“and then i fired again and then i missed and then i fired and then i fired and i missed. i missed both times. and then i fired and i missed. this went on for several hours and then i fired and then i missed. and then i was out of bullets and i got sad. i had a popsicle and then i passed out in the snow and i woke up and then i reloaded and then i fired. and then i missed. i missed again. i fired. i hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so i guess i missed. i passed out again. had another popsicle. i had a dream that i was firing at something. i missed”

And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the package, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
—  Dan Avidan and Arin Hanson
  • What she says:I'm fine
  • What she means:It has been approximately 8 years since I first played Her Interactive's Nancy Drew: White Wolf of Icicle Creek (2007) and I still have not completed it because I could not win Fox and Geese. I will never experience the glory of catching the culprit, learning how he/she carried out the crime, and feeling the rush of finishing a classic Nancy Drew point and click mystery game. I cannot even try to replay the game, because I do not have access to a working PC that will run it. Quite frankly, I probably couldn't win Fox and Geese anyways. Bill Kessler has ruined my life.