the losers as quotes from katya zamolodchikova and trixie mattel
beverly: i think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse
stan: you know who i look like? i look like a blonde anne frank
bill: i’m a biking vampire witch from the future!!
eddie: underwear- if no one sees them, why wear ‘em?
richie: so i’m fucking a stranger i don’t wanna fuck, because that’s who i am,
mike: i’m not an electrician, and i don’t claim to be one, but i am aloooone
ben: *in a scary voice* i want to enchant you can take your hand in marriage so my mother will get off my back