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Myths about black fatherhood have already been debunked. In a 2013 report, the CDC found that a higher percentage of black fathers eat a meal with their children every day than white or Latino fathers. They also bathe, diaper and dress their children daily at a higher rate than other dads too. But those myths persist — and these rappers are happy to crush them.

One Night Stand AU:

  • Adrien and Marinette accidentally reunite after a drunken night out at a club; too many drinks, too dim lights - you get the picture

  • Cue awkward reunion the next morning, complete with horrible hangovers and awkwardly picking unmentionables off his lamp

  • They agree to never talk about it again; they’re mature twenty-year-somethings with stable lives and healthy sex drives, after all

  • Then a few weeks later, Marinette finds out she’s pregnant. Guess who the baby daddy is?

  • Anyone else and they would have managed, but no; it has to be Marinette Dupain-Cheng, owner of one small, fairly unknown boutique, and Adrien Agreste, heir to Gabriel and retired model.

  • Gee whiz, imagine the scandal; would not be good for Marinette, Adrien, Gabriel, or anyone else

  • So what do they do? Get married overnight and come up with an elaborate scheme to make people think they’ve been secretly married for a while - that way no one can accuse Marinette of being a gold-digger or question Adrien’s ability to run his father’s company

  • Because this will work out great, right?
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Sleepover convo #14

Dallon: ah yes much good sleepover

Josh: did y’all get any chips

Ryan: not this again

Ryan: *sighs*

Ryan: i did have some cheese whiz in my bag but i left it there so its like dead cheese

Brendon: its dead

Brendon: like mcr

Josh: oH NO

Ryan: HOW FUCKING DARE

Gerard: im just gonna go over to the corner

Pete: COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BRENDON GO TO HELL

Brendon: IM SORRY IM SOBBING TOO

Dallon: u guys ok

*all swiftly turn to face dallon, the intro to I’m Not Okay begins*

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