white girl problems

I am officially the whitest person I’ve ever met. I am the embodiment of every stereotype.

I’d never been to Taco Bell (yes, I know, judge me all you want) and today I came to the big city so I decided to try it, I got a burrito and I couldn’t even eat half of it before I started wheezing, was out of breath, red and puffy because it was “too spicy”.

Now I have a headache, my nose, stomach and my lips hurt and from now on I’ll stick to salt.

Room decoration
  • normal girls: oh I have room decoration for each season: christmas, spring, summer, autumn...
  • me: *has christmas lights hanging the whole year*
  • well I think that's all purpose decoration