who are just like

hey i wanna talk about erik klose

  • “i feel like he could hold me up forever” erik isn’t just emotional support he’s a soccer player and he is s t r o n g
    • he got them Midfielder Thighs™
  • he fuckin loves soccer movies ok 
    • nicky, already grinning, in response to erik’s parents asking how his day was: alles ist gut
    • erik, sliding into the room in his socks and running into a wall: soLANGE DU WILD BIST!!!!!
    • used Bend It Like Beckham and She’s The Man to practice his english
    • he definitely has a poster of jess bhamra in his room, she’s his hero
  • he is SUPER tall
    • (he’s actually taller than matt when his hair isn’t spiked)
  • him and nicky are low key competitive as fuck and they run together when nicky starts training for exy
  • nicky quickly learns that trying to outlast a midfielder on a run just. doesn’t work. they do the most running on the team and typically go whole games without getting subbed out.
    • 3 miles in nicky is wheezing and dying and erik is laughing like the absolute traitor he is
  • but!! it wasn’t all sunshine at first i mean come on,, this is the foxes
    • when nicky first got to the Klose’s he was reserved, quiet. 
    • erik was taking a year off to travel with friends during the first 6 months nicky was there
    • when both parents agreed nicky could stay for the summer for some extra classes so he could graduate on time (by american standards), he finally met erik
    • tall, athletic, kind erik, erik who came home with all kinds of candy from all kinds of countries to give to a boy he never met all to make a pun about what a “sweet deal” it was to have someone new in the house, he felt his heart race when nicky smiled at him for his ridiculous efforts
    • that’s the first time the klose’s saw a real smile come from nicky
  • erik convinced nicky to go to church after a while
    • it was hard at first, especially when nicky noticed erik was getting some weird looks from some of the older people in the congregation
    • when nicky asked why, erik told him about how when he came out his grandmother stopped speaking to him, and how some parents didn’t want to let erik come over to see his friends
    • but then erik told him how his parents told anyone who wasn’t okay with their son that they weren’t worth having around, that they loved erik and they wouldn’t allow anyone to try and make him feel bad for being himself
    • and how his cousins snuck out and took him to his first pride parade in hamburg
    • surrounded by people who actually care, nicky started to hope again
  • nicky starts to smile more and erik…he’s so smitten. his new mission in life is to make nicky smile
  • erik’s humor is usually really awful puns and dad jokes, but he also is really good at keeping a straight face while saying absolutely ridiculous things, leading people to question whether he’s really serious or not and nicky fighting super hard not to bust out laughing (because he’s the only one who can tell he’s joking)
  • nicky prides himself on being pretty fashionable so he’s not entirely sure how the hell he lets erik get away with wearing those awful toe shoes. the. the individual toe ones.
    • you know the ones
  • the first time they kiss, erik was climbing a tree and fell out, because all his grace stops the minute he steps off the field
    • it was a forehead kiss because, well, erik’s face was bleeding, but yea
    • they’re a bit of a mess, but they’re cute, ya know?
  • nicky and erik are the type of couple to go to the grocery store at 2am because they really want to make mac n cheese and accidentally end up buying 4 pounds of candy instead while serenading each other to the weird 90s music the store is playing
  • erik loves aldi’s and wants to live there. everything is so cheap, nicky. they have my favorite cheese, nicky. nicky. where are you going. nicky i live here don’t leave we haven’t bought any bread yet-
  • he owns crocs. he just. he does. he bought orange ones when nicky joined the foxes and fuckin little white fox paw insert thingies because he’s a supportive boyfriend, dammit
  • he draws smiley faces on everything. notes to nicky, his notes at school, on his meeting notes at work, and his favorite place: on nicky. 
  • he’s one of those people who can’t tan for shit, he just burns then freckles. nicky is constantly nagging him to wear sunscreen. he always forgets and sends nicky pictures of his bright red shoulders only to get pages of texts ranting about sunscreen and melanoma
  • he’s got scars everywhere but theyre all from like. the dumbest stuff. there’s a big one on his knee from sneezing while on a run and subsequently tripping on the sidewalk and wiping out. several are from falling out of trees. he broke his nose falling out of the shower because he freaked out when he saw a spider. again, all his grace is on the soccer field. everywhere else he’s a hazard.
  • he’s really, really clumsy. he loves fiercely because that’s how his parents taught him. he knows he’s lucky to have a family that stuck by him, he knows it’s the least they can do, but so many gay kids have shitty parents. kids like nicky. and erik may be gangly and clumsy. he may be competitive and he may not always understand how nicky feels because he hasn’t experienced what nicky has. but he has fallen out of more trees than anybody he knows, and falling in love with nicky is an ache he’s never been able to ice away, and would never want to anyway.
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An iKONic wrote a letter to new ikonics and potential fans. Read this guys!

Full Credit @ naekkon ty for writing this T^T

To new ikonics, THANK YOU for giving iKON a chance. You will not regret it. Hate is everywhere we won’t lie, but they make it worth every second of it ;-;

Is there anyone on earth who can name every batfam member ever? No. Even I can’t do that. If there is they are the official batfamily queen/king and everyone should bow to them.

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Michael: Yeah but I could try to call out to people but they car me! I’m just dying and nobody would know

Jeremy: That isn’t going to happen Michael.

This is the ask

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don’t you know

that this

 was not

 for real

i cant believe ive been referring to keith of voltron as quiche when the OG quiche was like my first anime crush

I worked on this during my streams the other day– thank you again to all of you who joined!!!

Hey, can we start trimming our posts pretty pls? It’s really annoying to try and scroll past super long posts on laptop and it just plain crashes when i’m on mobile.

anonymous asked:

Can we please talk about "Every king needs his queen" on POTC3 script when Elizabeth is saying goodbye to Jack??? I mean he was obviously talking about himself and her omfg

AND LET’S NOT FORGET WHAT COMES AFTER

THEY LEAN TOGETHER FOR A KISS

can i say that even though i love Gruvia, i hate how Mashima did Juvia dirty. Juvia was such a complex yet wonderful character who had many aspects of her that could have been explored, and the fact that she loves Gray could have been apart of her, but not the only part of her. Mashima chose to make Juvia revolve around Gray and that was such an injustice to her.

we know nothing about her past, and every chance given, Mashima instead chooses to make it centre or relate back to Gray. Juvia could of had a deep, meaningful relationship with many people. for example, Lucy: instead of a loving relationship shown in tower of he an arc, juvia sees her as a love rival.

I love Gray, Juvia, and Gruvia as a whole, but honestly i’m so sick and tired of every aspect of Juvia’s character revolving around Gray.

headcanon time!!! Nani and I were talking about miraxus + shopping/spending and I have thoughts.

Laxus is the rich kid of the guild. Like sometimes im just imagining how everyone probably grew up poor or just a step above it, being orphans and all. Lucy’s definitely The Rich Kid but that stopped when she joined Fairy Tail. Laxus might not be as rich but think abt it. Guild Master’s grandson. Ivan was probably loaded, too. I’m betting my ass that both men just gave Laxus money to compensate for not being there. And then Laxus became S-Class, earning all that money to fund a bachelor lifestyle. I mean, the fur coat is a dead giveaway to how he celebrates TREAT YOSELF culture (side note: imagine laxus window shopping in some other city and he sees a nonsense luxury item he absolutely doesnt need and he just whispers “treat yoself” to himself before buying it). He’s never had to take care of anyone and he doesn’t seem like a guy who thinks much about insurance (i think all of makarov’s paranoia of liability costs and this and that insurance has made laxus think insurance is just a myth). I don’t think he puts money away. People tend to not worry about finances so much when money has been there all their life.

So anyway. Fast forward to Laxus being an Adulte™. It never occurs to Mirajane that he has a spending habit until she sat down and reviewed their monthly expenses. Mira has been raising her siblings since she was 13. You don’t raise kids and not learn how to hold your finances by the balls. She’s stressed. Sure, Laxus makes a lot of money, but he’s spending a lot, too. Despite eating at home, he eats out a lot when Mira’s at work. He buys useless things when he’s at a job. He racks up A Bill™ when he goes drinking because he has to get the most expensive kinds of liquor. Basically, when she’s not there to keep an eye on him, he’s just burning through the monthly budget. She’s so stressed. She married a 4 year old. Death would be so sweet.

It gets worse when they have kids. Laxus just likes buying stuff for his powerful offspring. Sometimes its just a cute heiloom toy. One time it was 3 crates of baby wipes. Mirajane is just confused. Who needs all that baby wipes? She has to sit him down and get serious. Laxus, babe, sweetiepie, fire of my loins, you need to get your shit together. We just made a human. Humans are expensive. Your wednesday night tab could cover 2 months of baby formula. Do you understand? My most luxurious expenses are Fuji Apples and you have the nerve to buy some snake leather boots that make you look like a 70’s pimp. Stop this or I’m leaving you. It’s not an overnight thing to get over a spending habit (Laxus would DIE before he called it a shopping addiction) so Mirajane doesn’t force it. They do little things to help him stay on budget. Laxus puts an angry picture of his wife in his wallet so every time he opens it, He Won’t Be A Money Dumbass.

PSA if you’re a dancer & your parents pay for classes/intensives/etc make sure you appreciate that shit!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Who would come to work as the most well dressed?

((While I’m sure there are some other misc employees who come into work with too much effort in their wardrobes, of our main crew I’m gonna give that award to Susie. The general dress code is kinda business-casual but she overdoes it (not a bad thing) and comes into work looking her absolute best every day. Her hair and makeup are always perfect and her outfits are gorgeous, I always draw her wearing the same blue dress for convenience but she owns a lot of really nice ones. Joey would be a close second with the vest and bowtie, but then you see the color scheme and it just looks dorky xD))