My ultimate goal aesthetic is to be that really attractive and nice femme that can kick a man’s ass if he provokes me
Example: I’m dressed in a cute grey dress. My over the knee socks are striped pink and white. My sweater and beanie doesn’t exactly match but the color scheme is there. My purse is almost a backpack it’s so big but that just makes me look cuter. A man comes up behind me and yanks my hair telling me “and where do you think you’re going cutie?” He doesn’t see it coming. I use my petite pump to kick a new hole up his ass. My demurely painted nails leave a vicious streak across his razor burned cheeks. That glittery cylinder on my key ring that you thought was a shiny keychain? Pepper spray.
The fuckboy goes down. He goes down hard. My loving girlfriend looks at me in awe. “Marry me,” she whispers, bewitched by my strength and cuteness.
“Only if we get another dog,” I smile to her. Of course it was a yes. We were on our way to the shelter anyways.
Our dogs are our best man and brides’ maid respectively.