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Whistle Head Canon~

Imagine that goblins can’t whistle.  Besides speaking, they only know how to howl, snarl, growl, grunt, etc.  But they don’t know that fairies and elves CAN!  

What if Marianne discovers this and trolls Bog by randomly whistling when he’s not looking?


Marianne: *whistle-whistle-whistle*

Bog: *whirling around for the thousandth time*  “What the bloody hell IS that?!”

Marianne: “Gosh, I don’t know, Bog.  Must be a bird.”

Bog: “BIRDS DORN’T SING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!”

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Mullet Guy Whistles, Blows Minds

One fateful day in the late ‘80s, during the golden age of talk shows, a man wearing a great t-shirt and an even greater haircut spent two minutes and 35 seconds performing an act involving whistling, facial expressions, and a Hoagy Carmichael song. Like a viral Holy Grail, it sat dormant for years, waiting to be discovered. Presidents came and went, nations rose and fell, hip-hop was born and New Coke died. The world waited for it to return. 

And now, finally, it has. 

I think the success of Roy’s system is less “I can find my wife in a crowd when we both make this noise” and is more “People in the crowd back away from my wife and I when we make this noise, thus making it easier to spot one another”.