Your new comedy album, Drunk Texts To Myself, is out March 26th. What’s the best drunk text you’ve ever sent yourself?
Every single one in the song the album’s named after is an actual drunk text I sent myself. That was the easiest one to write, because I just went through my text messages and picked one. Before text messages were big, I would just write down stuff. And then if I’d wake up in the middle of the night, I would write down an idea, then I’d look at it in the morning, and one morning I woke up and I had written “Pajama boy thinks he’s John Lennon.” It was underlined like 10 times and it had all of these check marks. I obviously, at that moment, thought this was the biggest idea in the world. And I have no idea what it was.