“I’ll post the headcanons one or two at a time,” I thought. “That way it won’t be one big infodump like last time," I thought. Then the first two I tried to work on kluged together into modernAU!fic, which I don’t think either of the askers had in mind, and this is the result. -_- Sometimes my brain works in mysterious ways. So here’s my response to the first two questions - I’ll be spacing the others out, a few days apart so it’s not everything all at once.
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Vio looked up from his laptop as the sounds of Nerf warfare filtered through the dorm wall.
He groaned. “Blue and Green are at it again.”