whinnie the pooh bear

the skam dictionary: aka typical norwegian words and phrases

please note that some of these are in kebabnorsk !!

  • halla man - hey man
  • skjera? - wazzup?
  • hva skjera bagera? ingenting tingeling. er du tøff nassenøff? er du dum ole brum? - ( a norwegian saying from when we were kids ) what’s up bagera? nothing tinker bell. piglet are you tough? are whinnie the poo are you stupid? 
  • dritt kult ! - really cool !
  • konge  ( ass ) - good/awesome ( directly translated: king )
  • ( this is a riddle ) her kommer ole brum, en liten bjørn i skogen. tralalala bom, der døde ole brum - here comes whinnie the pooh, a little bear in the woods. tralalala boom, and whinnie the pooh dies. 
  • ( in the tune of kaptein sabeltann ) kaptein sabeltann, er en gammel mann. med hatt og ståkk og briller, og rompa som driter vann ( honestly anything that rimes goes ) - captain sabertooth is an old man with hat, cane and glasses and a bum that poops water
  • liksom - like 
  • seriøst? - seriously?
  • serr - shortening for seriously
  • er du serr? 
    er du seriøs eller? 
    ser du seriøs? - all ways of saying “are you serious?”
  • mekke - hook up
  • bug - snus ( it’s tobacco u place under ur lip and it’s huge in norway and sweden ) 
  • buge du? - du you use snus?
  • bomme - to borrow something ( mostly referred to with snus )
  • lattis - that’s funny ( but its another way to say laughter ) 
  • kødder - slang for joking
  • kødd ass - slang for joking
  • kødder du? - are you joking?
  • slutt å kødd da - stop joking around
  • walla - slang for i promise
  • kidza - slang for kids or teens
  • Schpaa - slang for good
  • Læp - slang for girl
  • Tært - slang for nice, pretty for example; pretty girl
  • kæse - beat up
  • sigg - slang for cigarettes
  • jalla - hurry or quick
  • uff da - damn
  • shit - shit
  • føkk - fuck

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Cartoons and T.V. Shows I recommend most to littles

Cartoons:
•Steven Universe
•The miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir
•SpongeBob
•Rugrats
•Care Bears
•Adventure Time
•The Power Puff Girls
•We Bare Bears
•Whinnie the Pooh
•Old Barbie movies (Rupunzel, Swan Lake, The Island Princess, The 12 dancing Princesses)
•Cutesy anime (K-on, Pretty Cure, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Lucky Star, Princess Jellyfish, Princess Tutu, Fruits Basket, Chobits)
T.V. Shows:
•Oobie
• Sesame Street
•The Muppet Show
•Sabrina the Teenage Witch
•Hannah Montanna
•The Amanda Show
•Unfabulous
•H2O
•House of Anubis
•That’s so Raven
•The Suite Life
•Full House

anonymous asked:

i love that you're spreading Liam love. i've seen people give him SO MUCH shit for that charity tweet. he's so sweet, he's like whinny the pooh bear :(

HE IS MY PRECIOUS MARSHMELLOW SON WITH THE BIGGEST HEART. HE IS A CUTIE PIE AND HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD. HE TRIES SO HARD TO BE GOOD BUT HE IS SO HUMBLE I WANNA SNUGGLE HIM UP IN A BLANKET AND PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.