The Signs as Accessories
Aries- Sunglasses. Putting on a cool look to impress others, surveying everyone else and keeping his ego high. Probably the guy wearing sunglasses indoors in the night club. Tells you you got an ass like a stripper.
Taurus- Wristwatch. Not only does it make her look chic and reliable, but her natural eye for beauty & aesthetics prompted her to invest in a nice one. Checks her phone for the time anyways. Wears pink and doesn’t know what the date is.
Gemini- Cell phone. His constant need for communication can only be satisfied by constantly texting. It serves the additional purpose of keeping his buzzing mind preoccupied. He’s the guy with the 200 second long snapchat story.
Cancer- Necklace. A good necklace, to Cancer, is one that is elegant and simple, but yet still draws attention. If in a sensual mood, she may choose one that accentuates her cleavage to attract unsuspecting businessmen.
Leo- Rings. Leo is always sure to let everyone know of his wealth by flashing his rocks. Has a firm handshake and warm smile. Wears lots of cologne and reminds you of your father. Also not afraid to fuck someone up.
Virgo- Handbag. Virgo always has a tampon, granola bar, and a crossword puzzle because she hates feeling unprepared. She’s the woman with the huge expensive bag made of real leather that’s full of snacks, condoms and secrets. May or may not also be a mom figure.
Libra- Makeup. Libra is the natural romancer, and is always charming your socks off. He is an expert at makeup and always looking his best. He’s the guy that will look better than you at your own wedding.
Scorpio-Bellybutton ring. Not afraid of taking risks, Scorpio practically lives in the piercing/tattoo salon. When you notice it, she’ll whisper in your ear seductively “there’s more where that came from”. Will go full on Britney Spears “Slave 4 U” on the dancefloor.
Sagittarius- Earrings. Sagittarius, with a rebel heart, is always down for adventure.He pierced his ears in a bathroom in middle school to make his parents mad. He’s your best one night stand and being with him is like being on shrooms.
Capricorn- High Heels. Ambition drives Capricorn to success, and high heels are the perfect tool for being a head above the rest. When she struts down the hall in her Louboutins you know someone’s about to get fired. Has a soft spot for cats and dogs.
Aquarius- Wallet. Inside of Aquarius’s wallet is where his life is- tickets from last night’s show, a fake ID, condoms, and papers with notes frantically scribbled on it of good book ideas. At a glance unemotional and reserved, but once you’re in his life you’re not getting out. Has a photo of his first lover tucked away behind his plane ticket to Brazil.
Pisces- Anklet. The perfect flower child, Pisces spends her time wandering through a meadow with grass as tall as her shoulders, an anklet made of beads around her right foot. Her escapist personality will lead her in and out of people’s lives like a bee pollinating flowers. Almost always barefoot and smells like grapefruit.