whipping the yams

anonymous asked:

yams knows every spell in harry potter. if tsukki's door is locked, yams whips out his key (which he's decorated to resemble the description of his wand from pottermore) and yells "ALOHOMORA". tsukki thinks it's adorable.

honestly i could be tsukki or yamaguchi this is so pure

~mod ao

average dick size is okay, you dont need all them inches in your life

kill this idea that you need dick the size of an eggplant to pleasure a woman, cuz I assure you, if you whip out a fucking yam, the first thing imma ask you is

“where the fuck you think you putting that? cuz its not going in me”