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This Woman Found 'Octopus-Looking' Mold Inside Her Coconut Water And Now She Plans To Sue
And she's not the first Vita Coco drinker to find large chunks of mold inside.
By Julia Reinstein

Barbara: ALL I WANT IS CLOSURE! I’M NOT DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY!

Also Barbara: NO I WILL NOT SEND IT BACK TO VITA COCO SO THEY CAN TEST IT, TELL ME WHAT IT IS, AND GIVE ME CLOSURE.

It’s mold. I’m sorry it looks exceptionally gross, but it’s mold. You can tell it’s mold by comparing it to the dozens of other pictures on the internet from people who found mold in their Vita Coco.

Also, Vita Coco has no preservatives. Sometimes mold happens when there are no preservatives and there’s improper refrigeration after opening (your fault) or a tiny leak in the cardboard no one noticed (their fault). Pour your shit out into a glass before you drink it and move on with your life. Clearly you’re not dead, because you’re on the Internet yelling about this mold. Calm down, Barbara.

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Ultimate Kebab White Whine

“My kids don’t eat green things.”

Oh well, let’s stop the world for little Brayden and Mackenzie and their malnourished diets.

This is why I no longer work customer service.  I am old and cranky and I do not have time for women like this.  The customer is NOT always right…and by that same token, neither is the service worker.  Why?  Because we’re humans and humans make mistakes.  If you ordered red peppers and they put green peppers on it instead, oops!  They made a mistake.  They are really sorry about it.  At least, they would have been really sorry about it if you try not to act like a total cunt because something went wrong.

You can tell a lot about someone on a date by how they treat customer service workers around them.  I have legitimately walked out in the middle of a meal because this dude was being an asshole to the waiter who brought him a regular baked potato instead of a baked sweet potato.  How hard is it to say “oh hey, I ordered the sweet potato” as opposed to “Are you hard of hearing?  Do you understand English?  What is so hard about getting my order correct?”

This garbage woman is obviously of the second tribe.  And she can run smack dab into every closed door from here to Kingdom Come.

*notices ignorant people wanking on my post about white people using Irish oppression to talk over poc*

*notices ignorant whites talking about how “the Irish had it just as hard as the blacks”*

*notices how many Black Americans today have Irish last names for reasons that aren’t interracial marriage*

*notices how no fully white Irish person is walking around with a last name like Anyanwu or Owusu*

I’m so done with this company

They’ve made my job less and less interesting, less and less useful. I started in the French department, then moved. I still maintained some Fr work; went half and half, depending on the volume. Even my mind-numbingly boring Eng work used to be, well, less mind-numbingly boring. But we’re moving away from research and creation in this dept, so it’s not even data entry, it’s just…data confirmation?

And now, they took my French. The most interesting and vaguely useful thing I do all day, and there’s not much.

I’m in the process of interviewing for a job I really want that will be interesting, useful, and tough and now, I really REALLY want it.

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Request: Goofy reads the tweets of spoiled little shits complaining about Christmas

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cherrizard asked prozdvoices:

on christmas I want you to read the tweets of spoiled pieces of shit complaining about christmas in goofy’s voice

Since I might not get the chance on actual Christmas due to busy holidays, I decided to take tweets from last year because you know what, these kids deserve another wave of shame for their bullshit behavior.  Enjoy the unbelievably wretched sense of entitlement.

When people speak against sexism, racism, fat phobia, rape culture etc.. and you feel the need to take that personally and say shit like “apparently being straight and white makes me a bad person.” You are LITERALLY proving that you are a fucking bad person.  Not everything is about you, people do not have to give a fuck about your straight white privileged ass when they are speaking about their own experiences and oppression.  The god damn white whining I see on this website (and the rest of the world really) by straight white men only furthers my belief that they are babies incapable of analytical thought or empathy. Grow the fuck up.