whitesheer

Tony being your sugar daddy + a “boobs guy” would include:

pairing: tony x reader

warnings: oh no hide your children this is about women willingly using their bodies and benefitting from it

a/n: hello i’m back after 4 months having graduated high school and being a bigger tony slut than ever before

also this is the longest “would include” i have ever written but i’ve been getting requests for this for months and it took me forever to get around to writing so enjoy

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aeruh  asked:

Hi! I have a request, if you don't mind. How would the RFA and Saeran + V react to an MC who's a total rockhound? Like, so much money is spent on rocks and crystals. They are everywhere.

I ended up doing a little research on this one! Crystals are so interesting! (lololol sorry if my information isn’t correct though)

I also gave some characters a crystal that i feel represented them pretty well haha ^^
I did end up giving Saeran one that he deserved, not necessarily one that represented him.

I hope you enjoy it~!

Zen

  • when you first showed him your collection, he thought it was cute
  • at this time, you only had a small box full of pretty rocks and crystals
  • but now…
  • they’re everywhere
  • MC why
  • “MC, I’m all for following your dreams and pursuing your passions, but don’t you think this has gotten a little out of hand?”
  • “Oh ho, my lovely Zen! You do not understand the importance of these crystals!”
  • You get out the crystal grid and a couple bags full of crystals
  • “You have an audition tomorrow, right?” You ask.
  • His eyes brighten at your sudden interest, “Yeah?”
  • You reach into the bag and pull out an assortment of crystals
  • you begin to strategically place the crystals in a specific arrangement
  • it is covered in greens, purples, and whites
  • he has no idea what you just did
  • “The crystals wish you luck.”
  • still confused
  • “This arrangement should bring you luck with your audition.”
  • “Really? Thanks, babe!”
  • he’s still a little skeptical, but if he can have prophetic dreams, then why can’t you have magic rocks?
  • the next day, he ends up nailing his audition. The director gave him the role right there. 
  • makes you grid for him before every performance now. Still thinks you have too many

Yoosung

  • one day, yoosung decided to ask you about why you always carry a crystal with you
  • whether it be in jewelry or just sitting in your purse, you always had one
  • “Oh, uh…it’s sorta a collection.” you replied
  • “A collection??” Baby gets excited cuz he thinks they’re pretty cool. “Can you show me?”
  • after endless begging you end up going to your house
  • you hesitantly open the door and go inside with him trailing behind you
  • he is amazed to see crystals everywhere
  • all varying in color and shape. some were the size of quarters while the others were the size of baseballs 
  • you open a drawer to reveal that it was filled to the brim with assorted and labeled bags filled with crystals
  • you let him take them out of the bags and touch them
  • he really grows attached to a tumbled purple agate
  • (in case you wanted to know about the agate; Agate is a stone of strength and courage; it tones and strengthens the mind & body, grounding and stabilizing emotions and physical energy. Agate helps with the acceptance of oneself and to see the truth. Its healing and cleansing qualities eliminate negative energy, soothing and calming the mind, body & spirit.  Agate overcomes negativity and bitterness of the heart, by healing anger, fostering love, and lending the courage to start over. It is useful for any kind of trauma.)
  • you are stunned by his choice. of course he would choose a stone that represents protection.
  • you decide to let him keep it
  • he always has it with him

Jaehee

  • “why do you have so many”
  • “MC, I don’t see why you need more of the same one”
  • “Jaehee, you don’t understand!”
  • “I know.”
  • She also probably doesn’t believe in what they can do
  • supports you though
  • thinks it’s important to do what you love
  • but they’re so expensive omg
  • all you want is a couple spheres!! why are they like 50$ each??
  • she saves up money from her coffee shop and buys you a handful as a gift
  • best girlfriend ever tbh

Jumin

  • also probably doesn’t believe any of your hippie shit
  • and you have so many
  • thinks it’s unnecessary
  • he sees how much you enjoy them though
  • always comes home with a piece of jewelry 
  • or a new stone 
  • doesn’t know much about what each crystal means so he’ll purchase ones that he feels would compliment your eyes or ones that you have been rambling on about
  • because he listens
  • you feel like shit because they are so expensive and you feel like you are taking advantage of him
  • he assures you that he is spending his money by his choice
  • “and this necklace was only a little over a thousand dollars”
  • jUMIN

707

  • thinks you are mAGIC
  • “Do your voodoo so I can hack through this firewall by tonight!!”
  • “Use your magic and help your god break into the system!”
  • “Be the witch that you are and weaken this enemy’s coding!!!!!!” 
  • that’s not how it works, luce
  • favorite crystal is gold/honey calcite
  • doesn’t really know what it represents but “MC, IT MATCHES MY EYES”
  • (Just in case you wanted to know; Gold calcite will help you relax but it will also give you energy to move forward with your life. Gold calcite stimulates the will. Its energy particularly as a crystal is uplifting. It helps with meditation and inducing a deep state of relaxation and opens you to spiritual guidance)
  • likes to steal all of the crystals from around the house and pile them up around himself
  • there are so many
  • he is in a GIANT pile
  • like only his head is peaking out of that mountain of crystals omg
  • “I AM THE CRYSTAL GUARDIAN. GUARDIAN OF THE CRYSTALS.” 
  • “I AM SURROUNDED BY ENERGY. I WILL GET ALL THE BENEFITS IF I JUST STAY HERE FOR AN HOUR.”
  • LUCE, PLEASE

V

  • 100% believes in your magic rocks
  • thinks they are so pretty
  • probably takes those tumblr aesthetic pictures of them in the early morning sun
  • nevertheless, he still thinks you have too many
  • worried about your financial situation 
  • especially when he figured out that one week you spent your food money on an assortment of crystals
  • makes you promise to put your health above your crystals
  • but my crystals have health benefits you promise
  • he’d also resemble azurite.
  • (in case you wanted to know about azurite;  To the inhabitants of Atlantis and the early Egyptians, azurite was a most potent psychic stone and shrouded in mystery; its secrets known only to the highest priests and priestesses. azurite tempers the mind; it releases stress and confusion, and alleviates worry, indecision, and thoughts that linger in the back of the consciousness.  Stimulates all the mind centers, nourishing a keen interest in life, one’s function in society, and discovering new commonalities and links within our world.  It brings a healing light into consciousness allowing it to be infused into thoughts, feelings, words and action. azurite is excellent for overcoming an inferiority complex, living only to please others.)

Saeran

  • you don’t know if he believes in the crystals’ properties or not
  • you think he wants to believe in them
  • whenever he is feeling sad, you almost prescribe him a bunch of different crystals depending on what is bringing him down
  • you drop them all into his palms and tell him to rub them all until they work
  • he likes the light clicking sound they make when they touch
  • doesn’t know if the crystals are making him feel better or if your worry and care for him that is making him better
  • as a gift you give him a rose quartz ring
  • “This way, even when I’m not with you, I can still give you the same feelings as I am now.” you would say.
  • (in case you wanted to know about rose quartz; rose quartz is the stone of universal love. It restores trust and harmony in relationships, encouraging unconditional love. rose quartz purifies and opens the heart at all levels to promote love, self-love, friendship, deep inner healing and feelings of peace.Calming and reassuring, it helps to comfort in times of grief.  rose quartz dispels negativity and protects against environmental pollution, replacing it with loving vibes.  It encourages self forgiveness and acceptance invoking self trust and self worth. rose quartz is used to balance emotions and bring peace and calm. This calm emotional balance brings stress relief and easing of anxiety)
  • he’s so emotional 
  • tears up
  • hugs you so tightly
just an unfriendly reminder

WINTER IS NOT FUCKING WHITE

WINTER IS NOT FUCKING WHITE

WINTER IS NOT FUCKING WHITE

SHE IS BLACK

SHE IS BLACK

SHE IS BLACK

CINDER IS NOT JUST FUCKING WHITE 

CINDER IS NOT JUST FUCKING WHITE

CINDER IS NOT JUST FUCKING WHITE

SHE IS MIXED RACE/ASIAN

SHE IS MIXED RACE/ASIAN 

SHE IS MIXED RACE/ASIAN

AND BEING MIXED RACE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ONE SINGLE FUCKING EXCUSE FOR DRAWING HER AS A WHITE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

How do you think Edmund and Peter would act if they saw a girl they had an instant attraction to? In separate situations, of course, so that Peter and Edmund aren't competitive with each other. England AU, Narnia AU, or both, your choice ☺️

I’m gonna do this in an England AU, and if you want one that’s Narnia let me know :)

Peter

  • he would go right up to her and talk
  • not the type to beat around the bush at all
  • very good at giving compliments
  • “that dress really brings out your eyes”
  • lots of laughing and flashing his pearly whites
  • he tilts his head to the side whenever she talks
  • super chill about asking her to dinner
  • Peter is so smooth about it that the girl doesn’t even really realize she has a date set up until she walks away

Edmund

  • lil Ed uses his sarcasm as a crutch
  • it takes the right girl to catch his sense of humor and not get offended
  • Peter has to practically drag him over to the girl he’s into
  • Edmund fuses with his hair
  • there’s a lot of smirking
  • sometimes he’s downright mean, only because he’s uncomfortable
  • constantly scared of being turned down
  • if he gets up the nerve to ask the girl out it’s a miracle
  • and if she agrees he’s so surprised

anonymous asked:

I really want a playlist of yours.Feel free to choose the theme

Okay, the theme is ‘All My Relationship Goals Add Up to Macbeth,’ enjoy:

  1. You’re So Dark, The Arctic Monkeys
  2. Patterns, Band of Skulls
  3. Drumming Song, Florence + the Machine
  4. Aha!, Imogen Heap
  5. Ringleader Man, Joan as Police Woman
  6. Monkey, Robert Plant
  7. Three Wishes, The Pierces
  8. Touch, Daughter
  9. Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down), Nico Vega
  10. God’s Gonna Cut You Down, Detroit Social Club
  11. Love is Blindness, Jack White
  12. She, Suede

Here, I put it up on Spotify just for you: My Dearest Partner of Greatness. I recommend listening to the songs in this order, but that’s just me. 

Who else wants a playlist?

Fatal Fairytales - Snow White

She is known across the lands as the fairest of them all.  Though her beauty catches the eye of the kingdom, her wicked stepmother grew jealous, forcing Snow White deep into the woods, threatening her life if she ever dare return. Princes come from the farthest corners of the Earth, braving the forest in search of the fair maiden, but it’s never the shadows that get them. The woods have changed her; it’s darkness rooting deep in her veins, coiling around her once kind heart. She lures them deep into the trees, far beyond where their screams can be heard, and it’s there that she takes their life. Her kiss is the kiss of death, and using a witches spell to take their years and youth as her own, and then stores their lifeless corpses in glass coffins as her trophies.

Oh, and she's always dressed in white
She's like an angel and she burns my eyes
Oh, and she turns, she pulls a smile
We drive her round and she drive us wild
Oh, and she moves like a little girl
I become a child and she moves my world
And she gets splashed in painting
And turns away and leaves me standing...

(...)
And she gives, he gets 
Without giving anything to see
And the day it ends
And the day it
And the day it ends
And there's no need for me...

Dogs - Damien Rice [] [x]
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I’m so hyped about this song. Here are the lyrics as best as I could transcribe them; let me know if any of this is wrong:

I see the lights
Dance on the bay
All of the dark falls away
A glow from the heights
Glances along the water’s skin
Nimble and bright
Swallowed in

I’m always breathless to see
Growing so slowly to greet me
Where I end and where she begins

When she shines for me at night
And her skies show green and white
She will keep us in her sight
We all lie beneath her light

Lost in the clouds
Like tears in the rain
Winking along all the same
Sleeping alone
We never mind her diligence
Watching us all lie awake

Just on the edge of a dream
Growing so slowly to greet me
Tearing it all at its seams

When she shines for me at night
And her skies show green and white
She will keep us in her sight
We all lie beneath her light

Ahhhhhh x2
Ohhhhhh x2
Ooooooo

When she shines for me at night
And her skies show green and white
She will keep us in her sight
We all lie beneath her light

When she shines for me at night
And her skies show green and white
She will keep us in her sight
We all lie beneath her light

EXO as Disney Princesses

Xiumin: Tiana

She just lost the love of her life (luhan) so she’ll go for anything even a frog

Kris: Aurora

Do you really think she slept because she was under a spell. Come on being a princess is hard work.

Luhan: Snow white

She just wants to spend time with the deer IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

Lay: Rapunzel 

Lets be honest this girl is too happy to not be high all the time

Suho:  Pocahontas

She’s still waiting for her love(Kris) to comeback. Comeback, comeback…

Chen: Elsa

Obviously who else would it be. Bitch slays simple.

Baekhyun: Ariel

You have a voice of an angel AND YOU JUST GAVE IT AWAY. Why bitch whyyyyyyy

Chanyeol: Belle

Party don’t start till she walks in

D.O: Merida 

She don’t got no time to deal with everyone’s bullshit. Like maybe I don’t want to marry him dad I wanna marry the real love of my life(kai)

Tao: Mulan

This girl is like half ninja or something

Kai: Jasmine

She doesn’t care who she falls in love with, even if it is a criminal, just as long as he comes with a side of chicken

Sehun: Cinderella

Those sisters (exo) are annoying, shes done with all of them 

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Backgrounder catalog Part 3: Girl in White

She has a crown with three stones and a silver necklace with a bird pendant.  Her clothes are somewhat reused, and she has no unique patterns, but she does have super unique shoes.  She probably has a low chance of turning into a named character.