whimsical as shit

Has anyone brought up the possibility that the Augur and Call from Beyond Micolash wields aren’t actually his, and that he might’ve confiscated them

from the locked up choir corpse with the key to the upper cathedral ward?

anonymous asked:

How did you get into dnd? ...Also how do you play it? I tried to learn but the guy teaching me was bein a butt. "How do you NOT KNOW THIS" and stuff.

honestly I got super interested in DND actually by listening to The Adventure Zone

then the more i learned about DND, the more I realized this was. literally right up my alley. like. its literally playing a game while roleplaying a character with other people and their characters and we develop a story and see how it all unfolds and all that whimsical shit?

like its literally everything i’ve ever wanted LOL

i will say though, learning about everything there is to know about DND can take. hours. honestly the BEST way to learn how to play DnD is to show up to your sessions with an open mind, and a patient DM with a friendly group and honestly its just way easier to explain everything as you’re actually going through everything step by step

it took me a few sessions to get into the swing of things! but if you’re just That curious theres so many resources online you can look into that can go into depth and break it down for ya.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING TERRIFYING LORD COB FROM THE TALE FROM EARTHSEA IS??????????

LIKE HE SEEMS ALL CALM AND JUST A TEENY LITTLE BIT CREEPY NO BIG BUT STILL LIKE PRETTY CREEPY

AND THEN HE GOES FROM THIS CALM MYSTERIOUS NON-THREATENING GUY

TO LIKE

THAT

AND THEN

THEN HE DOES THE FUCKING EYE THING

AND THEN WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY CREEPIER,

HIS EYES. POP OUT. OF. HIS. FUCKING. SKULL.

FUCK YOU STUDIO GHIBLI I WAS JUST TRYING TO WATCH SOME WHIMSICAL NATURE SHIT AND I GET THIS THING ALL OVER MY SCREEN AT 3 IN THE DIDDLY DARN MORNING.

Abominable Snowman In The Market
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
Abominable Snowman In The Market

Artist: Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers
Track: Abominable Snowman In The Market
Album: Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers
Label: Beserkley Records
Year: 1976

Jonathan Richman doing what Jonathan Richman does best… be all whimsical ‘n shit.

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So the new Fantastic Beasts trailer that i finally watched reminded me of something that’s always fucking bothered me about the HP books. There seems to be very little consideration for logic or sense. Like, apparently all these Magical Creatures get loose because Newt Scamander has this suitcase that contains a magical zoo on the inside and shit and something leads to it breaking open and all the creatures escaping.

What the FUCK is the point of carrying around a zoo with you? WHY? Does it serve any purpose beyond being whimsical and magical and shit? Did he never think, “Hey maybe carrying around a suitcase full of dangerous and deadly creatures might not be the best idea”?

the idea that aliens would be whimsically unaware of basic shit that could be applicable for any species in the universe is such a tired and uncreative topic

anonymous asked:

How do you think the main vampires (Lestat, Louis, Armand, etc) flirt and act when they have a crush on somebody?

Did u want this answered seriously? I can’t do that, it would take a dissertation #Read the Books.

Lestat hunts down his object of affection and throws himself at them, quite literally:

Armand obsesses over his object of affection and tries to woo them with his Mind Gift and/or fine cultural activities:

Claudia turns on the waterworks to get what she wants:

Louis extends the invitation and lets people sweep him off his feet:

Daniel interviews people he’s interested in:

Marius likes to control his object of affection (which seldom works):

Zodiac Signs Based Off My Friends:

Aries: fuckin pasta-loving american ninja warrior jesus christ

Taurus: cease the your mom jokes immediately

Gemini: stop being so fucking cute god damn it you’re making me want to help you with your problems

Cancer: calm the hell down, stop being so hyper. no you cannot stick your fist up their ass no matter how angry you get. also stop crying during movies you emotional fucking geek ass nerd

Leo: no friend calm do not pledge to eradicate and skin every human alive

Virgo: ddddddddicks

Libra: cease the dirty jokes immediately

Scorpio: whoah man no it’s ok you don’t need to kill them they apologized to me

Sagittarius: yes we know you’re better than us at everything pls stop repeating yourself

Capricorn: whimsical piece of shit

Aquarius: stop acting like you know everything

Pisces: stop telling people to “get rekt” every time you beat them in MarioKart

ah-fravin-gree  asked:

Human AU where Denmark volunteers at a hospital and meets Norway one day, Norway claims he's in the hospital for some small sickness and Denmark keeps visiting him every time he's there asking if he is feeling better until one day Denmark finally gains the courage to ask him out only to get to his hospital room and discover Norway had cancer and died early that morning, the Dane is heartbroken

D:

anonymous asked:

My friend recently has been making fun of me because I don't swear. Like, it's really trivial and I shouldn't care. I just don't feel comfortable swearing. But it makes me feel bad when he calls me a pansy about it or whatever. He's always been kind of a douchebag, but just.

Listen

WHO GIVES A SINGLE WHIMSICAL SHIT IF YOU SWEAR OR NOT?

THE LANGUAGE YOU USE OR *DON’T* USE IS ENTIRELY YOUR OWN PERROGATIVE. IT’S PART OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN PERSONALITY, HOW YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF, AND NOBODY ELSE GETS TO TELL YOU WHAT WORDS YOU SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT BE USING.

HOLY PISS-SHITTING FUCK, THIS IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT!

YOU KNOW WHAT ***ISN’T*** OKAY? TRYING TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO TALK!

NEXT TIME THIS ASSHOLE CALLS YOU A PANSY, TELL HIM THAT AT LEAST PANSIES HAVE CLASS AND THAT HE NEEDS TO STEP THE FUCK OFF.

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT.

  • GAMZEE: honk.
  • KARKAT: WHAT.
  • GAMZEE: HONK.
  • KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
  • KARKAT: DON'T YOU START WITH ME
  • KARKAT: DO. NOT. START WITH ME.
  • KARKAT: I WILL GET YOU IN A HEADLOCK SO TIGHT IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF PEOPLE DON'T MISTAKE OUR TUSSLE FOR AN ILL CONCEIVED VENTRILOQUIST ACT.
  • KARKAT: I WILL SHOOSH YOU AGAIN, SO HELP ME GOD. I WILL SHOOSH YOUR CLOWN ASS TO SHANGRI-BULLSHIT-LA AND BACK, AND FILL YOUR EAR WITH MY WHITE HOT PALEBRO SPITTLE.
  • KARKAT: I AM FULL AND FUCKING WELL PREPARED TO GET CONCILIATORY WITH YOU AGAIN IF YOU SO MUCH AS PASS GAS MURDEROUSLY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
  • KARKAT: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??? DO I NEED TO CALM YOUR FAYGO-STICKY TENTSQUATTING SHIT DOWN AGAIN????
  • GAMZEE: naw brother, i was just about to all say for you to try and get your settle down on, maybe.
  • GAMZEE: :o(

to all the homies dealing with horrible anxious thoughts:

it doesnt matter what you tell yourself,  what you feel randomly guilty for… how horrible you have convinced yourself you are…..

 you deserve to be loved by your friends and family. you deserve to be respected. and you don’t deserve to be abandoned. especially not over the petty whimsical shit that you may have panic attacks over. 

and unfortunately, some people may leave you behind that easily. they may brush you off. and if this happens a lot, you may become convinced that it is an inevitable consequence of your character.
but the person you are, you have a lot of potential, and you may help people more than you realise. sure, all the petty bastards may decide youre not worth it, but you stood by them when they were at their worst. maybe you are good at reassuring people. maybe you are good at keeping your head in a bad situation. maybe you are good at creating content that puts a smile on someone’s face. 

for as long as you care, and are willing to look out for others, you are worth forgiveness and trust.
don’t let anyone make you feel like garbage.