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Can we talk about how Corey Crawford is a woo girl whenever he gets drunk?

If we have learned anything from recent happenings, it’s that Corey Crawford turns into the sloppy, chambly, woo girl at the party who you get into conversations with because it’s hilarious and entertaining when he gets drunk. I feel like drunk corey Crawford includes a lot of wooing and slurring and “noooo YOU’RE drunk!” And explanations of things that confuse you further and don’t make sense because he’s slurring so bad.