while i was doing this my friend was asking how can i like his voice when he sings so bad lol

anonymous asked:

aah I really like your recent seventeen neighbour au! can you do that for the rest of the members too? if that's too much then just wonwoo, soonyoung, and seungcheol. Thank you! <3

joshua, mingyu & seungkwan can be found (here) ~

Wonwoo

  • relatively keeps to himself, is the kind of mysterious neighbor that no one really knows much about 
  • sometimes kids are afraid of him because he has a really deadpan expression so the moms are always like “wonwoo-ah ,,,,, please smile? it’s so nice out!!”
  • but he ends up just getting embarrassed and then asking mingyu when they hangout at a cafe like “kids never let me pat their heads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,am i scary?”
  • and mingyu is like uh WELL,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • but in reality wonwoo is a sweethearted angel. like he picks up litter if he sees it around the apartment building and always offers to hold groceries for any of the elder neighbors 
  • also he always gets cutely startled when another neighbor’s dog comes over to him and sniffs him or barks in greeting and he’s like !!!!! usually ends up dropping whatever he’s holding
  • and he looks down at the little like ??? pomeranian and is like “so,,,,,scary,,,,”
  • and the owner is like omg,,,,,,,,,,,no they’re not scary they’re cute do you wanna pet them??? and wonwoo is like NO ,,, no ,,,,thank you i gtg
  • his apartment is really clean and well kept,,,,,,he has this vintage looking record player and collects mostly older jazz stuff that’s soothing and sometimes even a lil sad
  • when his friends come over they’re always like “dude,,,,,,,do you have any records from like pop groups???” and wonwoo just blinks and is like “why would i have that,,,,,,i listen to records before i sleep i don’t think i could fall asleep to snsd’s ‘party’,,,,,,”
  • he’s also a big fan of blankets and has them everywhere so he can fall asleep anywhere he pleases: the living room, the bedroom, the goddamn kitchen -
  • doesn’t really decorate his walls but has a photo of parents and brother in the hallway and every morning he waves goodbye to it before he leaves,,,,,it’s cute
  • and you have seen wonwoo before, mostly in passing. he never really looks up from his phone or book so it’s more like passing a ghost than anything
  • until one day you’re both on the floor at the same time and as you unlock your door, you take a step in until you look back and see that,,,,,,,,,,,
  • wonwoo is staring at his door and you’re like ?????? what’s he doing
  • and then you see him literally fall forward with his forehead against the door and you’re like IS HE OK and you’re hesitant but you call out like “everything alright???”
  • and wonwoo turns his head and he’s like ,,,,,,, “i don’t have my keys,,,,,,,im locked out.”
  • and you’re like ,,,,,,did you,,,,,,,forget them inside??? and he nods,,,,shamefully looking at the floor and you’re like oh,,,,,unsure of what to do
  • but then you hear it. a growl. 
  • a stomach growl
  • and you can’t help but laugh and wonwoo puts a hand shyly over his shirt and he’s like “e-excuse me,,,” but you’re like “if you’re hungry you can come over, im just making ramen tonight so?” 
  • and wonwoo is shy, he’d usually probably decline because he doesn’t want to bother you but then he hears his stomach growl again and he knows mingyu (who has a spare to his apartment) is gonna take like 2 hours to get here
  • so he nods and you grin, telling him not to be shy and come over.
  • and once you’re inside, wonwoo sitting awkwardly at your kitchen table you’re like “so,,,,,while the water is boiling - tell me about yourself.”
  • and wonwoo is like “there’s not much,,,,,” and he tells you that he has a brother, he likes to listen to music, write lyrics sometimes,,,,,and he’s kinda like “im sorry im boring” and you’re like no not at all and once the ramen is done you guys keep like talking
  • and wonwoo is a little reserved, obviously you guys are strangers basically, but you keep listening with enthusiasm and you smile when he attempts a joke and ask him more about himself
  • and unlike most people you’re not,,,,,,,making some comment about how he looks angry or tired. you’re just,,,,,,,genuinely listening and it’s been a long time since wonwoo has met someone new who didn’t right away seem judgmental of how kind of simple he is about most things
  • and once he realizes that mingyu is calling him to let him know he’s here, wonwoo is kind of upset that he has to leave the conversation,,,,,
  • but you tell him that it was nice talking and he thanks you for the food and when he meets mingyu out in the hall
  • mingyu is like nudging wonwoo and he’s like “that neighbor you were with - they’re cute.” and wonwoo is like “oh,,,,yeah they are,,,,,and they’re nice,,,”
  • and mingyu’s like wiggling his eyebrows and he’s like “did you just call someone nice,,,,,,,,,hmmmmmm i thought you weren’t a people person,,,,”
  • and wonwoo is like GIVE me the spare keys mingyu
  • and mingyu is like “go ask the neighbor on a date and i will.” and wonwoo is like m I NG Yu,,,,,,,but mingyu won’t let up because he’s like c’mon i know you think they’re cute 
  • so when you hear a knock on your door and open it, wonwoo is biting his lip but he’s also like “not,,,,not to be weird but are you free this weekend? i just want to get to know you more so we can get coffee,,,,,,,if this isn’t awkward,,,,”
  • and you’re like oh,,,,,,,,you’re flattered and you’re like sure!!! and wonwoo is like ,,,,,,,,well in shock because you agreed but also blushing because wow,,,,,,,he actually got a date with you,,,,,,
  • and you exchange a time and place and you smile before closing the door and wonwoo swears his heart beats a bit faster
  • but then he hears mingyu’s voice like GET IT BRO and wonwoo is like “give me the spare this time or eLSE-”

Hoshi

  • always running out of his apartment because he seemingly is late no matter what???
  • like no matter how many alarm clocks he sets,,,,,,he leaves his house juggling his keys, his bus pass, his jacket, his water ,,,,,, and his hair looks like it has never seen a brush in it’s life
  • he always ends up forgetting something too. usually it’s literally he forget to lock the door to his apartment 
  • but this is his charm!!!! all the older people are like “he’s such a youthful young boy full of energy!” and all the kids think he’s super cool because he dances and does taekwondo 
  • and also hoshi has this bad habit of listening to music way too loud in his headphones so if you’re on the elevator with him you’re sure to be hearing shinee’s 1of1 album blasting through the small space 
  • and speaking of shinee, hoshi looks up to them so much he has their poster up on his wall. well he has a lot of stuff on his wall from the medals he’s won in taekwondo, to bizarre polaroid photos of seokmin and minghao, to autographs he’s gotten from famous choreographers he’s met
  • and his wall is a mess, so is his floor and bed. like there’s training clothes everywhere and his bed is never made and the only saving grace is the can of febreeze he got from mingyu as a gift on secret santa 
  • his refrigerator is just big bottles of water and frozen sushi he got from the grocery store and like no one understands what in the world he’s living off??? maybe he’s running off energy from the sun??? who knows
  • and you know hoshi, it’s impossible not to with his crazy bedhead and his singing outloud to ‘sherlock’ habit
  • and you guys are friends, not like super close but you know enough to talk in the hall and one day as you’re talking you mention you just beat your highscore in ‘just dance’ on this song by usher
  • and hoshi’s like “that’s your highest score? i could crush you if that’s your best.” and you’re like OH WANNA BET 
  • and hoshi is like hell yeah i wanna bet come over and ill show you how a pro does it
  • and so you end up sitting on his couch (which he had to clean, there were chip bags and notebooks on it) watching hoshi turn on his wii and before starting the game he turns around to give you a grin and you’re like PFFT you’ll never beat my score
  • but ,,,,,,,,,,you are wrong. he beats your score. that and also,,,,,,you’ve never seen such a good dancer in your life
  • BUT ARE YOU GONNA ADMIT THAT ? NO WE DON’T LOSE IN THIS HOUSE
  • so you get up there and you bust out everything you have and hoshi is like OOOOOOO you look serious,,,,but it won’t be enOUGh
  • and by the end of it you’re huffing and puffing but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU GET A HIGHER SCORE
  • and you’re like AYEEEEE I WON GIVE ME THOSE 50 BUCKS WE BET
  • and hoshi is staring at the TV with his jaw on the floor but then he’s smiling and he’s like “you’re so cool!!!!!!!! you actually beat me!!!!!” and he high-fives you because tbh he’s competitive but like,,,,,,,he’s also a sweet guy
  • and you’re like ohg;ldskgfh,,,,,i did,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and hoshi is like “i don’t have fifty bucks on me, but i do have enough to take you out to dinner? it’ll be japanese take out though,,,,,” and you’re like LOL that’s fine. free food = good prize
  • and hoshi like offers out his hand and he’s like “shall i escort you to the five star restaurant than?” and he’s got this mock british accent but you’re laughing and you take his hand 
  • and you only blush when you realize that you guys are still holding hands as you leave the building and go up the street,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and maybe you blush even more when hoshi is like “doesn’t this kinda feel like a first date?” right in front of the cashier at the takeout place and you’re like SHUT
  • but he’s just grinning and you’re like,,,,,,,what is going on
  • and hoshi is like “i figured just dinner isn’t enough so, ill add another thing to your prize.” and you’re like what is it??” 
  • and then he like pokes his cheek and is like “this date with me~~~~” and you’re like never do aegyo again but omg you’re cute,,,,,,,

Seungcheol 

  • casanova of your apartment building 
  • winks and uses the same “you look like a flower every time i see you, but this time - you’re in full bloom~” line on everyone,,,,,,,,,and when i mean everyone i M E A N E V E R y o n E
  • even the dogs that live in the building ,,,, like there’s a lady with a little chihuahua on the second floor and after telling the lady she looks ten years younger than before, seungcheol like calls the dog a beauty and wow is that dog blushing?????? probably 
  • he’s kind of a really popular guy,,,,like to the point that people will wait outside your building and be like “does seungcheol really live here??? i heard he’s so handsome you can’t look him straight in the eyes,,,,,,,”
  • but in reality,,,,,, his apartment is just the most least romantic thing ever LOL
  • like there’s just sports equipment, sports magazines, and empty water bottles everywhere ,,,,,,, and his laundry pile is so big it’s threatening to fall over,,,,,,, and like the only thing he has for decoration in his whole apartment is like a picture frame he got as a housewarming gift from seungkwan but ,,,,,, there’s no picture in it
  • and like he’s lucky because he has a balcony he can go out onto but on it is his bike that takes up half the space and dying plants he never takes care of
  • and he’s so,,,,,,,like well-kept when he leaves the house but then he comes home and throws everything off and like literally rolls into bed or plays video games in just his sweatpants
  • and you know more than anyone else how the ‘suave and cool’ seungcheol really is because you’ve been friends since before you were neighbors
  • and you’re always over at his place sitting on his balcony and just talking (mostly gossiping because seungcheol actually has a LOT to say and the view from the balcony is nice)
  • and sometimes you come over and trip over like a jumprope he left on the floor and the only reason those plants on his balcony are not DEAD but definitely close is because you water them when you drop by LOL
  • and seungcheol tries to bribe you to do his laundry but you flick his forehead and you’re like “no. im not your maid. get joshua to do it.”
  • and one day you come over and you’re like ,,,,,, seungcheol your apartment is negative ten degrees” and seungcheol
  • who is sitting on his couch in a literal down coat is like “yeah i forgot to pay the heating bill.”
  • and you’re like OH MY GOD but you’re also like get up loser you can spend the night at my place and not die here like a human icicle 
  • and seungcheol is like like i love you you’re my everything my SAVIOR
  • and you’re like SAVE IT DO NOT GREASE ME
  • so seungcheol ends up in your living room on your couch instead and you’re like ok goodnight and seungcheol is like “hEY,,,,,since im here let’s watch a scary movie or something” and you’re like dude we’re not kids this isn’t a sleepover your dumb butt literally didn’t pay- and seungcheol is like fine fine you’re scared I GET IT
  • and you pause because exCUSE me who did you call scared???? move over
  • and you plop down next to him and pick the scariest movie you can find and you’re like “first one to scream is a big loser - ok?” and seungcheol is like “when in my life have i ever screamed? you’re on”
  • but halfway through,,,,like you aren’t even paying attention because you’re sitting under the same blanket as seungcheol and like his arm is practically around your waist and your thighs are touching and he’s really big and warm
  • and you’re tired,,,,,,you had a long day and before you know it you’re knocked out. like what movie? what bet? ZZZZ time
  • and seungcheol notices, and he’s like oh they’re asleep,,,,,he should move so you can lay down
  • but as he’s watching your face illuminated only by the light of the TV like ,,,,,, seungcheol notices finally just how nice your features are
  • and you two have been friends for like ever,,,,, but he’s never quite looked at you and taken it all in,,,,,,,,and somehow now that he is
  • seungcheol is like ,,,,,, oh god ,,,,,,,, you’re cute
  • and not only that???? you literally have saved his ass so many times from bringing him actual food when he forgot to grocery shop, to helping him get hotpacks when he pulled his shoulder, to now,,,,,,when he found himself freezing in his own apartment like YOU saved him
  • and leaning down he brushes some hair from your face and he’s like,,,,, you know what im not gonna move
  • and instead moves a bit so your head falls on his shoulder more comfortably and he moves the blanket off himself so it’s covering all of you
  • and he falls asleep too,,,,,,,,,with the movie still playing
  • and in the morning you open your eyes and you’re like wow my mattress is so warm but broad and oooo it’s moving
  • but then you look down and oh hey there seungch- WHAT
  • and you want to jump up and be like WHAT IS GOING ON but seungcheol lazily opens one eye and is like “go back to sleep,,,,,,,”
  • and for some reason nothing feels wrong about this,,,it’s surprising but not wrong,,,,,,,,
  • so you just shrug and go back to sleep as you feel seungcheols arms wrap tighter around you
  • and oh my god isn’t the best friends to lovers cliche amazing,,,,,,it really is hehe 
MESSAGE DELIVERED | interim 1

→ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader / Namjoon x Reader
→ Genre: fluff, smut, angst, humor
→ Words: 2,659
→ Rated: NC-17
→ Warnings: language, sort of unintentional sexual innuendos
→ Summary: A text message sent to the wrong number turns into a long lasting affair between two people completely opposite one another.
→ Note: Ok, so the interim parts are gonna be from Jungkook’s POV (to show how intertwined their lives are without them knowing) and I hope you remember the last paragraphs from the first part since they kind of hold significance in an early conversation in this one lol. Thank you for reading, hope you enjoy! :) 

(Also, these parts aren’t that important really (but this one is). They’re mostly because I love to write from everyone’s POV to make things more complicated lmao I’m sorry)

Parts: 01 : interim : 02 : coming soon

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  • jungkook pov

10:11pm
Quick question
Is it socially acceptable to just get up and leave a discussion?
Maybe punch someone on the way out?

It takes a little bit of courage to send it, but when he finally lets his thumb press the send button and the message flies away with a sort of satisfying whoosh, he smiles and pushes it down the pocket of his tight jeans. He thinks it’s a little ridiculous, but it feels nice to message her again. It’s been three days after all.

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Forgotten Birthday

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

Artist: Jay Park

Word Count: 1K

Your birthday was today, you weren’t someone that went crazy on their birthday, you never thought that you had to celebrate it or do anything special on it. But this time you really wanted to treat yourself and go out for a nice dinner with your boyfriend since you’ve been working super hard at work taking double shifts almost everyday trying to get promoted.

It was already later in the evening and you haven’t heard from Jay, you received so many birthday wishes from friends and family but nothing from Jay, you weren’t mad you were just disappointed he forgot your birthday. At first you thought he was trying to play a game where he forgets it, but when it was getting later in the day you just thought he forgot.

When you got home from work you were super tired and just wanting the day to end, what a bummer having to spend a birthday alone on a Friday night. You saw Jays sneakers at the front of the door and it kind of put your hopes up, you went inside the bedroom to see Jay getting ready.

“Hey babe” he said cheerfully

“Hey” you said also cheerfully thinking he’s going to surprise you or something

“Where are you going” you said with a smile

“Oh guys night you know” he said and your smile fell, okay he definitely forgot what today is you thought.

“Oh” you said and nodded your head

“Have fun” you said and headed to the bathroom to change of your work clothes.

“Thanks babe” he said. After a while you heard the front door close and you knew he had left.

You were trying to not let this get to you, telling yourself that it was just a birthday and not the end of the world, even though you had made plans and been working extra hard to enjoy this day but then nothing went according to plan. You weren’t even hungry anymore and just decided to watch some show and chill on the couch until you fell asleep. An hour later you got a phone call and when you went to check it was Simon, weird you thought. Why would Simon call you when they were all out having fun.

“Hello” you said after you answered the phone

“Hey you” he said and you could hear music in the background.

“What’s up” you said trying to get to the point of why he called.

“Um I need to ask for a favor, can you come pick up Jay he’s kind of super drunk right”

“What the hell, it’s only been an hour”

“I know, but he drank this one that was super strong and he’s super out of it” he said and you signed, great just great.

“Okay, I’ll be there” you said, even though you were disappointed in Jay today, you couldn’t just leave him there. You decided to change your clothes since you knew you wouldn’t be able to get in with sweat pants on.

On your way you just kept cursing Jay, what did I deserve to have to take care of my drunk boyfriend on my birthday in which he totally forgot and went out with his friend instead. When you got to the club they were at it took you a while to be able to find them but Jay was no where to be seen.

“Hey you came” Simon came and greeted you with a hug

“I did say I will come” you said in a salty tone

“Where’s Jay anyway” you said looking around for him

“He was here just right now” Simon said and started looking with you. And suddenly all the music goes quiet which made you so confused.

“Baby girl” you hear Jays voice but you thought you were just hearing things, Simon turns you so you could face the DJ station where you saw Jay standing there looking more than normal and defiantly not drunk

Truth was Jay knew it was your birthday and had been trying to come up with a good surprise, he knew you didn’t go all out on your birthday but that just made him want to treat you and make it a special day for you, so he decided to pull a little prank on you and act like he forgot, he felt super guilty when he saw your smile fall when he said he was going out, at that moment he just wanted to tell you that it was a prank but he knew he had to keep the prank going. He had the whole AOMG crew on it and planned this little surprise for you. He also knew that you just wanted a simple dinner to spend with him, and he was defiantly taking you to his favorite restaurant and making you feel like a queen. 

“Did you really think I forgot your birthday, girl your tripping” he said through the mic which made everyone chuckle but you were speechless not knowing how to react to this sudden surprise

“Everyone, today is my girls birthday and I want everyone to sing to her” he said and led everyone in the club by singing and suddenly Gray came out with a cake that had lit up candles on it, you couldn’t believe that everyone was on it with this surprise. Jay came to you giving you the biggest hug

“I can’t believe you Jay, I thought you forgot” you said to him

“I would never” he said giving kiss.

“Jay you didn’t have to do all this, a simple dinner would have been more than enough” you said

“I know, but you’ve been working super hard and I just wanted you to have a good time and enjoy it”

“Thank you” you said, and Jay could sense you were getting emotional from this whole day for being a roller coaster so he took you in his arms and held you, in which you were very grateful for and held on to him. 

“Your very welcome babe” he said and kissed your cheek which sent blushing with Jay showing his affection in front of everyone.

After having birthday cake, Jay ended up pulling you to the dance floor after many complaints of you that you don’t know how to dance, by Jay had his ways and dragged you regardless.

You didn’t know that the night would end up like that but you weren’t against it either, it was a well spent birthday with the people you cared for.


I hope you guys enjoyed it, I wrote this out of the blue in like less then an hour lol, I hope its not that bad :)

[FAN ACCOUNT] 170304 INFINITE Fan Gathering III

******* WARNING: Super long post ahead! Like super duper extra long post this time! We apologize ahead of time!

Hi everyone! We know it’s been such a long time since we’ve posted anything besides asks, so we first want to thank you all for your patience and understanding! We’re not too sure why, but life has been kicking both of our butts simultaneously for quite some time now. Also, sorry it’s taken so long for me to do this. I’ve been hit hard with post-concert depression and I’m still quite busy. I also needed some time to collect all of the memories that have been slowly coming back to me. Good news is that our boys had a fan meet and I (dayounggie) was lucky enough to nab a ticket for the Saturday one. Unfortunately, since I work late hours, I was unable to even attempt to get tix for the Friday meeting, but luckily and LOTS of stress later, I managed to get a ticket for Saturday. I was really bummed out to miss out on L-soonie and the ladder game to pick the next member for the v app show, but the Saturday rally had its own perks!

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The Contest- Part 5

To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest. They are doing open casting calls all over the country. Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.

Characters: Reader, Best friend Nikki (OC), Nursing Supervisor Anne, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, other Supernatural cast and crew

A/N: This is my first attempt at writing about Jared and Jensen and the show.  Please be gentle as I am a delicate flower LOL.  For the purposes of this story, Jared and Misha are both divorced.  No hate please! I’m sure Gen and Vicki are lovely!

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

It took a minute or two for Jared’s words to sink into my alcohol-soaked brain.  When they finally did my eyes shot to his in surprise.  Did he just say what I think he said?

“Okay then…” I muttered as I grabbed him by the front of his shirt and yanked him to me, slamming my lips to his in a blistering kiss.

We finally broke apart when the door slammed open and Nikki stumbled out supported by Misha.  She did not look well.  Jensen, Briana, and Jason were behind them. 

“This one can’t hold her liquor.” Jensen said to me, only slightly slurring his words. “She’s flagged.”

 “I’m only 4 foot 11!  How much liquor do you expect me to hold?” Nikki demanded drunkenly before she threw up all over Jared’s and my shoes. Perfect!

 Jared jumped back and away from me.  So much for us having a moment.

“Things are definitely going to be interesting with you around, Y/N.” Briana said with a laugh.

“Sorry Jared. I wish I could say this is the first time Nikki has thrown up on me but sadly….”

Jensen and Jason though this was hilarious and couldn’t stop laughing.

“Dammit, Nik! These are my favorite boots!” I said with a sigh.

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inmyownfiction  asked:

Lauren~ if yo ever have time and you want, could you give us (me) more Jean headcanons? (modern ones, because I love the high school things lol) *hugs*

Oh my goodness, of course I can give you (and you in particular) more Jean headcanons! Modern au is my favorite too, so here we go!

  • Jean is an only child, and really dislikes it. When he was younger, his mom’s sister lived nearby, so he always had his cousins around to play with, but they moved away when Jean was five. And then he was alone. The Kirschteins lived in a neighborhood that was primarily older couples whose children were in high school or older, so Jean didn’t have many other kids to play with until he started school. 
  • Jean had a lot of imaginary friends as a kid, to compensate for his loneliness. His mom would watch him run around the house, on an imaginary adventure with his imaginary friends, and would marvel at her son’s creativity. 
  • It was also during his childhood that Jean was drawn to art. He would doodle pictures all over EVERYTHING as a child. So his father decided to channel his son’s apparent natural talent by teaching him how to sketch and draw. That was how Jean first made friends in school, with his drawing abilities. 
  • Jean is a very neat, organized person. He would always stay within the lines of coloring books, not wanting to upset the order. His room’s always decently clean, even in high school and beyond. He just likes things to look ‘nice.’ He’s not a complete neat freak, but disorganization irritates him.

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Wait.


Summary
: Dean finds out you’re coming back into town. 

Characters: Dean Winchester x Reader, Sam Winchester, Jess, OFC Lacie

Warnings: Angsty (kinda), drinking, breakups, sadness, Ash’s bad writing, lack of talent of any sort, cliffhangers?, IDK reader beware.

Word Count: 2.5k(ish)

A/N: Welp, this has been in my google docs since… Feb of last year. I’ve decided to post stories about whatever I want because I can. Also, this was unbeta, unedited for the most part, and I’m not sorry. lol. Be gentle, it’s been a while. I’m having difficultly with jumping tenses so just pretend that I’m a good writer and ignore all my mistakes.

 YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE SONG THIS IS INSPIRED BY

Originally posted by sweetpea9873

He had to rip the tag off his new flannel and give his old boots a little spit shine, but it’d be worth it. Dean’s hand shook slightly as he buttoned up his shirt; nothing a quick glass of whiskey couldn’t cure.

A buzzing phone catches his attention, one last look in the mirror and he moved to answer.

“Hey man.”

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anonymous asked:

Could you do a smut with Yoongi where you 2 hate each other but your forced to ride on his lap in the car and the bumps and turns cause some problems for Yoongi, you notice and decide to make it worse. O////O.

*fans self* Woo!! I’m imagining this lol. First, I apologize for how long this took!! Second, it’s not FULLY smut but it’s still smut.

You get what I mean? Eh you will.

Lol I hope so. Anyway, I seriously hope you still like like it because I enjoyed making it.  <3333

Chu~

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“Pile in.” you hear Hojung, BTS’ manager, tell the boys.

As you finish shoving your camera equipment into the back of the rental van you hear a wave of complaints.

“Hyung, this van isn’t big enough for all of us!” Jimin complained.

“It would be if she wasn’t coming.” you hear an annoyed voice put stress on she.

Jin sighed. “She is our photographer Yoongi.”

“And my friend.” Jimin added quickly. You could hear Yoongi scoff. You closed the trunk with a huff.

Coming around the side of the van you placed a hand on Jimin’s shoulder and narrowed your eyes at Yoongi. ”Yoongi, you may not want to get on my nerves today. After all I’m the only person who can make your big head look presentable on camera.” Placing a smile on your face you directed your attention to the rest of the group. “We should get going. The light on the grass will be perfect soon! Where is everyone sitting?”

Hojung scratched nervously at his neck. That’s when you noticed all eyes were on you.

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“I still don’t get why I have to sit on your lap.” you mumbled. Your foot played with someone’s luggage. Kicking it softly, you hoped it was Yoongi’s.

He looked up at you, of course not bothering to hide his annoyance. “I don’t either but complaining isn’t helping.”

The two of you were stuck in the very back of the van on the one sitter row with equipement and clothes at your side.You looked over the row in front of you at Jimin laughing at something Taehyung said while obediently holding the makeup bag. Each member was holding something in the over packed car. This is what happens when Hojung has to rent a van for a last minute schedule.

With your back to the window and your head resting on the back of Jungkook’s seat, you sighed and stared out the adjacent window.

“Hang on.” Hojung suddenly warned.

Yoongi looked over. “Wha-?

The van hit a bad bump sending your head into the ceiling and your butt partly into the air before landing back on Yoongi’s lap. From the front you could hear the amused sounds of those who were enjoying the ride so far.

Being too busy rubbing your now sore head you hadn’t noticed the gasp from your side. Yoongi’s body tensed for a moment. He looked over to you and thanked goodness that you hadn’t noticed. Blinking a few times, he un-tensed his body tried to relax back against his seat.

“Sorry.” you apologized, slightly embarrassed. Embarrassed as well, he turned to the window behind you, completely ignoring your apology.

‘Bastard.’ you thought.

There wasn’t even time to settle before the road started to get uneven. Despite how irritated he made you, you felt bad about how uncomfortable you must have been making him.

But you had no idea.

A sharp turn sent your hand up to his chest for balance. Because it was an unconscious move you didn’t even notice it or how close the side of your face was to his. It dropped into your lap not long after but the damage to his nerves had been done.

Each bump and turn made him squirm more. He tried to focus his thoughts to keep his blood from rushing downwards. Every few seconds he would spare a nervous glance to see if you noticed.

By this point it was hard not to. His focusing was failing miserably.

You turned your head away from him to hide your growing smirk. Only Jimin knew this but Yoongi was your idol crush. It faded some after experiencing the way he treated you but you couldn’t deny the way your heart skipped when you had to sit on his lap.

The plan that was forming in your head made your smirk wider and your panties wet.

“I think there is a big bump coming.” Hyo jung warned again.

Placing your hand on the ceiling to keep yourself from lifting up, you pushed on it causing your weight to sink more into Yoongi’s lap. Your eyes were still focused on the front but you could hear his sharp intake of breath.

His legs shifted under you almost moving you onto the luggage. Carefully you sat back, moving your butt all the way back and leaning forward. He stopped immediately. “Jimin, how much longer?”

“About 30 minutes.” he answered. Hearing the time left you could feel Yoongi tense up. Jimin turned to you and whispered “Just hang in there a little longer.”

“Oh I’m good.” you answered, sitting back. Slowly your hand came to your side to graze Yoongi’s thigh. The movement was lazy enough to seem innocent but your next move wasn’t.

At the next sharp turn you overdramatically moved your whole body against him. Not bothering to apologize this time, you shifted yourself to move from against his chest but grinded your hips against him in the process. The music in the car covered his soft moan but you heard it.

As if you had planned it, Up & Down by EXID came on. It was your favorite song that you learned the dance to.

You moved rather obviously until you felt hands at your hips. With his lips near your ear he whispered “Stop.”

It was a tone you never heard from him before. Strained but seductive.

You glanced back at him. His face was serious but obviously tense. His hands slacked but never left your hips

“Stop what?” you asked. You smiled and continued to sing and move.

His hold on your hips grew tight again holding you in place. “What are you doing?”

Your smile faded and your eyes locked with his. “Yoongi I’m just having fun.” Slowly your hand moved to rest over his zipper.

“Y/N, What are y-”

Moving your hand steadily up and down, you sung along with the song. “Up and Down, Up and Down.”

“You’re so lame.” He released a breathy laugh barely audible over the music.

“Is that right?” you unzipped his jeans and moved straight past his underwear to palm his bare length.

His eyes went wide and he tried to shift in the seat but you laughed as you kept your hand moving. “Could have sworn you were a boxers man, Min Yoongi.”

His eyes fluttered before relaxing as he seemed to melt into the seat. You glanced over the row in front of you. The others were completely oblivious, dancing as best they could to Apink with their hands preoccupied.

Seeing a tunnel up ahead, you turned to meet his eyes as you smiled mischievously. He shook his head weakly, already losing his composure in the small space. You nodded in return, moving your hand up to go under his shirt and back down.

Approaching the dark tunnel, you leaned closer and closer into him. Finally covered in darkness, you kissed him feverishly. The loud music that surrounded you continued to cover the sound of your actions. He was taken aback by this but wasted no time in returning the intensity. He knew the tunnel wouldn’t last long so he made an apparent point to get as much as he could from the kiss.

His lips moved in rhythm with yours trying to go deeper but you wouldn’t let him. As much as you loved it there wasn’t much tunnel left. Besides, the whole point was to tease him.

Trying not to lose yourself in the kiss, you pulled down his pants and underwear just enough to touch him more freely. You moved your hand faster and kissed harder under your temporary cover of darkness. You brought your hand up to graze his tip before running it back down slowly with a tighter grip. His mouth parted as a low groan escaped. You traveled quickly to leave kisses against his neck while he released a heavier moan.

Sensing the end of the tunnel you slowed down your hand and met with lips once more. With a slowly drug out bite and tug of his bottom lip, you pulled away. His head subconciously tried to follow to your lips but stopped, sensing the light of outside once again.

The absence of your lips made the movements of your hand even more angonizing than your slow pace.

His hips bucked and squirmed slighty but you stayed with the same speed. His head rested against the back of the seat with closed eyes, he almost looked sleep.

“Up here?” you heard Namjoon ask Hyojung.

He turned down to music which was now playing a Trot song you didn’t recognize. “Anyone who is sleep, wake them up.” He glanced back through the rearview mirror at you and Yoongi. “Y/N, wake him up please.”

You smiled before he focused ahead again.

Removing your hand, you pulled his pants back up. He groaned at the dettachment and the tight feel of his jeans against his unsatifisted length.

You heard the Jungkook laugh. “I guess he slept well.”

“Come on, Yoongi, wake up. We’re here.” You pretended to wake him up, making sure the others could hear your acting as Hyojung parked.

Everyone began to pile out of the van to put their items down.

“I’m surprised he got to sleep.” you heard Taehyung say as he climbed out.

“Probably better that way. He would just torture Y/N.” Jimin said, helping you out of the van.

“Eh, don’t worry about me I am pretty good at torture too.” You told them with a quick glance to Yoongi.

Hyojung stuck his head in at the frustrated man. “Come on.”

“I am going to stay here for a minute. I need a minute to wake up.” He lied, still fully hard inside his pants.

Hyojung nodded. “Alright but don’t go back to sleep.” he warned.

Throwing him the same michevious smile from earlier, you added. “Don’t take too long either or I might have to come get you.”

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm the same anon from the lil bro request and I loved it! Al though I kinda feel bad for them now lol.. so.. The same request, but instead of the little brother being mean, he's really nice and trying to be helpful? :3 Only if you want.

Hey again! I liked your previous request and I’m glad you liked the hc, so I thought I’d do this one too! basicly I’m going to write it as if that first situation never happened, so I hope that’s what you were asking. I hope you like it! :3


YOOSUNG

-both you and Yoosung were super nervous

-you wanted him to meet your little brother

-but you thought you’d be able to be there the entire time

-instead it turns out Yoosung has to babysit him while you’re gone

-Yoosung was super excited AND nervous though

-he really hoped your brother liked him

-”bye” you say, walking out the door after stalling as much as possible

-”so you’re Yoosung then?” the little 5-year-old asked

-”um yea” Yoosung answered awkwardly

-they both just sort of stood there awkwardly for a second

-”do you want something to eat?” Yoosung asked

-he couldn’t think of anything else to say

-”do you have ice cream!”the kid asked excitedly apparently that was an icebreaker

-”yea!” Yoosung said, glad he had started a conversation

-he scooped them each a bowl and they sat down

-”MC really likes you you know!” your brother says

-”I know” Yoosung replies, grinning like an idiot

-and a conversation breaks out

-they talk about you mostly

-when you come back they’re talking about how they would get rid of possible future love interests

-they didn’t notice you walk in until you said something

-”Yoosung you aren’t going to kidnap anyone, why are you talking about how you would pull it off?”

-you’re glad they’re getting along, but your brother didn’t even want to leave

-”but we were just getting to what we would do if any ex boyfriends came back!”

-you honestly can’t believe Yoosung let a 5-year-old talk about that stuff next time maybe you should just ask a real babysitter



ZEN

-he’s SUPER nervous to meet your little brother

-what would he even do if the kid didn’t like him?

-when you get there you pretty much have to leave right away

-and Zen is left alone with your brother

-”So, you’re Zen then?” the kid asks

-”uh, y-yea” he stutters

-”MC talks a lot about you. I guess that means you must be super nice!”

-Zen is super relieved that the kid didn’t instantly hate him

-Zen assumed he would be protectiive of MC, but apparently not

-”MC talks about you too” he said in effort to make sure the kid definitely liked him

-your brother grinned

-at first their conversation keeps on like this

-but soon they’re talking about Zen

-when you get home, Zen is singing a song to him

-you just wait off to the side until he finishes

-his voice is so beautiful

-as he sings the last note he turns to look at you

-”oh MC, I was just singing your brother a song”

-your brother does NOT want to go home

-”but I want Zen to sing another song!” you want to hear him sing again but you don’t mention it

-you’re extremely glad they got along well

-but you practically have to drag your brother out the door why was he so attached after just one night with Zen?


JAEHEE

-Jaehee, frankly, had better things to do then babysit some kid

-but it was your brother so she reluctantly agreed

-she didn’t really like kids and they didn’t like her

-so she figured she just wouldn’t talk to him much

-but when he got there, he seemed to really like her

-even before you left he was talking freely

-”Wow! You’re Jaehee? You’re really tall!” 

-so you walk out the door knowing those two will be fine

-”Yay! I finally get to meet you!”

-Jaehee really wasn’t expecting a 5-year-old to like her so much

-”Um, yes you too” she replies, not sure what to say to him

-”Yea MC talks a lot about you! Hey I like your glasses!” 

-”Yea they’re nice I guess”

-”I told all my friends at school about you!” he went on

-”Did you now?” Jaehee says, suddenly interested

-”Yea they said its weird that you’re a girl”

-”Oh” she replies, disappointed

-”I told them it wasn’t weird at all though. If you love someone you love them right?”

-”exactly!” she said, suddenly feeling much better

-when you came home, they were just talking at the kitchen table

-”Hey guys” you say, cutting into their conversation

-”Hiya MC! Can we stay a little longer?” your brother says

-”No we have to go” you reply, actually kind of sad because they were getting along so well

-also, you couldn’t remember a time your brother had sat still that long since he could walk

-but you leave with your brother in tow

-”Can we come back tomorrow?” he asks

-”Sure” you say, glad your two favorite people like each other how cheesy


JUMIN

-yea he didn’t want to babysit at all

-but you FINALLY convince him after asking for the 100th time

-”ok fine you win!” he said, admitting defeat

-at first he was just going to have one of his guards watch him

-but he decided to at least greet you at the door

-as soon as you left he started to walk away

-”Hey where are you going?” the kid said, stopping him

-”I have to work” Jumin said, annoyed at the interruption

-”but I came here to meet you!”

-you had forgotten to mention it to Jumin 

-but the only reason he was chosen for the job of babysitting was because you wanted them to meet

-”MC always says you’re really nice and stuff” the kid says

-”and I wanted to know more about you!” he continues

-Jumin sighs and decides his work can wait

-”Okay. What do you want to know?”

-”Um, why are you wearing a suit?” your brother says

-Jumin wasn’t really expecting that to be the first question

-but he answers it, and the kid just asks more questions

-so Jumin just sits there talking to the kid until you come home

-”MC! You’re home already?” he says

-then seeing the clock, looks horrified

-”I didn’t realize it was that late, sorry I must go” he says and walks away

-”Goodbye MC!” he says just as he goes into another room really Jumin?

-your brother seems happy though, so you let it go 

-”I like his suit” your brother says

-”Me too” you reply, not really paying attention to the conversation 

-you secretly plan how to get back at him for that exit he made


SEVEN

-Seven can’t wait to meet your brother!

-he loves kids! Plus it’s your brother so bonus!

-as you walk in the door with your brother, Seven immediately starts talking to him

-”Hey there! I’m Seven, how’s it going?” he asks beaming Seven back off

-any other kid would probably be terrified at a stranger talking to them

-but your outgoing brother just starts a normal conversation!

-”I’m good thanks!” he says

-they don’t even really notice you walk out the door

-they talk for a minute. but Seven gets bored even before your brother

-”Hey wanna play a video game”he suggests, knowing he’ll crush the kid

-”Sure, but I get to pick”

-Seven goes all out, but your brother wins somehow?

-when the game is over, Seven just stares, dumbfounded

-”I went easy on you” he says after a second

-even though your brother doesn’t buy that

-after a few more rounds of Seven losing, he folds

-”Ok ok, I hereby declare you the winner” he says, grandly bowing down

-your brother is rewarded with a bag of honey buddha chips

-when you come back, the place is even messier than when you left

-”Seven, what the…” you start, but you can’t even believe your eyes

-there are chips EVERYWHERE

-did a tornado pass through?

-your brother was having a little TOO much fun

-he didn’t want to leave, but you eventually persuaded him with the promise of ice cream

-”Hey, I want ice cream too!” he whines

-he doesn’t let you leave without promising to bring him back some ice cream too

-sometimes you swear Seven is more of a child than the 5-year-old standing next to you


Yay! It’s done! I hope you liked it lol. feel free to send any more requests you want to see me or Elly do!

~Ken-chan

Housemates!NCT Part 6

Your university runs out of dorm space, forcing you to find a last minute living arrangement with some international students. In other words, you’re basically screwed.

Warnings: alcohol, drugs, sex, profanity

Word Count: 1,534

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

Also check out my College! thing too to help you tide yourselves over as i’m a shit head :)

College!Jaehyun | Ten

You guys are going to hate me when you get to the end of this chapter LMAO IM SORRY IN ADVANCE. 

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Boyfriend!Seungkwan

• your first impression of him was somewhere along the lines of ZAYUM HES GOT A VOICE MAN LOOK AT THT AND OMG HES SO FUNNY HE MAKIN EVERYONE LAUGH WITH EVERYTHING HE SAYS I LIKE HIM ALREADY
• but in reality he whispered to the members to laugh even if it wasn’t funny just to get your attention bc omg u looked so lovely your the type of person him mom says are the best aw
• when it came to asking you out, he went around using his connections and asking what your fave song was and when he found out he started to practice for hours and hours on end but the morning of the event, he lost his voice and had a semi panic attack right there bc tHIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS:((((
• but the members saw that coming bc guys lbr he’s been singing with no end for this, he was bound to lose it someday so they secretly recorded him singing in the practices and gave it to him in cd form and he was grateful and he went running to u and gave u the cd to listen to and afterwards u were like “Seungkwan, that was beautiful but-” “wILL YOU GO OUT W ME??”
• and ofc u say yes bc who wouldn’t
• and he’s super duper happy that he tries to sing a song describe his feelings but his voice just wouldn’t come out and ur like o no let’s get you rested
• took you to Jeju for your first date obviously, and it was really great you guys literally went EVERYWHERE but his mom wasn’t there :( but he was like thATS OK YOULL MEET HER NEXT TIME
• you guys tried to visit all the dol hareubangs in Jeju and made a wish, you didn’t know each other’s but you guys actually wished for the same thing - for your family and friends, and for your relationship to last a v v v v long time (which it will ;))))
• much like one of the episodes on ‘where is my friend’s island’, seungkwan started to freak out and fan boy over the small things he remembered from his time in Jeju
• “oh mY GOD LOOK AT THAT TREE ITS SO BIG NOW”
• “I rEMEMBER THAT HOUSE I WALKED PASSED IT EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL”
• “JAGIYA SO MANY MEMORIES COMING BACK I THINK IM GONNA CRY”
• and you think he’s the cutest little bun in the world aw
• feeds you all the food Jeju is well known for and insists you try everything and ur like iM FUL- and he stuffs another thing in your mouth
• it was the best time you’ve had in ages and it was way better since boo seungkwan was there :))
• calls you the cringiest things ever just to watch u go red and get embarrassed lol
• yoUR FIRST KISS OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE ok so you all know how he’s a family man, someone who cares about his family and his relationships, so it would only be fitting that he missed you when seventeen was flying back from a country or a place they performed in, you were waiting for him in the airport and the second the two of you saw each other, you guys started running and when you met he just kissed you right there because it had been wAY TO LONG SO MANY NIGHTS OF CALLS AND VIDEO CHATS BUT ITS NEVER AS GOOD AS SEEING YOU IN PERSON AWAWAW
• turns into a shy little boy when it comes to skinship he’s all like really ?? rig-right now ??? u-H //gaps it
• has a habit of turning every sentence into a song, his knowledge of songs is so big he cAN TURN EVERYTHING INTO A SONG AND UR LIKE HOW DO U DO THAT
• “babe! funny story, I was walking down the street-”
• “mAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN!”
• “hey look at that airplane-”
• “cAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NUGHT SKY LIKE SHOOTING STARS”
• “…. ahem anyway”
• his favourite type of kiss is the kiss where he grabs your cheeks, squishes them really hard until your lips are puckered like a fish and he kisses u bc yOURE SO CUTE U LITTLE BUN
• you know those really rEALLY tight hugs that squeeze all the air out of you and make you feel like your gonna die, but at the same time are really sweet types of hugs? yeah he likes those too.
• “//huggles//”
• “-mmf! can’t,,, breathe!”
• will gET VERY POUTY WHEN HE WANTS AFFECTION THAT YOU ARENT GUVING HIM U MEANY IF IT GETS EXTREME HE WILL THREATEN TO CALL HIS MOM AND TELL ON U BC UR HIS JAGIYA UR SUPPOSED TO LOVE HKM :((:(:(:(:((
• likes hamburgers and suggests (even if he knows that answer is no) if you can eat them.
• “babe we can’t eat hamburgers for dessert.”
• “whY THE HICKITTY HECK NOT”
• also likes summer and fall, is in his element in those seasons like he’s all ready with them scented candles for fall and them swag sunglasses for summer. always rants and raves about all the stuff you two could do together when those seasons roll around.
• “wE CAN GO JUMP INTO PILES OF DRIED LEAVES TOGETHER”
• “and when it’s summer wE CAN MAKE FIVE BILLION TRIPS TO THE BEACH AND BUILD SANDCASTLES”
• and ur just like its the beginning of winter, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
• challenges you to basketball shoot outs and when you win he can’t accept it bc hIS PRIDE IS SO HURT HE SPENT AGES BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE WOULD CRUSH U BUT U GO AHEAD AND BEAT HIM??!!!!
• but when you lose he’s so supportive bc he doesn’t want you feeling bad so he’s like, you were just warming up that’s why, you’ll do so much better next time y/n, I believe in you!
• isNT HE THE CUTEST THUNG IN THE WORLD
• obviously likes his best friend hansol, you could tell they were close the second you met seungkwan. you didn’t want to say anything but you could sense hansol giving you the mean eye because he wAS SEUNGKWANS BFF WHO DO U THINK U R
• but when u ask him if he wanted to spend time with your bf he was like offt no I could care less
• and ur like suRE
• dislikes tomatoes with a passion, obviously cause he’s allergic. when there’s some tomato in his sandwich or in his salad or smthn, he’ll place them on your plate to eat o of habit bc he doesn’t like the food going to waste and yOU LUV THEM SO YAY
• secretly made a cd of him singing all ur favourite songs and went to the place you worked and played it through the speakers and everyone just stops what they’re doing and is like ??
• and ur even more confused bc u recognise that voice ??
• then it suddenly dawns on u that it’s ur boyfriend singing those songs and ur heart melts and ur just standing there staring at the speaker while everyone’s working around u and u don’t notice bc ur so into the music but seungkwan is sneaking behind u w a bouquet of flowers and when the songs finished he wraps his arms round u and ur so happy bC U HAVENT SEEN HIM IN AGES
• and ur co-workers are all like wtf yalls are relationship goals
• has an addiction to his mom. it sounds like a bad thing, but it really isn’t. It’s adorable. you often walk in on him having video chatting her and he’s all like “I miss you.” and she’s all like, “me too, take care of y/n” and you just smile and walk away bc this was a special moment u didn’t want to ruin :))))<3333
• hates couple clothing with a passion. he doesn’t know what it is but you secretly think hansol is rubbing off on him bc now he thinks it’s not cool.
• like he dismisses it so fast u don’t even get to finish ur sentence
• “ooh! look at thes-”
• “no.”
• “what about those-”
• “no.”
• “w-”
• “oH HELL NAW”
• when Seungkwan gets jealous, he’ll try to laugh it off as if it’s nothing. though inside its kinda killing him bc nobody can make u smile like that except for hIM and nobody should be touching ur shoulder like that except for hIM. but he’ll act like it doesn’t bother him except u know, u know because you’ve watched him for so long you can recognise his change in mood. he’s not as happy as he was before and u stop him and tell him that you love him and he has nothing to worry about
• and he’s back to his old self again !! bc he trusts that you mean what u say awawawawaw
• his background photo is a photo or photos of you doing the most ordinary things in the world. doing the dishes, sleeping, standing there, yawning, sneezing and he collaged it all into one big photo and is pretty much u doing uninteresting stuff lol when u saw it u were like wHY IN THE WORLD WOULD U DO THAT TO ME and he’s all like WHAAAT U LOOK GREAT I LOVE IT WHEN UR ACTING LIKE URSELF <<<<<333333
• your phone background photo was a photo of the two of u that one time they did a performance and u were in the crowd and they were singing 20 then he spotted u amongst the people and started singing to u and a fan took a photo and it was sO CUTE BC SEUNGKWAN WAS SINGING W SO MUCH EMOTION AND U WERE LIKE SMILING ALL TESRY EYED BC OHMYGOD U LOVE HIM
• always remembers every members’ birthdays and is so on top of buying presents and he forcefully drags u round and asks for ur opinion on his present and ur like babe idk u know them better than I do
• u get all whiny tho bc u didn’t really wanna go birthday shopping so early so everytime u go w him he buys u food bc he’s the best boyfriend ever
• sings like an angel to lull you to sleep
• yELLS SONGS IN UR EAR TO WAKE U UP, ITD A FULL ON OERFORMANCE, COMPLETE W BACKGROUND MUSIC YAY(!)
• it puts a lot of pressure on him since he’s a main vocal in seventeen, to make it worse he always has to refrain from looking tired or upset, since he is the mood maker too. he always has to put on a happy smile around the members to lift their spirits even if he’s feeling sick or upset. he practices way too hard and often visits the hospital due to throat aches, your always there for him when he needs you and he’s forever grateful for that.
• “you know, you can talk to me about how you feel right?”
• “yeah, yeah, I know. but I have to keep strong and happy for the members, you know?”
• ur first fight with Seungkwan would most likely be due to the fact that he took a joke too far, you two were probably doing some harmless bickering but he said an insult that hit a little too close to home and you got upset and he got upset bc it was just a joke
• he then left to let u both cool down bc that’s what his mom always said to do, in case he did something he would regret
• then came back after a few days and apologised bc he missed u ;_;
• “I’m sorry, whatever I said was just a joke, okay? I love you so much and I can’t afford to lose you.”
• seungkwan loves u so much, if it isn’t already obvious. he would go to the end of the universe and back just to see you smile, without you in his life he would probably be v sad v v v sad due to all the stress he can’t relieve and rant out. you’re always a shoulder to cry on, a friend to laugh with, and most of all a person to grow old with. he depends on you a lot, since he’s a growing boy himself and he may not know everything, but he does know you two are meant to be together forever, and you know that too.

Exo reacting to you not knowing that they are famous - K version

These are kinda long. And it’s kinda late. (But I’m also really excited about this so I wanted to show it to y’all.) The M version will be updated tomorrow& I’ll link it on the bottom of this post. 



Suho: It would happen at one of your first dates. He fetches you from home and is adorable and a little awkward and you sit next to him in his car and ypu just talk to each other  and then suddenly this song comes on and he is embarrassed and goes ‘wow I’m sorry i’ll just…uh..change the station..?’ and you’d be like ‘nooo, I love that song!! Even though that band has a really weird name…wait, it’ll come to me in a minute..’ and he is just sitting there for a few seconds like: are you kidding me i am that band’s fucking leader how does she not know??? when he realizes you are in fact serious he erupts into baffled laughter. Over the next few weeks he carefully introduces you you to exo’s music, making sure to spare you with the really weird shit (wolf and mama era cough cough) for the longest time. When he finally shows them to you you have already watched them (like a thousand times) and sing along. He turns towards the sky and goes ‘wow, I want a divorce’ and you hug him from behind, nuzzling his cheek and go ‘suho, my darling…we aren’t even married?’ and he is really grumpy like: ‘yeah but now I want to marry you so that I can divorce you over this’ (You are like: ‘okay fine does that mean I get a shittone of money? Yeah i’m fine with that…’ he actually has to laugh and kiss you because ‘damn, you’re so adorable jagi’)

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Sehun: He’d walk up to you in a club like: ‘waddup’ with a really confident smirk and you are just standing there and wondering why this really tall, really creepy (really fuckable?) stranger is giving you bedroom eyes?? You just go: ‘Uhmm…can you move out of the way? I’m trying to order a drink right now.’ You slip past him and he is staring at you while you order the drink like: help?? I am famous?? How does picking up girls work when they don’t know you’re famous? By now he is really starting you creep you out and then he blurts out: ‘wait!! Don’t you know me?’ and you just go: ‘uhm… sorry I don’t really watch the news? Are you an escaped mass murderer or something?’ and he immediately takes a step back and goes gruffly says he didn’t mean to be rude but are you sure you don’t know him? 

After a second of consideration (and realizing he’s kinda cute) you suggest he should just buy the two of you shots every time he asks that. This leads to you waking up with a really mean hangover, very scarcely dressed next to a very smug sehun. (His playboy image is kinda ruined when he almost throws up like three times and you lend him your hairpin to keep his hair out of his face as he sits on the bathroom tiles, all pale misery and hoarse voice as he asks: ‘but you really have never heard about me??’)

Originally posted by yixingofficial


Baekhyun: He wants to be really suave about this and casually drop it or do something really cool. Bad for him you realize when you see an interview with him in a newspaper and swiftly come over to beat his ass with a giant pillow while demanding to know why the fuck he hasn’t told you, byun baekhyun you fucking asshole I PAID FOR MY OWN FOOD AT OUR DATES YOU OWE ME LIKE A DIOR NECKLACE OR SOMETHING. You aren’t really angry, though. Still, the next day a Dior necklace is delivered straight to your door. You call Baekhyun to tell him you are totally using it to strangle him and he’s like ‘sure if that’s what you are into’ and you can’t help but erupt into exasperated laughter. Still, he is going to tease you with this for like…forever?

Originally posted by parkchny

Chanyeol: He is planning on telling you. Really. He is planning on doing so for the whole three months of your relationship. One day you, Baek, Chanyeol and Chen hang out at his place and you read a magazine and go: ‘omg!! this guy looks just like Baekhyun!!’ and Chanyeol has a minor heart attack while his friends give him the ‘we knew this would happen’-look. Then you go: ‘but his eyebrows look really weird lol’ the next second Baekhyun is next to you screaming: ‘WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY FUCKING EYEBROWS’ and you’re like: ‘what.’ Chen grabs Baek by the collar of his shirt and drags him towards the front door as he tells you to go easy on poor Chanyeol. Meanwhile Baek is still demanding to know what happened to his eyebrows and suddenly the door falls shut and you are sitting on the sofa for a few seconds before you turn around to Chanyeol. He is awkwardly scratching the back of his neck like: ‘uhm…so…I’m famous? Kinda?’ It’s not as awkward of a talk as he imagined it to be. You kinda laugh like:’dear god, why haven’t you just told me?’ he sheepishly admits that he didn’t know how to and you are like: ‘aaalright… but don’t expect a special treatment now, famous boy. Like, please tell me fame didn’t fuck you over so that you are into really weird sex stuff now?’ he is all shocked big eyes and ‘eeehw, nooo, what the hell jagi??’

Originally posted by exo-daydreams


Kai: You kinda find out on yourself and you might have kinda kicked down his door to confront him about it. He just goes: ‘uhh,,,but i told you that I am in a band?’ He actually looks kinda frightened when you growl at him: ‘Kim fucking jongin. You are in your early twenties. I assumed being in a band means you and your drunk college buddies once sang at a garage and tortured some poor instruments!!’ he defends himself: ‘i told you we have concerts and stuff!!’ and you give back ‘I thought you forced all your friends to come to some underground bar! Not that you sold out the Tokyo dome! Several nights in a row!!’ After that both of you just stare at each other, slightly out of breath and still angry. Then he asks if you are breaking up with him and within a second you answer. ‘what the hell. no!’ 

He just goes: “uhm..okay..good. because since you stormed  in here i’m imagining how awesome angry sex with you would be.’… you blink before admitting: ‘Yeah…same…i guess?’

A few seconds later you are pressed up against the wall, his teeth leaving marks on your neck as your hands are clutched into his shirt.

You breathlessly remind him that ‘this isn’t over yet’ but the next second his mouth is on yours and you decide to fuck it, because who cares if he is famous? You aren’t giving up on this for anything in this world.

Originally posted by kairamelo


D.O.: For some reason your weird new boyfriend never has shown you his place, but tonight he just decides to take you there. You are slightly scared, because according to your friends you either should expect a) sliced off body parts or b) really weird fetishes or c) his actual wife/ girlfriend. But when you arrive there you are just greeted by his slightly weird roommates who hurriedly leave when the two of you show up and Kyungsoo says he has to tell you something. When he is done telling you: ‘uh…he is in this band…and they are kind of…okay, he doesn’t want to brag, but really famous’ your first reaction is: ‘so you aren’t married?’ And he is like: ’what the hell…no!!…also, haven’t you ever wondered how he affords all those expensive accessories he has been (purposefully) wearing around you?’ your answer is: ‘uh…i kinda imagined you to be a professional killer…or like a high-level drug dealer?’ and at this point he just erupts into exasperated laughter. You kinda grumble ‘what, sometimes you look really creepy’ as he draws you into a hug, still laughing about his weird-ass girlfriend.

Originally posted by missdyoo

Aaalright, that’s it for today! :) I hope you like it& are excited for the M version (bc I am) As usually, this is where you can find my masterlist and here you can ask me questions. Or just message me.  Honestly. Just text me with whatev you are thinking right now. I am such a ho for fangirling together.

(oh, and thank you to the amazing @life-ruiners​ for letting me spam her with my weird-ass ideas. you’re my homie, (my #1 drug-daeler!)& an awesome fangirl buddy!)

Starmyu Event - 5/29 Night Session Fanreport

It has been a few weeks since the event so some things might be out of order. XD My memory is a bit fuzzy, too… and my Japanese… I looked at a few past tweets as well… And this is why I should write a report ASAP and not procrastinate. Anyway, please enjoy this long post of text and some pictures (not beta-ed at all).

The Starmyu event was held in Yomiuri Hall, close to Yurakucho Station.

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FFXV

You know what I want in Final Fantasy XV?

I want the nitty and the gritty. I want to see the heartbreak as these four dorks watch their kingdom crumble and they can do nothing to stop it. I want tears and some honest freaking-out going on because everything is going to shit

I want stupidly funny things to happen while they’re all together at their campsite or when they’re on the road. I want teasing and play fighting and nudging each other when a cute girl is walking by and trying to convince one of them to go talk to her.I want general boy nonsense to go on. I don’t even care if it’s a burping contest with Ignis spluttering of dignity in the corner as Noctis participates


I want memories of Noctis’s childhood. The soup eating, him sleeping whenever he wasn’t supposed to (during lessons?lol) and staying awake and being rowdy when he's supposed to be calming down for bed. I want reminiscing of his mother. I want to see childhood memories of Ignis and Gladiolus. Noctis running around happy in the palace, maybe he had a dog at one point, or a cat or something else entirely, maybe there was a stable and he had a chocobo. Maybe he had maids or servants that were sweet to him, slipping him little treats ever once and a while (he did look a little chubby as a kid). I want embarrassing childhood memories of him to be shared to the audience through Gladiolus and Ignis and Prompto. (bad hair cut, spilling a drink on royalty from another kingdom, bad dancing lessons?) I want to know the happy, the funny, the sentimental.

I want to know Prompto’s backstory in full

I want to see tiny child Ignis with glasses, carrying around books.

I want little Gladio to be climbing all over his father while he’s being trained in his youth to protect the royal family.

I want them to be on the road and lose track of the date only to find out one day while they happen to be in a bigger town or city that it’s one of their birthdays.

I want to see Noctis dealing with his visions or with nightmares or just his tiredness from using the crystal too much in battle. I want to see him passed out in Gladio’s arms or on his back as he carries him back to camp after a particularly hard fought battle.

I want the car rides in the Regalia to be like a family road trip– complete with radio sing-alongs and naps.

I want stops in towns and cities and weird things they have to do for money for gas or food. I want Noctis to see how poorer people live and be moved by their struggle and feel humbled. I want this other side of life to open his eyes to more than his broken bubble of royalty.

I want there to be breakdowns and fighting because everyone is stressed and worried and ultimately apologizing that will knit the group even closer together

I want tired whispered conversations and star gazing in the night

I want to see all those photos on Noctis’s phone. The funny ones, the planned ones, the fighting ones, the nature/creature ones and most of all–the ones he takes of his friends when they aren’t paying attention and are in their most natural states.

Gladiolus’s abs erm, what? no, no I meant fantastic stance. Look at that battle stance, yeah.

I want worrying over Noctis’s well-being, especially when he’s fought hard enough to turn his eye color. I want Noctis to be worried about the other 3 just as much as they are of him, and I want him to do things to try and protect them more.

I want the guys to rag on Noctis’s height for teases, or about his perpetual bed head. Or the look he gets on his face when he’s sleepy.

MORE CALLING NOCT PRINCESS YES PLEASE.

More scenes where we get to see Noct woken up and him acting like a toddler because it’s just plain adorable, okay? Blowing on his face, taking a chocobo feather and brushing his nose with it, Noctis chucking the phone out of the tent when the alarm goes off.

Somebody SOMEBODY please have a moment where they are teasing him or checking him for a fever or something and they have to pull his bangs back from his face (which if he’s anything like me he might feel a bit uncomfortable with having his fringe out of his face)

Little Noctis being all shy and trying his best to hide behind his father’s legs when meeting new people, even though it isn’t a very princely thing to do.

Ignis in an apron. (extra points if it says ‘kiss the chef’), extra extra points if Gladio gets him the apron and its one of those that has painted on abs.)

Close up look or explanation of Gladio’s tattoos. The story behind his scar.

Noctis asking Ignis about things he honestly doesn’t know about. The customs of some of the places they travel. The constellations. Different kinds of creatures.

Ignis always answering Nocis’s questions patiently and happily, seeing this extended travel as a learning opportunity.

General Noctis stubborn-ness. Also King Regis stubborn-ness cause I feel like it runs in the family.

NOCTIS’S DAMN NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.

Noctis seeing souls (and maybe a look for the players too?) Noctis talking to the moon/ talking to Etro.

I honestly want Noctis to be a self-entitled brat sometimes. He’s a prince. Sure, he was trained by Gladio, but he DID grow up in a palace his whole life. And even though his father seems like a no-nonsense chill sort of guy, I feel like some princely tendencies of Noct’s should show up

AT SOME POINT I WANT TO SEE A CROWN ON THAT BOY’S HEAD. okay.

I have a lot of feelings about this game, okay? I’m so excited for it to come out :’D I’m gonna cry the day it gets an official release date, and the day it’s in my hands. I’ll probably have more wants, but I just needed to voice them NOW haha :)

EXO Gif Scenario

Suho-

You walk into your apartment and flop down on the couch. You yawn and stretch your limbs when you hear a chuckle. You quickly yank your head towards the source of the sound and calm down when you see your boyfriend, Suho standing there.

“Long day?” He asks.

“You have no idea.” You say as he sits next to you and pulls you close. "But it’s a lot better now that you’re here.“

"You’re sappy when you’re tired, now sleep hon’. You need it.” He says, kissing your forehead slightly.

Baekhyun-

You close the door behind you as you yawn and start to walk to your bedroom. You sigh, knowing your boyfriend had a schedule for this evening and you had no idea when he would be home. You open your bedroom door to see Baekhyun sitting on your bed singing to music that is slowly playing from your radio.

“(y/n)! You’re home!” He exclaims. “You look so tired.”

“I had a rough day…” You explain.

“Then come lay down and I’ll sing you something to help you relax and fall asleep.” He says patting the area of the bed next to him. You lay down and smile as his angelic voice starts singing a slow melody that quickly lulls you to sleep.

Chanyeol-

You open your door and quickly enter your apartment. You walk to your kitchen and grab a water before walking to your living room. You were planning on taking a nap or tuning out the world, but when you see your dork of boyfriend waving from his spot like a fool, you can’t help but laugh.

“What’re you doing here?” You ask as you basically collapse on top of him. He chuckles as he cradles you in his arms.

“We got off our schedule early, so I thought i’d surprise you. And seeing as you look as if you are done with everything it’s a good thing I did. But I brought a movie for us to watch, so lets watch!” He says all in one go. You sigh at his dorkiness and settle in for the movie, knowing there is no escaping it.

D.O-

You open the door to your apartment and are met with the wonderful smell of your favorite food. Which can only mean one thing. Your boyfriend is here. As you close the door, your thoughts are confirmed as Kyungsoo walks around the corner smiling.

“Hey (y/n). You look tired. Good thing I made us dinner.” He says with his big grin.

“Yeah.” You agree while yawning. You walk to the table and start eating as D.O just stands by and watches you. “It’s like you know when i’m stressed out.”

“Boyfriend senses I guess.” He chuckles.

Kai-

“No one knows how to get any work done, and i’m forced to do it all,. Every single day everyone’s work gets shoved onto me because everyone else is too lazy.” You grumble to yourself shutting your door. You walk to your living room and smile when you see Kai sprawled out on your couch, half awake.

“Welcome home babe.” He greets.

“Yeah.” You grumble sitting down.

“Long day?” Kai asks sitting up and pulling you into his lap.

“Yeah…” You grumble again.

“I can take your mind off of it.” He says while sucking gently on your neck. He looks you in the eye and says seductively. “Let’s go to your room.”

Sehun-

You flop down on your couch next to your boyfriend, while grumbling to yourself. You hear a sigh, which causes you to look over at Sehun.

“Do you mind not grumbling to yourself? I’m trying to watch this.” He says.

“K.” You mumble before going back to grumbling to yourself. You know it ticks him off, but you don’t honestly care right now. You can feel his gaze slowly shit to you in irritation.

“(y/n)!” He groans. You look at him and the face of pure frustration was funny. You end up laughing, which causes Sehun to laugh to. You both end up in a weird position while cuddling and tickling each other, tv and stress forgotten.

Xiumin-

 You walk into your living room and see Xiumin making a weird face at his phone.

“Umm. What are you doing?” You ask slightly, scaring Xiumin. He laughs nervously and scratches the back of his head.

“I was just um snap-chatting an old friend. He said to make a weird face, so I did.” He chuckles.

“Well I was having a rough day, but that just made everything better. Thank you for making my day.” You laugh.

“Glad I could help.” He laughs and shrugs.

Lay-

 "Baby! I heard you had a bad day!“ You hear Lay exclaim from your doorway. When he gets to the living room he looks at you. "So what can I do to make it better babe?”

You sit and think for a moment then smile as you get a thought.

“Do your aegyo! It always me feel better~” You say.

“My aegyo?? Do I have to?” He asks. You nod and he sighs.

He balls his fist and places it next to his cheek and says “bbuing bbuing” mimicking the infamous aegyo, that almost everyone does. You giggle and smile. He sighs and looks at you.

“At least you feel better now.” He says while smiling.

Chen-

You flop down on the couch next to Chen and yawn. You grumble to yourself about something and groan as you stretch.

“You have a rough day too?” He asks slightly.

“Yeah.” you say while yawning.

“How about we both just take a nap? Okay? And the we can prank my hyungs later.” He chuckles as he lies down next to you.

“Or we could sleep and not prank the guys at all.” You say, already basically asleep. 

Tao-

You walk into your apartment and you hear Tao groan from somewhere in the apartment.

“Why is there never anything good on tv?” He asks you as you walk into the living room.

“I don’t know.” You sigh as you sit down next to him.

“Rough day?” He asks. You nod and lean your head against his shoulder.

“Do you want to take a nap?” He asks slightly, still shuffling through the channels. You are about to say yes when Tao suddenly shouts, “Oh wait! A panda documentary! You have to watch it with me!”

You sigh while chuckling, but settle down and agree to watch it as Tao presses play on the channel. 

(I’m not going to include Kris or Luhan, because there are too many members as is.)

Sorry if this like sucks or something. I’m half-asleep lol. But EXO part is done. Thanks for the request! This was fun to do! Feel free to request again if you want.

~Chan

#15: He forgot. Pt. 2

OMG YOU CUTIES WERE SO THIRSTY FOR THIS

U FUCKING ROCK

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD AND ALL UR REQUESTS CHEERED ME UP. IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. THANKS. HERE YOU GO.

ITS LONG…

Ashton:

“Babe, obviously something’s wrong,” his dimples popped as he ran up to you and blocked your way from leaving. “What’s the matter?”

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So it was an AMAZING day!

Let me start by saying that if you want a great summary of the Q&As you need to head here http://awwlicity.tumblr.com and here http://beijingdoll.tumblr.com (lovely gals btw, glad I met you both). Check their Twitter as well if you haven’t yet, for a word for word of what happened. I can’t do that without taking notes or recording the whole thing and since I want to enjoy every second I don’t. 

So what I’ll share is more bits and pieces and feelings. Now on to the good, no great stuff: Emily Bett Rickards.

She was the main reason why I attended the People Convention and she did not disappoint. She sang Summer Loving with Colton on stage (these two are really thick as thieves) and she has an amazing voice. I’d love to hear a Stephen/Emily duet now! Arrow the Musical needs to happen now! LOL

She was drop dead gorgeous with pale blue eyes bordering on grey, the best toned legs I have ever seen, and she is very petite (smaller than Willa) even with very high heels but strangely she doesn’t come off as small. I guess that’s charisma. But let me say something: Emily is NOT Felicity.

I say this with love and respect. I guess we all expect to meet Felicity when we meet EBR but as goofy as she comes up on stage and off (playing music on her phone during her autographs session and singing along), dancing at the party and slapping Rick Costnett butt (it happened there’s a vid on FB LOL), she is not Felicity and she’s a lot more reserved. She is warm and kind and welcoming but she seemed a little taken aback by the hugs. She didn’t push away anyone, she just seemed surprised and it was maybe a little overwhelming to someone who became famous not so long ago.

During her meeting room she reminded us her life changed completely in the last 3 years. And she changed a lot too. She still lives in the same apartment with her best friend but now she only sees her mom, her dog and her best friend. She doesn’t have time for anything else.

She has two projects in the works (namely a movie) and I do hope we’ll se her in something else than Arrow soon.

She reminded everyone that in terms of pushing the CW to organise an Olicity photo session/ITW she has zero pull. She’s not big potato for the head honchos of the CW and she is very aware of it. As she is aware that as a feminist (we talked about that in the Private session) this industry is male dominated and women have to fight daily to change the rules; But she and Colton said Arrow was one of the show that treated female characters extremely well compared to many things on TV.

All this to say Emily comes across as a smart, quick and driven individual who is a little more guarded than Felicity. She is NOT cold but she doesn’t hug left and right like David Ramsey or Rick Costnett would. 

Meeting her was still the highlight of my day as was the whole Private session: a meeting of a dozen fans with the whole cast.

We were waiting when Colton and Emily entered the room with everyone in tow. Emily then declared :” Let’s sit on the floor and lose the shoes” which she immediately did. So we did the whole thing sitting down and it was lovely.

Now let me say this: I am not a Colton Haynes fan. He’s not my type and he leaves me cold basically but I am convinced that if he was hired by the UN to stop some conflicts in the world, we could head towards world peace really fast! I kid you not. This guy is the warmest, loveliest, friendliest (is that a word) person you can hope to meet. I didn’t care much for him before meeting him and now I wish he was my friend because he’s a darling. Emily didn’t leave his side except when Carlos Valdes arrived and then she couldn’t stop talking to him. They seem to be real close.

Emily and Colton (and maybe others) were at the Crazy Horse in Paris last night and they had a blast. Emily was amazed by the dancers. Since I know Paris pretty well, I gave her the name of a street that is hardly known but beautiful and romantic. She put the address on her phone and I hope she’ll go and enjoy it since all my foreign friends always love this place.

At the party, the cast only stayed 15 minutes and that a bummer. But really it was because the music sucked. If the music had been as great as it was in Birmingham they might have stayed a whole hour as it was planned.

Colton made all the fans at the party scream for Serena Williams (a friend of his) who had just won the French Open and he recorded the whole thing. Then he took the mike and sang, rapped and danced with the cast amongst us fans. Rick Costnett was on fire LOL Unfortunately the music turned bad and off they went.

Finally, during the Q&A, it was beautiful to hear Emily talk about Felicity falling in love with Oliver as early as S1 when she finds out he is the Arrow. She also talked about the love scene and described how Stephen and her worked to make it real while giving us what we were expecting.

She also described how Stephen acted the scene with her in the Atom suit. Stephen basically reacted to her in the suit but also played of a stuntman dressed as the Atom. In Birmingham, Stephen described how he giggled when he saw Emily dressed like that. He said his reaction in the ep was genuine. But Emily explained he was reacting to the stuntman. It’s hard to know how the events unfolded. The truth is probably a little bit of both since Emily was still on the side even when Stephen was reacting to the stuntman. Confusing I know.

Finally, I asked her about her style on the show and she said she has little input except when she thinks it’s something Felicity would NEVER wear. But she never steals anything from the show (unlike Candice Patton) because her own wardrobe is more black and leather.

That’s all for now. I’ll remember more eventually and will post about it.

Plus there is tomorrow.

Oh and everyone else namely David Ramsey were great. But I’ll have a meeting room with him tomorrow so I’ll tell you all about it. :)

VIXX Chicago Showcase Fan Account (11/22/14)

In this fanaccount I’m going to explain the set list, talk about each one of the performances, then my experience at the hi-touch session, then finish with my final impressions of each member which were completely not what I expected :0  (each separate section has a little star by it if you want to skip around!)

By the way I was sitting on the left of the stage 4 rows back.  So from the main stage our faces were visible and our voices were audible.  We could tell exactly where they were looking.  From the side stage we were actually an arm’s length away and they often came over to interact with us.

P.S. it’s 5k words & is super detailed have fun!!

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anonymous asked:

What did you think of AAOOD3 Part 10 Sasha? In other words please tell me what I missed. ☺

Anonymous said:

Hi Sasha :)i have just watched the part 10 of aaod3 and i think the lirry part, when harry is like “oh liam,  I didn’t know you were so smart”, is the same way which the fandom look at liam. How many times they think he is stupid when is not

Anonymous said:

Ok AAOOD3 part 10 I feel like there’s something significant about the toys going to the furnace, tight? What do you think?

Hi friends. Once again I’m sorry for the delay. But I’m gonna get caught up now. This will be followed by my thoughts on part 11. Alrighty, let’s goooo!

Part 10 picks up with Santa, Zayn and Niall captured and surrounded by Dr. L and his henchmen.

Dr. L is one relentless mofo. So is 1DHQ, as all our exhausted asses in this fandom can attest. So nah.

We know. We know. 1DHQ will not let go until they’re forced to let go.

Meanwhile, the heat is truly on for poor Louis.

This parallels the beating he’s been taking in the press, with the ultimate goal of leaving his public persona so damaged that it will negatively impact his career. Also, Louis is back out there now, stuntin’. Yes, the heat is on.

So with Louis seemingly neutralized, Dr. L is ready to finish off Santa, Zayn and Niall. Clearly, Dr. L doesn’t want anyone around who can challenge his authority.

Not only does he want the power, he wants his “enemies” destroyed.

I’m pretty sure not getting out alive is a metaphor for killing careers, which is exactly what 1DHQ has been trying to do. Not only with the negative press targeting individual members of 1D, but also with the relentless break-up rumors.

But not so fast, Dr. L. The star power 1DHQ gave Harry in the form of pushing him as the frontman of 1D is gonna eventually bite them in the ass.

So polite. Fame hasn’t changed him. LOL And he hasn’t abandoned his boys or forgotten their mutual goal. Harry is loyal.

And now–praise everything–Liam finally makes his way to Santa’s workshop as well.

What did Liam learn out there alone in “Narnia” while dealing with this wild as hell fandom? We’re about to find out.

Well lookie here. Liam has returned with some loyal fans who refuse to abandon him in the form of the twitter birds.

I must be in there somewhere. LOL

But before Liam teams up with Harry and shows us what he’s learned, back to the furnace.

This is important. It’s about to get emotional up in here.

So why was it important for Mark Parsons to show us this sweet Care Bear going down in flames? Of course, when this fandom sees a teddy bear anywhere in any context with 1D, we’re gonna think of Rainbow Bondage Bear.

During OTRA, occasionally RBB and SBB brought a friend.

This friend was a fan of the Care Bears.

That book next to him is the Care Bear’s Lucky Day. Note the red collar he’s wearing.

Note it because later we learned this little brown friend–this classic iteration of the teddy bear–was actually representative of Liam.

We know because of the red sticker (Liam’s mic is red), the priest costume (Liam joked in an interview that he’d become a mail order minister and the other guys crossed themselves in front of him several times in concert) and because of the Scottish garden book (Liam owns a tiny plot of land in Scotland making him a Scottish Lord). So both Liam and this Care Bear are classic brown teddy bears.

Who is this Care Bear?

Well shit. That’s Liam.

Now here’s where it’s gonna hurt. Take a close look at Tenderheart Bear as he’s consumed by the fire.

His right arm has been ripped off. Who do you think of as Liam’s right arm? Zayn maybe? And what did Zayn say he needed to have on tour with him?

My headcanon is that Tenderheart Bear going into the furnace with his right arm ripped off symbolizes what Liam went through when Zayn was kicked out of the band. It was that bad for him. It was supposed to break his spirit. It was supposed to neutralize him.

And we got some hints of that.

Poor Liam. But he made it through the dark.

Now let’s look at the other bears.

There’s a couple of other Care Bears headed for the fire. Who’s that one?

LOL That sounds like a mash-up of Harry and Louis. Enough said.

Now let’s head back out to see Liam showing us what he’s learned.

While Harry was learning to harness his star power, Liam learned how to harness the power of the fandom. These loyal and sympathetic fans are once again gonna fuck up 1DHQ’s plans.

Appreciate that Liam is not the lunkheaded dude bro that 1DHQ has portrayed him to be. Not only is he the tenderhearted teddy bear, he’s also a strategic thinker.

Yes, Liam is the one who wanted to bring the twit-cams back. Liam gets that fan service is important. Interestingly enough, Liam was online engaging in a lot of fan service around the time part 10 was uploaded.

And yes, we like fan service. Give us a twit-cam every now and then. Thanks.

Happy, loyal, supportive fans will take you where you wanna go, eh Lirry?

Also if you’re a fan who rejects the official narrative bullshit and is a thorn in 1DHQ’s side, that gif was for you. You’re important too. There would be no need for 1D to drop this if you weren’t here to pick it up.

So Louis is in need. Dr. L’s plan is dangerously close to working.

As an aside, I wanna say Louis’ singing during AAOOD3 is also deliberate. He’s gets the most flack about his singing. But Louis can sing. His voice isn’t studio perfect like Liam or Zayn. But it adds something unique to 1D’s songs. Louis’ voice is important. Ok? Moving on.

Not to worry, Lou. The one 1DHQ endowed with much star power is about to fuck it up.

Hey angel.

You know I got you.

I bet you are. LOL

Harry’s got something very important to give Louis. No, not that you nasties.

It’s suspenders. The suspenders literally keep Louis from descending into the flames of the furnace.

But this is AAOOD3, so there’s more to it than that, imo. It’s super symbolic that Harry is the one to give Louis the suspenders. Because they represent a time when Louis was his true self. When he was…

Before the beard. Before the media training. Before “butching” him up. Suspender era Louis was the truest Louis. And Harry is always the one to bring Louis back to his true self and save him from being burned alive by the inferno of stardom and the pressure to fit a pre-ordained image.

So Larry is solid. The relationship endures. Fuck what you heard. Yes, fuck what you heard is relevant. I’mma explain when I get to part 11. Yes, I know what’s in part 11. Trust me.

That said, there’s some unfinished business to attend to…