Welcome to our weekly roundup of cherished news bits, coming at you via the Black Phoenix Gazette. This week’s batch:
☠ There’s no excuse for boredom when you’ve got crayons and an Occult Activity Book.
☠ We swear we only read National Geographic for the articles, and not for photos of this fossil of a daddy longlegs spider with a 99 million year-old erection.
☠ Overthinking Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: 9 questions you never thought to ask as a child.
☠ Cabbies in Japan are nervous about picking up ghost passengers in the area devastated by the 2011 tsunami.
☠ On the set of The Hateful Eight, Kurt Russel accidentally smashed a priceless 145-year-old guitar on loan from the Martin Guitar Museum.
☠ The John Rylands Library has brought together rare spell books, charms and alchemy books from the Middle Ages.
☠ A cup of Earl Grey sounds so civilized, unless you happen to be a brutal 18th century tea smuggler.
☠ Carpe diem! So teacheth this supercut of movie characters saying the line: ”I should have killed you when I had the chance!”