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february: 50 shades darker! 👀 mm yess👍💯 peep me that playroom😈👏

march: 😱😱 ✨TALE AS OLD AS TIME✨🌹🌹🌹 im just looking for adventures haha i stay at home😇😌 and read books for a living👀📚

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Mine by Alvaro de la Herran, starring Garrett Neff and Marina Jamieson for GQ Spain.

anonymous asked:

How would the 2p's react if they woke up one morning and there were little kittens walking around on their bed and on top of them? like someone just put a litter of kittens on the 2p's bed while they were asleep and then left. (sorry if this is confusing)

2P!Italy: “what in the fuck diddly”

2P!Romano: *lO UD SCREECHING*

2P!Germany: *backflips off of bed and high-knees-sprints his way to his secret stash of the actual entire PetCo franchise’s storage closet*

2P!Prussia: “well i’ve seem to have gotten myself in quite the catnundrum” *chuckles to himself quietly in the darkness of his bedroom as tears stream down cheeks*

2P!Japan: “this will do” *unziPS PANTS I’M SORRY I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING WHILE WRITING THAT LMAO*

2P!America: “Well,” *whips out shades* “pussies do flock to me.” *slIPS tHEM ON* *EXPLOSIONS* his way of not screaming because holy fuCK ADORABLE

2P!England: does. not. move. a. muscle. not for these sweet orbs.

2P!France: doesn’t even try to move them, just goes back to sleep

2P!Russia: “what” *actuALLY TRIES TO SWEEP THEM OFF WITH A BROOM*

2P!China: *screeches that surpass the frequency of Flavio’s*

2P!Canada: is having a pure meltdown in franglais, probably crying while trying to pet all of them at once a bit

Mermaid Skeleton tattoo by James Armstrong

To see more of James’ work follow him on instagram: james_armstrong_tattoo

anonymous asked:

Y u so gaaaaaaaaaay??? Not complaining tho I love you but why????????? Hooowwwww??????????

*finger guns* being socially awkward and forming crushes on fictional characters….plus one real crush always helps in my gayness *whips on shades* and thank you anon, I plan on being extremely gay throughout this entire lifetime!