On Bitty and the Football Team:

Its his freshman year and Bitty is walking around campus on his Taddy Tour™ with John Johnson, Ollie, Wicks, and some other guys on the team that Bitty doesn’t know. They are coming to the end of the tour and are walking down the frat row where all the sports teams have their respective houses. They walk past the volleyball house and the soccer house with no problem, but things get louder once they reach the football house. 

There are a bunch of hulking men gathered on the front lawn tossing a ball back and fourth. One, with short black hair and a very broad chest catches the ball, turns to the group and shouts,

“Hey hockey jerkoffs! look out!” 

He throws the ball, and it cuts through the air with Wick’s head as its target. It would have hit him straight on the nose too, if Bitty hadn’t caught it, snatching it from air as easily as anything. 

“You better keep this! you clearly need the practice!” Bitty threw the ball back to him in a perfect spiral, and when the offending player caught it, he was knocked to the ground with the force of it. 

Everyone was gapping at the mountainous man on the ground. A different player with shaggy brown hair called out in disbelief, “You just took out the school’s tight end!”

Bitty shrugged, unbothered, “I hope he’s second string.” 

All of the guys on the Taddy Tour™ starting whooping at the chirp, and the group moved onward toward the Haus, leaving a pack of slack jawed football players in their wake. The shaggy haired one offered a hand to the man on the ground.

“You good Brandon?” He asked, hoisting the other player to his feet. 

“Yeah dude, nothing hurt but my pride.” Brandon rubbed at the back of his neck sheepishly, “Who was that guy?” 

Shaggy hair shrugged, “One of the new Hockey recruits I guess.” 

Brandon smirked, “Hot.”  


Villainous Team Leaders

  • Giovanni - Team Rocket
  • Archie - Team Aqua
  • Maxie - Team Magma
  • Cyrus - Team Galactic
  • Ghetsis - Team Plasma
  • Lysandre - Team Flare
  • Guzma - Team Skull

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#201 - Jaune’s Childhood 6… Well, Teen’s in this case (Commission)

Story Time!

Their eldest sister had just graduated from her hunter academy, and to celebrate, the sisters decided to have a graduation party. And what better way to celebrate than with a club, food, drinks, and their dear, beloved brother dressing up in cute clothes to cater to them.

Jaune, now older, is no longer keen to do their dressup games, but his sister wants to have one last glorious send off for this party.

Jaune refused their request vehemently. He didn’t want yet another embarrassing picture of him for his sisters to lord over him.

So they use Jaune’s weakness against him: Pumpkin Pete’s.

They know he couldn’t resist those tasty flakes of sugary goodness so they bet him that he can’t eat an entire box of it in one sitting. If he can, they hand over all of the dressup pics they’ve compiled and squirreled away over the years, if he can’t, he has to do one last (spectacular) dressup of the eldest sister’s choice for the party. 

It can’t be done! The sugar content alone would give a King Taijitu diabetes for days, but Jaune was unfazed by the challenge (plus wearing woman’s undies is starting to chafe his nether regions as a growing lad) so he accepts, thinking that he might finally be rid of dresses, racey undergarments, and those embarrassing pictures for good. 

Alas, though he struggled valiantly with the challenge, (and turned several shades of green 3 bowls in) he was defeated. 

For the sisters however, it was quite the victory indeed, their Schnee-D cards overflowing with pictures from that fateful evening.

Little did Jaune know, however, was that his sisters stuffed the box they procured with two boxes worth of Pumpkin Pete’s beforehand…

The second one commissioned by GreatCow. Idea all his. How racy! This was a fun and hilarious commission!

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