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xaszatm  asked:

So, I've been looking at the new 8th edition 40k rules and while I like most of them, I'm still laughing at the anything can wound anything rule. Don't get me wrong, I actually love this rule because now there aren't any useless units but I keep picturing a single guardsman somehow blowing up a titan in increasingly cartoonish ways like him finding the self-destruct button on its feet or somehow tripping the thing by sticking out its foot. Great change rules-wise though.

You know that somewhere within a week of the edition being launched, a platoon of Guardsman conscripts are going to las-up a Land Raider. 

Who to fight meme: tfc edition
  • Neil: Hahahhahah No. Do not fight him, you will DIE and while you die he will make stupid puns and snarky comments.
  • Kevin: Don't fight Kevin. He can beat the shit out of you even in his sleep.
  • Andrew: tiny angry thingy that will kill you if you touch so dooooooon't.
  • Aaron: he doesn't need any more fighting leave Aaron alone, you asshole
  • Nicky: Feisty cinnamon roll, but he can't fight so go ahead, you'd win for sure
  • Matt: Cute cuddly person doesn't need any more bullshit and will only fight you if you touch Dan
  • Allison: I DARE YOU TO FIGHT HER! DARE YOU! SHE WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES AND THEN MAKE A COCKTAIL OUT OF THEM
  • Renee: I will personally come and beat you up if you simply touch Renee. Also Jean and Andrew are part of the #reneeprotectionsquad so don't
  • Dan: Matt will come to support her and stop her from giving you internal bleeding in the brain
  • Jean: just don't. He doesn't need anymore bullshit
  • Jeremy: cinnamon bun who needs protection. DO NOT TOUCH, I WILL GET PERSONALLY OFFENDED
  • Riko: FIGHT HIM! HURT HIM! HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER
  • Thea: if you even manage to land a punch on Thea I will congratulate you personally. That girl is a monster! What a babe!
Captain

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Warnings: Smut
Word Count: 1,270


The game was over. The audience had already left and the stadium was empty and felt rather eerie. You weren’t the only girlfriend waiting but the rest had opted for going to the parking lot. You, however, felt uneasy about the game and couldn’t sit idly by the car.

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