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Straight White Boy Problem #973

*girl stops talking to me* Ain’t gonna let anything bring me down

*FAILS a test* ain’t gonna let anything bring me down

*loses my fake ID at the bar* ain’t gonna let anything bring me down

*gets mud on my new bean boots* ain’t gonna let anything bring me down

*favorite sports team loses* its….ok…. *internally falling apart* It’s just a game….just a game……….NOOOOOO WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LOSE THIS SUCKS (refers several times to the team as “We” even though the only affiliation I have is as a fan) …..WE SHOULD HAVE WOn!! Fuck ALL LIFE!!

I seriously need to know why some white boys find it okay to even vocalize that they’ve never had sex with a black girl but want to.

Um….

Can you not treat women of color as if they are only here to complete your weird ebony jungle fever fantasies.

Last time I checked we didn’t do anything different.

We don’t wear an African head wrap and sing negro spirituals while we’re on top of you.

Stop it.