Natural Death 3
Our groups’ Oread gets annoyed at an NPC Elf who was offering to buy most of our party for the night and flirting relentlessly otherwise. We all turn to leave, the Oread uses Treacherous Earth to destroy the Elf’s tent as he walks back to it.
Elf: How dare you!
DM: Roll for initiative, guys.
Literally the entire party save for the Oread chooses not to get involved
The Elf gets the first strike, dealing about 2 damage
Oread: I turn and break his spear in half.
DM: Alright, roll strength for that.
Oread: *rolls a natural 20*
DM: You grab the spear and strike downwards with your other hand with so much force that a sinkhole opens under the Elf.
The party members who can throw light down the hole to se the tangled remains of the Elf.
Me: Well I guess he got one hole filled tonight…
Oread: I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE HIM OFF
DM: Well murder hobos it is then!
Antipaladin: Hey, we were leaving!
Me: Yeah, murder hoBO. Singular.