freddie calls herself a snow princess and throws ice balls at windows and uses expressions like “or i’ll tell my dad”

nancy is a detective who travels internationally every other weekend and is in a (relatively) stable relationship with someone who is in college

i actually think we’re a lot older than your little girl freddie??


I was talking to this guy at work today, and he told me that he tamed a baby deer one time and that he could tame almost anything. I was like, “oh yeah? I hung out with a tame wolf one time. I didn’t train her, but her previous owner did. I hung out with her after he died. Her name is Isis, and she’s white, and she’s really smart.”

There was a long pause.

He said, “that’s from a Nancy Drew game.”

I think I found my soul mate.