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20 Ways to annoy Jeon Jungkook

1. If you’re a girl, sit really close next to him and put your feet on his lap. 

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

2. Give him “the talk” in graphic detail whilst he’s trying to eat lunch.

Originally posted by jungkookpresent

3. When he gets up and moves away from you after muttering he knows about it all, yell that it’s important to be safe, that you’re glad he wanted advice and that his urges are natural (making sure everyone else hears). 

4. Stare him out early in the morning by his bedside until he peeks his eyes open. 

Originally posted by softykook

5. Whilst he’s trying to do a cover of a song, imitate his voice in a girly shrill. 

6. Get a 40 year old to call him Oppa. 

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

7. When he gets annoyed, say fine and start calling him ajusshi. 

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

8. When he gets dressed for the day, nod approvingly and tell him how he channels “fuck boy chic” well.

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

9. Eat more food from his plate. 

10. Follow him around, blowing rasberries like a minion in his face. 

11. Hide all his white shirts and timberlands. 

12. Fill his Timberlands with glitter. 

13. Play with the music stereo whilst he’s trying to practice.

14. Take over his phone, send embarrassing memes of him to the girl he secretly likes. 

15. Jump on his bed whilst he’s trying to sleep. 

16. Call his mother and tell her you’re pregnant with his child.

17. Call Tae’s father on Jungkook’s behalf seeking permission for a surrogate baby through you. 

18. Trip him up. 

19. Say ‘ha, good at everything my ass. Kookie can’t even walk in a straight line’.

20. Sprinkle him with glitter every where he goes chanting “ALL HAIL OUR GOLDEN MAKNAE.”

Originally posted by sugutie

AN: Whilst I was writing this, kookie’s face was priceless in my head. I think he’d be difficult to annoy in general and less reactionary, his face would give it all away though. 

I was going to release this later, but Not Today dropped and all the feels hit me. 

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I really love your account and I always appreciate the time you put into it 😊 could you show us your favorite summer outfits of the boys? (shorts and tank tops and sandals and whatnot)

aww thank you so much ;_;

NAMJOON :

  • Simple and comfortable (x)
  • all-black look (x)
  • light colors and simple (x)
  • I love this look. Grey looks really nice and the outfit is well accessorized (x)
  • Not an outfit everyone can pull off (x)

SEOKJIN:

  • Denim jacket and simple colors (x)
  • Perfect for the summer, simple and comfortable (x)
  • This is so casual but perfect for those days you dont want to fuss too much but still look good (x)
  • denim shorts and light colors (x)  (x)

YOONGI:

  • Comfortable and casual yet well accessorized (x)
  • all-black simple outfit for the summer (x)
  • I love this look (x)

HOSEOK:

  • The colors here are gorgeous, they go well with his skin tone  (x)
  • For the cooler summer day (x)
  • This is such a look, I love it (x)
  • Really casual but still really nice + dark colors (x)
  • A complete look (x)

JIMIN:

  • One of my favorites. Not some going on in the outfit itself, the accessories make the outfit (x)
  • Really nice color combination (x)
  • If you want something a little less casual but still paired with shorts (x)
  • All-black and simple look for the summer (x)
  • If you want a bit more color (x)

TAEHYUNG:

  • For cooler summer days (x)
  • This is a really nice outfit. casual but with a little more though put into it (x)
  • I absolutely love this outfit (x)

JUNGKOOK :

  • White tee + timberlands + shorts (x)
  • If you’re into the whole denim overall look then this is a good way to do it (x)
  • If you want a bit more color but still keep it simple (x)
Overplayed (Kim Yugyeom)

Originally posted by chattyang


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