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Natural Death 3

Our groups’ Oread gets annoyed at an NPC Elf who was offering to buy most of our party for the night and flirting relentlessly otherwise. We all turn to leave, the Oread uses Treacherous Earth to destroy the Elf’s tent as he walks back to it.
Elf: How dare you!
DM: Roll for initiative, guys.
Literally the entire party save for the Oread chooses not to get involved
The Elf gets the first strike, dealing about 2 damage
Oread: I turn and break his spear in half.
DM: Alright, roll strength for that.
Oread: *rolls a natural 20*
DM: You grab the spear and strike downwards with your other hand with so much force that a sinkhole opens under the Elf.

The party members who can throw light down the hole to se the tangled remains of the Elf.

Me: Well I guess he got one hole filled tonight…
Oread: I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE HIM OFF
DM: Well murder hobos it is then!
Antipaladin: Hey, we were leaving!
Me: Yeah, murder hoBO. Singular.

This gives me emotions I’m not sure I can articulate, but I made a go at it in the tags. 

anonymous asked:

how long has chernobyl been " pregnant " now?? " due date's " gotta be coming up soon, lordt free us from this narrative already

LOL Well the rumors started last spring, right?

Welp. These are the signs of a fake narrative. The messed up timeline. The starting, stopping and re-starting of a narrative. I always say being logical is never a concern of the stunt coordinators. Because they know the number of people who call these things out is relatively small in comparison to the number of people who buy it. And those who call it out are slandered as “crazy”, “jealous”, “deluded”, etc anyway. Stunt coordinators get away with everything this side of murder.

I’m hoping the current separation narrative is setting up the end of Chiam.

I dunno though. They could deadbeat dad him and drag this out for God knows how long like with Louis. But hey, it’s clearly fake so no matter how long this goes on…

I mean, we can make an argument that real West African art does depict black women as naked with big natural hair, but that’s largely due to certain ethnic groups where nudity is seen as pure and not taboo. African-American men doing terrible interpretations of them by lightening the skin of indigenous women is not it, though. Their idea is to be colorist and erase dark-skinned women as centers of pureness and beauty. No actual Afrocentric art I’ve seen is that headass. I mean, patriarchy is everywhere, but who is seriously buying these fake art?

“Same-sex attraction is outdated pseudo-scientific bullshit.”

Someone want to explain to me how this isn’t blatant homophobia?

Only in reference to the OP, which I can’t reblog cause blocked. Naturally. 

Still, people who are still buying into this gender nonsense: look at what is being said here. The “queer” and “trans” movements are no allies to gays and lesbians. They never have been. As long as you keep lumping us together as “LGBTQ” they will continue to eat away at all the social gains we have achieved.

You know, while simultaneously trying to gaslight us that trans people started the gay rights movement.

If any body else believes this, feel free to unfollow me. Not only has this guy been blatantly disrespecting me and then expecting me to continue talking to him but he has now disrespected all of you.

Everyone deserves love and just because they buy my videos does not mean that they have none. It means - I’m fucking hot and my videos turn them on. It is a choice whether you buy them or not and I understand that some people have different morals to others and do not buy porn, they believe it should be free, that is why I have the choice of both. My blog is for everyone, everyone is welcome here, except people like this guy. If you don’t respect me you get nothing. You cannot have it both ways.

I sell a product to people who want to buy it. If you don’t want to buy it, I appreciate that. I enjoy sharing my body with all of you, that’s why I started this blog. If you don’t respect my service, put lightly: fuck off.

💦 little-virgin-pisser 💦

anonymous asked:

i feel like this should be obvious but for some feason it's not: what's Pilsmannen? what are they refering to?

i think it’s some dude who buys alcohol for underage teens

pils means “makes beer” according to google translate

i feel like i should be more help since i am norwegian but honestly i have never heard of him before skam so

askslikesfrom-queerleonardsnart  asked:

u know i'm gonna ask u coldatom for the ship meme YOU KNOW I AM

YES GOOD I WAS COUNTING ON IT 8′D

  • Who said “I love you” first: Ray, I’d imagine. Probably completely offhandedly the first time. Len froze upon hearing it but Ray had already moved on to other things so he had to pretend it didn’t effect him.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: RAY, THE COMPLETE ROMANTIC. He’d probably be showing it off to people as well. And while Len doesn’t do it you bet he has a full camera roll of pcitures of Ray stored somewhere on his phone.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: They both do. It’s become a thing. Most of them are pointless banter.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: THEY BOTH DO. IT’S A THING TOO. No one can tell if either of them are doing it ironically or not any more.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: For me I’d always imagined Len. This ties into my personal headcanon of Ray being ace, haha.
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Len, probably. ww
  • Who starts tickle fights: Both, tho.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Ray. I feel like Len wouldn’t ask, but Ray doesn’t mind.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: On one hand Ray is the obvious answer, and he probably does it way too often. But I can see Len doing it, and the way Raymond’s face lights up when he sees him is worth everything.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: LEN WOULD BE NERVOUS BUT TIRES TO HIDE IT. Ray is nervous too but he’d be much, much better at overcoming it once he notices he’s not the only one. He’d push away his own nervousness to reassure Len.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: Both take spiders out, unharmed. It’s not a problem for either of them.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Ray already does it without being drunk. Len gets more sappy and while he wouldn’t loudly proclaim it, he’d probably become way more publicly affectionate and anyone who knows Len knows that’s proclamation enough.

i think one of the only real surprises about being a legal adult is that no one tells you about that particular kind of grossness you feel if you go for long enough without eating a plant of some kind