white chicks and mean girls

anonymous asked:

HEy (: Can you maybe recommend me some romantic/comedy movies? I'm in desperate need of new good ones! xx

Oh my god, I don’t even—I don’t know where to start, I’m such a slut for rom coms, it’s ridiculous. I haven’t watched any new ones lately, but I’ll just list some of my favorites and hopefully you’ll see one you haven’t watched before!

ROM COMS

The Princess Bride (1987)

Clueless (1995)

She’s All That (1999)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Never Been Kissed (1999)

Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Legally Blonde (2001)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Just Married (2003)

A Cinderella Story (2004)

13 Going on 30 (2004)

Ella Enchanted (2004)

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

The Prince and Me (2004)

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

The Perfect Man (2005)

Hitch (2005)

Just My Luck (2006)

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

It’s a Boy Girl Thing (2006)

She’s the Man (2006)

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

The Holiday (2006)

The Nanny Diaries (2007)

Wild Child (2008)

The Proposal (2009)

17 Again (2009)

Easy A (2010)

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Friends With Benefits (2011)

Stuck In Love (2012)

Love, Rosie (2014)

STRAIGHT UP ROMANCE

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Step Up (2006)

Beyond the Lights (2014)

In Your Eyes (2014)

ROMANCE MOVIES THAT WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU CRY

Titanic (1997)

Moulin Rouge (2001)

Tuck Everlasting (2002)

A Walk to Remember (2002)

Raise Your Voice (2004)

Becoming Jane (2007)

P.S. I Love You (2007)

Keith (2008)

If I Stay (2014)

FUNNY MOVIES TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE SAD

Bring It On (2000)

White Chicks (2004)

Mean Girls (2004)

Without a Paddle (2004)

Just Friends (2005)

Bridesmaids (2011)

Pitch Perfect (2012)

21 Jump Street (2012)

We’re The Millers (2013)

The Heat (2013)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

raythebrutallyhonestguy  asked:

Actually nice: 5, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 20, 21, 25, 28, 29, 30, 31, 33, 55, 57, 59 and 60: Do you have a question? Sorry if they are too many.

Hiii Raay~ :’D

5-  is there anyone who can always make you smile? 

MY SISTER, always, no matter if i’m crying or in my i don’t-feel-like-talking mood, she always can make me smile :DD ! 

11- are you listening to music right now?

hell yes omokage- shaman king ending bEAUTIFUL

12- what is something you want right now?

chocolate tbh

16- have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t

i’ve always wanted to tell my best friend that i liked him a LOT but then he told me HEY I’M BI AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND and i was like oh .. okay I SUPPORT YOU I LOVE YOU BYE

17- opinion on insecurities.

We all have them no matter how confident we look~ 

20- what is your favourite song at the moment?

Paramore- told you so ~ *0* ❤

21- age and birthday?

18 y.o, 17 July ~

25- role model

omg i don’t know :o

28. i’ll love you if…

YOU ARE KIND that’s it  ❤

29. favourite film(s)

Scary Movie, Mean girls, white chicks, the proposal, the nightmare before christmas

30. favourite tv show(s)

Brooklyn 99, how i met your mother, friends, full house, modern family :D

31. 3 random facts

I was into MLP and Ranma ½ 4 years ago lol, those were my first fandoms xD, i hate enchiladas (?, i love office au … OMG WHO AM I

33. something you want to learn

I feel like i’m prepared to learn another language, i mean i’m not perfect at english??? buuuut meh, i would like to learn japanese, actually i’m studying by myself but i still think i need a professor

55. tumblr friends

*cracks fingers* (? YOU RAY, @nori-wings , @rosikichan @redphlox @freaky-fan-girl @innocentcinnamonbun @sahdah @soulofargent @dont-tell-anyone-im-nate @thechar-latte @questionablyclutteredjelly @wife-of-queens-watchdog @shamankingasakuraworld @walkerclown @swolevans @soulofez @asakura-holly @honestlyimpossiblecollector @eleanorchipettelover @nikowldrabbles @lexyanimecircus @senwe @mrsashketchum @imosoul @paulavieyra99@fandomfanaticcupcake @fuledbyfantasy @oblivion-time  ❤

57. favourite animal(s)

Cats :’0

59. why i joined tumblr

i’m soma trash and i wanted to join resbang lolol 

THAT’S ALL THANKS RAYY

Movies That Turn Ten in 2014

2004 was a pretty good year or movies.  This list makes me feel old.  I saw some of these in theaters.  Here are my favorites that will be celebrating their tenth birthdays this year:

  • Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed- 3/26/04
  • 13 Going On 30- 4/30/04
  • Mean Girls- 4/30/04
  • Shrek 2- 5/19/04
  • Napoleon Dynamtie- 6/11/04
  • Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story- 6/18/04
  • White Chicks- 6/23/04
  • A Cinderella Story- 7/16/04
  • I, Robot- 7/16/04
  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement- 8/11/04
  • Without A Paddle- 8/20/04
  • The Incredibles- 11/5/04
  • National Treasure- 11/19/04
  • The Spongebob Squarepants Movie- 11/19/04
  • Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events-12/17/04
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Ashton: 

 "Ashieeeee,“ You shout from your comfortable blanket fort. His head pops out from behind the kitchen door. "Yes, Y/N?” He asks “I want chocolate.” You demand and he rolls his eyes. “Two minutes.” He tells you and disappears back into the kitchen. 

 Another wave of cramps washes over you and you clutch your stomach as tears splash down your cheeks. “Here you- oh, are you okay?” His face frowns in concern. “I hate being a girl!” You moan and he plods over to your fort. “Ssshh, let it out.” He gently rubs your back as you clutch his shirt, sobbing into it. 

 "S-sorry.“ You apologise and wipe your eyes with the back of your hands and sniffle. "It’s okay, you want anything else?” He puts the chocolate next to you and starts getting up. You reach up and clutch his arm securely.

 "Hold me.“ You whisper and his eyes twinkle. He sits back down next to you and wraps his arms around you waist, pulling you into his chest as he whispers sweet nothings into you eat and plays with your hair.

 "I love you Ashton.” You say before drifting off. “And I love you too, Y/N” he murmurs into your hair.

 Michael: 


 Seeing as your boyfriend Michael is in an internationally famous band, he’s away a lot of the time. Normally you miss him but when Mother Nature comes, everything seems worse. You can’t do anything without thinking of him and he haunts your dreams. You just miss your boyfriend.

 Mikey: You there, Y/N? Can I Skype you? Xx 

 You quickly reply with a yes and straighten yourself, clearing away the ice cream containers and tissues and fixing your smudged mascara. You’re quick to answer his call and as his face fills the screen feel a wave of emotion wash over you. 

“Hey Y/N! We’re in France at the moment and I bought you a- wait, why are you crying?” You can’t stop the tears flooding your vision. “No, baby, don’t cry.” Michael sounds distressed and you hiccup. His face clouds over and he realises just how much you must miss him.

 "I can’t help it, I love you so much but I hate you at the same time. Why do you have to be away for so long? Do you not love me anymore? Wait, are you cheating on me. I knew it you’re cheating on me. I hate you so much.“ You complain and he seems to figure out what’s going on. 

 "I know touring must suck for you and I really miss you too, but I bought you something.” He bribes you and you look up at the screen. “You got me something?” You ask, perking up. 

 Michael buys the best presents. Usually a bear, some chocolate or a bunch of flowers but they always suit the occasion and you look forward to them. “What is it?” You squint at the screen as he holds up a slip of paper.

 "Plane tickets.“ He grins mischievously up at you. "I talked to your university and they said you could come out for two weeks to be on tour with us!” He starts smiling an you bounce up and down. “I love you so much! I’m sorry for being a bitch, it’s just-” he finishes for you, “Your time of the month I get it. Wait, it is, isn’t it? Have I messed up again. Shit-” “Calm Mikey. I’ll see you in,” you squint at the screen towards the tickets. “Two days!” You disconnect and flop back on your bed. Best. Surprise. Ever.

 Calum: 

 You sigh and flush the airport toilets. You’ve just arrived in Florida where your long-term boyfriend of two years Calum, has flown you out to so you can join him on tour. You wash your hands and swallow down a paracetamol before adjusting your hair and exiting the bathroom. 

You pick your bags off the conveyer belt and lug them along to the doors leading outside the airport. Immediately you see a man in a dark suit standing awkwardly next to a group of teen girls with a place card reading ‘Mrs Hood’.

 You chuckle at Calum’s wording and take pictures with the fans who have come out to see the girlfriend of the famous boy. “I’ve got to go now but I’ll give them your twitters.” You promise, itching to see your boyfriend after so long.

 Sitting in the back of a car for two hours in the heat is not comfortable or convenient and your stomach isn’t feeling amazing. Still, it’s worth it to see him again. “Here’s the key. Fourth floor, room number 27.” The man in the suit tells you and you thank him before taking the escalator upstairs nerves wracking your body. 

 Cal: Are you here yet? I missss you! Oh, I prepared a surprise for you too xx 

You smile and quickly type back a reply saying you’ll be there in two minutes. The doors ding open and you excitedly find yourself turning the keys to room number 27. “Cal?” You question and walk into the darkened room.

 You gasp as you see hundreds of candles littering the bed and floors and see Calum standing in the middle of it all with a bunch of red roses. Without a word, you run over and he meets you, hugging you tightly and spinning you around quickly. 

“You’re here.” He smiles against your newly connected lips as his warm hands trail over your body. “Yeah, I am.” You hum and he smiles.

 "Do you like my decorations?“ He smirks and moves his hands down to your butt, squeezing it jokingly. Realisation dawns over you. “Calum, I don;t think-” He holds a hand up and kisses you roughly, attempting to slip a hand under your jeans.

You reluctantly untangle yourself and distance yourself from him as his face clouds over. "I can’t Calum. Not today.” You sigh and run a hand through your hair whilst he looks confused. “Why not?” You blush and look away. He gently takes your hands and tilts your head towards him. “Mother Nature being a bitch?” He questions and you nod. “Oh well, at least you’re here.” He shrugs and you spend the rest of the evening cuddling and enjoying each others company-something you haven’t been able to do for a long time.

 Luke:

 "FUCK.“ You shout noisily and slam the bathroom door shut behind you as you stalk angrily down the stairs. "What’s wrong, Y/N?” Luke’s anxious face appears next to yours and you push past him.

 "I can’t come on the water park trip today.“ You reply sulkily and get out a tub of chocolate ice cream. Considering you’ve known each other for four years, Luke guesses what’s up. 

 "Do you want me to stay home with you?” He offers and you shake your head. “I don’t wanna ruin it for you.” You viscously dig into the tub and shovel the frozen food into your mouth, slightly groaning from the taste.

 "I don’t mind. I’ll go call Michael and tell him.“ Before you can protest, he’s gone and phoned his best friend, cancelling the plans that have been made for months.

 "You didn’t need to do that..” you mutter guiltily as he comes back over and hugs you tightly. “Don’t be silly. I’d much rather be here with my girlfriend than out there without you. Now, what do you want to watch? Mean Girls or White Chicks?”

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mean girls is possibly the single most overrated thing among my generation to date, “unfollow me if u don’t get this” bitch we all get it, we get every annoying ass stupid regina george white ppl cant be from africa she doesnt even go here glen fucking coco reference that for whatever reason you feel is the unparalleled pinnacle of film in it’s entirety, it is not funny and i will GRACIOUSLY block you bc i would never follow a blog that thinks mean girls is anyway a film that should be watched a second time 

the signs as things in netflix
  • Aries: White Chicks
  • Taurus: Bob's Burgers
  • Gemini: Gossip Girl
  • Cancer: Pretty Little Liars
  • Leo: Mean Girls
  • Virgo: Bill Nye the Science Guy
  • Libra: That 70's Show
  • Scorpio: American Horror Story
  • Sagittarius: Futurama
  • Capricorn: Orange is the New Black
  • Aquarius: Breaking Bad
  • Pisces: Ouran High School Host Club
No offense, but why do Asians,Latina and black women try to be with white men or the majority do?

That’s all I see It’s not like I hate it but I find them inatractive is it because Asians,blacks,Latina women hate themselves or something? I usually don’t see a lot of Asians but when I do they’re with there family or a white guy …. It’s weird and honestly I find it pathetic To me it seems like they hate who they are and want to be white.. I mean a lot of black chicks and Latina girls came up to me when I was in highschool it’s just weird… So what’s your opinion?

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maddi-higgs  asked:

Too 5 movies for a girls night in? You and Kara have impeccable taste x

We truly do.

  • Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
  • All three High School Musicals
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • A Cinderella Story
  • Crazy Stupid Love
  • The Little Princess
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Raise Your Voice
  • Just My Luck
  • What A Girl Wants
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Suddenly 30
  • The Proposal
  • Pretty in Pink
  • Beetlejuice
  • Pitch Perfect
  • Bridesmaids
  • Annie
  • Mean Girls
  • White Chicks
  • The Hot Chick
  • Now and Then
  • New York Minute
  • Legally Blonde
  • Clueless
  • My Girl
  • She’s The Man
  • Easy A

Plus something that’s slightly scary but not too scary, and then a happier one to take your mind off the scary one before bed.

Sorry I know you asked for 5 but I felt like I was excluding the other ones and I can’t be given that much responsibility

anonymous asked:

Happy birthday!!!! Could you write some platonic Simon/Penny headcanons?? Love seeing you on my dash :)))

Thanks so much Anon!! <3 
Here are some platonic Simon & Penny friendship headcanon’s :D 
sorry that it took me so long I’m a lazy piece of shit

- Penny sometimes forgets to eat dinner and will skip meals altogether when she’s studying hard for a test/exam. Simon will sneak her some sour cherry scones from the kitchen late at night. 
- Simon is secretly really knowledgable in all aspects of magical creatures totally has nothing to do with a certain stalking vampire habit, Simon ends up helping Penny with her magical creatures studies in return for her helping him with his written work. 
- Simon fucked up a simple “on & off” light switch spell and ended up turning Penny’s hair green. (They still don’t know how it happened. Simon apologised every time he saw her for days. Penny didn’t mind the hair, she knew that she rocked it). 
- Penny straight up defends Simon against anyone who belittles his magic. Anyone. 
- They go trick-or-treating together all the time on Halloween. Penelope goes as a cliché Witch, with a pointy hat and a broomstick. Simon goes as a dragon of course, with fake wings and a tail. Agatha dresses up as the Princess she is. 
- You can bet your ass Penny sends Simon letters throughout the school break, threatening to cave the Mage’s face in if he doesn’t tell her where Simon’s new house is. 
- Simon tries distancing himself from his friends, in the hopes that this will prevent them from getting hurt. Penelope ends up dragging his ass back because “we’re in this together dumbass.” 
- You can fight me on this but Penny and Simon have totally had a slumber party. The full on nail painting, gossiping, rom-com watching sleepovers. (Simon loves Mean Girls and White Chicks. He’ll never admit it though). 
- Simon being a protective friend to Penny, death glaring anyone who dares to look at her the wrong way. He’ll even spell them away a few times, tripping them over and knocking them down. Its the only time his magic doesn’t go off. 
- Simon doesn’t like talking about the Mage and Humdrum incident, Penny understands. Opting for their little “moments” to be them curled up on the couch watching Disney movies and drinking Pumpkin Mocha Breve (or watching Twilight, much to Baz’s annoyance). 
- The jean jokes
- Penny being the one to teach Simon how to dance for Watford’s Senior Prom. 
- Simon helping Penny study in the middle of the night with home-made flash cards. 
- The eye rolls Penny gives when Simon mentions the words “Baz” and “plotting.” 
- Penny giving Simon some encouraging reassurance on his first date with Baz and even going so far as to help Simon pick out something to wear because “bloody hell Simon you’re going to a restaurant not the zoo!” 
- Simon acting like a protective brother when Micah comes down for the first time. Simon puts on the whole “20 questions Dad act.” 
- Simon and Micah becoming good friends. 
- I’m sorry but Micah asking Simon for advice on presents to get Penny and Penny’s favourite kind of flowers and just gah. Micah and Simon friendship. 
- Double date Karaoke night. 
- Just think about it. 

anonymous asked:

TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES

1. Girl, interrupted
2. White chicks
3. The Virgin Suicides
4. Heathers
5. Mean Girls