently, however, Steve took Sam’s silent reflection to be a bad sign, and he quickly tried to make a case for himself.

“I’m not sure if you’ve ever thought about it, but I have.  I love you, Sam, and I want the whole world to-”

He was cut off by Sam grabbing him by the shoulders and kissing him.  It lasted only a few moments, but when Sam broke away to see Steve’s smiling face, all he could say was, “pick a date and I’ll run it by my mom.  She’d kill me if she couldn’t be there to see her only son get hitched.”

anonymous asked:

Ahem I have no idea who Bruno Mars is dating and yet he's a megastar, Ed Sheeran has a gf who he hey guess what didn't use for promo and actually wants privacy, even fucking Kanye doesn't talk about Kim for promo he avoids her show like the plague, I know Ariana is dating Mac Miller but she refuses to talk about him even when pushed (looking at you seacrest), privacy can be done if you want it so what you see is what they want you to see

adele’s albums are entirely about her ex boyfriends but in terms of her current personal life? i know almost nothing other than she’s married with a kid. no details, no pictures. it can be done.

anonymous asked:

so i don't see this much but i'm puerto rican and we were in america in the 40's but treated as colored right?? i just want an au where poc! female is bucky's really cute neighbor who likes him and he's totally into her and doesn't give a fuck about her race and just loves her??? imagine the sin??? "fuck doll you look so good riding me" or "god damn i missed you babydoll" so much fluff after too?? "i'm gonna marry you baby, don't matter what anyone thinks, you're my girl" 😩

okay but I had one POC headcanon a while ago about Bucky sneaking around in the 40s to see his girl and I think about that alot 

Sinful Sunday™

anonymous asked:

Hey I love you! Your amazing I just found you and now I know love at first site is real? { Get it;) } will you marry me babe!! Anywho... I love when you recommend fics, I was wondering if you would rec some of your favorite bottom!harry fics? ^.^ it doesn't have to be smutty smutty just like young, innocent and like Harry is the more submissive in like just him everyday way?idk how to explain it hahaha just your favorite ones? That probably made no sense. Sorry

OMG. OMFG. I love you too anon !! (please come in my ask with you real url ! i want to know who you are!! I want to follow you !!). I love so much when I wake up with something like that on my ask !!


(ahaha @louis2k15​, how could I not tag you on this post…)

Let’s start with some young and innocent Harry , smutty but not too much.

- nonstop earthquake dreams of you  : canon fic, X-factor era.

- Red brick heart :  Uni AU, Harry founds out he might be gay. (ok, there’s top!harry too at the end but the entire fic is really awesome)

- Give Me Truths : Uni AU (Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.)

-Want You More Than A : Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level.

- feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream      : Royal/magic AU (I think it’s only bottom!Harry? m’not sure?)

- bring out feelings in me i never show      : Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving.

- Sail Across Me : Pirate AU (Virgin Harry/first time)

- Just Lay With Me : the one in which Louis is the coach of Harry’s daughter’s football team and Harry likes Louis’ bum. One day there’s a parent football game and Louis, just maybe, starts hitting on Harry and, just maybe, Harry gives in.

- Web Me Harder  : Spiderman AU

In the Checkout Line : Louis is a cashier and Uni student. Harry is the awkward kid who comes through his line nearly every day. Louis knows that it’s just so he can talk to Louis, but he doesn’t say anything. He quite likes it. They become friends, and then maybe a bit more.

- truth be told, i never was yours : College AU in which Harry is a virgin and Louis is definitely not in love with him. One night, this all changes.

And now, some smutty bottom!Harry fics. Like porn without plot (i love this tag so much OMG)

- give you my fever    : x-factor era. harry’s never had an orgasm before, louis gives him his first .

- You’ll Breathe Me In (You Won’t Release)    : (and all the driving instructor serie) : Daddy!kink, Harry is 17 and Louis is 25.  And there’s so many kinks in it, god.

- i’ll fuck you like the devil    : Harry is 17, dresses as an angel for Halloween, and attends Louis’ Halloween party. Louis fucks him.

- wishing for rain as I stand in the desert : Louis is moving out of the flat he shares with Harry because Eleanor thinks they’re too co-dependent. Harry can’t let him leave

- feels so good getting what i want. : Harry is a slutty yoga teacher with his sights set on Louis and Louis wants to pull that long hair of his while he fucks him really hard from behind.

- Number One Fan : Cheerleader!Harry .

Hope this list is ok !


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ALW!Madame Giry: Dark, imposing, mysterious, knows everything about the Phantom for some unknown reason.

Leroux!Madame Giry: Dotty old lady who gets a note from the Phantom saying “hey, if you deliver my mail I promise your daughter will marry an emperor somehow” and was like “sounds legit.”


“As also someone who’s making a deal, I will do my best to fulfill my duties.”

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: In the "Time Quartet," Jesse is the first one to say "I won't be left alone" because he is the only Tuck who has truly been alone all this time. Mae and Angus have had each other, Miles had his own family for a while, but Jesse has had no one. So the reason he's so desperate to get Winnie to drink the water and "marry" him is because he's FINALLY found a friend and he knows, from what happened to Miles, that if he doesn't want to be abandoned, he needs her to be immortal, too. Jesse has been alone for a hundred years and suddenly this girl comes along who is excited and could experience the world with him and Jesse is finally hopeful for something again... only to spend two days with her before she goes back to her own life, as if he was never there at all.

anonymous asked:

who do you think will propose first?

are you kidding dan would be a huge nerd for proposals and phil would be a lil more casual abt it (but still just as excited) so phil would let dan plan everything out

dan has dreamt of proposing since he met phil, it’d be like the final cap in their relationship going full circle–dan obsessing over this cute guy on the internet to proposing to him in japan

Although, I have to write this before I forget it. 

Someone suggested maybe Merry and Pippin are Fili and Kili reincarnated respectfully, which I am 100% on board for (hence Pippin’s, “We have a wizard on our side, that has to count for something!”). But why were they reincarnated as Hobbits? Here’s what I think happened:

When they (Thorin, Fili and Kili) arrived in the Halls of their fathers after death, they stayed for awhile and spent time with Thror, Thrain, Thorin’s mother, every family member that had passed. Eventually though, Thorin’s heart began to yearn to see Bilbo again and the ache continued to get worse until, finally, Mahal decided to grant him the choice to go back down to Middle Earth and watch over Bilbo for the rest of his life. Thorin accepted almost immediately…and, of course, Fili and Kili weren’t letting him go anywhere without them. 

As such: Thorin’s spirit resides in the oak tree that grows protectively over Bag End and Fili and Kili were reborn as the Hobbits Merry and Pippin. 

  • David: We have one gay character who is not defined by his sexuality, joins the kingsguard to be able to stay close to his sister and protect her, and because they are sworn to celibacy and to never love and he doesn't want to marry or to love again because after the love of his life died no one could ever replace him and he will stay loyal to his former lover and king no matter what. So how do we adapt him?
  • DB: Make him fuck a bunch of guys to make sure people remember he's gay and have him tortured for his sexuality then immediately killed, making the entire sequence void and pointless and unnecessarily homophobic?
  • David: Perfect.
99 Prompts
  • + this was inspired highly on the lovely @sentence-fragments post “101 fluffy prompts” so, thank you <3
  • + these prompts are tailored to be written in the reader's point of view OR the character's point of view.
  • YOU AND I:
  • 001: "One day I'll sing you to sleep, and you'll wake up in love with me."
  • 002: "If only you knew who I am, maybe... maybe you'll love me like I love you."
  • 003: "We're just two poor kids, from a really rich city. Isn't that a pity?"
  • 004: "(You/I) come in, with mud on (your/my) face, holding a dozen roses. Shouldn't (I/you) be suspicious?"
  • 005: "Just please, please hold me so I won't fall apart."
  • 006: "You don't even know my name, and you're suddenly in love with me?"
  • 007: "I would appreciate it if you would stop taking my breath away whenever you walk by. I kinda need my breath."
  • 008: "You stupid, adorable idiot."
  • 009: "Can you help me with my homework? I figure since you're smart you know what you're doing."
  • 010: "You're fixing me in a way that no one else could."
  • 011: "Please don't leave me when I'm this weak. Please."
  • 012: "You're fluffy, like a pillow... or a well-written fanfic."
  • 013: "I'll make you know love again."
  • 014: "Aren't we passed 'hello'?"
  • 015: "Kiss me as if we'll never see each other again."
  • 016: "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream."
  • 017: "You make me sane again."
  • 018: "Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you."
  • 019: "Stay with me. Please, if you'll leave me tomorrow and never come back, stay one more night."
  • 020: "Take my hand. Take my whole life, too because I can't help it that I'm madly in love with you."
  • 021: "We're such opposites, and I couldn't be more attracted to you."
  • 022: "Can you sing to me until I fall asleep?"
  • 023: "I'm tired of being alone. Don't let me go."
  • 024: "You're just jealous because you're the little spoon."
  • 025: "You're cute when you're pouty and jealous."
  • 026: "She doesn't deserve you. That should be me."
  • 027: "You're sitting there, oblivious at the bar, when (she's/he's) sleeping around and you're just letting this all happen?!"
  • 028: "Number one: stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out of that loveless relationship."
  • 029: "I never meant to get attached. Now that I am, I'm trapped."
  • 030: "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?"
  • 031: "(He/She) won't love you like I would."
  • 032: "(He's/She's) an idiot for letting someone like you go."
  • 033: "I have loved you since we were fifteen. You just never noticed."
  • 034: "While you were chasing her, you were oblivious that I was struggling to get your attention."
  • 035: "It's like you casted a spell on me. And from the start, I was hooked."
  • 036: "The thought of you with (her/him) makes me want to vomit, just saying."
  • 037: "If you want to keep me then you better treat me like a damn princess."
  • 038: "This superficial love shit got me going crazy."
  • 039: "If you like (her/him), go for it. Just stop stringing me along."
  • 040: "You're such an idiot, you've been chasing for the right person when I've been standing here all along."
  • 041: "I think I know (he/she) doesn't love me. That's why I mess around."
  • 042: "I don't want to marry someone who broke me on the inside."
  • 043: "I keep falling for your fool's gold."
  • 044: "I thought it was supposed to be you. That you'd be the one to save me."
  • 045: "You're not the person who gets to be in my happily ever after."
  • 046: "It's sad because I still love you even though you're with (her/him)."
  • 047: "I'm not your side piece. If anything, you're my side piece."
  • 048: "After all these years of not apologizing, you're on your knees begging for my help? After all you did?"
  • 049: "And if one day, you wake up and realize you want to be with me again, you better be ready to slay a dragon to win me back."
  • 050: "I trusted you and you abused that trust. That's not right. You can't waltz in here and think everything is okay."
  • 051: "I had a few drinks now and the only thing on my mind is you. It's always you."
  • 052: "I'm not the same (girl/boy) you left broken-hearted two years ago."
  • 053: "You don't get the glory of seeing me cry."
  • 054: "People may call you a hero, but you're a villain in my eyes."
  • 055: "Sorry, I'm all out of love."
  • 056: "You were the best drug my heart got addicted to."
  • 057: "You left me and went on to become bigger and better."
  • 058: "You saved me from death, and now you want to kill me? You had your chance."
  • 059: "No one came when I was about to die. You left me to die."
  • 060: "I am so done, trying to be your number one."
  • 061: "Every little thing you do pisses me off and it makes me mad because it makes me love you more."
  • 062: "You had no trouble tearing me apart and poking holes in my heart."
  • 063: "You accused me of murder and now you want to go out for dinner?!"
  • 064: "No! Stop feeling sorry for yourself again!"
  • 065: "I'm not the damsel in distress anymore! I. Don't. Need. You."
  • 066: "Don't pretend you're sorry. I know you're not."
  • 067: "You stop being sorry three years ago. Stop saying you're sorry."
  • 068: "You. Don't. Own. Me. You never did, never will. People can't own people."
  • 069: "There is not a single bone of humanity in you. You've turned to the monster I feared you were gonna become."
  • 070: "You're terrible. And to think I actually fell in love with you at one point."
  • 071: "You sicken me, you pathetic low life. Stop stalking me and trying to save me."
  • 072: "I can save myself, thank you very much for your unnecessary and unwanted help."
  • 073: "I don't need you to be happy. I never needed you."
  • 074: "So... you're actually undercover pretending to be a high school (girl/boy)?"
  • 075: "(You/I) just saved (me/you) from a burning fire and now you're asking me out?"
  • 076: "Why are my clothes on fire? Why aren't your clothes on fire?"
  • 077: "What crawled in your pants and made you a fuck(boy/girl)?"
  • 078: "You're sick? I'll be over with lemonade in five."
  • 079: "Stop hiding in the bathtub and eating pizza."
  • 080: "So my dog is a robot that you've been using to spy on me?"
  • 081: "Explain to me why you are covered in marshmallow fluff and Nutella."
  • 082: "Don't tell me you're filling up water balloons with hot tea again and throwing them at your enemies."
  • 083: "(You're/ I'm) (my/your) little sister, so naturally a cold-crazed psychopath man is gonna want to make (you/me) his bride."
  • 084: "Did you just ride on a horse all the way to my house to ask me out?"
  • 085: "Why the hell did you just kick me in the (boob/nuts)?"
  • 086: "You're like a little, shiny potato chip."
  • 087: "Can I dance spontaneously in the rain now?"
  • 088: "Stop using my tooth brush to brush your hair."
  • 089: "What song do you want me to play while you throw up?"
  • 090: "You smell like burps and giggles."
  • 091: "Can you stop rubbing butter over yourself for a minute and listen to me?"
  • 092: "Stop running around the place screaming that you want to be Blue Ivy. We're at a grocery store."
  • 093: "Can you stop hitting me in the butt with a water bottle?"
  • 094: "So you called me over because you poured hot sauce in your hair?"
  • 095: "Am I the first person to tell you that you cannot rap? Because if I am, I'm surprised."
  • 096: "I don't want to know why you're dressed as a banana."
  • 097: "Please don't tell me I just fell into dog poop."
  • 098: "I'm calling you Captain Savage Worm."
  • 099: "You're just an adorable kitten in a way too tight jumpsuit."

draceempressa  asked:

Takumi ekspressing his desire to marry someone who will dote him, and then he married with Camilla, who later shows her yandere side. And their boy Kiragi is not any more sane than his mom. Camilla remind him that he indeed wants a loving family... but they doesn't have to be sane. Then he fainted because his psycho (but loving) family gives him, well, headache.

I had to shorten things a bit or else it would have taken so many frames to do… Hope you’ll like it nonetheless ^^

Did you ever got so angry that you fainted? Takumi just did.

My Review of The Last Five Years (Movie)
  • Some People: It's not about who's right and who's wrong it's about two people who just weren't meant to be together
SLBP: the type of relationship I could see with them (modern)
  • Nobunaga: that really attractive manager from work who you're kind of into but he's your manager so you aren't sure you want to go for it.
  • Mitsuhide: the coworker who is kind of crushing on you but is practically married to his job.
  • Inuchiyo: the first boyfriend, that you're still friends with but never really got over you. You're mom always asks about him.
  • Hideyoshi: Your first boyfriends best friend who has serious feelings for you.
  • Mitsunari: the adorable younger guy who has a huge crush on you but doesn't want to admit it.
  • Ieyasu: the jerk you still can't help but find attractive and intriguing.
  • Kenshin: this is the guy you dated for like a month when you go through your hippy phase.
  • Shingen: Baby Daddy.
  • Yukimura: that sweet jock guy you dated in high school.
  • Saizo: the one that got away.
  • Masamune: the guy you thought was gay when you met him but then you dated for a while in your 20s
  • Kojuro: the hot college teacher you
  • Shigezane: (my husband) the guy who you have strong chemistry with but totally has you stuck in the friend zone.

anonymous asked:

Soft washette arranged marriage. Lafayette never expected to marry for love, not with the money he inherited. Imagine him mad with anxiety at trying to picture his husband and living the rest of his life with an old, stern man who doesn't love him. Laf, truly loved by a few, merely tolerated by the others who married him off. Laf, learning to love Washington more fiercely than anyone else he's ever loved.

So fiercely, anon. George will hardly be able to believe the he deserves to be loved that much.

Lafayette’s instructions prior to his marriage to Washington were quite clear.

“You must be sure to always dress neatly, no one enjoys having an untidy husband,” his grandmother had warned.

Wanting to make the best of an unavoidable situation, Lafayette does his best to adhere to that advice. He is not one to be slovenly in his appearance, but he is forgetful. One very fine afternoon he goes on a long walk than usual, and gets rather preoccupied with exploring this new countryside. His husband, upon seeing Lafayette with his hair all in disarray, muddy shoes, and a tear on his elbow did not seem cross. Quite the contrary, in fact, he smiles, and tells Lafayette that he simply must purchase himself some sturdy boots and a walking coat.

“You must not go on and on about your flights of fancy,” Lafayette’s maiden aunt had told him. “Gentlemen prefer polite and short conversations.”

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A production of Hamlet that takes place in an apartment building called "The Denmark"
  • <p> <b>Hamlet:</b> Son of the late landlord; took a term off from college after his dad died<p/><b>Claudius:</b> Hamlet's uncle, now stepfather, who married Hamlet's mom and took over the building<p/><b>Gertrude:</b> Hamlet's mom, who was almost certainly having an affair with Claudius before his dad's death; a high-powered magazine editor who doesn't want to be involved in building maintenance<p/><b>Polonius:</b> The building's super; lives across the hall from the Hamlets<p/><b>Ophelia:</b> His daughter, who works at the flower shop on the corner and is saving up for her own apartment<p/><b>Laertes:</b> His son, who moved back in after college "temporarily" and is "job-hunting"; Polonius keeps trying to train him as super but it's not happening<p/><b>Horatio:</b> Head of security<p/><b>Francisco, Bernardo, and Marcellus:</b> Security guards<p/><b>Rosencrantz and Guildenstern:</b> The gay couple on the 14th floor<p/></p>

dylanlovesthemets  asked:

ok omg Charlie. what do you think about drunk Derek? like the pack finally found a special type of liquor that werewolves can get drunk off of so Derek's in his mid 20's and finally getting drunk for the first time so he doesn't know what kind of drunk he's gonna be can you imagine all the drunken confessions he tells to stiles, who he loves but hasn't had the courage to tell him yet but all he can do is tell stiles how badly he wants to kiss his moles and hold his hand and marry him one day

Imagine Derek being so sure that the liquor won’t work, because really? Liquor specifically for werewolf? Sure. So he downs his first glass and feels nothing. It doesn’t taste great, he learns, nor does it feel like it’s working. And then he downs another glass and another. And then he starts getting really drunk, because he’s never had liquor work on him before and he’s got absolutely no tolerance

Imagine Derek being a touchy, sappy drunk. For the first little while, he’s just sitting there, taking it all in and making heart eyes at Stiles. Stiles who’s watching Isaac try to do back flips, Stiles who’s smiling and laughing with the rest of the pack when Isaac fails

And then Derek just walks over and throws himself down next to Stiles, head on his shoulder and arm around his middle. He’s practically sprawled out on him by the time Stiles registers it. “You’re cute,” he tells him, and Stiles just full body flushes because oh my god, Derek is a touchy drunk

Imagine Stiles giving the others a Help Me look, but everyone’s having a blast watching Derek cling onto Stiles, burying his face in his neck and breathing him in. They’re having a blast and probably taking pictures and recording it

Imagine Derek looking up at a blushing Stiles - Stiles whose heart is pounding hard in his chest because Derek Hale, the man he’s been crushing on for years, is clinging onto him and calling him cute - with his head rested on his shoulder and a small smile on his lips, eyes sparkling with love at the human. Imagine Derek murmuring “I want to hold your hand” and then reaching over to grab Stiles’ hand, lacing their fingers together and just holding

Imagine Derek telling him “You’ve got cute moles. I wanna kiss them, lick them, map them out with my mouth” while reaching up to slide a finger along the moles on Stiles’ neck, and Stiles just shudders, tries very hard not to pop a boner in front of everyone. Imagine Stiles trying to laugh it off, like “ahahaha, you’re drunk, Derek, stop it” and Derek just shaking his head and refusing to let go of Stiles. “No, I’m not gonna stop ‘cause- ‘cause I love you”

Imagine Stiles freezing at that, the others burst out laughing but they don’t matter. Because Derek has his face on Stiles’ shoulder and is looking at him like he’s the most beautiful and wonderful thing in the world. Which, to Derek, he is. Imagine Derek shuffling closer and maybe pressing a kiss to a mole on Stiles’ neck, whispering “I wanna marry you one day” in his ear, just for Stiles to hear. And Derek keeps doing that the whole night, keeps being clingy with Stiles, refusing to let go and refusing to stop telling him everything he loves about him

And then the morning after where the pack goes for a Hangover Breakfast, and Stiles does his absolute best to avoid Derek. Derek who looks extra grumpy that morning, probably hungover. Stiles doesn’t bring up all the love confessions from the night before, nor does he bring up the fact that Derek leaned over to kiss him, only to pass out on his chest

But then, after they’re done with their Hangover Breakfast, Derek pulls Stiles aside and apologizes. Stiles just laughs, forced of course, and tells him “nah, don’t worry about it, man. You were drunk, you didn’t mean any of it. It’s okay.” And Derek just looks at him, confused because “No, I meant every word of it. I just didn’t really plan on telling you all of that while I was drunk”

Stiles just stares at him, gapes at him, processing all of it. And then, without hesitating, he grabs Derek’s face and lunges forward to kiss him. Derek doesn’t hesitate to kiss back, his arms moving around Stiles’ middle to pull him close, and they kiss until someone (Erica, probably) yells at them to get a room

Which they do, and Derek gets to map out Stiles’ moles with his mouth

Cochlear Implants
  • Teacher Me: Wow! Cochlear Implant technology is so amazing!
  • Wife of a Deaf Man Me: Yeah, technology is cool and all but it's a rather invasive surgery.
  • TM: But don't forget that 90% of deaf babies are born to hearing parents. These parents just want to be able to talk with their children.
  • WDMM: But what about American Sign Language? All the parents have to do is learn ASL and they can talk to their child anytime they want. No surgery needed.
  • TM: ASL is great and all but how many of the parents you met have actually learned ASL?
  • WDMM: Not many.
  • TM: Exactly. With a Cochlear Implant, kids can hear and talk with their hearing families.
  • WDMM: The CI doesn't always work. Actually, it only just reached more than 50% success rate.
  • TM: At least it's on the higher end for success now.
  • WDMM: CI's aren't attached to a culture though. There is no identity. The kids become stuck in a limbo between the hearing world and the Deaf world.
  • TM: The kids who are successful go on to lead very normal lives.
  • WDMM: What is normal anyways?
  • TM: Hearing is normal.
  • WDMM: Your husband would disagree. He's Deaf.
  • TM: Are you saying you married someone disabled?
  • WDMM: He can do anything he wants to do.
  • TM: Except hear. With a CI, he could do everything including hear.
  • WDMM: He doesn't want it. He has ASL. He has friends and people who love him. Including me. So, shut up, you!