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Scott Morrison posing for his upcoming spoken word album. The former immigration minister/social services minister turned treasurer has had a varied life and wants to put his many interests in one creative work. It contains tracks like:

  1. The Ocean Will Never Swallow Me (but it can swallow Australia’s responsibilities)
  2. Who Medi-cares about the poor?
  3. Corporate Donors Influence Policy (featuring ANZ, Santos, and Whitehaven Coal)
  4. I’m Always Uncomfortable (God Someone Help Me)
  5. I Just Got This Job Because The Other Guy Was Worse
  6. Minister For Administering Sick Rhymes

Pre-order yours now to get an exclusive bonus track “Economic Scare Tactics Over Statistics” to rock out to!