white chicks hold my poodle

Cuando alguien lastima a su familia:

-”Vamos a dejar las cosas claras…”: (Aries, Escorpio, Cáncer, Capricornio)

-”Deja a mi familia a un lado, métete conmigo”: (Libra, Tauro, Leo, Acuario)

-”Ojo por ojo, diente por diente”: (Virgo, Piscis, Géminis, Sagitario)

The Signs as Lines From White Chicks

Aries: Hold my poodle. HOLD MY POODLE!!
Taurus: Oopsie, I did a poopsie
Gemini: I AM SO FRICKEN PISSED
Cancer: What a beautiful chocolate man
Leo: Fo shizzle ma dizzle
Virgo: Triple-T K A: Time To Totally Kick Ass
Libra: I tell them to make me look like Gwenyth Paltrow and I come off the table looking like fricken Shrek!
Scorpio: Don’t hate me ‘cuz you ain’t me
Sagittarius: Oh my god she’s gonna have a B.F! “A B.F?” A Bitch Fit!!!
Capricorn: Easy, I won’t bite…unless you ask me to
Aquarius: Thanks Rico Suave
Pisces: Did I say hot?…. I meant NOT!