“and then i fired again and then i missed and then i fired and then i fired and i missed. i missed both times. and then i fired and i missed. this went on for several hours and then i fired and then i missed. and then i was out of bullets and i got sad. i had a popsicle and then i passed out in the snow and i woke up and then i reloaded and then i fired. and then i missed. i missed again. i fired. i hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so i guess i missed. i passed out again. had another popsicle. i had a dream that i was firing at something. i missed”

  • What she says:I'm fine
  • What she means:It has been approximately 8 years since I first played Her Interactive's Nancy Drew: White Wolf of Icicle Creek (2007) and I still have not completed it because I could not win Fox and Geese. I will never experience the glory of catching the culprit, learning how he/she carried out the crime, and feeling the rush of finishing a classic Nancy Drew point and click mystery game. I cannot even try to replay the game, because I do not have access to a working PC that will run it. Quite frankly, I probably couldn't win Fox and Geese anyways. Bill Kessler has ruined my life.