who are you wearing them for

the losers as quotes from katya zamolodchikova and trixie mattel

beverly: i think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse

stan: you know who i look like? i look like a blonde anne frank

bill: i’m a biking vampire witch from the future!!

eddie: underwear- if no one sees them, why wear ‘em?

richie: so i’m fucking a stranger i don’t wanna fuck, because that’s who i am, 

mike: i’m not an electrician, and i don’t claim to be one, but i am aloooone

ben: *in a scary voice* i want to enchant you can take your hand in marriage so my mother will get off my back

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To Know Fear (Svlad Cjelli) - electricteatime - Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

“Sooner or later he’ll get swept up in something and chatter away or wander off, following a thread only he can pull on and ending up at the strangest conclusions. He’s clever, bright, and imaginative, sometimes to the point where his teachers and parents are concerned, because Svlad Cjelli knows things he shouldn’t.”

***

This is the first in a series of stories looking at the different people Dirk has been in his lifetime, and how they are all a part of him even if he tries to keep them separate.

We start with Svlad Cjelli, a boy who wears his heart on his sleeve.


It’s here! The promised angst! Part one of my “To Know the Parts of Me By Name” series and my first fic for this fandom. I hope you enjoy it (if enjoy is the right word.)

Commissions?!

Hello hello!~ ^^  since Thanksgiving Break is coming I’ll have more time to draw, and thought I’d try doing some commissions!! The general info/guidelines are below: 

  • $3 for one character, $4 for two (payment accepted via Paypal, and you can pay either before or after I finish your commission, whichever you’d prefer!)
  • Anime character requests or OC character requests will be accepted, but for OC requests you must have visual aids, preferably in the form of art and not a real life person, and provide any important characteristics that could help my portrayal of your OC
  • The more details in your request the better!! Such as poses/actions for the characters, what clothes they’re wearing, if you want a particular background, if you want them aged up/down
  • SFW requests only 

Message me if you’re interested! Right now I’ll accept 3 commissions (in addition the two already in progress, you know who you are) on a first come first serve basis! If I finish these early enough I’ll accept more later! 

Izuocha Week Day 2: Tag Team

To explain this, I wasn’t sure what to do for “Tag team” since it didn’t really inspire me at the time, so I asked a friend and she suggested to think of it like Teamwork.. Annnnd I instantly thought of them caring for their child together..  lowkey blame @rex101111​ for this idea because I thought of doing this drawing after reading his drabble fic for izuocha week day one (which if you haven’t read it yet, please go read it, it’s short and sweet and amazing)

I actually really DONT love this drawing at all but I like the idea, and like I said in day one, im trying to post what I make even if I don’t like it that much. So yep

anonymous asked:

do you think sasuke appreacietes sakuras breasts because people say theyre small??

Ugh, it seriously annoys me how obsessed people are with Sakura’s breast size. People bitch when she’s said to be too small, then they bitch if you say she’s too big, who the fuck cares?

There is nothing wrong with small breasts. In fact, as a woman that spills out of a DD bra and constantly feels like I’m wearing a damn harness, I can tell you that small breasts would be preferable to having two giant weights strapped to my chest constantly. 

I bet Sakura loves her breasts the size they are, and since she’s happy with them, Sasuke’s happy with them. Because he’s never cared about people’s looks, and what’s important to him is if Sakura is happy with herself. Considering how confident she is (as we’ve seen), I’m pretty sure all is good in that particular area.

prebeartobemoosified  asked:

HC: you are a smol bean who is super comfy to hug. wears hoodies and secretly loves moose. (everyone should love moose theyre the best i love them seriously theyre the b e s t) Tea, more than coffee. Happy bean! Chill. Sweaters and fuzzy socks. Has a series of Harry Potter books, mix of paperback and hardback. They all look like they've lived longer than they have. Likes stuffed animals. Older than you seem. -grins- how'd I do? Have a great day in your cuddle pile, fren!

I think as a Canadian I’m legally required to like moose or they take away my citizenship. Also as a Canadian I have a rather extensive hoodie collection so I don’t freeze my ass off.

Fun fact/weird fact about me: I’ve never really been a big fan of hot drinks so tea and coffee aren’t really my thing. If I really need a caffeine boost I’m more likely to live off of Diet Pepsi.

So I’m one of those nerds who owns multiple editions of the Harry Potter novels. My first set which was the teen edition of Harry Potter I picked up at my local bookstore is my personal favourite bad sadly my naughty dog has completely wrecked a couple of them over the years.

Kinda meh on the fuzzy socks unless it’s really really cold out. In which case you can find me huddled under a blanket for warmth.

I’m always up for a bunch of stuffed animals. Although I don’t really snuggle with them all that much because I have doggos.

I think appearance wise I look much younger than I am as I’m hella short and don’t wear much makeup but maturity wise I’m one of the elderly people standing on the grass waving their cane for the youngins to get off their lawn. So I guess it depends upon what you mean by looking like I’ve lived longer than I am.

Hope you have a lovely day friendo.

anonymous asked:

consider: amanda kicking priest’s ass and stealing Martin’s clothes back for him. The glasses are in the dash of the van. Everyone is happy.

I will absolutely consider this, thank you anon! I am literally holding out for someone to gutterstomp Priest and get the Rowdy Van back so fingers crossed all our dreams come true 💖💖💖

“We see inside of Lucretia’s office, -specifically the portrait-, and wearing these uniforms of red are seven people:

There’s an elven woman who looks, so much like you, Taako, and she has her arm around Barry and they’re both smiling -

and Taako you’re just like, front and centre frame and you’re cheesing it for this picture-

and Merle you and Davenport are standing side by side, and you’ve got your shirt sleeves rolled up, and you’re laughing and just like, flexing and striking a pose-

and Magnus you’re just kind of standing behind them, and smiling, and waving kind of goofy.

And in the middle of this crew, -with the same cautious smile you’ve seen hanging over her office for a year now,- is Lucretia, and she’s holding her journals, and she’s surrounded by friends.

-and if you were in that office still you could see it all, now - you could see the seven of you celebrating a rare moment of peace and happiness during your harrowing journey.

and its time to remember this moment, now, and all the others that brought you to where you are today.

It’s time to reclaim your Stolen Century. -Lunar Interlude V: Reunion Tour part 2

anonymous asked:

what fics do you recommend most? i've been in need for some new ones lately !

hello anon! here’s a small fic rec and some of the fics I’ve read lately

1- Finding Lou by stylinsoncity:

Louis is the nomadic stranger who wanders into Harry’s bookstore. Harry is the skeptic who falls for him.

2- If You Love Me, Come Clean by withthethieves:

AU in which Louis works at a recording studio where Harry’s ‘up and coming’ and ‘exciting’, soon-to-be famous indie band has just signed a deal to record their debut album at, and Louis’ never even heard of them for Christ’s sakes, but that doesn’t stop him from repeatedly catching the eye of the raven-haired, eyeliner-wearing and slightly dangerous-looking frontman (but he’s not interested, he isn’t.)

3- I Walk the Line by Awriterwrites: *

Professor Louis Tomlinson is the leading researcher in his field. Harry Styles is Louis’ recently hired grad assistant. Sparks fly between them but something doesn’t add up when it comes to Harry, and Louis is determined to find out what.

What happens when everything Louis thought he knew comes crashing down around him? Is he doomed to repeat his past mistakes? Or will he learn to follow his heart and find a way to forge his own path, alongside someone he’s not sure he can trust, but who might just be the best thing to ever happen to him.

4- (Take Me Home) Country Roads by Awriterwrites:*

“Sir, I can help you. Just let me — “ He tried moving closer but the eldest child blocked his way. He backed off, putting his hands out in a passive gesture. “I’m a physician. I can help,” he tried again.

The man shook his head vehemently, passing the cup back to his grandchild. “Tol’ ya. Don’t need ya.” All of the fire had gone out of his voice, leaving behind a frail, sick old man with barely any breath to talk.

“I have medicines…I could make you comfortable…” Louis’ voice was still small, but pleading.

“Mountain Mama cares for wha’s ailin’ me. Don’t need no fancy city doctors.”

Louis blinked at the man, still shaking from the coughing spell. Mountain — well, fuck. That backwoods, uneducated scam artist…

“Of course he is,” Louis said curtly.
*****
OR a Northern Exposure AU featuring Louis as the big city doctor, Harry as a natural healer, Niall as a secretive barkeep, Liam and Zayn head over heels for each other but they don’t know it and a lot of hurt, comfort and moonshine in between.

5- Looking Through You by allwaswell16:

Just as Louis and Liam were starting out in the music industry, writing and producing for up and coming artists, a fateful meeting with new pop singer Harry Styles changes everything. Four years later, just as Harry is set to embark on his next world tour, a drunken confession causes a rift between once inseparable friends. As Harry tries to make sense of his feelings for Louis, he begins writing his next album to express them as it may be the only way to break through the walls that Louis has built between them.

6-Through Eerie Chaos by MediaWhore:

For as long as anyone can remember, Old Hillsbridge Manor has always been believed to be haunted. Everyone in the village agrees and keeps a respectful, fearful, distance. New in town after a bad breakup and an internship that led to disappointment rather than a permanent job, Harry Styles figures taking pictures of the decrepit building could be a great new creative project. Or at least a much-needed distraction while he searches for a job and crashes at his parents’ new house. No one warned him about the apparitions though; about the music, the laughter, the people who flicker and vanish when you call after them, the echoes of a past that should be long gone… Harry has never believed in spirits but even he can admit that there’s something weird going on. What starts as mere curiosity evolves into a full-blown investigation and soon enough, Harry finds himself making friends with an aristocrat from the 1920s and struggling with finding the best way to tell him that he’s dead.

The Ghost Hunter AU where Niall lives to prove ghosts are real, Zayn is a skeptical librarian and Harry gets caught up in a century-old mystery and catches feeling in the process.


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musicals as kids you knew in high school

Les Mis: dramatic foreign exchange kid who plays up their own country’s stereotypes to mess with the other students. Huge heart; cries at the end of literally every movie. In with the popular kids.

The Book of Mormon: the most politically incorrect kid you’ve ever met. Whenever they say anything, you wait a few moments and look around at the other students to make sure it’s okay to laugh. You sometimes lay awake thinking about things they’ve said because they’re right.

Newsies: that poor freshman who still hasn’t hit puberty yet. Has a friend group of other woefully prepubescent boys. Think Sam and Company in Freaks and Geeks. They sit in a corner of the lunchroom and hope the athletes won’t find them. Is very vocal about how much they hate the school and won’t shut up about transferring to some school in New Mexico. Ran for student government as a freshman and won, shocking everyone.

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: Transferred to your high school for only a year, but no one will ever forget them. Was responsible for planning the legendary senior prank that resulted in the principal running from the school screaming. Eventually got expelled. Some students blame it on racism drama that 1812 themselves actually had nothing to do with; most people understand that this rumor is false.

Waitress: the kid who decorates their binder covers with glittery letters and hums while they organize their locker. Spends free time volunteering: not for their resume, but out of the goodness of their heart. Punched the school bully once and nearly went viral. Is actually reasonably popular–partially because they’re friends with popular junior Sara B., but mostly because they’re such a great person.

Hamilton: the freshman kid who somehow manages honor roll academics, five extracurriculars, a part-time job, a small nonprofit, a mental illness, and a dog. Is legendary for sassy one-liners. Carries speakers everywhere and dances on tables in the cafeteria, getting everyone to sing along. Is somehow really, really popular; some of the other kids are salty.

Rent: the artistic/political kid. Senior who the other kids look up to. Openly responsible for the controversial political graffiti in the bathroom. Got suspended once for protesting the student dress code: the only thing the handbook actually says is that you must wear shoes at all times, so they just showed up to school naked. Is low-key Hamilton’s idol. Like Newsies, also won’t shut up about transferring to some school in New Mexico.

Wicked: the other artistic/political kid, though slightly more on the political side. The kid with all the pins on their messenger bag. Their Facebook is full of social justice rants and emotional videos shared from liberal media pages. Is probably going to become president.

Dear Evan Hansen: the kid who’s really quiet irl, but has ten thousand followers on Tumblr and is a minor online celebrity. On Facebook, posts inspirational quotes in pretty fonts with nature backgrounds and gets maybe two or three likes. Draws on arms with Sharpie during class. Is also somehow in with the popular kids, but chooses not to hang out with them. 

Little Shop of Horrors: the kid who is really sweet but whom you suspect is kinda internally unbalanced. Has a dark sense of humor; makes quiet jokes sometimes that no one else hears, but you do, and you’re terrified. Bonds with Dear Evan Hansen over plant obsession.

Heathers: other slightly unbalanced kid, though they’re more obvious about it. Is basically Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Sometimes wears rollerskates to school; listens to podcasts and wears headphones everywhere and only takes them off to fight bullies. Actually still uses an iPod. Not really in with the popular kids, but does have a gaggle of admirers among the younger students.

Be More Chill: the kid who works in the computer cluster. Is quite a jokester in general, so people don’t know whether or not to be worried by their self-deprecating jokes. Is in Yearbook and swaps out the class portraits of people they don’t like with the most unflattering pictures in the world. Almost sent that version to print once and had a panic attack in the bathroom. Is actually rather famous for said panic attack in the bathroom. Has an unexpected friendship with Heathers

Falsettos: the senior kid always making snarky but surprisingly philosophical comments at the back of the class. Insists that all everyday objects are metaphors. Always looks to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown. No one understands how everyone in their friend group knows each other. Tried to run for student government, but tragically lost to popular homecoming queen Dolly Midler.

so last session i gave all my players magical items and they rolled for what properties they had.

Our cleric, for instance, got earings that protect her from critical hits, but makes it that she doesn’t trust bartenders when wearing them… said earnings were given to her by a bartender

and our Druid is a drider who has her girlfriend ride around on her back most of the time. And she ended up getting a ring that allows her to cast enlarge on herself once per day

and what she rolled as the downside is “when attuned to this item, you fall madly in love with the nearest person of compatible sexual orientation”

……which happened to be her girlfriend. She got a ring with the only downside being that she loves her girlfriend more.

Mundane witch tips!

-when you’re about to sneeze, picture the negative energy going out of you

-when showering, take in that energy from the water! Water contains lots of energy!

-don’t have time to/forget to bless your tea when you make it? Bless the box of teabags with the intent on the energy being released when the tea is brewed bing bang you’re done, time saved

-GROUND YOURSELF ONCE A DAY MINIMUM, TRUST ME

-enchant you’re jewelry for whatever mood or purpose you’re feeling that day

-cleanse your crystals every once in a while

-meditate for five minutes when you are feeling bored

-for my witches who wear glasses, put a spell on them to prevent you from dropping them!

-send a little positive energy into a pen at a bank/office so when the next person picks it up they get a little pick me up, for a little pay-it-forward kindness 

-glamours are great spells to put into sunglasses

-brush yourself to rid of negative energy when you’re feeling stressed

-put a lil essential oil in whatever school textbook you dread most to help you feel more positive towards the subject

-protect yourself daily, especially my empaths out there!

-touch your tarot deck/ shuffle it to stay in tune with it’s and your energy even if you don’t do a reading that day

-sigils on shaving razors so that you won’t cut yourself while shaving

-open your third eye when divining

-pick up those heads up pennies you find for good luck

hope this helps! feel free to add something! (Just give me credit and don’t delete my tags when reblogging) 

tokay but you know what is the truly GAYEST barbie movie ever and I, a sapphic, loved:

barbie and the diamond castle

a story of two lesbian farmers who live in a hut together in the middle of the forest, even sleep in the same bedroom

they make music. 

lesbian music.

they go out together every morning, singing about how much they love each other

there is nothing heterosexual about those looks, btw

they literally find two heart-shaped stones that they wear to symbolise their ‘friendship’ and then hold hands

their strong bond is the main theme throughout the movie, and two twin brothers fall for them but the girls leave them at first and go off together (that lesbian activity), of course they meet up again because the gayness cannot be obvious

they never end up with the boys and actually return home together after all the drama

like, this is the ending shot of their story

not to mention the soundtrack has gay classics like ‘connected’ and ‘two voices, one song’

excerpt from ‘connected’:

It’s not an accident, the time we spent apart,
But now we’re so close,
I can always find you right here in my heart.

and

Everytime that I breathe,
I can feel the energy,
Reachin’ out,
Flowin’ through,
You to me and me to you.
Wake or dream,
Walk or stand,
You are everywhere I am.
Seperate souls, unified,
Touching at the speed of light!

excerpt from two voices, one song

And anywhere you are you know I’ll be around
And when you call my name I’ll listen for the sound
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I’ll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I’m here for you, you’re here for me

bonus:

VERDICT: 

CATCH THAT LESBIAN FARMER ACTIVITY

Common Desk Supplies in Witchcraft

📎 Paper clips - Paper clips are made of steel, which is mostly iron, so it can be used as a substitute for iron or iron shavings. Cut one up and put it in a protection powder. Or, you can bend it into a shape (like a sigil) for a simple window protection spell. Paper clips are known for their elasticity and tension, making them great for change spells, friendship spells, or even curses. They can also connect certain things, or make chains. On a practical note, paper clips can be bent into mini candle holders.

💌 Tape - Tape can obviously be used for bindings. It can also be used for invisibility spells or glamors, if you cover a certain word or object with tape. Using tape on a poppet may help protection or healing, but only for a little while.

✏️ Pencils/Pens - These uses change based on color. However, all of them can be used as wands, or to amplify a spell. You may bless or enhance a pen by washing it with a soap or tea, or cleansing it in incense smoke.

📑  Staples - Also made of steel, staples can be used for wards and bindings. Any spell involving pain can include staples. When you staple, you instill pain; when you remove a staple, you heal. They can also connect certain things, and are good for knowledge or love spells. 

📌  Thumbtacks - These are great for protection jars, banishing spirits and, of course, curses. To see through certain situations, you may use a thumbtack to poke through a paper or bag, representing clarity. However, be aware that clarity obtained this way may not come pleasantly.

📝 Sticky notes - Sticky notes have more flexibility than regular paper, in that you can attach them. Use sticky notes for sigils on the go, or stick several sheets of sticky notes together in order to represent layers. If you would like to expand your knowledge, reveal a secret, or even divine, you can write on the top sticky note with a colored pen that matches the intent. Then place a drop of essential oil or moon water on the top note, and see what shapes it forms in the bottom notes.

✒️ Highlighters - Highlighters can be used similarly to pens. They also add extra light and glow to a design, which amplifies a spell’s power.

🔗 Rubber bands - You’ve probably used rubber bands before to wrap up baggies and such. In magic, they can represent tension, flexibility, binding, or releasing emotions. Stretch a rubber band between two poppets (or other symbols of people, like apples) to represent tension between two persons. In the same way, you can also use rubber bands for love, passion and lust spells.

✉️  Envelopes - Envelopes represent anything that encompasses, compresses, or confuses a person. Open envelops or write inside of them for inner clarity. Seal the envelope for anything you want to forget, trap, or hide. You can also use envelopes to hold herbs as a discreet form of witchcraft.

❌ Erasers - Obviously, erasers can help banish or hide things. They also work for invisibility spells, and release a ton of energy through friction. You may want to consider writing a sigil on an eraser, and then erasing it until the sigil wears off. 

✂️ Scissors - Scissors can act as a magical knife for those who do not yet have one. Scissors can disconnect and cut off regrets, guilt, persons or memories. Scissors can also be used to carve into candles.

📏 Rulers - If you’re into number magic, a ruler is the tool for you. Imagine drawing a symbol in the exact dimensions of a number that corresponds to your intent! 

Feel free to add! .+(´^ω^`)+.

This just in, local teenage boys on a date after successfully defeating a coven of vampires

One of my favorite things about the k-pop fandom is that their could be a picture of an idol where their face is completely covered by a hat and face mask, and their will still be tags of exactly who it is, what day it was taken, and about how your dying because of how amazing they look