I was talking to this guy at work today, and he told me that he tamed a baby deer one time and that he could tame almost anything. I was like, “oh yeah? I hung out with a tame wolf one time. I didn’t train her, but her previous owner did. I hung out with her after he died. Her name is Isis, and she’s white, and she’s really smart.”
There was a long pause.
He said, “that’s from a Nancy Drew game.”
I think I found my soul mate.