I’m doing this for my amusement. Pickup lines by the Akatsuki!
Itachi: Can I borrow your eyes? Mine can’t see clearly without you.
Kisame: Did you know the human body is 65% water? *grins* And I’m mighty thirsty.
Pein: …. I like your face.
Konan: Are you origami because I want to fold you up (me: Is.. That a threat?)
Zetsu: If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber
Tobi: Are you a lollipop? Because I want to lick you all night
Sasori: …. *straight face* You can say I’m a master with my hands. *very slight grin*
Deidara: *winks* is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in them
Kakazu: I am willing to pay for dinner, will you care to join me? (Me: this is a really big step for you, Zuzu)
Hidan: I can make you scream. (Me: Another threat?) In pleasure! *giggles at his cleverness*
Sasuke: …. I kind of don’t hate you. *slightly blushes*
Orochimaru: I can do things with my tongue you can’t even imagine. (Me: fuck this I’m out)