white suits you

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.

more Rhys/Feyre body swapping

I just really feel like Rhys would have a field day with this and people asked for more and I kept getting ideas. So have some more stuff I think Rhys and Feyre would do if they swapped bodies. Here is the original post that this was based on.

Rhys: *swinging a sword around wildly* How do you function with these tiny arms?!
Feyre: *looks into the camera*

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Azriel: *joins Rhys at the dinner table*
Rhys: *coy* Az, can I ask you a question?
Azriel: Sure, what would you like to know?
Rhys: *elbows on the table, chin resting in his hands* Do you think I’m attractive?
Azriel: Of course I do. Especially as a woman, Rhys, I think you’re ravishing.

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Feyre: *comes out of the bedroom wearing an all-white suit*
Rhys: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME MY BRAND

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Rhys: *starts braiding Mor’s hair*
Mor: *pulls away* What the heck are you doing, Feyre?
Rhys: Isn’t this what we do???

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Feyre: So tell me, Cassian, are you sure you and Lucien aren’t a couple?
Cassian: Rhys, I thought we said we’d never talk about that time at the cabin again? I mean the three of us were really drunk, and I thought we all agreed to just let it go.
Feyre: That’s not what I was referring to, Cass.
Cassian: Oh. Well do you mean the time Lucien and I snuck off after Viviane’s coronation? Because I would hardly even call that being a couple. Or the time you caught us in yours and Feyre’s bed when I thought you were gone?
Feyre: ………….

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Rhys: Amren, I-
Amren: Stop fucking around in Feyre’s body, Rhys.

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Rhys: Hey Feyre, remember all those times I flew you around before?
Feyre: Yeah…..
Rhys: Your turn! *jumps into her arms*

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Rhys: *going through Feyre’s closet* Which thing is the sluttiest, I want to look really slutty.

Calypso: I’m sorry, don’t you find them a little strange?

Piper: Did you see E.T.?

Calypso: The movie? Yeah. Why?

Piper: Remember Elliot? He and E.T. have this weird and disturbing bond. If he got sick, E.T. got sick, if E.T. got drunk, Elliot got drunk. That’s kinda like Jason and Leo. Meanwhile, you and I are like the government guys in the white hazmat suits, you know, we’re trying to steer them in the right direction, but in the end, we just don’t understand.

anonymous asked:

Headcannons for dating Zack Taylor (from the reboot pls) bc I just rlly love him a lot!! Thank you!

Ohhh you aren’t the only one! He’s so perfect! I think I might fight you over him… but here you go! Hope they meet your expectations! Xoxo

(I made the reader the white ranger)

Originally posted by casailes

•He met you the same time as everyone at the mines 

•He flirted with all the girls at the beginning which really annoyed all of you, but eventually he just focused on you

•During practice you two were always paired together because Jason and Billy worked together, and so did Trini and Kimberly. 

      -It took a bit of work but soon you two were excellent at fighting each other, and when fighting the creatures of Rita’s army- you worked as a great team. 

•The team always called you guys exact opposites, Zack was always willing to run head first at anything, while you were more cautious and analytical  

      -When you morphed for the first time- Zack into his Black ranger suit and you into your white suit, the two of you burst out laughing- looks like the team had been right 

•He’s overly protective, like… anyone who might hurt you should watch out, and  

      -During fights, he’s willing to do anything just to stay by your side.  

•So much PDA, but I mean… it’s Zack so you don’t mind. 

       -He almost always has some form of physical contact between to two of you, especially at school 

•He asks you to go meet his mom, “I want the two most important women in my life to meet.”

      -his mom adores you, and even Though Zack has to translate, you still love spending time with the both of them 

•He’s high key super romantic? Like you would never guess but between all the cheesy pick up lines and the ass-kicking he’s sooo sweet. He brings you roses or candy if your feeling down and just always knows what to say

       -for your birthday he planned this adorable moonlight picnic at the mines above the lake and you guys just sit and talk all night long

•He’s a nerd omg, ask him about superheroes or classic movies and he’s got about 40 random facts about each 

       -and then “You know who my favorite superhero of all is?” And he  leans super close and look you fully in the eye “me!” And then he starts laughing so hard cause he thinks this is great and you just roll your eyes slowly grinning at how adorable he is

•Zack is a great listener, like no matter what you want to talk about he’s ready to listen 

•You just love and support one another  and are always there whenever you are needed 

(Feel free to add onto it!)

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Smart (Peter Parker x Reader)

Originally posted by spderman

You watched him silently from across the theatre. It wasn’t meant to be creepy but you couldn’t help but stare. His smile was radiant and he stood tall with confidence. Well as much confidence as a dork could have.

“Y/n” Liz called from the stage. “You’re up”

You were alarmed that the place you were to take was right next to the boy you were starting at. You made your way up to the stage awkwardly and took a seat next to the brunette.

“Alright everyone this is Y/n she’s new to decathlon let’s give her a warm welcome” Liz said starting to clap as everyone joined in.

“Hi, I’m Peter” The boy said quietly as he leaned over and shook your hand.

“Nice to meet you” You smiled as you retuned his handshake but had to turn away in a desperate attempt to hide your blush.

“Alright” Liz said holding up her question card. “Using mental math what is seven thousand nine hundred fifty-three divided by fifteen”  

You instantly hit the bell in front of you. “Five hundred thirty point two”

“That is correct. Nice work” Liz nodded at you.

“Wow you’re really smart” Peter said smiling at you.

“I saw you reaching for the bell” You said giving him a little side smirk.

“Where do you sit at lunch?” He asking ignoring your attempt to deflect the compliment.

“Oh” You laughed rather awkwardly. “I’m usually in the band room. I don’t really have anyone to sit with in the lunch room”

“Now you do” Peter said smiling at you. “I just sit with my friend Ned. We’d love to have someone else join us”

“Alright” You said tentatively. It was that damned smile you couldn’t say no to.

Practice continued with Peter telling you about himself in between questions and challenging you as to who could hit the bell first.

You were really excited for lunch the next day so you could sit next to Peter and his friend. Class ended and the day was over. You went home that night with Peter’s number and a smile on your face.

You two had texted most of the night and at the lunch the next day it was like the two of you were old friends. Ned couldn’t stop staring and you blushed when he finally admitted you were just too pretty not to stare in which Peter softly laughed.

When it came time for decathlon practice you watched as Peter talked with Mr. Harrington.

“Peter is not going” One of the girls said clearly upset.

“Really, right before nationals?” Liz said somewhat annoyed.

“It’s the Stark internship” Peter said clearly feeling guilty. “If Mr. Stark needs me I need to be here”

“Alright” Liz said. “Flash looks like you’re in for Peter”

“Oooo” He said kicking his feet up on a table. “I gotta check my calendar I have a hot date with Black Widow coming up”

“Shut up Flash” You sneered unable to help yourself.

“Excuse me” Flash said removing his feet and coming over to you.

“That’s enough” Peter said standing up and blocking Flash’s path towards you.

At the end of practice you caught up with Peter. You were really disappointed that he wasn’t going to DC with you guys. “This Stark internship keeps you pretty busy doesn’t it?” You asking now becoming super curious as to what he was doing.

Peter scratched the back of his neck. “Yeah well I’m hoping I can do more some day”

You smiled. “I wish you could come”

He gave a small sad smile. “I know me too. I’ll see you around school, I promise” He said running out the door as the bell rang.

The next couple days blurred together for you in anticipation for nationals in DC. Peter seemed really distracted and you didn’t see him too much.

The day came for nationals and as you were boarding the bus Peter ran over. You watched from the side of the bus as his jacket was returned from Flash and he boarded the bus.

“Look who decided to join us” You said poking him. To your surprise he was extremely muscled and you pulled away because the bush was creeping into your cheeks again.

“Yeah well I think this trip will be important” He said looking over at Ned.

On the way there you sat next to Peter while you guys practiced. Suddenly his phone rang and he excused himself and joined Ned in the back of the bus. What was up with him?

When you arrived at the hotel you were all assigned to your rooms and you ended up with Liz. At around midnight she poked you and you pulled your headphones out. “Come on we’re all going to go swimming”

You chuckled and changed into your red and white polka-dot bathing suit. You and Liz both snuck out your door as quiet as possible and rounded up the others.

On your way to the pool you passed Peter. “Hey are you coming? We’re going swimming”

“Oh” Peter said looking startled. “I was actually going to do some studying”

“Really” You scoffed. “I’ll come with you. I really don’t want to swim anyway”

“No” Peter basically yelled. “I mean, no, I want you to have fun and you’re so smart you don’t need to study” He said wavering at his own words.

He was dressed rather funny in a hoodie with a huge backpack. What was he up to? “Are you sure you don’t want to come?” You asked one more time wishing he’d change his mind.

“I’m sure” He nodded seeming disappointed at his own answer. “I’ll see you tomorrow at the decathlon” He said squeezing your hand and walking away.

“See you” You breathed softly.

You walked down to the pool and joined the rest of the team. As you sunk down into the hot tub you realized something. You loved Peter, you really did. He just seemed so distant lately. Maybe he wasn’t interested in you at all.

You pushed your thoughts from your mind and decided to enjoy the rest of the night. After everyone was done you all tucked in for the night.

The next morning you were banging on Peter and Ned’s door. “Guys come on we’re gonna be late”

“Ummm coming” Ned said in an oddly panicked voice. He quickly flung the door open.

“Where’s Peter?” You asked trying to get a look behind Ned.

“Uh he doesn’t feel good” He said slamming the door shut.

“Maybe I should check on him” You said reaching for the handle.

“No it’s ok” Ned said frantically pulling your arm away. “He’s sleeping now”

You were silent for a long time with a scowl on your face. “Alright fine” You huffed. “Let’s go”

The ride there was fairly quiet. Everyone was nervous, but Ned seemed the most nervous of all. Why wasn’t Peter here? Feeling a little sick couldn’t stop Peter Parker. Right?

Upon entering the decathlon the check in desk collected your phones. Then you all filed on stage and took your places. The decathlon went on for about an hour and a half. Then finally it came down to the last question.

The bell from your team rang almost instantly after the question asked and Michelle spoke up. “Zero” She said with a shrug.

“That’s correct” The announcer said and you all burst into joy.

As a reward Mr. Harrington said you could all visit the Washington Monument. You and Ned entered the huge building with Liz close behind.

“Peter where are you?” Ned asked into his phone.

“Is that Peter?” You asked getting closer to Ned and attempting to grab the phone.

“Phone on the conveyer belt please” The security guard said as Ned tossed it on the belt along with his backpack.

By the time the phone had come back through Peter’s call had been disconnected. The ride up the elevator was pretty boring. The tour guide made it even worse.

All of a sudden something exploded and the elevator stopped working. “Look at the ceiling” One of the kids exclaimed.

“Don’t worry, we’re perfectly safe and our emergency protocols are still in place” The tour guide said in an anything but comforting voice.

Some security guards managed to get the top hatch open as well as the closest level’s doors. The team slowly started to file up and out. Flash was the last one out before the elevator began to shake and fall.

You and Liz clung to each other and screamed and Mr. Harrington and Ned backed themselves up against the walls. All of a sudden the elevator was stopped and Spider-Man dropped down bracing the elevator with his feet.

“Everybody ok?” He asked as he started to pull you all up slowly.

When you reached the open door Ned was pulled out, then Mr. Harrington stepped out extending his hand to you two girls.

“Go on” You urged Liz and helped her up.

Suddenly the elevator started to shake again and Spider-Man’s webbing snapped sending you plummeting down.

“Y/n, no!” Spider-Man yelled as he extended his arm and webbed your hand leaving you suspended in mid air.

Your breath hitched as he caught you. You were terrified but something about him let you know it would be ok.

He slowly lifted you up and into his arms. Before he set you down on the level he clung tightly to you almost as if he was hugging you.

He finally set you down on the platform and Ned pulled you back. He hung there for a moment and looked directly at you. “Are you ok?”

You nodded silently. Then yet again his webbing snapped and down he fell.

“Are you really friends with Peter Parker” Flash yelled down the now destroyed elevator shaft.

“Are you ok?” Ned asked you somewhat freaking out.

“Yeah, I’m fine” You nodded still in a bit of a daze from the whole ordeal.

Moments later paramedics rushed in and insisted on taking you and some of the others to the hospital just to be checked out. Though things were crazy and moved by in a blur, one thing stood out: Spider-Man called you by your name.

When you got back to the hotel it was night. Without hesitation the first thing you did was go right to Peter and Ned’s room. Without knocking you opened the door.

Ned was startled and laying in bed. Confirming your suspicions Peter was not there. “Ned what do you know”

“About what?” He asked jumping out of bed and backing up against the wall.

“Spider-Man. I know it’s Peter. It has to be Peter” You said starting to pace back and forth. “He wasn’t at the decathlon, he disappeared last night, he’s always busy….he knew my name” You said stopping and looking at Ned who still remained shocked and silent against the wall. “Ned” You said getting closer to him. “Is Peter Spider-Man?”

“I am” The voice from the doorway called out. You jumped and turned around meeting Peter’s chocolate brown eyes. You couldn’t read the expression on his face. Was he mad? Relieved? Afraid? Peter shut the door gently.

“I didn’t tell her anything” Ned said defensively.

Peter’s face finally cracked into a smile. “It’s ok Ned”

“So he knew” You said throwing your hands up in the air. “Why didn’t you tell me? I’ve been so worried about you! Just a small heads up so I didn’t have to worry. Why didn’t you just tell me, that way…..”

“Because I love you” Peter finally burst out, talking over you.

“What?” You asked stopping mid sentence. You could feel your heart racing.

Without hesitation Peter lunged forward and grabbed your waist pressing his lips against yours. They were warm, soft, but slightly chapped. His grip was tight on you but you felt safe.

“Um should I leave?” Ned interrupted your kiss.

“Sorry Ned” You said laughing resting your head on Peter’s shoulder.

“Was that ok?” Peter asked suddenly very nervous.

“Yes” You nodded. “I love you too”  

He grinned but then his smile dropped and he paced away from you. “I wanted to tell you, I really did. It’s just that I care about you so much and I thought if I told you that it would put you in danger. Ned found out on accident” He added shaking his head and Ned grinned sheepishly.

“I understand” You nodded. “But honestly I’m glad I know now”

“Me too” Peter nodded. “Because I’m going to need your help”

Masterpiece

“Where are you taking me?”

“Don’t ask as if I’m gonna say where, love.”

Harry chuckled under his breath, your hand firmly on his to guide you to who knows where since you’re in a blindfold.

“Are we going to go in like a simulated escape room?”

He laughed, a smile on his face that you knew was there without needing to see it.

“Why would I take you to an escape room on your birthday?”

“Bacause maybe I would be scared shitless and you’re going to be my savior?”

“’S a fair point and cheesy but no.”

You gasped, your hand covering your mouth that made Harry stop.

“A Red Room? Like 50 Shades of Grey?”

“Oh my god,” he muttered under amusedly under his breath, not being able to refrain the blush on his cheeks.

“Sadly, no.”

“A place?”

You exasperatedly asked, frowning which made him take notice of instantly.

“No frowning for the birthday girl.”

It made you frown even more, the blindfold slightly moving because of your furrowed eyebrows.

Harry sighed, carrying you instead with your hand nuzzled on his neck because if it was anything, you love Harry carrying you, regardless of the situation.

He finally stopped and placed you, kissing your cheek and taking your blindfold off which made you surprised.

You were surrounded by both of your and Harry’s friends and family, good two-digit feet away from the both of you. The place was spacious; an art gallery. You only realized when you looked around; paintings and photographs of you and some of the both of you.

He did the photographs, the reason why he always careies his phone around. Some framed photographs were left raw and some edited to the way he envisioned it to be.

The paintings; he made a sketch of one or two. But most of them were done by Harry’s friends that happened to be artists. He would go to them right after his studio sessions and would precisely describe every single detail of how the paintung or generally the art would go. The color palette, how your hair was put down, your smile and every single detail.

“Wait here. ’M gonna make a speech.”

Your eyes started filling with tears as everything came crashing to you in full speed. Harry’s effort, the people that are witnessing this and everything that’s worth.

Your eyes landed on Harry in a small stage, microphone in hand and his loving eyes trained on you.

“There are two things to be known here and maybe more.”

He looked down on his shoes, a smile forming.

“First, is that it’s Y/N’s birthday. And second, for every exhibit, there’s the center piece. The masterpiece. And you’ve noticed that there isn’t one because there isn’t one that’s labelled.”

He came down the stage and walked towards you, people clearing a path for him to do so.

It was when he finally reached you, a curtain being unveiled behind you only to show a huge painting.

It looked real, it’s going to be real.

It’s the both of you in front of huge cathedral church doors, Harry dressed in a white suit and you in a wedding gown he thought of himself for days, needing to pick up a pencil for this one, a bouquet in your hands.

The room was filled with screams and cheers and flashes until Harry spoke into the wireless mic.

Harry on his one knee.

“Our future’s behind her. My future’s in front of me.”

He laughed, while you brought you hands to your face and nodding eagerly, the both of you and Harry laughing.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the masterpiece I would like to make mine.”