whirlerdog

grejor-deactivated20150313  asked:

why are you so funny???? teach me

ok so first of all THANK YOU, second of all this ask combined with the next one I got 

whirlerdog asked you:  why are you so hilarious

Legitimately made me start writing up a like a really sincere LIST OF COMEDY TRICKS AND TIPS before I realized what an embarrassing and self-important thing to create that would be. I just have a lot of thoughts and feelings about the way humorous comments and jokes are structured. 

also you are very funny and do not need the likes of me to teach you how to be funny better.

formerlywhirlerdog-deactivated2  asked:

'#p.s. i am on the last book of the chaos walking trilogy and VIOLA EADE amirite' viola eade more like LOVE OF MY LIFE

SHE IS SO GREAT omfg i barely have words about it???  calm and calculating and an easy liar, literal burner of bridges, marches forward so single-mindedly she did not look back at her parents’ bodies, she bristles when she encounters the patriarchy, a terrible healer but an okay cook and an even better insurgent, and more than all of this she really tries to be kind.  ;_______________;  

i also love todd/viola so much rn it’s awful, it is like someone took all my action-adventure story ship kinks and pureed them together to be as feelings-inducing as possible – not only are they ANALYTICAL BADASS LADY/EARNEST FEELINGS-Y DUDE but also TWO LOST CHILDREN AT THE END OF THE WORLD WHO ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER!!! and there is LOVING YOU BACK FROM THE DARK SIDE and THE ANTAGONIST THINKS THEIR LOVE IS A WEAKNESS BUT IT IS ACTUALLY THEIR BIGGEST STRENGTH!!! and i am pretty sure they are going to rebuild the damn broken world TOGETHER or at least die trying 

ARE YOU FOR REAL

formerlywhirlerdog-deactivated2  asked:

VIN DIESEL IF NOBODY BEAT ME TO IT

YOU’RE THE FIRST AND SO FAR ONLY ONE. 

ok so, 

1. ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT A STUNT DOUBLE WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON THEY STUNT DOUBLE FOR. Is he the stunt double or the movie star, whatever obviously either way is ok by me.  OR A ROMCOM ABOUT TWO STUNT DOUBLES THAT FALL IN LOVE. I’m not picky. I just think that the world of stunts is probably great setting for a romance.

2. HE HAS ALREADY SAID HE WANTS TO PLAY VISION. MARVEL MOVIES GET ON THAT.

3. ugh what was that really good idea for that movie I had that one time and like keanu reeves and gina torres were in it too and maybe they were art thieves. ugh I can’t even remember. like retired art thieves coming together for one big score???  it was better than that. It’s right on the tip of my brain.

formerlywhirlerdog-deactivated2  asked:

also shay mitchell!

Hmmmmm. I’d love to see her play someone with psychic powers because I think she can do that thing where you get really angry and intense all of a suddenly like people in movies about psychic powers do. What if. HM. Ok. WHAT IF SHE IS AN ANGRY GHOST??? WHO BEFRIENDS… A TEEN??? OR AN ANGRY TEEN THAT BEFRIENDS A GHOST. ONE OR THE OTHER.